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Principia Discussion / Re: Best Free Skins In FORTNITE 2021
« on: February 18, 2021, 04:25:59 pm »
 :lulz:

This is some amazing word salad. They've almost achieved readability.

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Apple Talk / Re: I don't know if this is Poe's Law or not anymore
« on: February 08, 2021, 11:44:24 pm »
What's Poe's Law?

Poe's Law is an adage of Internet culture stating that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: February 02, 2021, 11:30:32 pm »
Me:  "A fair fight.  I had a baseball bat and he had emphysema."

Damn, y'all must do fairs differently in AZ; we usually just get some shitty 80's band and a Ferris Wheel.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: ITT: Confess your WOO!
« on: February 02, 2021, 11:27:45 pm »
Yeah, if you want to read LaVey, skip it and just read Ayn Rand followed by some OTO literature.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: ITT: Confess your WOO!
« on: January 30, 2021, 05:37:40 pm »
Yeah Krav maga classes tend to range from, "WE ARE PREPARING FOR FULL GUERRILLA COMBAT" to "Hey, did you guys know you can kick a dude in the balls? Wild."

I DON’T KNOW YOU! THAT’S NOT MY PURSE!

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Or Kill Me / Re: Luka Magnotta : Everything is A Dream
« on: January 29, 2021, 10:36:25 pm »
Well THAT was a wild fucking ride. I guess I missed it the first time around -- now I know I need to go watch the flick. Holy shit.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: January 26, 2021, 05:58:21 pm »
Frankly, I don't expect this fun to stop until he is quite dead. And even then, 70/30.

I for one shall refuse to let his name mean anything but scum, long after he's dead.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« on: January 26, 2021, 04:55:37 pm »
Seems about par for the course, really. I don't get why everyone's acting all fuckin' surprised; FFS idiots like me have been screaming about this happening since Fox called the election.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: All I'm saying is that it's SCIENCE.
« on: January 26, 2021, 04:49:00 pm »
I love science.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: January 20, 2021, 09:41:58 pm »
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After uncertainty given his decision to skip the inauguration, a White House spokesman has confirmed that the departing president has left his successor a letter.

At this point I'm happy he didn't just shit on the Resolute Desk on his way out.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« on: January 20, 2021, 09:07:57 pm »
So, this affidavit is interesting https://www.washingtonpost.com/context/u-s-v-thomas-edward-caldwell-donovan-ray-crowl-and-jessica-marie-watkins/d3e8cbfe-dad5-4286-91f6-6461638e1fc9/?tid=ss_tw

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On January 6, 2021, while at the Capitol, CALDWELL received the following Facebook message:
“All members are in the tunnels under capital seal them in . Turn on gas”.

When CALDWELL posted a Facebook message that read, “Inside,” he received the following messages, among others:

“Tom take that bitch over”;
“Tom all legislators are down in the Tunnels 3floors down”;
“Do like we had to do when I was in the core start tearing oit florrs go from top to bottom”;
 and
“Go through back house chamber doors facing N left down hallway down steps.”

That sounds like someone with inside knowledge giving directions to the Oath Keepers to me.

Holy fuck, that's terrifying.

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Principia Discussion / Re: OTHER VALUABLE DISCORDIAN SITES
« on: January 20, 2021, 07:21:24 pm »
I can confirm the link is not working for me either.
hm, that link doesn't seem to work...?

Fuckin’ thing REALLY made me add “www” to the link. Try it now.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: January 20, 2021, 07:34:25 am »
Mass tells space how to bend, and space tells mass how to move.
Money tells the market how to trend, and the market tells money how to move.
Physics is what kills you, but it's biology that wants you dead.
This. This right here.

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