M
Eris would fucking anybody. She usually starts with people who pray to her though.
Eris is not nice.
Praying to Eris is like PMing The Mgt.
You just don't do it.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:18:49 PM
DO BLAME ME FOR RULES NOT ESTABLISHED.
I'M ONLY HERE TO PURPOSLY CONDRADICT MYSELF!
Oh, one of those.
I suppose we were due.
I prefer to contradict Porpoises, and then stand on a pier out of their reach as they collectively lose their shit at me.
let's take this one slow
I sense great lulz here
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 03:20:32 PM
I prefer to contradict Porpoises, and then stand on a pier out of their reach as they collectively lose their shit at me.
They keep track of fuckers like you, you know.
One day, you're gonna get too close to the edge, and then it's all screaming and blood in the water.
Quote from: Cramulus on October 12, 2011, 03:21:48 PM
let's take this one slow
I sense great lulz here
Can't. This kind moves like fucking lightning, but speaks only gibberish.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:18:49 PM
DO BLAME ME FOR RULES NOT ESTABLISHED.
I'M ONLY HERE TO PURPOSLY CONDRADICT MYSELF!
CAN WE BLAME YOU FOR YOUR INABILITY TO TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK?
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Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:18:49 PM
DO BLAME ME FOR RULES NOT ESTABLISHED.
I'M ONLY HERE TO PURPOSLY CONDRADICT MYSELF!
CAN WE BLAME YOU FOR YOUR INABILITY TO TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK?
Now, now. He might have a broken keyboard. Or he could be retarded.
As Cram says, there's no need to rush to judgement.
Quote from: Cramulus on October 12, 2011, 03:21:48 PM
let's take this one slow
I sense great lulz here
He is in good hands, Cram.
I have decided to personally oversee his spiritual education.
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Quote from: kingyak on October 12, 2011, 03:23:55 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:18:49 PM
DO BLAME ME FOR RULES NOT ESTABLISHED.
I'M ONLY HERE TO PURPOSLY CONDRADICT MYSELF!
CAN WE BLAME YOU FOR YOUR INABILITY TO TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK?
Now, now. He might have a broken keyboard. Or he could be retarded.
As Cram says, there's no need to rush to judgement.
:oops:
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.
Individuals? Who? We're a hive mind here. Ask around.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 03:22:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 03:20:32 PM
I prefer to contradict Porpoises, and then stand on a pier out of their reach as they collectively lose their shit at me.
They keep track of fuckers like you, you know.
One day, you're gonna get too close to the edge, and then it's all screaming and blood in the water.
"One down, 11/12ths to go!" they'll shout over my bloodied corpse.
It'll be a sight to behold Dok.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 03:26:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 03:22:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 03:20:32 PM
I prefer to contradict Porpoises, and then stand on a pier out of their reach as they collectively lose their shit at me.
They keep track of fuckers like you, you know.
One day, you're gonna get too close to the edge, and then it's all screaming and blood in the water.
"One down, 11/12ths to go!" they'll shout over my bloodied corpse.
It'll be a sight to behold Dok.
They know not the wrath of Pixie, so they are unafraid.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 03:24:48 PM
As Cram says, there's no need to rush to judgement.
not what I said btw
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Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.
Individuals? Who? We're a hive mind here. Ask around.
After all the money we spent on Laz0rs and Kool Aid, we forgot to advertise that we are in fact a collective under the control of a charismatic and evil manipulator.
Dammit Dok.
TGRR wouldn't have let this shit happen.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 03:26:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 03:26:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 03:22:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 03:20:32 PM
I prefer to contradict Porpoises, and then stand on a pier out of their reach as they collectively lose their shit at me.
They keep track of fuckers like you, you know.
One day, you're gonna get too close to the edge, and then it's all screaming and blood in the water.
"One down, 11/12ths to go!" they'll shout over my bloodied corpse.
It'll be a sight to behold Dok.
They know not the wrath of Pixie, so they are unafraid.
:lulz:
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:30:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.
Individuals? Who? We're a hive mind here. Ask around.
IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.
True, but you haven't been sent to the Re-education Camp yet.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:30:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.
Individuals? Who? We're a hive mind here. Ask around.
IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.
I've yet to see evidence of a functioning mind.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:33:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 03:28:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.
Individuals? Who? We're a hive mind here. Ask around.
After all the money we spent on Laz0rs and Kool Aid, we forgot to advertise that we are in fact a collective under the control of a charismatic and evil manipulator.
Dammit Dok.
TGRR wouldn't have let this shit happen.
MANIPULATOR? SIR THERE IS NO TYRANNY IN THE STATE OF CONFUSION
I manipulate myself on a regular basis, heathen!
Also this isn't a state of confusion, THIS! IS! DISCORDIA! (Wear a hat)
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:36:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 03:31:34 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:30:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.
Individuals? Who? We're a hive mind here. Ask around.
IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.
True, but you haven't been sent to the Re-education Camp yet.
RE-EDUCATION? IS CHAOS NOT THE WILL OF SELF THOUGHT? "I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU, YOU ARE FREE.-I AM THE SUBSTANCE OF WHICH YOUR CLOWNS AND CHILDREN LAUGH IN HAPPY ANARCHY!" ANARCHY HAS NO CONTROL ONLY PARADOX, ONLY FREE WILL.
Actually, anarchy has a bunch of barely evolved monkeys beating you with sticks for no other reason than because they can.
Anyway you need an avatar (http://www.freeavatarsonline.com/avatars/cartoons/south-park-kyle-100x100.png)
(http://www.freeavatarsonline.com/avatars/cartoons/south-park-kyle-100x100.png)
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:38:56 PM
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Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.
Individuals? Who? We're a hive mind here. Ask around.
After all the money we spent on Laz0rs and Kool Aid, we forgot to advertise that we are in fact a collective under the control of a charismatic and evil manipulator.
Dammit Dok.
TGRR wouldn't have let this shit happen.
MANIPULATOR? SIR THERE IS NO TYRANNY IN THE STATE OF CONFUSION
I manipulate myself on a regular basis, heathen!
Also this isn't a state of confusion, THIS! IS! DISCORDIA! (Wear a hat)
ARE YOU SO SURE BECAUSE THESE ARE THE WORDS OF ERIS HER SELF.
We don't let Eris in here, not since we purged all the Orthodox Discordians back in '09.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:41:27 PM
I CAN DARE TO REALIZE THAT A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO BE IN CONTRAST TO HIS OWN PEERS LETS HIS MIND FUNCTION FREELY AND ONLY FOR HIMSELF.
if your will is to be in contrast
that's not freedom - that's letting other people pick where you stand
Like if we collectively decided that we're
not in a computer lab in Georgia, to contrast us, you'd have to be in a computer lab in a public school in Georgia or something
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:41:27 PM
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Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.
Individuals? Who? We're a hive mind here. Ask around.
IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.
I've yet to see evidence of a functioning mind.
I CAN DARE TO REALIZE THAT A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO BE IN CONTRAST TO HIS OWN PEERS LETS HIS MIND FUNCTION FREELY AND ONLY FOR HIMSELF.
Please to note that Caps Lock isn't helping you make your point at all.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:44:38 PM
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Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.
Individuals? Who? We're a hive mind here. Ask around.
After all the money we spent on Laz0rs and Kool Aid, we forgot to advertise that we are in fact a collective under the control of a charismatic and evil manipulator.
Dammit Dok.
TGRR wouldn't have let this shit happen.
MANIPULATOR? SIR THERE IS NO TYRANNY IN THE STATE OF CONFUSION
I manipulate myself on a regular basis, heathen!
Also this isn't a state of confusion, THIS! IS! DISCORDIA! (Wear a hat)
ARE YOU SO SURE BECAUSE THESE ARE THE WORDS OF ERIS HER SELF.
We don't let Eris in here, not since we purged all the Orthodox Discordians back in '09.
THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE WE HERE FOR? WE ARE A HANDFUL OF FANTASTIC INDIVIDUALS WILLING TO SEPERATE OURSELVES FROM A WORLD OF CONTROL AND ORGANIZATION. IF DISCORDIA IS NOT OF ERIS, THEN HOW ARE WE TO GROW IN OUR BELIEFS?
You don't need a godhead for that.
Though if you really really want one, I do a great Odin impression. And Dok Howl as got the entire Mexica Pantheon down pat.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:49:43 PM
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Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.
Individuals? Who? We're a hive mind here. Ask around.
IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.
I've yet to see evidence of a functioning mind.
I CAN DARE TO REALIZE THAT A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO BE IN CONTRAST TO HIS OWN PEERS LETS HIS MIND FUNCTION FREELY AND ONLY FOR HIMSELF.
Please to note that Caps Lock isn't helping you make your point at all.
I THOUGHT YOU REALIZED THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYTHING I DO.
Indeed.
But still, less caps lock would be gratifying for us mere mortals who are not as free or wise as you.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:18:49 PM
DO BLAME ME FOR RULES NOT ESTABLISHED.
I'M ONLY HERE TO PURPOSLY CONDRADICT MYSELF!
Purposely.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:30:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.
Individuals? Who? We're a hive mind here. Ask around.
IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.
I'm
agreement with
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:54:33 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.
Individuals? Who? We're a hive mind here. Ask around.
IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.
I've yet to see evidence of a functioning mind.
I CAN DARE TO REALIZE THAT A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO BE IN CONTRAST TO HIS OWN PEERS LETS HIS MIND FUNCTION FREELY AND ONLY FOR HIMSELF.
