Fuck the South! (http://www.fuckthesouth.com) Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.
And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?
Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?
No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.
Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.
All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it,Äôs a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.
The next dickwad who says, "It,Äôs your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That,Äôs right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It,Äôs too easy, asshole, they,Äôre blue states. It,Äôs not your money, assholes, it,Äôs fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.
Let,Äôs talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It,Äôs fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that,Äôs right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that,Äôs just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.
But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.
Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.
And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.
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wow that containts one hell of a lot of generalizations.
Slarty,
Go to the original site(www.fuckthesouth.com) and you'll see inside the article there are many of those words linked to other pages that explain the "generalizations." This is just a copy after all.
it's a generalization to assume that everyone in the south thinks in the way that website says they do.
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RAH!
What are those? South park mits?
Quote from: BoltWhat are those? South park mits?
You aren't cleared for that information, citizen.
i think they're +5 gloves of anti-NPR. roger was trying to shield us.
if you want real, factual, true, unbiased information, check out http://www.timecube.com and http://www.abovegod.com
and by the way, why do people always come here to post strange stuff like this?
Quote from: Slartibartfast++i think they're +5 gloves of anti-NPR. roger was trying to shield us.
if you want real, factual, true, unbiased information, check out http://www.timecube.com and http://www.abovegod.com
Actually, I was cheering him on.
Quote from: Slartibartfast++and by the way, why do people always come here to post strange stuff like this?
Um...Please to look at the top of the page, senor.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Slartibartfast++i think they're +5 gloves of anti-NPR. roger was trying to shield us.
if you want real, factual, true, unbiased information, check out http://www.timecube.com and http://www.abovegod.com
Actually, I was cheering him on.
oh. well FINE THEN!
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Slartibartfast++and by the way, why do people always come here to post strange stuff like this?
Um...Please to look at the top of the page, senor.
haha point taken
Quoteit's a generalization to assume that everyone in the south thinks in the way that website says they do.
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you know what's coming next, right?
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you know what's coming next, right?
BEST TROLL EVER, SON.
YUO = POSTING FROM MOMMY'S BASEMENT.
ME = IPODING FROM THE CLUB.
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Quoteyou know what's coming next, right?
Yah, your momma! ;)
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if you're nto sure what 1337's for it's better not to use it.
or mayeb that's wrong, adn it's the oppostie.
eitherway, i need a beer. excuse me.
Quote from: Jebediah McCoygawddamn, son! what the hell are you talkin about? what kind of wacked out langage is taht your speakin? and what in tarnation is all this badmothin the south? what in the sam hell do you all have aginst the south? you damn trator yankees. you keep talkin like that. your all gone get trown in jale and were gone come take your hoses and your land and you damn trators will get raped in jale wile we eat your cavear and stake.
I see Bob Boudelange has seen fit to join us. :lol:
The trolls here have really bad taste.
So that's you. I don't mind the country music you play, but would you please stop leaving "animal husbandry" magazines around the house?
:lol:
and you know he's not reading it for the articles...
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*stabs the next yankee poster*
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC*stabs the next yankee poster*
Hey zeus crisco.
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC*stabs the next yankee poster*
Hey zeus crisco.
Damn. Why is it you who is always getting stabbed?
i am from the South. Born there. Grew up there. Lived there for more years than i care to remember.
There is no need for us to fuck it. It is already fucked.
Although on an up note...there is a thriving Gay scene in Atlanta.
The Commander (Who now lives in the North)
DIA
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC*stabs the next yankee poster*
Hey zeus crisco.
Damn. Why is it you who is always getting stabbed?
i think he likes it... could just be me though.... hell stab him again, and if he comes back, cut him off...
*stabs Nikoli for being a Leninist*
*or perhaps for shits and giggles and possibly for...*
*hoots*
he's more of a Stalinist, actually...we found Lenin to be a little bit too much of a...well....a pussy, actually....
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Quote from: Turd Fergusonhe's more of a Stalinist, actually...we found Lenin to be a little bit too much of a...well....a pussy, actually....
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Shit! Without cocaine, Stalin is a wuss.
who said anything about without cocaine?
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Quote from: Turd Fergusonwho said anything about without cocaine?
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I did.
Fairy dust is for FAIRIES!!!!!!!!
