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I'm back. Was awesome fun.

I'm also a year older as of 11/1. Not as fun. It appears I may now be mortal.

Happy Belated Birthday, LMNO. Glad you had some awesome fun.

Corrective rape is a thing. My father's family is fond of it as a threat, though I've only heard of two cousins it was 'hypothetically' applied to.

Get out of the South.

My family is in Pennsylvania. :P

Corrective rape is a thing. My father's family is fond of it as a threat, though I've only heard of two cousins it was 'hypothetically' applied to.

I had another two cents for this thread but forgot when I got to that last bit. Something something identity struggles are such a mixed bag of nuts something something.

Finally a useful purpose for all that blood from my enemies. Time to start making the world's largest easy bake oven.

Love the Christians for Michele Bachman watermark.

Then you gets a hello kitty.

Just what I always wanted! It will go great with my Nail Bunny plushie.

Love the Christians for Michele Bachman watermark.

The hair cup is amazing.

Mostly carbon.

I want to know why Waffles knows what the fetish is called.

Where the fuck are all those pictures of Roger as a hot lady? I NEED THEM.

And then I was porn for Portland weirdos.   

As opposed to just porn for weirdos? Because some of those pms you get . . .

If we are what we eat then I am one third taco, one third pizza, one third fried chicken - all simmered in Pepsi.

So that's partially Mexican, right?

Did not, in fact, cocoon myself. But I'm thinking that's how I want to be buried.

Can't find/didn't look too hard my other crochet thread so I'm updating this one with some shit. Sue me.

First, what's cool.

http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/07/animal-and-insect-sculptures-wrapped-in-crocheted-webbing-by-joana-vasconcelos/



http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2011/04/invasive-crochet-lace-doilies-and-razor-wire/



Awesome shit, there, I think. Gives me plans for my evil lair once I get the moat finished.

That website has some other stuff that's pretty awesome-sauce, too. Including Olek's latest wacky trick. I like it, I love it, I want some more of it.

Second, what's SO NOT COOL OMFG.






Kill it with fire. Buuuuuuuuuuuurn it. It's probably acrylic so it will melt to skin, best remove it from the models before burning.

I've seen cauliflower, tapioca, chicken skin, and mayonnaise used to describe characters before in novels?

ETA: Never mind, I'm slow. I get the point.

Those cats look exactly like baby unicorns.

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

No, clearly they're the best cats.  Once again, tumblr gets everything wrong.

At least this cat won't maul you when you put it in the bathtub?