Please to note that Caps Lock isn't helping you make your point at all.
I THOUGHT YOU REALIZED THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYTHING I DO.
Indeed.
But still, less caps lock would be gratifying for us mere mortals who are not as free or wise as you.
IT'S A COMPUTER TEXT IS TEXT. JUST BE LOOSE WITH IT. DONT GET EASILY IRRITATED BY SOMETHING SO SECONDARY.
I'm not irritated at all. I pinky-ride the shift key all night long baby.
However a number of people refuse to read ALL CAPS text here.
You DO want people to actually read what you write, yes?
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:49:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 03:44:04 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:41:27 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 03:35:14 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:30:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.
Individuals? Who? We're a hive mind here. Ask around.
IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.
I've yet to see evidence of a functioning mind.
I CAN DARE TO REALIZE THAT A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO BE IN CONTRAST TO HIS OWN PEERS LETS HIS MIND FUNCTION FREELY AND ONLY FOR HIMSELF.
Please to note that Caps Lock isn't helping you make your point at all.
I THOUGHT YOU REALIZED THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYTHING I DO.
Then you have answered for yourself the question you posed earlier.
What you are here for.
Nothing.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:52:10 PM
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Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.
Individuals? Who? We're a hive mind here. Ask around.
After all the money we spent on Laz0rs and Kool Aid, we forgot to advertise that we are in fact a collective under the control of a charismatic and evil manipulator.
Dammit Dok.
TGRR wouldn't have let this shit happen.
MANIPULATOR? SIR THERE IS NO TYRANNY IN THE STATE OF CONFUSION
I manipulate myself on a regular basis, heathen!
Also this isn't a state of confusion, THIS! IS! DISCORDIA! (Wear a hat)
ARE YOU SO SURE BECAUSE THESE ARE THE WORDS OF ERIS HER SELF.
We don't let Eris in here, not since we purged all the Orthodox Discordians back in '09.
THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE WE HERE FOR? WE ARE A HANDFUL OF FANTASTIC INDIVIDUALS WILLING TO SEPERATE OURSELVES FROM A WORLD OF CONTROL AND ORGANIZATION. IF DISCORDIA IS NOT OF ERIS, THEN HOW ARE WE TO GROW IN OUR BELIEFS?
You don't need a godhead for that.
Though if you really really want one, I do a great Odin impression. And Dok Howl as got the entire Mexica Pantheon down pat.
I WILL SAY THIS MUCH YOU PEOPLE ARE ALOT OF FUN HA HA
A lot
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 03:54:33 PM
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OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.
Individuals? Who? We're a hive mind here. Ask around.
IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.
I've yet to see evidence of a functioning mind.
I CAN DARE TO REALIZE THAT A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO BE IN CONTRAST TO HIS OWN PEERS LETS HIS MIND FUNCTION FREELY AND ONLY FOR HIMSELF.
Please to note that Caps Lock isn't helping you make your point at all.
I THOUGHT YOU REALIZED THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYTHING I DO.
Indeed.
But still, less caps lock would be gratifying for us mere mortals who are not as free or wise as you.
IT'S A COMPUTER TEXT IS TEXT. JUST BE LOOSE WITH IT. DONT GET EASILY IRRITATED BY SOMETHING SO SECONDARY.
Don't
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:01:44 PM
YES, BUT AS IVE ALWAYS SAID "IF IM NOT PISSING PEOPLE OFF, IM NOT DOING IT RIGHT." YOU SEE PEOPLE LOVE SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SMALLEST OF DISRUPTION IN ANY COLLECTIVE OR GROUP WILL CAUSE A CLASH. AND THATS THE POINT. THE REAL QUESTION IS, DO YOU WANT TO READ THIS? DO YOU EVEN WANT TO OVERSEE MY SPIRITUAL EDUCATION?
As I said, I'm not irritated at all.
I am merely informing you that people won't read your stuff. They won't get pissed off about it. They won't like it. They just won't read it.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:01:44 PM
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OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.
Individuals? Who? We're a hive mind here. Ask around.
IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.
I've yet to see evidence of a functioning mind.
I CAN DARE TO REALIZE THAT A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO BE IN CONTRAST TO HIS OWN PEERS LETS HIS MIND FUNCTION FREELY AND ONLY FOR HIMSELF.
Please to note that Caps Lock isn't helping you make your point at all.
I THOUGHT YOU REALIZED THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYTHING I DO.
Indeed.
But still, less caps lock would be gratifying for us mere mortals who are not as free or wise as you.
IT'S A COMPUTER TEXT IS TEXT. JUST BE LOOSE WITH IT. DONT GET EASILY IRRITATED BY SOMETHING SO SECONDARY.
I'm not irritated at all. I pinky-ride the shift key all night long baby.
However a number of people refuse to read ALL CAPS text here.
You DO want people to actually read what you write, yes?
YES, BUT AS IVE ALWAYS SAID "IF IM NOT PISSING PEOPLE OFF, IM NOT DOING IT RIGHT." YOU SEE PEOPLE LOVE SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SMALLEST OF DISRUPTION IN ANY COLLECTIVE OR GROUP WILL CAUSE A CLASH. AND THATS THE POINT. THE REAL QUESTION IS, DO YOU WANT TO READ THIS? DO YOU EVEN WANT TO OVERSEE MY SPIRITUAL EDUCATION?
I've
I'm
I'm
about.
That's
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:02:38 PM
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OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.
Individuals? Who? We're a hive mind here. Ask around.
IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.
I've yet to see evidence of a functioning mind.
I CAN DARE TO REALIZE THAT A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO BE IN CONTRAST TO HIS OWN PEERS LETS HIS MIND FUNCTION FREELY AND ONLY FOR HIMSELF.
Please to note that Caps Lock isn't helping you make your point at all.
I THOUGHT YOU REALIZED THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYTHING I DO.
Then you have answered for yourself the question you posed earlier.
What you are here for.
Nothing.
AND THATS THE POINT IVE CREATED SELF PARADOX
That's
I've
Self-paradox
One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.
Look, nitwit... if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting. So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).
It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot. You aren't even annoying...
Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be. Or, keep screeching like a monkey. Your choice.
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 04:05:29 PM
One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.
Look, nitwit... if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting. So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).
It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot. You aren't even annoying...
Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be. Or, keep screeching like a monkey. Your choice.
Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.
I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 04:05:29 PM
One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.
Look, nitwit... if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting. So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).
It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot. You aren't even annoying...
Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be. Or, keep screeching like a monkey. Your choice.
Proofreading him is more entertaining than the actual content.
But, he won't learn. I doubt he's capable.
Oops, I mean
BUT HE WONT LEARN I DOUBT HES CAPABLE
ETA:
Oh. He's an anarcho-punk high-schooler from Georgia.
All three of those explain a lot. Have at it, Payne.
HELLO KILLJOY! PLEASE TO BE SEEN BY YOU! PRAISE ERIS AS SHE STRIDES THROUGH THE BLOODY CORPSES ON THE BATTLEFIELD!
WE SHALL DRINK AS OTHERS DO NOT, TO PROVE OUR EXPRESSED INDIVIDUALITY! WE SHALL NOT-CONFORM AS ONE OBJECT OF DIFFERENCE, ALIKE!
THERE IS NO MIND BUT MIND, AND MINE MIND IS MINE TO MIND! DO YOU MIND YOUR MIND, OR DO YOU UNDERMINE MINE MIND?
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:09:42 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 04:05:29 PM
One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.
Look, nitwit... if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting. So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).
It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot. You aren't even annoying...
Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be. Or, keep screeching like a monkey. Your choice.
DO YOU THINK IVE COME TO IMPRESS ANYONE? IVE COME TO LEARN, AND IF I BORE YOU, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? IF IM WRONG, WHY NOT TRY AND TEACH ME. HELL I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT DISCORDIANISM THREE MONTHS AGO. IM OPEN TO LEARN, BUT I DONT REPRESENT YOU OR WISH TO MAKE YOU HAPPY WITH ME. I JUST WANT TO LEARN FROM MORE THEN A BOOK, I WANTED TO LEARN FROM THE PEOPLE WHO WERE MAKING ALL OF THIS REAL.
HEY COULD YOU PLEASE STOP SHOUTING?
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:06:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:03:46 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:01:44 PM
YES, BUT AS IVE ALWAYS SAID "IF IM NOT PISSING PEOPLE OFF, IM NOT DOING IT RIGHT." YOU SEE PEOPLE LOVE SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SMALLEST OF DISRUPTION IN ANY COLLECTIVE OR GROUP WILL CAUSE A CLASH. AND THATS THE POINT. THE REAL QUESTION IS, DO YOU WANT TO READ THIS? DO YOU EVEN WANT TO OVERSEE MY SPIRITUAL EDUCATION?
As I said, I'm not irritated at all.
I am merely informing you that people won't read your stuff. They won't get pissed off about it. They won't like it. They just won't read it.
TELL ME WHY. WHY IS IT THAT THE PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT TO CONFORM TO ANYTHING, EXPECT EVERYONE ELSE TO CONFORM TO EVERYTHING?
This is a community of people. We've forged friendships and relationships amongst ourselves here, and there are certainly posters here that I would literally trust my life with.
This is a forum for discussion and debate, which requires communication and thought.
The first dictum in (most of) our version of Discordia is "Think for yourself, schmuck". The emphasis on "Think".
