If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.
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Show posts MenuQuote from: Iason Ouabache on June 22, 2010, 11:07:40 PM
You want some real horror: "Bath School"
Quote from: Nigel on June 22, 2010, 11:06:52 PM
I was going to buy a box from Corner Fruit Guy, but he wasn't there. Why is he never there on the days I want his fruit?
Quote from: Nigel on June 22, 2010, 10:50:48 PM
I need to know something... are you guys eating full-on Navel oranges, or those little Valencias?
Quote from: Cramulus on June 22, 2010, 10:43:24 PM
okay okay okay okay okay
it was more of a "skidmark" shart than a hiroshimic trumpeting.
I came home, showered, put on fresh pants with no poop in 'em.
My stomach has ceased its open rebellion but I'm going to take a little break and let it calm down before I continue to poison myself. I AM NOT BEATEN YET!
btw... coffe + citric acid =
Quote from: Nigel on June 22, 2010, 10:36:51 PMQuote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 10:36:14 PMQuote from: Suu on June 22, 2010, 10:29:02 PMQuote from: Nigel on June 22, 2010, 10:22:16 PMQuote from: Suu on June 22, 2010, 10:19:28 PM
I don't think I can do 10. I got 9 down, but 10 is pushing it.
...And uh...does coffee count?
No! You have to eat other food too!
There's no rule about this!
PROFESSOR!!11111111111
Professor Cramulus seems to be, ah, indisposed.
Quote from: Suu on June 22, 2010, 10:29:02 PMQuote from: Nigel on June 22, 2010, 10:22:16 PMQuote from: Suu on June 22, 2010, 10:19:28 PM
I don't think I can do 10. I got 9 down, but 10 is pushing it.
...And uh...does coffee count?
No! You have to eat other food too!
There's no rule about this!
PROFESSOR!!11111111111
Quote from: Nigel on June 22, 2010, 10:03:59 PM
I'm participating in a "contest" wherein the goal is to eat as much of a non-locally-produced food as I can even if it makes me sick.
Quote from: Nigel on June 22, 2010, 09:01:43 PMQuote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 08:53:04 PM
Uday's letter to the Generalissimo autosaved while I was in the bathroom.
I have autosave set to "first line of text".
As a result, it saved as Papa.doc
Quote from: Suu on June 22, 2010, 08:57:03 PM
I just burped stomach acid again.
Ooooff....
Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 08:55:43 PM
(Just how much 'foul shit' can there be in one man?)
Quote from: Cramulus on June 22, 2010, 08:48:11 PM
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
It started out
as a fart.
and then it was
MORE THAN A FART.
I can't believe it ---
--- I actually just crapped my pants!
--- at work
on the bright side, looks like I'm going home early today!