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#1
Or Kill Me / Rev Roger: Hard Times in Fat City, part 3
January 10, 2005, 02:08:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Z¬?
Still, of any of us were really trying to hide, would we be discussing things openly on the internet? That puts us at risk just a little bit more than having an ugly haircut.

Risk?  The reason I say to keep it on the inside is that it makes it easier to jake, and easier to get away with it.

Look like Joe Normal, and let the visible freaks take the blame.

HA! I could teach a few of you ameteurs a thing or two about invisibility. Thanks to my father's heritage I look more continental european than anything else, and this helps immensely when you're always travelling everywhere. Maybe it's the whole 'whore on terror' thing but for some reason the people in Casablanca are more friendly when you speak italian rather than english slowly and loudly at the top of your lungs. I don't have a home anywhere and when you're prancing around with a notebook and a camera people tend to think you're a reporter, I've actually managed to get into all sorts of official functions all over the place based on this.

The sad thing is, when I go home sometimes (like recently at christmas) I was down the street with some old friends and some skinhead saucepan comes over and tells me to go crawl back under the sand, or similar to it. Now, aside from the fact I was in a bar, with a bunch of other women, drinking, no men in sight, I thought it was pretty obvious I was from where I was from. But looking down at my tinted skin and the tan I'd somehow managed to keep in russia (only $30 a bottle) and I put on my thickest accent and said to him: 'ere, it's just around the corner, wot, dya wanna shag?
It's so nice to see a skinny kid with a shaven head turn bright red,
#2
Literate Chaotic / Funiest Book Ever!
December 18, 2004, 07:32:04 AM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I was searching around with google the other day for travel guide agencies operating in parts of the world I'd like to visit and what do I come across? The funniest parody I've ever seen. //www.jetlagtravel.com
I've already ordered myself a copy of Molvan?Æa: A Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry, and I want the other book, but go and check out the web site.
#3
Literate Chaotic / More Dirty Work for Money
December 10, 2004, 11:43:56 PM
Quote from: Chuck U. Farley
Quote from: Yalkara
Quote from: Chuck U. Farleyblah blah blah

ooh dear... Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and she's a woman scorned because calling her bitch again only gets you a dirt nap

huh? who are you talking to about what?

:?

never mind me. It was late then and it's late now. I just got in. do you know what it's like to go to 7 clubs in the one night and have to sample everything? more of the same tomorrow,
#4
Literate Chaotic / More Dirty Work for Money
December 10, 2004, 03:46:16 PM
Quote from: Chuck U. Farleyedit: BTW, Graud, you're lucky I can't reach through your monitor and break your face. You wanna argue, fine, that's what you're here for. But calling one of our smarter, more popular members a silly bitch is out of line. Smarten up.

ooh dear... Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and she's a woman scorned because calling her bitch again only gets you a dirt nap
#5
Literate Chaotic / More Dirty Work for Money
December 10, 2004, 03:05:58 PM
Quote from: RevFuggitok, here's my issue against the pillow-biting fairies, sex exists for the purpose of procreation, and since them queens dont crank out kids, it aint right!




lmao.. damnit cant even type it with a straighface (no pun intended).

-Rev. Fuggit

actually fugit (may I call you that nancy? Because you brain has obviously flown the coop >pop<) While sex may exists for procreation, the biological urge to have sex is the biological urge to have sex. As a breeder of animals I will tell you this, when you separate the male rats from the female rats when the other sex isn't available (and even when they are)  they will have sex with each other. In humans we think because we're "evolved," for a given value of evolution anyway, that things are different. But you try depriving a man of sex (Like I did to several of my Ex's) and if you can keep him from dipping his wick without you knowing after a week he'll either be busy with his dominant hand or going totally crazy.
Dolphins, being the only other species known to have sex for pleasure aren't exactly averse to fulfilling their desires with the same gender, when it comes down to it arguments against gay marriage come from people who are prejudicial bigots who like to hide the fact that they are insecure het cases.

The current change to the law, america voted for at the election polls was one preventing gay couples from being legally recognised as couples at all in perpetuity (stop me if I'm wrong), and I will agree with EraPassing that if a religious institution refuses to allow same-sex couple to marry they should have the right. But this doesn't mean that the government then has the right to deny them the status and benefits of any other married couple.
#6
Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
December 10, 2004, 02:34:15 PM
Home, Bangers and mash
TV Blairing, no leader
I lose will to eat