We are non-conformist, we do try and see the Eristic and Aneristic Delusions for what they are. We have written entire tomes of literature on reality grids and starbucks pebbles. We taken the Discordia you know and shaken it, torn it apart, greased it, stuck our dicks in it, put it back together and documented every single step along the way.
We have seen many posters come and go. Neo-Pagan Revisionists, Orthodox Discordian, Non-Sub Genius Sub Genii, and many more.
We've seen people fuck around with language - pronouns, spelling, grammar, punctuation and any other thing you can think of.
The true Caos? The true Discord? It's what you can cogently put forth from your mind, my friend. In a way that we can understand it.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:10:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:07:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 04:05:29 PM
One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.
Look, nitwit... if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting. So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).
It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot. You aren't even annoying...
Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be. Or, keep screeching like a monkey. Your choice.
Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.
I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.
WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?
There is a vetting procedure before you can even join.
Don't worry, you passed the first phase.
THE PHASE IS JUST A PHASE I'M GOING THROUGH SO IT GETS PHASED OUT WHEN I USE A PHASER FOR THE NEXT PHASE.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:13:30 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:06:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:03:46 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:01:44 PM
YES, BUT AS IVE ALWAYS SAID "IF IM NOT PISSING PEOPLE OFF, IM NOT DOING IT RIGHT." YOU SEE PEOPLE LOVE SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SMALLEST OF DISRUPTION IN ANY COLLECTIVE OR GROUP WILL CAUSE A CLASH. AND THATS THE POINT. THE REAL QUESTION IS, DO YOU WANT TO READ THIS? DO YOU EVEN WANT TO OVERSEE MY SPIRITUAL EDUCATION?
As I said, I'm not irritated at all.
I am merely informing you that people won't read your stuff. They won't get pissed off about it. They won't like it. They just won't read it.
TELL ME WHY. WHY IS IT THAT THE PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT TO CONFORM TO ANYTHING, EXPECT EVERYONE ELSE TO CONFORM TO EVERYTHING?
This is a community of people. We've forged friendships and relationships amongst ourselves here, and there are certainly posters here that I would literally trust my life with.
This is a forum for discussion and debate, which requires communication and thought.
The first dictum in (most of) our version of Discordia is "Think for yourself, schmuck". The emphasis on "Think".
We are non-conformist, we do try and see the Eristic and Aneristic Delusions for what they are. We have written entire tomes of literature on reality grids and starbucks pebbles. We taken the Discordia you know and shaken it, torn it apart, greased it, stuck our dicks in it, put it back together and documented every single step along the way.
We have seen many posters come and go. Neo-Pagan Revisionists, Orthodox Discordian, Non-Sub Genius Sub Genii, and many more.
We've seen people fuck around with language - pronouns, spelling, grammar, punctuation and any other thing you can think of.
The true Caos? The true Discord? It's what you can cogently put forth from your mind, my friend. In a way that we can understand it.
OK THEN MAYBE I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. IM SORRY. REALLY ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I THINK OR FEEL AND REALLY, I ALWAYS GET CALLED AN IDIOT FOR IT. I WAS REALLY JUST HOPING FOR ONCE I FOUND A GROUP WHO COULD UNDERSTAND THAT.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 12, 2011, 04:17:13 PM
THE PHASE IS JUST A PHASE I'M GOING THROUGH SO IT GETS PHASED OUT WHEN I USE A PHASER FOR THE NEXT PHASE.
AND WHILE YOU ARE HAVING THE PHAYS OF YOUR LIFE, I HOPE YOU REMAIN UNPHAZED.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:15:08 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:10:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:07:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 04:05:29 PM
One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.
Look, nitwit... if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting. So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).
It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot. You aren't even annoying...
Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be. Or, keep screeching like a monkey. Your choice.
Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.
I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.
WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?
There is a vetting procedure before you can even join.
Don't worry, you passed the first phase.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KNOW WHERE I AM BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IM AN ANARCHO-PUNK?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:07:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 04:05:29 PM
One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.
Look, nitwit... if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting. So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).
It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot. You aren't even annoying...
Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be. Or, keep screeching like a monkey. Your choice.
Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.
I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.
I have a headache, today (Richter may have given me a minor concussion last night), and am sitting at work with a pile of stuff to do that I can't start until two other people do THEiR jobs, and they're a week behind. I may be grumpy today.
He'll learn, or he won't.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:17:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:13:30 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:06:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:03:46 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:01:44 PM
YES, BUT AS IVE ALWAYS SAID "IF IM NOT PISSING PEOPLE OFF, IM NOT DOING IT RIGHT." YOU SEE PEOPLE LOVE SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SMALLEST OF DISRUPTION IN ANY COLLECTIVE OR GROUP WILL CAUSE A CLASH. AND THATS THE POINT. THE REAL QUESTION IS, DO YOU WANT TO READ THIS? DO YOU EVEN WANT TO OVERSEE MY SPIRITUAL EDUCATION?
As I said, I'm not irritated at all.
I am merely informing you that people won't read your stuff. They won't get pissed off about it. They won't like it. They just won't read it.
TELL ME WHY. WHY IS IT THAT THE PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT TO CONFORM TO ANYTHING, EXPECT EVERYONE ELSE TO CONFORM TO EVERYTHING?
This is a community of people. We've forged friendships and relationships amongst ourselves here, and there are certainly posters here that I would literally trust my life with.
This is a forum for discussion and debate, which requires communication and thought.
The first dictum in (most of) our version of Discordia is "Think for yourself, schmuck". The emphasis on "Think".
We are non-conformist, we do try and see the Eristic and Aneristic Delusions for what they are. We have written entire tomes of literature on reality grids and starbucks pebbles. We taken the Discordia you know and shaken it, torn it apart, greased it, stuck our dicks in it, put it back together and documented every single step along the way.
We have seen many posters come and go. Neo-Pagan Revisionists, Orthodox Discordian, Non-Sub Genius Sub Genii, and many more.
We've seen people fuck around with language - pronouns, spelling, grammar, punctuation and any other thing you can think of.
The true Caos? The true Discord? It's what you can cogently put forth from your mind, my friend. In a way that we can understand it.
OK THEN MAYBE I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. IM SORRY. REALLY ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I THINK OR FEEL AND REALLY, I ALWAYS GET CALLED AN IDIOT FOR IT. I WAS REALLY JUST HOPING FOR ONCE I FOUND A GROUP WHO COULD UNDERSTAND THAT.
Just be cool man, we're only judging you on the use of Caps Lock, really.
If you took it off people would consider actually talking with you.
Like I say - I am not irritated by it, but many are.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:19:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:15:08 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:10:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:07:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 04:05:29 PM
One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.
Look, nitwit... if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting. So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).
It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot. You aren't even annoying...
Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be. Or, keep screeching like a monkey. Your choice.
Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.
I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.
WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?
There is a vetting procedure before you can even join.
Don't worry, you passed the first phase.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KNOW WHERE I AM BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IM AN ANARCHO-PUNK?
Because, Payne is the 5th member of the Illuminati.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:17:55 PM
OK THEN MAYBE I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. IM SORRY. REALLY ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I THINK OR FEEL AND REALLY, I ALWAYS GET CALLED AN IDIOT FOR IT. I WAS REALLY JUST HOPING FOR ONCE I FOUND A GROUP WHO COULD UNDERSTAND THAT.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW, AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU KNOW IT? TO KNOW IS TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW, AND NOT TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW. TO KNOW SOMETHING IS NOT TO UNDERSTAND, AND TO UNDERSTAND MEANS YOU DO NOT KNOW. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW?
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 04:20:38 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:19:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:15:08 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:10:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:07:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 04:05:29 PM
One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.
Look, nitwit... if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting. So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).
It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot. You aren't even annoying...
Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be. Or, keep screeching like a monkey. Your choice.
Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.
I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.
WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?
There is a vetting procedure before you can even join.
Don't worry, you passed the first phase.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KNOW WHERE I AM BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IM AN ANARCHO-PUNK?
Because, Payne is the 5th member of the Illuminati.
YOU MEAN LIKE THE HACKERS?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 03:14:05 PM
Eris would fucking anybody. She usually starts with people who pray to her though.
Eris is not nice.
:notnice:
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:21:56 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 04:20:38 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:19:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:15:08 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:10:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:07:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 04:05:29 PM
One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.
Look, nitwit... if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting. So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).
It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot. You aren't even annoying...
Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be. Or, keep screeching like a monkey. Your choice.
Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.
I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.
WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?
There is a vetting procedure before you can even join.
Don't worry, you passed the first phase.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KNOW WHERE I AM BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IM AN ANARCHO-PUNK?
Because, Payne is the 5th member of the Illuminati.
YOU MEAN LIKE THE HACKERS?
No, like "your email is set to public, and I can use google".
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:17:55 PM
OK THEN MAYBE I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. IM SORRY. REALLY ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I THINK OR FEEL AND REALLY, I ALWAYS GET CALLED AN IDIOT FOR IT. I WAS REALLY JUST HOPING FOR ONCE I FOUND A GROUP WHO COULD UNDERSTAND THAT.
Oh, we understand it all too well. It's exactly this sort of pinealist garbage that drove us all to bad acid back in 2005.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:23:00 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:21:56 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 04:20:38 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:19:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:15:08 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:10:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:07:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 04:05:29 PM
One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.
Look, nitwit... if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting. So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).
It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot. You aren't even annoying...
Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be. Or, keep screeching like a monkey. Your choice.
Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.
I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.
WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?
There is a vetting procedure before you can even join.
Don't worry, you passed the first phase.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KNOW WHERE I AM BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IM AN ANARCHO-PUNK?
Because, Payne is the 5th member of the Illuminati.
YOU MEAN LIKE THE HACKERS?
No, like "your email is set to public, and I can use google".
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:19:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:15:08 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:10:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:07:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 04:05:29 PM
One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.
Look, nitwit... if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting. So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).
It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot. You aren't even annoying...
Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be. Or, keep screeching like a monkey. Your choice.
Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.
I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.
WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?
There is a vetting procedure before you can even join.
Don't worry, you passed the first phase.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KNOW WHERE I AM BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IM AN ANARCHO-PUNK?
Because it's oozing out of my monitor.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:23:53 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:17:55 PM
OK THEN MAYBE I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. IM SORRY. REALLY ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I THINK OR FEEL AND REALLY, I ALWAYS GET CALLED AN IDIOT FOR IT. I WAS REALLY JUST HOPING FOR ONCE I FOUND A GROUP WHO COULD UNDERSTAND THAT.
Oh, we understand it all too well. It's exactly this sort of pinealist garbage that drove us all to bad acid back in 2005.
SO YOURE ACTING UPON A LACK OF TRUST?
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:24:41 PM
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?
Because we're a collection of paranoids. Seriously, we're not nice people.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:26:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:23:53 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:17:55 PM
OK THEN MAYBE I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. IM SORRY. REALLY ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I THINK OR FEEL AND REALLY, I ALWAYS GET CALLED AN IDIOT FOR IT. I WAS REALLY JUST HOPING FOR ONCE I FOUND A GROUP WHO COULD UNDERSTAND THAT.
Oh, we understand it all too well. It's exactly this sort of pinealist garbage that drove us all to bad acid back in 2005.
SO YOURE ACTING UPON A LACK OF TRUST?
Is English your first language? Just curious.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:24:41 PM
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?
WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU
EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR. WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE. WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM. WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE
PROFESSIONALS.
FWIW, I too like Rancid. Olympia, WA. is one of my top five favourite songs.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 12, 2011, 04:27:18 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:24:41 PM
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?
WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR. WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE. WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM. WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.
WHO ARE WE?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:27:40 PM
FWIW, I too like Rancid. Olympia, WA. is one of my top five favourite songs.
seriously? I can't stand that garbage
Rancid ruuuuules
\
(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/24500000/Kyle-your-drooling-south-park-24597963-400-300.jpg)
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:29:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 12, 2011, 04:27:18 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:24:41 PM
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?
WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR. WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE. WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM. WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.
WHAT IS IT YOU THINK IM ASKING FOR?
YOU MUST BE A LEVEL THREE USER TO ACCESS THAT INFORMATION.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:29:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 12, 2011, 04:27:18 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:24:41 PM
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?
WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR. WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE. WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM. WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.
WHAT IS IT YOU THINK IM ASKING FOR?
I DONT KNOW BUT I SEEM TO RECALL POLITELY ASKING YOU TO STOP SHOUTING.
TURN THE CAPS LOCK
OFF. SERIOUSLY.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:28:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 12, 2011, 04:27:18 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:24:41 PM
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?
WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR. WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE. WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM. WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.
WHO ARE WE?
We're the happy people. The people who want you to be happy. Let's just say that you're a "basket case", you lost all of your limbs fighting in Iraq for Halliburton's bottom line. How would that make you feel? Well, thanks to our proven technology, your shattered dreams of today can be your nightmare of tomorrow! And all for 20% less than our competition!
Who are we?
Capslock, "I'm a nonconformist", early use of "you people"... troll training wheels. I'm guessing he just found a handbook, but I'll give him a 6/10 for effort. Shows promise.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:29:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 12, 2011, 04:27:18 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:24:41 PM
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?
WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR. WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE. WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM. WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.
WHAT IS IT YOU THINK IM ASKING FOR?
Who cares? As long as you keep shouting, you're just a chew toy. Nothing you say will even be read, let alone contemplated.
You can't communicate your ideas, so nothing you have to say matters.
It's really that simple.
Quote from: Cramulus on October 12, 2011, 04:30:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:27:40 PM
FWIW, I too like Rancid. Olympia, WA. is one of my top five favourite songs.
seriously? I can't stand that garbage
Rancid ruuuuules
\
(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/24500000/Kyle-your-drooling-south-park-24597963-400-300.jpg)
Neither can I.
Are Rancid even considered legit punk?
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:32:53 PM
Capslock, "I'm a nonconformist", early use of "you people"... troll training wheels. I'm guessing he just found a handbook, but I'll give him a 6/10 for effort. Shows promise.
Either that or poptard.
I'd prefer to think it was poptard. There's nothing so tiresome as a fuckwad who tries to stand out by theatrics instead of ideas.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:32:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 04:27:40 PM
FWIW, I too like Rancid. Olympia, WA. is one of my top five favourite songs.
SO ARE YOU INTO PUNK OR JUST SKA PUNK?
SKAPUNK IS NOT A GENRE, IT'S AN ABOMINATION, OP IVY NOTWITHSTANDING.
Best part is, we're going to waste all day dealing with this arse biscuit. :lulz:
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:37:07 PM
THEN DONT READ IT! I DON'T CARE! STOP TALKING TO ME IF ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MY FUCKING PREFERENCE IN HOW I TYPE!
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Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:22:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 12, 2011, 03:14:05 PM
Eris would fucking anybody. She usually starts with people who pray to her though.
Eris is not nice.
:notnice:
We watched the movie "HOW DO YOU KNOW" ?
THE ONLY THING I remEMBER ABOUT IT
is the ORANGE clock (Shaped ) like a key hole
the object(Left hand) / \ REMinds me of the ...
Orange clock from the movie ? only the # design
left me confused 7:33B
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:35:57 PM
Best part is, we're going to waste all day dealing with this arse biscuit. :lulz:
THE SPIRIT OF PROPHECY HAS TAKEN HOLD! I SEE... IN OUR FUTURE... A THIRTY-PAGE THREAD ABOUT ANARCHY!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 12, 2011, 04:39:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:35:57 PM
Best part is, we're going to waste all day dealing with this arse biscuit. :lulz:
THE SPIRIT OF PROPHECY HAS TAKEN HOLD! I SEE... IN OUR FUTURE... A THIRTY-PAGE THREAD ABOUT ANARCHY!
Anarchy is ridiculous. Threads like this are like walking past a really bad car wreck, you know, where the cops are crying and puking...You KNOW you shouldn't look, but you just can't help yourself.
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:32:53 PM
Capslock, "I'm a nonconformist", early use of "you people"... troll training wheels. I'm guessing he just found a handbook, but I'll give him a 6/10 for effort. Shows promise.
You're feeling generous today. Me, I need to see some actual originality before scoring above a 5.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:35:57 PM
Best part is, we're going to waste all day dealing with this arse biscuit. :lulz:
New chew toys don't wander in every day. Most have the brains to luck awhile and either post like they have a functioning brain cell, or run, screaming and gibbering, back into the better lit portions of the web.
Also, I doubt Killjoy's punk credentials on account of Dimo.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 12, 2011, 04:10:41 PM
THERE IS NO MIND BUT MIND, AND MINE MIND IS MINE TO MIND! DO YOU MIND YOUR MIND, OR DO YOU UNDERMINE MINE MIND?
:asplode:
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:37:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:33:20 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:29:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 12, 2011, 04:27:18 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:24:41 PM
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?
WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR. WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE. WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM. WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.
WHAT IS IT YOU THINK IM ASKING FOR?
THEN DONT READ IT! I DON'T CARE! STOP TALKING TO ME IF ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MY FUCKING PREFERENCE IN HOW I TYPE!
Who cares? As long as you keep shouting, you're just a chew toy. Nothing you say will even be read, let alone contemplated.
You can't communicate your ideas, so nothing you have to say matters.
It's really that simple.
Dude, if you came to learn and communicate with others, learn to communicate properly.
TURN THE CAPS OFF. IT'S RETARDED.
I AM SIX YEARS OLD AND THIS IS NOT A FORM OF ILLITERACY OR A CRY FOR ATTENTION ITS A TYPING PREFERENCE.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:45:16 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 04:41:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:32:53 PM
Capslock, "I'm a nonconformist", early use of "you people"... troll training wheels. I'm guessing he just found a handbook, but I'll give him a 6/10 for effort. Shows promise.
You're feeling generous today. Me, I need to see some actual originality before scoring above a 5.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:35:57 PM
Best part is, we're going to waste all day dealing with this arse biscuit. :lulz:
New chew toys don't wander in every day. Most have the brains to luck awhile and either post like they have a functioning brain cell, or run, screaming and gibbering, back into the better lit portions of the web.
I CAME HERE TO LEARN, MAYBE I'M THE IDIOT OF THIS SITE, BUT ATLEAST IM TRYING. THE ONLY WAY IM LEAVING IS WHEN I REALIZE I HAVE NOTHING TO LEARN HERE, NOT BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES ME.
Well, you're certainly learning something, aren't you? :lulz:
Specifically, nobody HERE will take you seriously, either.
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:46:09 PM
I AM SIX YEARS OLD AND THIS IS NOT A FORM OF ILLITERACY OR A CRY FOR ATTENTION ITS A TYPING PREFERENCE.
Just keep in mind that I called poptard a page or two back.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:45:16 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 04:41:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:32:53 PM
Capslock, "I'm a nonconformist", early use of "you people"... troll training wheels. I'm guessing he just found a handbook, but I'll give him a 6/10 for effort. Shows promise.
You're feeling generous today. Me, I need to see some actual originality before scoring above a 5.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:35:57 PM
Best part is, we're going to waste all day dealing with this arse biscuit. :lulz:
New chew toys don't wander in every day. Most have the brains to luck awhile and either post like they have a functioning brain cell, or run, screaming and gibbering, back into the better lit portions of the web.
I CAME HERE TO LEARN, MAYBE I'M THE IDIOT OF THIS SITE, BUT ATLEAST IM TRYING. THE ONLY WAY IM LEAVING IS WHEN I REALIZE I HAVE NOTHING TO LEARN HERE, NOT BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES ME.
HELLO I AM KILLJOY AND I AM AN ATTENTION WHORE PAY ATTENTION TO ME LOOK I AM DIFFERENT AND SPECIAL
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:46:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:46:09 PM
I AM SIX YEARS OLD AND THIS IS NOT A FORM OF ILLITERACY OR A CRY FOR ATTENTION ITS A TYPING PREFERENCE.
Just keep in mind that I called poptard a page or two back.
Yeah, I think you may be on it, although the existence of this person as an entity using this email address elsewhere on the web seems to indicate it's a real person, despite the use of known tropes.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 04:43:55 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:37:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:33:20 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:29:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 12, 2011, 04:27:18 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:24:41 PM
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?
WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR. WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE. WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM. WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.
WHAT IS IT YOU THINK IM ASKING FOR?
THEN DONT READ IT! I DON'T CARE! STOP TALKING TO ME IF ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MY FUCKING PREFERENCE IN HOW I TYPE!
Who cares? As long as you keep shouting, you're just a chew toy. Nothing you say will even be read, let alone contemplated.
You can't communicate your ideas, so nothing you have to say matters.
It's really that simple.
Dude, if you came to learn and communicate with others, learn to communicate properly.
TURN THE CAPS OFF. IT'S RETARDED.
fine but only because i want to learn
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:45:16 PM
I CAME HERE TO LEARN, MAYBE I'M THE IDIOT OF THIS SITE, BUT ATLEAST IM TRYING. THE ONLY WAY IM LEAVING IS WHEN I REALIZE I HAVE NOTHING TO LEARN HERE, NOT BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES ME.
THERE ARE LOTS OF PEOPLE HERE WHO KNOW THEY DO NOT KNOW MANY THINGS. WHAT IS IT YOU WANT TO LEARN?
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:48:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:46:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:46:09 PM
I AM SIX YEARS OLD AND THIS IS NOT A FORM OF ILLITERACY OR A CRY FOR ATTENTION ITS A TYPING PREFERENCE.
Just keep in mind that I called poptard a page or two back.
Yeah, I think you may be on it, although the existence of this person as an entity using this email address elsewhere on the web seems to indicate it's a real person, despite the use of known tropes.
Ah.
So we have a genuine idiot on our hands.
That's kind of depressing and funny at the same time.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:48:38 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 04:43:55 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:37:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:33:20 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:29:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 12, 2011, 04:27:18 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:24:41 PM
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?
WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR. WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE. WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM. WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.
WHAT IS IT YOU THINK IM ASKING FOR?
THEN DONT READ IT! I DON'T CARE! STOP TALKING TO ME IF ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MY FUCKING PREFERENCE IN HOW I TYPE!
Who cares? As long as you keep shouting, you're just a chew toy. Nothing you say will even be read, let alone contemplated.
You can't communicate your ideas, so nothing you have to say matters.
It's really that simple.
Dude, if you came to learn and communicate with others, learn to communicate properly.
TURN THE CAPS OFF. IT'S RETARDED.
fine but only because i want to learn
Now he's not capitalizing anything.
Killjoy, do you happen to own a fixed-gear bike, by any chance?
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:48:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:46:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:46:09 PM
I AM SIX YEARS OLD AND THIS IS NOT A FORM OF ILLITERACY OR A CRY FOR ATTENTION ITS A TYPING PREFERENCE.
Just keep in mind that I called poptard a page or two back.
Yeah, I think you may be on it, although the existence of this person as an entity using this email address elsewhere on the web seems to indicate it's a real person, despite the use of known tropes.
It's been a while. Could have been using that time building up a fake persona. Not saying that's the case, but it's possible.
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:48:38 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 04:43:55 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:37:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:33:20 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:29:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 12, 2011, 04:27:18 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:24:41 PM
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?
WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR. WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE. WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM. WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.
WHAT IS IT YOU THINK IM ASKING FOR?
THEN DONT READ IT! I DON'T CARE! STOP TALKING TO ME IF ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MY FUCKING PREFERENCE IN HOW I TYPE!
Who cares? As long as you keep shouting, you're just a chew toy. Nothing you say will even be read, let alone contemplated.
You can't communicate your ideas, so nothing you have to say matters.
It's really that simple.
Dude, if you came to learn and communicate with others, learn to communicate properly.
TURN THE CAPS OFF. IT'S RETARDED.
fine but only because i want to learn
Well, learning to be functionally literate is a good first step. Next maybe we can talk about punctuation and grammar.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 04:50:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:48:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:46:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:46:09 PM
I AM SIX YEARS OLD AND THIS IS NOT A FORM OF ILLITERACY OR A CRY FOR ATTENTION ITS A TYPING PREFERENCE.
Just keep in mind that I called poptard a page or two back.
Yeah, I think you may be on it, although the existence of this person as an entity using this email address elsewhere on the web seems to indicate it's a real person, despite the use of known tropes.
It's been a while. Could have been using that time building up a fake persona. Not saying that's the case, but it's possible.
He's obsessive enough, and "KILLJOY" has hit damn near every trope.
Dok, if it's a teenager, of COURSE it's an idiot. That's like, the definition of teenager (except for yours).
But i think you're right about poptard.
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:50:34 PM
Well, learning to be functionally literate is a good first step. Next maybe we can talk about punctuation and grammar.
Then how's he going to demonstrate his rebel/punk credentials, such as they are? :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:49:54 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:48:38 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 04:43:55 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:37:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:33:20 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:29:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 12, 2011, 04:27:18 PM
Quote from: KILLJOY on October 12, 2011, 04:24:41 PM
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?
WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR. WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE. WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM. WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.
WHAT IS IT YOU THINK IM ASKING FOR?
THEN DONT READ IT! I DON'T CARE! STOP TALKING TO ME IF ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MY FUCKING PREFERENCE IN HOW I TYPE!
Who cares? As long as you keep shouting, you're just a chew toy. Nothing you say will even be read, let alone contemplated.
You can't communicate your ideas, so nothing you have to say matters.
It's really that simple.
Dude, if you came to learn and communicate with others, learn to communicate properly.
TURN THE CAPS OFF. IT'S RETARDED.
fine but only because i want to learn
Now he's not capitalizing anything.
Killjoy, do you happen to own a fixed-gear bike, by any chance?
Now we just have to teach him where the shift key is and to use it sparingly.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:51:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:50:34 PM
Well, learning to be functionally literate is a good first step. Next maybe we can talk about punctuation and grammar.
Then how's he going to demonstrate his rebel/punk credentials, such as they are? :lulz:
nExT hE'lL bE dOiNg ThIs
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 12, 2011, 04:51:13 PM
Dok, if it's a teenager, of COURSE it's an idiot. That's like, the definition of teenager (except for yours).
But i think you're right about poptard.
Doesn't matter, anyway. Anarcho-punks are damn near as fun as teabaggers are, maybe more.
And God knows we can't get a tea party member to post at all.
Because people like you and Payne fuck it all up for everyone.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:49:54 PM
Killjoy, do you happen to own a fixed-gear bike, by any chance?
:spittake:
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 04:53:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:51:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:50:34 PM
Well, learning to be functionally literate is a good first step. Next maybe we can talk about punctuation and grammar.
Then how's he going to demonstrate his rebel/punk credentials, such as they are? :lulz:
nExT hE'lL bE dOiNg ThIs
That's PUNK AS FUCK. It totally exposes the alienation inherent in the system.
WE SHOULD TAKE HIS REQUEST FOR KNOWLEDGE AT FACE VALUE.
Minkowski's vision of the grand tapestry of world lines in a four dimensional space-time, and Riemann's idea that the geometry of our space might be curved without our knowing it, were both essential. What we are looking for, after all, is a way to describe the arching world lines of the dancing atoms that is independent of an observer's reference frame. We have seen that acceleration is in this respect a bad criterion for detecting "real" forces. What else can we use to distinguish world lines that are "intrinsically," and not merely "apparently," curved?
Imagine drawing with a crayon on the surface of a globe. We can scribble any path we like, but we can never draw a perfectly straight line because the underlying globe itself is curved. The straightest thing we can make is part of a great circle, like a meridian or the equator. This is a path with the least possible curvature, namely that of the globe itself. Einstein's grand insight was that perhaps the intrinsic curvature of world lines is just that of the underlying geometry of the space-time in which the world lines are inscribed. And that the apparent curvature we introduce by our (observer's) jumping about is like the arbitrary scribbling departures from the straightest path we can possibly draw between two points on a globe.
According to this picture, what governs the underlying Rule of the Dance is not the apparent world-line curvature related to acceleration, which depends on the state of the observer, but the intrinsic curvature of the underlying space-time 'globe' on which the world-lines wander. That intrinsic curvature must arise from the presence of charges such as gravitational mass or electricity that in Newton's picture produce forces. Any other curvature we happen to observe is just a result of our own (observer's) particular movements, like the 'artificial' centrifugal force.
Thus the two-part scheme of physics that relates acceleration to forces and the forces to the charges and disposition of matter is not a good one. Rather we want a scheme that bypasses force and acceleration and di-rectly relates the distribution of charges to the underlying geometry of space-time. Newton's Second Law would become a statement about world-line geometry, not about forces and accelerations. That rule, if we could find it, would be the ultimate Rule of the Dance.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:53:51 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 12, 2011, 04:51:13 PM
Dok, if it's a teenager, of COURSE it's an idiot. That's like, the definition of teenager (except for yours).
But i think you're right about poptard.
Doesn't matter, anyway. Anarcho-punks are damn near as fun as teabaggers are, maybe more.
And God knows we can't get a tea party member to post at all.
Because people like you and Payne fuck it all up for everyone.
Hey, they're asking for it, being all sexy and petulantly obtuse and shit.
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 12, 2011, 04:55:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:53:51 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 12, 2011, 04:51:13 PM
Dok, if it's a teenager, of COURSE it's an idiot. That's like, the definition of teenager (except for yours).
But i think you're right about poptard.
Doesn't matter, anyway. Anarcho-punks are damn near as fun as teabaggers are, maybe more.
And God knows we can't get a tea party member to post at all.
Because people like you and Payne fuck it all up for everyone.
Hey, they're asking for it, being all sexy and petulantly obtuse and shit.
Who are we?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 04:53:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:51:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:50:34 PM
Well, learning to be functionally literate is a good first step. Next maybe we can talk about punctuation and grammar.
Then how's he going to demonstrate his rebel/punk credentials, such as they are? :lulz:
nExT hE'lL bE dOiNg ThIs
That's PUNK AS FUCK. It totally exposes the alienation inherent in the system.
:lulz:
LMNO, if he's on the interbutts to "learn", we should just send him to fucking TCC.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:56:26 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 12, 2011, 04:55:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:53:51 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 12, 2011, 04:51:13 PM
Dok, if it's a teenager, of COURSE it's an idiot. That's like, the definition of teenager (except for yours).
But i think you're right about poptard.
Doesn't matter, anyway. Anarcho-punks are damn near as fun as teabaggers are, maybe more.
And God knows we can't get a tea party member to post at all.
Because people like you and Payne fuck it all up for everyone.
Hey, they're asking for it, being all sexy and petulantly obtuse and shit.
Who are we?
We're the helpful people. The people who give you what you
want, not what you asked for. The people who know the words you use are masks for the festering scabs peeling off the sorry excuse you have for a soul. We're the fixers. The
helpers. The people who will make things
better for you, until your skin starts to soften and melt because of all the help we have to give.
Who are we?
Hello, Killjoy, I admire your persistence in the face of adversity, and therefore I will, in fact, educate yuo. At the moment, I must leave and take care of some business elsewhere, but I will address you properly when I return.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 12, 2011, 05:00:05 PM
Hello, Killjoy, I admire your persistence in the face of adversity, and therefore I will, in fact, educate yuo. At the moment, I must leave and take care of some business elsewhere, but I will address you properly when I return.
Ah, there you are! I'd wondered.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 12, 2011, 04:59:36 PM
We're the helpful people. The people who give you what you want, not what you asked for. The people who know the words you use are masks for the festering scabs peeling off the sorry excuse you have for a soul. We're the fixers. The helpers. The people who will make things better for you, until your skin starts to soften and melt because of all the help we have to give.
Who are we?
We're the robot people. We teach you to be robots. We're the people who tell you where to put it, and
when. We make things safe and happy and fun, and all at a price that our competitors can't come near! We put granny on the stairs, because the humans have to be protected.
Who are we?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:56:26 PM
Who are we?
We're the clean people. We clean up your messes, and boy are those messes something! Your messes are so huge that they cover the entire globe. But don't you fret, for a nominal fee and the price of FREEDOM
TM you can stop worrying about those messes tonight! For a limited time only and your child's future, we can blame the mess on Them! Order now, stock is limited!
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 12, 2011, 05:02:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:56:26 PM
Who are we?
We're the clean people. We clean up your messes, and boy are those messes something! Your messes are so huge that they cover the entire globe. But don't you fret, for a nominal fee and the price of FREEDOMTM you can stop worrying about those messes tonight! For a limited time only and your child's future, we can blame the mess on Them! Order now, stock is limited!
We're the clean-up people. We clean your head up. No more worrying about the government or the banks or who's minding the fort, or driving the train, or walking into the building with a suspicious package! Order today, and we'll do all the cleaning, everywhere, and there'll me no more sticky people walking up the underside of your stairwells.
Who are we?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:04:13 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 12, 2011, 05:02:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:56:26 PM
Who are we?
We're the clean people. We clean up your messes, and boy are those messes something! Your messes are so huge that they cover the entire globe. But don't you fret, for a nominal fee and the price of FREEDOMTM you can stop worrying about those messes tonight! For a limited time only and your child's future, we can blame the mess on Them! Order now, stock is limited!
We're the clean-up people. We clean your head up. No more worrying about the government or the banks or who's minding the fort, or driving the train, or walking into the building with a suspicious package! Order today, and we'll do all the cleaning, everywhere, and there'll me no more sticky people walking up the underside of your stairwells.
Who are we?
We're the shiny people. We make everything shine up all shiny and clean. See those smudges on your clothes, in the news,
those people walking's skin? Not anymore you don't! We get rid of the smudges and put good old fashioned American Values Shine(c) in its place, because that's what you deserve. Isn't it time everything in your world was Shined?
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 12, 2011, 05:11:04 PM
Who are we?
We're the
values people. We have them. You need them. We're the people who will
give it to you. We'll tell you the right™ things to think, and the right™ things to say. We've done the leg work for you. We're the offering people. We're happy to let you have the right™ values. We're the people who know that what you're thinking is wrong. The knowing people. The people who want you to be happy. Happy like us.
Who are we?
We're the janitor people. We clean and fix your fucked up thread. No need to thank us, citizen, it's why we're here. You're why we're here. And when you're gone, we'll be gone, too.
Who are we?
You fuckers ran him off.
:crankey:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:32:54 PM
We're the janitor people. We clean and fix your fucked up thread. No need to thank us, citizen, it's why we're here. You're why we're here. And when you're gone, we'll be gone, too.
Who are we?
We're the thinking people. We package all your ideas with a nice little branded bow so people know you got the good stuff. We digest every kernal of information and discard the unneccessary and the distasteful, leaving you with that gleaming tidbit of
fact you can use to trump anyone who doesn't use our brand of knowledge. We do all this thinking for you out of love, and you love us for it.
Who are we?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:53:26 PM
You fuckers ran him off.
:crankey:
Meh. He's probably in school. Computer class is over?
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 05:57:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:53:26 PM
You fuckers ran him off.
:crankey:
Meh. He's probably in school. Computer class is over?
I refuse to believe that my anarchist mentor in all things punk would allow The Man to hammer him into a desk at school.
So you SHUT UP! YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MAGICKL MOUTH!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:59:47 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 05:57:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:53:26 PM
You fuckers ran him off.
:crankey:
Meh. He's probably in school. Computer class is over?
I refuse to believe that my anarchist mentor in all things punk would allow The Man to hammer him into a desk at school.
So you SHUT UP! YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MAGICKL MOUTH!
I'm sure he's got something planned. He wouldn't be in class unless he was going to stage some sort of walk out or something.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 06:04:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:59:47 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 05:57:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:53:26 PM
You fuckers ran him off.
:crankey:
Meh. He's probably in school. Computer class is over?
I refuse to believe that my anarchist mentor in all things punk would allow The Man to hammer him into a desk at school.
So you SHUT UP! YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MAGICKL MOUTH!
I'm sure he's got something planned. He wouldn't be in class unless he was going to stage some sort of walk out or something.
STICK IT TO THE MAN!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 06:06:03 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 06:04:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:59:47 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 05:57:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:53:26 PM
You fuckers ran him off.
:crankey:
Meh. He's probably in school. Computer class is over?
I refuse to believe that my anarchist mentor in all things punk would allow The Man to hammer him into a desk at school.
So you SHUT UP! YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MAGICKL MOUTH!
I'm sure he's got something planned. He wouldn't be in class unless he was going to stage some sort of walk out or something.
STICK IT TO THE MAN!
:box: :FFF:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:59:47 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 05:57:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:53:26 PM
You fuckers ran him off.
:crankey:
Meh. He's probably in school. Computer class is over?
I refuse to believe that my anarchist mentor in all things punk would allow The Man to hammer him into a desk at school.
So you SHUT UP! YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MAGICKL MOUTH!
I'm sure he's just off bandaging his butthurt, you know he has to let us pine for his return for awhile. He'll show us!
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 06:11:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:59:47 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 05:57:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:53:26 PM
You fuckers ran him off.
:crankey:
Meh. He's probably in school. Computer class is over?
I refuse to believe that my anarchist mentor in all things punk would allow The Man to hammer him into a desk at school.
So you SHUT UP! YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MAGICKL MOUTH!
