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I've always wanted one of those.  Almost got one once, picked up a couple of Danelectros instead.

SO

          you set out to get totally laid by a sweet piece of ass and settled for a couple go arounds with your hand?

YOUR

          left hand??

Suu,

          your hair looks cute as hell!!

NOT TRUE!
   
       You have style.

I DO,

          but i'm just borrowing it

DAILY DISTRACTIONS

          and wasting time. other than that, i have no skills what are useful on this forum.

LOVE

          this!

I'm

          From the north so can't tell, but it sound like hell either way

The conventional wisdom surrounding 68 is "you eat me and I'll owe ya one".
Heard it in a bar so it must be true. 

HA HA

          what does one get for a 17?

It says on page 12 of this that when told to pick a random number between 10-100 with different even digits, people will almost always pick 68.
http://www.oocities.org/tennislasalle/blaine.pdf

PERHAPS

          it's a sublime mental step away from 69?

I hear what you're saying about needing something to do.  People need things to do or they go crazy.  But believe me when I say that you wouldn't want that job.  Well, probably.  I've never been to jail or prison, so I don't know how bad it gets.  But I do live here, and I would die (no hyperbole, I'm pretty weak against extreme heat) if I had to do that.

For instance, a woman I talked to today said that when she was driving to work, it was 120F out.  I had to cover my arm with a towel so I wouldn't get second degree sunburns in the twenty minutes it was exposed.  When I drove into an area of cloud cover, I sighed in relief in the significant drop in temperature and realized how hard it was to breathe before, and noticed a bank's sign, one of those ones that has temperature and time on it, said that in the cloud cover area it was 111F. 

Shit, even that thing Roger said before, about the sun being so intense that you need some clouds to let the light in, actually happened for real. 

I could not even imagine having to be out in that for ten to twelve hours a day, with no water or sun protection.  Sun screen doesn't do shit on days like today, and Tucson is not the worst when it comes to heat and sun and fumes that only happen when it gets so hot out.

WELL,

          at least someone read the article. (!)

YEAH

          that's fully lame, but not unexpected. i was asked to dj burning man back in '99 and after five days in a world of nothing but silty sand and no living greenery, i would probably have to be arrested in order to go anywhere near that kind of environment ever, ever again.

THE WHOLE REASON

          that 17 is vital and always will be, is because my birthday is march 17th, which, here in the states, is the one day of the year everybody gets wasted drunk, the power of which, causes universal bliss to occur, connecting all living things to their true origin.

I'M ALREADY

          doing all of these things, you spags need to get on it.

I ALSO

          encourage the notion that it was nigel's idea in the first place, for when it all comes down. always blame charley, it totally works!

I'M APPARENTLY A HUGE FAN OF MAKING REGRETTABLE DECISIONS, SO I NOW CHOOSE TO POST THIS REPLY:

          i would have loved even the most meaningless task while in jail, i have to imagine prison is a way suckier version

AAAAAND:

          attn: americans: prisoners are stealing our jobs!

IT'S NOT ENOUGH

          to be a minority female to get a job here in the states, now i need to go to jail in az just to be employable. great.

Next time a Dutch calls you Yankee, inform them that it was in fact the Dutch (immigrants) that were called that name first, derived from the Dutch first name "Jan Kees" [pronounce it "Yun Case" or they may wonder wtf].

I, for one want the whole euro thing to go away cuz i like all the different crazy money, and having pockets full of strange coins. it's part of that romanticallism of europe. i'm not too in favour of the mcworld.

Yeah I can imagine how that must seem endearingly romantic and idyllic, if you don't actually live there and Euros, Deutschmarks and Guldens are all the same to you anyway: foreign moneys that you convert back to dollars in your head, anyway.

Now imagine that every US state uses a different currency. And that, unlike those big rectangular slabs on your West coast, they vary in size a lot more and there's quite a few more small ones close by, even more so than the New England area. Imagine that your home state is real tiny, like the Netherlands. And they all have different currency and they all take chunks of commission whenever you exchange currency, and you have this huge jar back at home you keep with various valuta coins whenever you get back, some of which are nearly worthless but you forgot which ones and for some reason you always forget to take the proper ones with you when you go anywhere, valuta exchange offices generally only take paper money, so you end up just donating them all to some charity or other.

Now imagine you cannot cross any state line without showing your passport (real, official passport, not some ID card or a driver's license)  to some really strict fellow that does not speak your language and wears an army uniform that doesn't look at all like the friendly army uniforms you're familiar with back at home. BTW he's shouting something at you and you have no idea what he wants. Not to mention, naturally you cannot apply for a job in a different state without going through a huge amount of paperwork.

...

HAHA

          i absolutely hear what you're saying. but romanticallism has nothing to do with practicality. going to the next state over looking for a job, here in the u.s. would be as practical as you driving to eastern europe to look for work! here in portland, if i can't walk there, i'm not interested!! being made fun of by locals cuz i'm too drunk to know what coins i'm supposed to use is part of the fun of traveling.

I WILL NEVER FORGET

          my first drive into holland, coming from germany. we dialed into radio to get into the groove and dutch airwaves hit me with one of my favourite Skriabin pieces followed by a half hour of indian composition. i was floored. and wasted. cuz we could drink in the car! yeah!!

Beliefs are just things you make up to explain what you don't know when you're too lazy to find out the truth, and I for one don't respect ANYBODY'S personal beliefs.

WELL

          then...

ALRIGHT ALREADY,

          where's the spagging out over the arizona ruling?

One page back. Not much spagging though.

But I DO think it's hilarious that the Supreme Court left the "show me your papers" provision intact, and Obama immediately responded with "that's fine. We just won't return any phone calls from AZ police. Have fun with that provision guys!" and canceled AZ's enforcement agreements with ICE.

Obama is the king of the trolls.

HUH

          i never considered that. but wouldn't he be the boy-prince of trolls. i love it when cain calls him that.