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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 28, 2012, 01:13:51 AM

Title: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 28, 2012, 01:13:51 AM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/honey-boo-boos-sister-had-a-baby-with-two-thumbs

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 01:15:17 AM
Old news.  Cracked had this up when the kid was actually born.
Title: Re: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 07:12:30 AM
It's pretty lovely, though. I kind of love that family, because they are totally FUCK IT! THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE!

I gotta respect that. And that fucking kid. Fuck I hope she goes to college, she has great researcher written all over her. So do the others, for that matter, and that's the most fucking depressing thing... these people aren't STUPID. OK, Sugar Bear is probably stupid in the "intellectually impaired" sense. But the rest of them, if they were stripped of the America™, would probably be pretty fucking accomplished.
Title: Re: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:49:56 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 07:12:30 AM
It's pretty lovely, though. I kind of love that family, because they are totally FUCK IT! THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE!

I gotta respect that. And that fucking kid. Fuck I hope she goes to college, she has great researcher written all over her. So do the others, for that matter, and that's the most fucking depressing thing... these people aren't STUPID. OK, Sugar Bear is probably stupid in the "intellectually impaired" sense. But the rest of them, if they were stripped of the America™, would probably be pretty fucking accomplished.

They ARE America™.  You can't take that away from them.
Title: Re: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 03:22:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:49:56 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 07:12:30 AM
It's pretty lovely, though. I kind of love that family, because they are totally FUCK IT! THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE!

I gotta respect that. And that fucking kid. Fuck I hope she goes to college, she has great researcher written all over her. So do the others, for that matter, and that's the most fucking depressing thing... these people aren't STUPID. OK, Sugar Bear is probably stupid in the "intellectually impaired" sense. But the rest of them, if they were stripped of the America™, would probably be pretty fucking accomplished.

They ARE America™.  You can't take that away from them.

OK. I concede that point.
Title: Re: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 28, 2012, 03:54:04 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 03:22:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:49:56 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 07:12:30 AM
It's pretty lovely, though. I kind of love that family, because they are totally FUCK IT! THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE!

I gotta respect that. And that fucking kid. Fuck I hope she goes to college, she has great researcher written all over her. So do the others, for that matter, and that's the most fucking depressing thing... these people aren't STUPID. OK, Sugar Bear is probably stupid in the "intellectually impaired" sense. But the rest of them, if they were stripped of the America™, would probably be pretty fucking accomplished.

They ARE America™.  You can't take that away from them.

OK. I concede that point.

Not that long ago, everybody thought Roseanne and the Bundys were really lowbrow and funky.

What happened?  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: LMNO on September 28, 2012, 03:57:40 PM
AD FUNDUM HAPPENED.
Title: Re: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 28, 2012, 04:00:42 PM
Ad fundum turned out to be way the fuck down.
Title: Re: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 28, 2012, 05:13:50 PM
It has become a virtue in this country to out trashy your neighbor like its some sort of tacky christmas decoration pissing match except all the time and aimed at acquiring reality tv fame.
Title: Re: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: LMNO on September 28, 2012, 05:38:06 PM
Basically, "Pink Flamingos" was a documentary of the future.
Title: Re: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 28, 2012, 05:45:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 28, 2012, 05:38:06 PM
Basically, "Pink Flamingos" was a documentary of the future.

Nailed it.

Mama June eats a poodle poo in 3...2....1...
Title: Re: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on September 28, 2012, 05:46:59 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 28, 2012, 03:54:04 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 03:22:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:49:56 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 07:12:30 AM
It's pretty lovely, though. I kind of love that family, because they are totally FUCK IT! THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE!

I gotta respect that. And that fucking kid. Fuck I hope she goes to college, she has great researcher written all over her. So do the others, for that matter, and that's the most fucking depressing thing... these people aren't STUPID. OK, Sugar Bear is probably stupid in the "intellectually impaired" sense. But the rest of them, if they were stripped of the America™, would probably be pretty fucking accomplished.

They ARE America™.  You can't take that away from them.

OK. I concede that point.

Not that long ago, everybody thought Roseanne and the Bundys were really lowbrow and funky.

What happened?  :horrormirth:

Johnny Rotten on Judge Judy happened.
Title: Re: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 28, 2012, 06:04:54 PM
Oh god lmno that is a horrifying and yet accurate way to put it...
Title: Re: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 28, 2012, 06:08:59 PM
Now that movie is flooding back into memory like remembering a traumatic experience that you blocked out. I watched that movie with a friend after an allnight whiskey bender when i was already feeling physically ill.
Title: Re: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 06:25:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 28, 2012, 03:57:40 PM
AD FUNDUM HAPPENED.

But we're still ad fundum.  We are nowhere near the bottom.
Title: Re: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 07:33:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 06:25:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 28, 2012, 03:57:40 PM
AD FUNDUM HAPPENED.

But we're still ad fundum.  We are nowhere near the bottom.

THIS IS JUST THE WARMUP.
Title: Re: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: Cain on September 28, 2012, 07:41:50 PM
Ad fundum during an infinite refill offer will invariably take longer than the normal kind of ad fundum.
Title: Re: Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 29, 2012, 01:30:46 AM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on September 28, 2012, 05:46:59 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 28, 2012, 03:54:04 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 03:22:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:49:56 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 07:12:30 AM
It's pretty lovely, though. I kind of love that family, because they are totally FUCK IT! THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE!

I gotta respect that. And that fucking kid. Fuck I hope she goes to college, she has great researcher written all over her. So do the others, for that matter, and that's the most fucking depressing thing... these people aren't STUPID. OK, Sugar Bear is probably stupid in the "intellectually impaired" sense. But the rest of them, if they were stripped of the America™, would probably be pretty fucking accomplished.

They ARE America™.  You can't take that away from them.

OK. I concede that point.

Not that long ago, everybody thought Roseanne and the Bundys were really lowbrow and funky.

What happened?  :horrormirth:

Johnny Rotten on Judge Judy happened.

I could have gone my whole life without knowing that happened.

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA  :argh!: