it seems that science is hellbent on proving that everything enjoyable about life causes cancer and that I should be shit scared about it.
First they went after smoking but i didn't speak up because I wasn't a smoker,
Then they went after alcohol but I didn't speak up because I was raised Mormon,
Then they came after sex, and still I didn't speak up because I hadn't been laid in a year,
And finally they came after pasta...
I don't know about you but I think it's worth it for that last bowl of linguine.
First they went after smoking but i didn't speak up because I wasn't a smoker,
Then they went after alcohol but I didn't speak up because I was raised Mormon,
Then they came after sex, and still I didn't speak up because I hadn't been laid in a year,
And finally they came after pasta...
I don't know about you but I think it's worth it for that last bowl of linguine.