ITT: We tell people how unbelievably badass we are to increase our ePeen.
For example:
I'M SO BADASS I CAN FIELD STRIP ANY GLOCK PISTOL IN THE WORLD IN UNDER TWO MINUTES!!!
or
I'M SO BADASS MY CAR GOES FROM 0-60 IN 30 SECONDS! THAT'S RIGHT, 60. SEE YOU FAGGOTS IN MY REARVIEW!
Do you fist cats, Fnordude?
(just making sure)
Also: you don't post enough. Your post count is a total lie. In fact, that whole thing to the left of your post is a lie.
Also: good to see you.
You're not very good at this game...
Good.
FINE
I'M SO BADASS THAT PEOPLE WALK SIDEWAYS WHEN I WALK DOWN THE STREET IN CASE THE RUSH BETWEEN MY MIGHTY THIGHS SWEEPS THEM OFF THEIR FEET.
I'M SO BADASS THAT WHEN I SNEEZE, ALL OF CHINA HITS THE FLOOR EN MASSE, COWERING IN FEAR.
I'M SO BADASS, BUSLOADS OF PILGRIMS FLOCK TO MY DOORSTEP, HOPING TO GAWD I'LL SPIT NEAR THEM AND THEY CAN USE IT FOR HOLY WATER.
Later.
:( I played!
I JUST THREW MY CELL PHONE AT A TRUCK AND THE TRUCK EXPLODED AND MY PHONE STILL WORKS
TAKE THAT, FAGTRUCK
I'M SO MGD WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN I MISS YOU!
i'm so badass that chuck norris calls me sir
?
I'm so Iptuous that my fuckin' iptuous is iptuous.
FRED
yo. i herd u liek squids
so i put a squid in your squid so you can squid while you squid
and then i sang a little song and i kicked myself in the baaaaaaaaaalls
Fred wins this thred.
Cram: Nokia, huh?
I'M SO BADASS I CAN LOOK YOU RIGHT IN THE EYE AND STAB YOU IN THE BACK
I'M SO BADASS PEOPLE HAVE BROKEN BASEBALL BATS ON MY BALLS AND I NEVER SO MUCH AS FLINCHED
I'M SO BADASS I ASSRAPE LIVE TIGERS AND THEY GODDAMN WELL LOVE IT
I'M SO BADASS YOU NEED TO SIGN A WAIVER BEFORE THEY'LL LET YOU WALK DOWN THE SAME STREET AS ME
I'M SO BADASS A SHAOLIN TRIBE OF NINJA BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS ONCE IMPLORED ME TO BE THEIR KING. THEY WOULDN'T GET OFF MY CASE ABOUT IT SO I KILLED EVERY LAST MOTHERFUCKIN ONE OF THEM.
i'm so badass, my friends think i'm...oh who am i kidding
I'm so badass the Pope has to exorcise anything I've sat on.
So yeah.
I'm so badass that the sun asks my permission to rise every morning.
(yeah, i know that doesn't make any sense. i don't have to make sense, i'm so badass)
I'm so bad ass, it hurts other people's wieners when I pee.
Quote from: Felix on March 29, 2009, 06:30:16 PM
I'm so bad ass, it hurts other people's wieners when I pee.
...fucker
IM SO BADASS I DONT EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN HOW BADASS I AM
I'M SO BADASS I WROTE ALL THE OTHER POSTS ON HERE THROUGH YOUR ACCOUNTS USING ONLY MY TWO SMALLEST TOES TO DO THE HACKING, WHILE ROBBING A BLOOD BANK, WHILE LEARNING TO PLAY THE MANDOLIN
Quote from: Aufenthatt on March 29, 2009, 06:47:33 PM
I'M SO BADASS I WROTE ALL THE OTHER POSTS ON HERE THROUGH YOUR ACCOUNTS USING ONLY MY TWO SMALLEST TOES TO DO THE HACKING, WHILE ROBBING A BLOOD BANK, WHILE LEARNING TO PLAY THE MANDOLIN
That's impossible, because I know how masturbation is spelled.
ALL THE MOUNTAINS IN THE NETHERLANDS ARE IN FACT HIDING AND COWERING BELOW THEIR SHITTY TECTONIC PLATES FROM MY BADASSNESS BECAUSE I KEPT DISINTEGRATING THEM WITH MY LAZOR FARTS
Quote from: Felix on March 29, 2009, 06:52:12 PM
Quote from: Aufenthatt on March 29, 2009, 06:47:33 PM
I'M SO BADASS I WROTE ALL THE OTHER POSTS ON HERE THROUGH YOUR ACCOUNTS USING ONLY MY TWO SMALLEST TOES TO DO THE HACKING, WHILE ROBBING A BLOOD BANK, WHILE LEARNING TO PLAY THE MANDOLIN
That's impossible, because I know how masturbation is spelled.
Thats what you think
I'M SO BADASS I HAVE TO PUT ON A HELMET EVERY TIME I TAKE A SHIT.
IM SO BADASS I SHIT IN CRAMS HELMET
I'M SO BADASS I RENT MY HEMMOROIDS OUT TO TENANT FARMERS.
I'M SO BADASS THE SUN WAITS FOR MY PERMISSION TO SHINE 8)
I'M SO BADASS THAT CHUCK NORRIS MAKES MY COFFEE.
I'M SO BADASS I CAN VAULT OVER SKYSCRAPERS WITH A SINGLE EJACULATION.
I'M SO BADASS, SYPHILIS HAS ME.
I'M SO BADASS I MAKE THREADS THAT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS AND THEY TURN INTO PSEUDO-BILL-BRASSKY JOKES!
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 06, 2009, 08:59:15 PM
I'M SO BADASS I MAKE THREADS THAT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS AND THEY TURN INTO PSEUDO-BILL-BRASSKY JOKES!
YOU'RE A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS, SIR. NOBODY UNDERSTANDS YOUR VISION.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2009, 10:16:54 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 06, 2009, 08:59:15 PM
I'M SO BADASS I MAKE THREADS THAT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS AND THEY TURN INTO PSEUDO-BILL-BRASSKY JOKES!
YOU'RE A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS, SIR. NOBODY UNDERSTANDS YOUR VISION.
YOU'RE RIGHT ROGER, I AM TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD.
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 06, 2009, 08:59:15 PM
I'M SO BADASS I MAKE THREADS THAT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS AND THEY TURN INTO PSEUDO-BILL-BRASSKY JOKES!
I'M SO BADASS I HAVE TRON ON VHS
I'M SO BADASS I OCCASIONALLY WALK TO THE SHOPS INSTEAD OF TAKING THE BUS
I'M SO BADASS I SOMETIMES TAKE AN EXTRA FIVE MINUTES FOR MY LUNCH
Quote from: Faust on April 06, 2009, 10:22:47 PM
I'M SO BADASS I HAVE TRON ON VHS
I'M SO BADASS I HAVE TRON ON BETA
I'M SO BADASS I HAVE TRON ON REEL-TO-REEL AND FLIP-CARDS!
I'M SO BADASS I CRY PURE ENDORPHINS.
I'm so emo BADASS, I bleed tears!
MY ASS IS SO BAD IT TURNS MY GAY LOVERS EVIL!
FOR PROOF, JUST ASK ROGER IF HE'S EVIL!
-toa,
loves the evol gayz
I'M SO BADASS, I HAVE TWO VERSIONS OF THE SAME HAT: ONE COTTON, THE OTHER WOOL
I'M SO BADASS, I HAVE A REALLY COMFORTABLE MEMORY FOAM PAD ON MY BED
...
I'M SO BADASS, I ONCE CHUGGED A BOTTLE OF TABASCO SAUCE AND EVERYONE AROUND ME BURST INTO FLAMES
I'M SO BADASS I SHOT JfK some hoops
IM SO BADASS I DONT EAT HONEY--I CHEW ON BEES
wut? oh er uhh i uhh :oops:
Carry on then!
I'M SO BADASS I PUT MY KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK AND THEN REMOVED THE CAPS LOCK KEY PERMANENTLY
Quote from: Zenpeanut on April 08, 2009, 08:42:57 PM
I'M SO BADASS I PUT MY KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK AND THEN REMOVED THE CAPS LOCK KEY PERMANENTLY
:mittens:
I'm so badass, I grope TSA employees.
IM SO BADASS THAT A MUGGER FOLLOWED ME INTO AN ATM, AND I CONVINCED HIM TO WITHDRAW MONEY
IM SO BADASS THAT WHEN I EAT SPICY VINDALOO IT CRIES
I'M SO BADASS THAT WHEN I STARE INTENTLY AT THE WAVES, THEY TURN 90 DEGREES TO GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SHIP.
I'm so badass the Pope is afraid to pray for me.
I'm so badass , John Boehner cries at the mere mention of my name!