The Commander
DIA
PS. Where can I get some?
fairies are for FAIRY DUST!!!
Babies are for BABY OIL!
PS. I could s-wear this progression of topics has happened before.
Quote from: Llama Wishfart RinpocheBabies are for BABY OIL!
PS. I could s-wear this progression of topics has happened before.
And that brings us back to Crisco.
Co...
Co...
Co...
....ah, fuggit, I got nothin'.
you bitchass "northerners" aren't shit. alaska, that's north.
58th parallel. eat it, sucker.
stfu rednick./ :twisted:
I knew a guy in Alaska, once. He got syphillis.
Quote from: Llama Wishfart RinpocheI knew a guy in Alaska, once. He got syphillis.
Hm... are you telling us something here, Llama?
Quote from: sakredchaoyou bitchass "northerners" aren't shit. alaska, that's north.
58th parallel. eat it, sucker.
yeah? I bet it's colder and more remote where I am on the 46th than wherever you are...Juneau? Anchorage? Seward? Sitka? fucking tropical metropolises compared to here...plus, nobody here has syphilis.
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Quote from: That Communist Bastardplus, nobody here has syphilis.
How can you be
absolutely sure?
Quote from: That Communist BastardQuote from: sakredchaoyou bitchass "northerners" aren't shit. alaska, that's north.
58th parallel. eat it, sucker.
yeah? I bet it's colder and more remote where I am on the 46th than wherever you are...Juneau? Anchorage? Seward? Sitka? fucking tropical metropolises compared to here...plus, nobody here has syphilis.
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man not calgary, or vancouver, but most of southern canada makes new england look like a tropical fucking paradse dude.
tourists come here during the winter from the msot northern continental states and complani about the weather. we remark "surprising eh?"
FYI: most of southern Canada is warmer than northern/eastern Maine. Except for maybe Saskatchalbertoba. We get the air masses that bypass you to the north and cast a deep freeze over northern quebec and labrador before dipping down just far enough to include only us and not the rest of America (tm).
to paraphrase: I'm colder than you are! nyah-nyah-nyah-na nyeah-nah!
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i actualyl doubt that.
see you get air that passes over teh candian shield. so does southern canada, but then the stuff the ontarians get is then refrozen tox plus by the land of a thousand lakes. sure it's warmish in northen ontario(well mid northern ontario, northern ontario is not particularly habitable), but in southern ontario, when it's nto beign usneasonably warm as it has been the last couple years, is like a bloody wind tunnel, all hills and lakes and things.
compare at -40 c plus windchill.
it does that here in calgary as well, cept with less snow and teh regular chinooks that give spring/early summer like weather in the dead of february.
typical Maine winter:
starts around halloween.
ends around middle-to-late april.
includes month-long stretches where the high temp for the day is around 0, overnight lows frequently dropping to -30.
that's not including the wind chills, which occasionally drop to -60 or so here on the coast where it's warmer...inland/mountains gets down to -75 sometimes.
includes nor'easters, which are like a hurricane, only with subzero temperatures and snow.
include lots and lots of snow.
are made more difficult by the lack of spending in the area on services, including road maintenance, plowing, and salting/sanding. If you're on a federal highway, or a major state highway, no problem...if you're in some little pisshole on the end of a peninsula, forget about going anywhere for a day or three after a big storm.
are just as socially annoying as canadian winters, because around here, you're still likely to be cooped up with a bunch of canadians...not only that, but they're likely to be french-canadians.
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Enough about the weather, cut to the chase: who's got the bigger dick?
well canada is alot bigger than new england, let alone the entire united states. includign alaska!
but as for penis size, i reckon mines biggerm, not that i care. it's a good size, fits in my hand comfortably and with maximum ergonomicality, and the ladies enjoy it too.it goes by godzilla, tho i lvoingly refer to it as ol one eye.
hmm...well, I've heard that horab's packing a full 12 in his pants...
too bad when you convert that into inches it's a little shy of 5...
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actually it's about 7 or 8 but whatever.
why would i need 12? ami trying to impale the ladies on the damn thing, turn the bedroom into some kind of cannibal corpse album cover?
here's a helpful tip:
try measuring from the base of the shaft as opposed to measuring from the back of the taint.
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ph so i'm spoed to measure from down there eh?
oook then.
should i bust out the penis insults now or later little man :lol:
I'd bust 'em out soon if I were you, unless you want to keep getting pwned like this...
