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NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)

Started by Doktor Howl, October 21, 2014, 05:50:26 PM

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Junkenstein

#15
November 05, 2014, 06:52:45 PM
That thing raises so many questions, I don;t even know where to start.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
November 05, 2014, 08:25:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 05, 2014, 05:39:48 PM
Do you have to sacrifice people to him to make the crops grow?   :eek:

WHJ is not only the best thing since sliced bread, he IS the sliced bread.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pope Pixie Pickle

#17
November 05, 2014, 10:07:36 PM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 05, 2014, 08:25:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 05, 2014, 05:39:48 PM
Do you have to sacrifice people to him to make the crops grow?   :eek:

WHJ is not only the best thing since sliced bread, he IS the sliced bread.

:argh!: :lulz:

Trivial

#18
November 05, 2014, 10:58:26 PM
It just makes me think o/' Big butter Jesus, sweet cream Jesus, Country Fresh Jesus, Oleo Lord. o/'
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
November 06, 2014, 12:44:23 AM
The Lord of the Field is strikingly Old World pagan.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#20
November 12, 2014, 05:53:29 PM
Molon Lube

LMNO

#21
November 12, 2014, 06:25:23 PM
Still, in certain contexts, valid advice.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
November 13, 2014, 03:30:09 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 12, 2014, 06:25:23 PM
Still, in certain contexts, valid advice.

:lulz: Absolutely.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#23
November 25, 2014, 08:07:49 PM


"Chicken flavor"

I'm so alone.
Molon Lube

Demolition Squid

#24
November 25, 2014, 08:23:41 PM
That's just... wow.  :eek:
Vast and Roaring Nipplebeast from the Dawn of Soho

Doktor Howl

#25
November 25, 2014, 08:25:43 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on November 25, 2014, 08:23:41 PM
That's just... wow.  :eek:

This sort of thing is better evidence than the last election that the world is insane.

IT MAKES NO SENSE.
Molon Lube

hooplala

#26
November 25, 2014, 08:26:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 08:25:43 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on November 25, 2014, 08:23:41 PM
That's just... wow.  :eek:

This sort of thing is better evidence than the last election that the world is insane.

IT MAKES NO SENSE.

It's beginning to seem like definitive proof that a god of some sort exists.  A god who hates our fucking guts.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

#27
November 25, 2014, 08:29:15 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 25, 2014, 08:26:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 08:25:43 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on November 25, 2014, 08:23:41 PM
That's just... wow.  :eek:

This sort of thing is better evidence than the last election that the world is insane.

IT MAKES NO SENSE.

It's beginning to seem like definitive proof that a god of some sort exists.  A god who hates our fucking guts.

I've been saying that since 2002.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

hooplala

#28
November 25, 2014, 08:29:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 08:29:15 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 25, 2014, 08:26:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 08:25:43 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on November 25, 2014, 08:23:41 PM
That's just... wow.  :eek:

This sort of thing is better evidence than the last election that the world is insane.

IT MAKES NO SENSE.

It's beginning to seem like definitive proof that a god of some sort exists.  A god who hates our fucking guts.

I've been saying that since 2002.   :lulz:

This is why you are my personal Holy Man.  I just learn real slow like.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Junkenstein

#29
November 25, 2014, 08:31:31 PM
What's the problem? It's just Vegetarian Ham chicken. Tastes like pork, made from turkey.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.
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