IM SO BADASS STEAKS JUMP OUT OF THE COW AND ONTO MY GRILL WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS
IM SO BADASS THAT MILLER LIGHT APOLOGIZES FOR BEING SHITTY IF I GET NEAR IT
WHEN PEOPLE GET HORNY THEY HAVE SEX. IM SO BADASS THAT WHEN SEX GETS HORNY, IT CALLS AND ASKS TO COME OVER AND HAVE ME
Quote from: Richter on December 15, 2010, 09:29:48 PM
IM SO BADASS STEAKS JUMP OUT OF THE COW AND ONTO MY GRILL WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS
IM SO BADASS THAT MILLER LIGHT APOLOGIZES FOR BEING SHITTY IF I GET NEAR IT
WHEN PEOPLE GET HORNY THEY HAVE SEX. IM SO BADASS THAT WHEN SEX GETS HORNY, IT CALLS AND ASKS TO COME OVER AND HAVE ME
Holy fuck.
I'M SO BADASS I DON'T FINISH MY S
I'M SO BADASS I HAVE A ROBOTIC ANUS THAT GOES TO 11.
I'M SO BADASS
IF YOU WERE TO VISUALIZE MY BADASSNESS WITH AN ASS
IT WOULD BE THE SIZE OF MAMA CASS
I'm so badass the bus waits for me.
I'm so badass people at parties give me the strong booze they're reluctant to drink.
I'm so badass they then promptly implore me to play guitar for them.
Then I tell them I'm so badass I don't have to and my presence is enough (real reason= poor coordination at that point)
I'm so badass I don't HAVE to play guitar for people, they just hear it in their minds.
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on December 16, 2010, 05:43:41 AM
I'M SO BADASS I HAVE A ROBOTIC ANUS THAT GOES TO 11.
I'M SO BADASS I CAN MAKE NET'S ROBOTIC ANUS GO TO 12
I'M SO BADASS I AM THE NUMBER 11 AND YOUR DIALS AND KNOBS HAVE TO GO UP TO ME
I'm do badass I write haikus with questions only!
I'm so badass I'm forever young. Bitch!
I am so bad ass, this hxxp://wicca.com/forums/index.php?topic=2779.msg126284#msg126284
Also, thanks Kai, those Less Wrong series sure come in handy. :evil:
I'M SO BADASS I BUMP BADASS THREADS IN A BADASS FASHION!
BUCKLE BENEATH MY BADASS AURA!!!
I'M SO BADASS I ROAST A WHOLE ROTTEN DONKEY THAT'S STUFFED WITH ROTTING RECTUMS AND SERVE IT TO ROTTEN DEMOCRATS.
:hammer:
Im so badass i had to increase my prices and now i get 55 dollers for a flatback instead of just 50. That is 60 extra dollers for my take home pay a DAY! WOOO! Im gonna have my new tattoo payed for in NO time!
What is a "Flatback"?
flat on you're back 50 dollers (well 55 now LOL) vag only no oral no anal no muss no fuss. take the condom out the door wit ya buddy LOL.
Quote from: WretchedChan on April 12, 2012, 10:11:03 PM
flat on you're back 50 dollers (well 55 now LOL) vag only no oral no anal no muss no fuss. take the condom out the door wit ya buddy LOL.
Oh, WretchedChan! :facepalm:
Ouch. :facepalm:
Oh, another Totse2 refugee. :|
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2012, 10:20:37 PM
Oh, another Totse2 refugee. :|
Obvious Troll Is Obvious [/obvious]
Quote from: WretchedChan on April 12, 2012, 10:04:20 PM
Im so badass i had to increase my prices and now i get 55 dollers for a flatback instead of just 50. That is 60 extra dollers for my take home pay a DAY! WOOO! Im gonna have my new tattoo payed for in NO time!
Success doesn't come cheap.
:rimshot:
Even Eartha has stated that she gets $250 for a toofless blowjob.
I know. That WretchedChan is such a (dare I say it?) WHORE (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30426.0.html).
Shhhh! I'll tell you a secret: WretchedChan is actually my 26-year-old alter. SHHHHH!Shhh. It is a secret (eyes only). For those of you who weren't around for the crazy, that thread is from when my crazy, abusive ex stole all my passwords out of the RoboForm files on my laptop, busted the laptop and commandeered all my usernames to torture me and smear my ass in the dirt. I found his choice of PD usernames to commandeer sort of fitting for the subject matter. Don't you agree?
IM SO BADASS I DONT USE APOSTROPHES IN MY CONTRACTIONS!!!
Im so badass i have the balls to desecrate this thread. :fap:
I'm so badass because of stuff and other things.
I'm so bad ass I'm not wearing pance.
I'M SO BADASS I BUMPED THIS STUPID THREAD.
I put oil in the pasta water once.
YA WAT?
YOU TALKIN TO ME? YOU TALKIN TO ME? I KNOW YOU AIN'T TALKIN TO ME.
Srs. I'm so badass, I don't give a fuck who puts oil in their pasta water.