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I'm taking Horab's side on this one.
12 inches = unpracticle.
OK...I hate to have to be the one to point this out, but you guys are idiots...read a little closer...
Quote from: That Communist Bastardhmm...well, I've heard that horab's packing a full 12 in his pants...
too bad when you convert that into inches it's a little shy of 5...
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see? I was saying that he was packing twelve
centimeters. get it? cuz he's canadian? centimeters? am I reaching anyone here?
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you're reaching to some europeans at least....
you really got him there...
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Quote from: That Communist BastardOK...I hate to have to be the one to point this out, but you guys are idiots...read a little closer...
Quote from: That Communist Bastardhmm...well, I've heard that horab's packing a full 12 in his pants...
too bad when you convert that into inches it's a little shy of 5...
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see? I was saying that he was packing twelve centimeters. get it? cuz he's canadian? centimeters? am I reaching anyone here?
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with your paltry 2 i'm surprised you're able to find it, let alone reach soemone with it.
Oh christ.
They're all cute, now can we get back to the weather again?
Actually, I was rather enjoying the bashing of the Red states, personally...
As for weather, it just rains here.
I live in a northern city. The people here are all far more backwards and fucked up than your general city in the south. The south and the north have seperate cultures, it's true... but they're not as cut in stone as most people think and you'll find decent people and awful assholes in both areas, just like everywhere else.
The original post was mostly lies and generalizations with your mass sentiment thrown in for good measure. It's been posted everywhere, it's been refuted everywhere. It's regurgitated angsty crap. It's simplistic, and while it's nice to get the ol' adrenaline going, it's wrong. It's the same old tired lie that they feed you to get you focus your anger in the wrong area. Now if you want to compare general southern and northern mores and discuss who/what creates them then you've got a post, but let's not fuck the south just yet.
Now the weather... that's relevant!
Relevant? I thought it was just wet.
/me slaps self
My response was too damn fluffy!
Oooh, we're got some self-slapping going on...
The southerners have won!
:mrgreen:
Heh.
As to the anti-Red State diatribe, whether or not it was accurate, it certainly was funny. Then there's the weather. That isn't funny.
Quote from: lolmonsterQuote from: That Communist BastardOK...I hate to have to be the one to point this out, but you guys are idiots...read a little closer...
Quote from: That Communist Bastardhmm...well, I've heard that horab's packing a full 12 in his pants...
too bad when you convert that into inches it's a little shy of 5...
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see? I was saying that he was packing twelve centimeters. get it? cuz he's canadian? centimeters? am I reaching anyone here?
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with your paltry 2 i'm surprised you're able to find it, let alone reach soemone with it.
hmm...that was neither funny nor clever...please deposit another 50 cents if you wish to continue playing...
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wow
naked male insecrutity is so not funny
bah!
everyone's insecurity is funny!
especially when it involves nakedness!
:lol:
I am not insecure about my penis size!
And I have a Porsche, a mega-wattage stereo, and a big gun to prove it!
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
i'm not insecure myself.
noodledick here seems to be tho.
it's ok turd, i get like millions of spam mails a day telling me they can make my penis even bigger. i'm sure there's something for you as well.
dude, you're the one that keeps bringing up his penis...
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I once said that drugs are better than sex, and this made a gay man look at me with disgust.
In all truth, I tend to reject most forms of hedonism in favor of all forms of moderation, because I do what I want... and these days that happens to be playing streetfighter and watching movies about the yakuza.
I guess thats kind of hedonistic, in a way, come to think of it.
Quote from: Eighteen BuddhaPretending to be an anarchist on the internet to compensate for his small penis since 1999.
Sorry, I had to.
Quote from: That Communist Bastarddude, you're the one that keeps bringing up his penis...
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i'm on a bad penis joke kick. probaly due to soem a sudden decline in penis jokes at pwot.com
because it's not what your penis can do for you, it what you can do for your penis.
true dat!
when it comes to me and my penis, it's no secret who wears the pants in the relationship...
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I think you should re-examine that philosophy.
No one obsesses over ears, or ruins their reputation to make the best nose joke.
It's definitely the other way around.
i disagree on the basis that none of my pens jokes are funny.
however i think i'm all penis'ed out.