I'm sure he's just off bandaging his butthurt, you know he has to let us pine for his return for awhile. He'll show us!
See? It's exactly this sort of thing that drives away all the new blood. We have lost another quality poster because of you people.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:59:47 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 05:57:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:53:26 PM
You fuckers ran him off.
:crankey:
Meh. He's probably in school. Computer class is over?
I refuse to believe that my anarchist mentor in all things punk would allow The Man to hammer him into a desk at school.
So you SHUT UP! YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MAGICKL MOUTH!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:59:47 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 05:57:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:53:26 PM
You fuckers ran him off.
:crankey:
Meh. He's probably in school. Computer class is over?
I refuse to believe that my anarchist mentor in all things punk would allow The Man to hammer him into a desk at school.
So you SHUT UP! YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MAGICKL MOUTH!
:lulz: :lulz:
Dear Killjoy,
Regarding your inquiry about learning, I would like to use this opportunity to bestow upon you a brief lesson linguistics and sociology.
To begin, there are two linguistic approaches that I am going to tell you about, namely prescriptive linguistics and descriptive linguistics. The prescriptive method uses idealized forms and strictly adheres to the syntax and grammatical rules as they are understood (an example of this is Standard Written English). The descriptive approach instead looks at a language as it is practiced, even when it is at odds with the standard rules. I tend to favor the descriptive approach myself. Take the sentence "My momma didn't raise no dummies." Strictly speaking, were we to follow the prescriptive rules of the language, we would have to understand the meaning of this sentence to be "my mother did, in fact, raise at least one dummy". However, looking at this from the perspective one familiar with the intent of the phrase, we understand that the use of two negatives is an intensive phrase that keeps the sentence negative, rather than the two negating each other to make the statement an affirmative. I generally take the stance that if it is able to be understood, then there is no reason to correct it.
I am quite familiar with Internet trends in which conventional use of punctuation, capitalization, and other grammatical markers are left to whim. You appear to be of this persuasion, and that is fine (in a sense).
However, now I must go into the sociological aspect of this reply. You see, when one is part of a community, there are certain traditions, conventions, social mores, values, and so on and so forth that one is aware of and thereby subject to. PD is definitely a community. By ignoring the conventional use of grammar, you are in violation of the expectations and mores. You have gotten the response that one would expect, though you have not been actively dismissed as a possible contributing member just yet. The ridicule and taunting you are undergoing is a kind of defense mechanism utilized by the community in order to ensure that there is a certain level of maturity and seriousness, as well as a distinct intellectual tendency, among the population. If you respond to this treatment by modifying your writing style to accommodate these expectations, then you will likely be welcomed into the community with open arms.
I am anticipating that you will view this as some sort of "conformity", and you would be correct. However, at the same time, the Internet is full of people who disregard grammatical rules, and you are no different from them. By not conforming to the expectations of PD, you are conforming to the unwritten expectations of the Internet. Given the dearth of proper grammar to be found on the Inernet, it would not be impossible to postulate that using proper grammar is, indeed, more non-conformist than not.
I realize that this has been a rather lengthy and somewhat meandering piece, but allow me to summarize in a concise manner in case you were perturbed by the sizable wall of text: Proper punctuation and capitalization or get the ever living fuck out, motherfucker.
Love and kisses,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox.
(http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n595/Luna0219/PeeDee/Doktor.jpg)
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 11:37:25 PM
(http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n595/Luna0219/PeeDee/Doktor.jpg)
fixd
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 12, 2011, 11:15:30 PM
Dear Killjoy,
Regarding your inquiry about learning, I would like to use this opportunity to bestow upon you a brief lesson linguistics and sociology.
To begin, there are two linguistic approaches that I am going to tell you about, namely prescriptive linguistics and descriptive linguistics. The prescriptive method uses idealized forms and strictly adheres to the syntax and grammatical rules as they are understood (an example of this is Standard Written English). The descriptive approach instead looks at a language as it is practiced, even when it is at odds with the standard rules. I tend to favor the descriptive approach myself. Take the sentence "My momma didn't raise no dummies." Strictly speaking, were we to follow the prescriptive rules of the language, we would have to understand the meaning of this sentence to be "my mother did, in fact, raise at least one dummy". However, looking at this from the perspective one familiar with the intent of the phrase, we understand that the use of two negatives is an intensive phrase that keeps the sentence negative, rather than the two negating each other to make the statement an affirmative. I generally take the stance that if it is able to be understood, then there is no reason to correct it.
I am quite familiar with Internet trends in which conventional use of punctuation, capitalization, and other grammatical markers are left to whim. You appear to be of this persuasion, and that is fine (in a sense).
However, now I must go into the sociological aspect of this reply. You see, when one is part of a community, there are certain traditions, conventions, social mores, values, and so on and so forth that one is aware of and thereby subject to. PD is definitely a community. By ignoring the conventional use of grammar, you are in violation of the expectations and mores. You have gotten the response that one would expect, though you have not been actively dismissed as a possible contributing member just yet. The ridicule and taunting you are undergoing is a kind of defense mechanism utilized by the community in order to ensure that there is a certain level of maturity and seriousness, as well as a distinct intellectual tendency, among the population. If you respond to this treatment by modifying your writing style to accommodate these expectations, then you will likely be welcomed into the community with open arms.
I am anticipating that you will view this as some sort of "conformity", and you would be correct. However, at the same time, the Internet is full of people who disregard grammatical rules, and you are no different from them. By not conforming to the expectations of PD, you are conforming to the unwritten expectations of the Internet. Given the dearth of proper grammar to be found on the Inernet, it would not be impossible to postulate that using proper grammar is, indeed, more non-conformist than not.
I realize that this has been a rather lengthy and somewhat meandering piece, but allow me to summarize in a concise manner in case you were perturbed by the sizable wall of text: Proper punctuation and capitalization or get the ever living fuck out, motherfucker.
Love and kisses,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox.
OMFG Phox. That was gold. Quoted for Eternity.
Quote from: Telarus on October 13, 2011, 01:50:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 12, 2011, 11:15:30 PM
Dear Killjoy,
Regarding your inquiry about learning, I would like to use this opportunity to bestow upon you a brief lesson linguistics and sociology.
To begin, there are two linguistic approaches that I am going to tell you about, namely prescriptive linguistics and descriptive linguistics. The prescriptive method uses idealized forms and strictly adheres to the syntax and grammatical rules as they are understood (an example of this is Standard Written English). The descriptive approach instead looks at a language as it is practiced, even when it is at odds with the standard rules. I tend to favor the descriptive approach myself. Take the sentence "My momma didn't raise no dummies." Strictly speaking, were we to follow the prescriptive rules of the language, we would have to understand the meaning of this sentence to be "my mother did, in fact, raise at least one dummy". However, looking at this from the perspective one familiar with the intent of the phrase, we understand that the use of two negatives is an intensive phrase that keeps the sentence negative, rather than the two negating each other to make the statement an affirmative. I generally take the stance that if it is able to be understood, then there is no reason to correct it.
I am quite familiar with Internet trends in which conventional use of punctuation, capitalization, and other grammatical markers are left to whim. You appear to be of this persuasion, and that is fine (in a sense).
However, now I must go into the sociological aspect of this reply. You see, when one is part of a community, there are certain traditions, conventions, social mores, values, and so on and so forth that one is aware of and thereby subject to. PD is definitely a community. By ignoring the conventional use of grammar, you are in violation of the expectations and mores. You have gotten the response that one would expect, though you have not been actively dismissed as a possible contributing member just yet. The ridicule and taunting you are undergoing is a kind of defense mechanism utilized by the community in order to ensure that there is a certain level of maturity and seriousness, as well as a distinct intellectual tendency, among the population. If you respond to this treatment by modifying your writing style to accommodate these expectations, then you will likely be welcomed into the community with open arms.
I am anticipating that you will view this as some sort of "conformity", and you would be correct. However, at the same time, the Internet is full of people who disregard grammatical rules, and you are no different from them. By not conforming to the expectations of PD, you are conforming to the unwritten expectations of the Internet. Given the dearth of proper grammar to be found on the Inernet, it would not be impossible to postulate that using proper grammar is, indeed, more non-conformist than not.
I realize that this has been a rather lengthy and somewhat meandering piece, but allow me to summarize in a concise manner in case you were perturbed by the sizable wall of text: Proper punctuation and capitalization or get the ever living fuck out, motherfucker.
Love and kisses,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox.
OMFG Phox. That was gold. Quoted for Eternity.
Phoxy has a sexy brain (among other things).
Dawww. :oops:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 04:51:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 04:50:34 PM
Well, learning to be functionally literate is a good first step. Next maybe we can talk about punctuation and grammar.
Then how's he going to demonstrate his rebel/punk credentials, such as they are? :lulz:
Why, circling the A's of course.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 12, 2011, 11:15:30 PM
Dear Killjoy,
Regarding your inquiry about learning, I would like to use this opportunity to bestow upon you a brief lesson linguistics and sociology.
To begin, there are two linguistic approaches that I am going to tell you about, namely prescriptive linguistics and descriptive linguistics. The prescriptive method uses idealized forms and strictly adheres to the syntax and grammatical rules as they are understood (an example of this is Standard Written English). The descriptive approach instead looks at a language as it is practiced, even when it is at odds with the standard rules. I tend to favor the descriptive approach myself. Take the sentence "My momma didn't raise no dummies." Strictly speaking, were we to follow the prescriptive rules of the language, we would have to understand the meaning of this sentence to be "my mother did, in fact, raise at least one dummy". However, looking at this from the perspective one familiar with the intent of the phrase, we understand that the use of two negatives is an intensive phrase that keeps the sentence negative, rather than the two negating each other to make the statement an affirmative. I generally take the stance that if it is able to be understood, then there is no reason to correct it.
