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This article will be my rebuttal to anyone saying that religion is not corrosive. Hindering science because it endangers the monkey mythology is the most fucked up things I can think of.

I've always thought that everytime you post you should get a new title

1- n00b
2. less n00b
3. scat granny
4. fuckwad
5. wee wee man
6. dortmunger
7. RAW lover
8. furry

....and so on in that fashion up to 50000- Sad internet addict.
That wouldn't take long would it?

You know the next step
No anal, so you must blow
Remember the thread?

Haikus will not stop
Until Roger learns to love
His Inner Dolphin

I was blown away by a conversation I was having this weekend. This girl said:
a. I know who I really am, and everything about myself.
b. I haven't changed in years and won't.
That bothers me. For a person to never change, they'd have to be right and perfect in every way. I find it doubtful anyone is there yet. So if you never change, you'll always be wrong. I've no room for those kind of people. Stagnant souls.

Good Quote: "You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind."

I like this. More and more people need to see the enemy within.
How's the quote go? "Before you blow the speck out of your brothers eye remove the plank from your own." Something like that. It's in Matthew I think. Probably is. I'm always right.

One of the most intersting things I see along these lines are people who reject "commercial rock" music as they smoke cigarrettes and chow down McDonalds.
I find the smokes so interesting because, unlike food, you do not need them to survive, and you line the pockets of some very corrupt people.

Hunter S. Durden-
smoking since 12

I'm fucking wasted
Last topic is lost on me
Metalocalypse

Next Topic: Last Topic

You're on one side or the other. Those not wearing blood soaked fur and killing like a madman will be considered a hippie.

So our ratio then will be about 2 squads per Woodstock?

Africa doesn't set up soup kitchens, or hand out hams at Christmas. If the local warlord doesn't like you, good luck hunting with rocks.

Robots, robots, robots.

If we want to do a better analysis lets have a mock battle that never happen in history. Hippies v. Mongolians Hordes.

3 Khan era mongolian warriors could easily destroy over 200 hippies. A platoon sized element of mongols could overtake at least 2 Woodstock sized battallions of hippies.

Man is monkeys with tube technology.

Take away the technology and more would go hungry. Thurnez was right about us having enough food. We have the material, but not the logistic knowhow (or good will) to feed everyone. Location plays into this heavily. Do you know how hard it is to really starve in America? We are stacked to the gills with food, and if you're a smart monkey, you can find it. Africa: not so lucky.

TGRR, just hurry up and built our robots so we can put all this nonsense to bed.

What you're missing is self respect.¬† Not self-esteem, or any of that other Positive Thinking,Ñ¢ bullshit, but plain old self-respect.¬† Now all you have to do is find a REASON to respect yourself, because respect unearned isn't really respect.¬†

im trying to think of a way to put that in a one sentence meme

Maybe you'll just have to make the whole thing a bomb. Some thing are just too good to be abridged and repackaged. This is one message where you certainly don't want to lose any potency.

We haven't discovered weed yet (as far as I know). Rage is our drug.

Same Hydras, different heads.
Someone hearing me bash Anneorexia Coulter thought I was on board with Michael Moore-to-eat. I hate that shit. How dare someone polarize my hate.

This one is going in all their shitty books at the library.
(i.e. Godless, Stupid White Men) Fuck those books.