I am quite familiar with Internet trends in which conventional use of punctuation, capitalization, and other grammatical markers are left to whim. You appear to be of this persuasion, and that is fine (in a sense).
However, now I must go into the sociological aspect of this reply. You see, when one is part of a community, there are certain traditions, conventions, social mores, values, and so on and so forth that one is aware of and thereby subject to. PD is definitely a community. By ignoring the conventional use of grammar, you are in violation of the expectations and mores. You have gotten the response that one would expect, though you have not been actively dismissed as a possible contributing member just yet. The ridicule and taunting you are undergoing is a kind of defense mechanism utilized by the community in order to ensure that there is a certain level of maturity and seriousness, as well as a distinct intellectual tendency, among the population. If you respond to this treatment by modifying your writing style to accommodate these expectations, then you will likely be welcomed into the community with open arms.
I am anticipating that you will view this as some sort of "conformity", and you would be correct. However, at the same time, the Internet is full of people who disregard grammatical rules, and you are no different from them. By not conforming to the expectations of PD, you are conforming to the unwritten expectations of the Internet. Given the dearth of proper grammar to be found on the Inernet, it would not be impossible to postulate that using proper grammar is, indeed, more non-conformist than not.
I realize that this has been a rather lengthy and somewhat meandering piece, but allow me to summarize in a concise manner in case you were perturbed by the sizable wall of text: Proper punctuation and capitalization or get the ever living fuck out, motherfucker.
Love and kisses,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox.
:mittens:
That was great! Though I fear it was wasted, on this one.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 12, 2011, 11:15:30 PM
I am quite familiar with Internet trends
But Phox, are you aware of all internet traditions? (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-am-aware-of-all-internet-traditions)
Phox is pretty hip to the internets.
B rain(Class) 4cast4 7:27:26.25 AM Board Time
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2011, 05:37:32 AM
Quote from: Telarus on October 13, 2011, 01:50:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 12, 2011, 11:15:30 PM
Dear K
iss, Doktor D. Jennifer Phox.
OMFG Phox. That was gold. Quoted for Eternity.
Phoxy has a sexy brain (among other things).
U13 3:14:14 i doubt a "PAIR" of 44's 4:14 pdT
F14 ?Luna?
s15 EoT End of Thread : {Probably
Quote from: hirley0 on October 13, 2011, 12:08:44 PM
B rain(Class) 4cast4 7:27:26.25 AM Board Time
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2011, 05:37:32 AM
Quote from: Telarus on October 13, 2011, 01:50:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 12, 2011, 11:15:30 PM
Dear K
iss, Doktor D. Jennifer Phox.
OMFG Phox. That was gold. Quoted for Eternity.
Phoxy has a sexy brain (among other things).
U14 i doubt a "PAIR" of 44's 4:14 pdT
Action to language via the mirror neuron system (http://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=7K_-zH3RRv8C&oi=fnd&pg=PA347&dq=%22written+words%22+%22mirror+neuron%22&ots=E_WbbwkUPZ&sig=coHWO2ze5ZSBZ0jcamUue2LQzOo#v=onepage&q&f=false)
Not only are the habits of our written speech the only thing we can use to get a handle on the personality [anyone] present(s) while logged into the forum, hirly0 offers a perfect foil to the type of behavior offered by our recent guest. TALKING IN ALL CAPS is not only "shouting", it actually effects how the message is perceived by our internal "body-language" reconstruction of the message (by our mirror neurons in the motor cortex).
IT'S TRYING TO BE THE ALPHA IN THE ROOM BY WEARING STILTS.
:lol:
Where-as hirley0's mode of communications is much more along the lines of a Zen master's un[intentioned] artistic expressions (koan/poetry/ink-painting). Beautiful in it's cryptographic purity of expression, it invites the seeker down the road to the gateless Gate.
Functional links between motor and language systems (http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1460-9568.2005.03900.x/full)
Motor cortex hand area and speech: implications for the development of language (http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0028393202001793)
While I don't understand what hirley is saying most (almost all) of the time, I find it very interesting trying to figure it out. There's meaning there, it's just over my head.
All caps monkey howling? Not interesting. I have a friend with a two year old if I want that.
Quote from: trix on October 13, 2011, 08:56:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 12, 2011, 11:15:30 PM
Dear Killjoy,
Regarding your inquiry about learning, I would like to use this opportunity to bestow upon you a brief lesson linguistics and sociology.
To begin, there are two linguistic approaches that I am going to tell you about, namely prescriptive linguistics and descriptive linguistics. The prescriptive method uses idealized forms and strictly adheres to the syntax and grammatical rules as they are understood (an example of this is Standard Written English). The descriptive approach instead looks at a language as it is practiced, even when it is at odds with the standard rules. I tend to favor the descriptive approach myself. Take the sentence "My momma didn't raise no dummies." Strictly speaking, were we to follow the prescriptive rules of the language, we would have to understand the meaning of this sentence to be "my mother did, in fact, raise at least one dummy". However, looking at this from the perspective one familiar with the intent of the phrase, we understand that the use of two negatives is an intensive phrase that keeps the sentence negative, rather than the two negating each other to make the statement an affirmative. I generally take the stance that if it is able to be understood, then there is no reason to correct it.
I am quite familiar with Internet trends in which conventional use of punctuation, capitalization, and other grammatical markers are left to whim. You appear to be of this persuasion, and that is fine (in a sense).
However, now I must go into the sociological aspect of this reply. You see, when one is part of a community, there are certain traditions, conventions, social mores, values, and so on and so forth that one is aware of and thereby subject to. PD is definitely a community. By ignoring the conventional use of grammar, you are in violation of the expectations and mores. You have gotten the response that one would expect, though you have not been actively dismissed as a possible contributing member just yet. The ridicule and taunting you are undergoing is a kind of defense mechanism utilized by the community in order to ensure that there is a certain level of maturity and seriousness, as well as a distinct intellectual tendency, among the population. If you respond to this treatment by modifying your writing style to accommodate these expectations, then you will likely be welcomed into the community with open arms.
I am anticipating that you will view this as some sort of "conformity", and you would be correct. However, at the same time, the Internet is full of people who disregard grammatical rules, and you are no different from them. By not conforming to the expectations of PD, you are conforming to the unwritten expectations of the Internet. Given the dearth of proper grammar to be found on the Inernet, it would not be impossible to postulate that using proper grammar is, indeed, more non-conformist than not.
I realize that this has been a rather lengthy and somewhat meandering piece, but allow me to summarize in a concise manner in case you were perturbed by the sizable wall of text: Proper punctuation and capitalization or get the ever living fuck out, motherfucker.
Love and kisses,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox.
:mittens:
That was great! Though I fear it was wasted, on this one.
Most likely true. Ah well.
Looks like either it got scared off, or it was Poptart. If it was Poptart, though, I would have expected it to triumphantly out itself at the end of the day.
I think you were right about it being new to trolling, but got scared off or lost interest in us.
all his posts yesterday were made within a 2-hour window
so I bet it has something to do with his class schedule
No Computer Science III on Thursdays.
Quote from: Cramulus on October 13, 2011, 04:18:03 PM
all his posts yesterday were made within a 2-hour window
so I bet it has something to do with his class schedule
That could be, too.
I didn't see anything particularly vehement, either, just a bunch of joking around and busting the guy's balls.
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 13, 2011, 04:19:45 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 13, 2011, 04:18:03 PM
all his posts yesterday were made within a 2-hour window
so I bet it has something to do with his class schedule
That could be, too.
I didn't see anything particularly vehement, either, just a bunch of joking around and busting the guy's balls.
It hit so many tropes in such a short span of time that it came off like it was reading them out of a list or handbook, and then disappeared right after we brought up that it was trolling.
Which could totally be coincidence, of course.
intentional or not, this thread is funny as hell
I think we were really bored yesterday, it was great timing. :p
Quote from: Cramulus on October 13, 2011, 04:43:44 PM
intentional or not, this thread is funny as hell
I think we were really bored yesterday, it was great timing. :p
It was brilliant timing.
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2011, 04:57:44 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 13, 2011, 04:43:44 PM
intentional or not, this thread is funny as hell
I think we were really bored yesterday, it was great timing. :p
It was brilliant timing.
It crossed my mind that it had to be one of y'all, bored off your skull and fucking around. I dismissed the thought, figured you'd be better at it.
Quote from: Luna on October 13, 2011, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2011, 04:57:44 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 13, 2011, 04:43:44 PM
intentional or not, this thread is funny as hell
I think we were really bored yesterday, it was great timing. :p
It was brilliant timing.
It crossed my mind that it had to be one of y'all, bored off your skull and fucking around. I dismissed the thought, figured you'd be better at it.
I wouldn't be surprised. Especially one of the infrequent but longtime posters.
Lets just say, based on his server address, it'd have to be a poster at high school. Not impossible, just unlikely.
Quote from: Cain on October 13, 2011, 06:06:10 PM
Lets just say, based on his server address, it'd have to be a poster at high school. Not impossible, just unlikely.
Ah, OK.
Quote from: Cain on October 13, 2011, 06:06:10 PM
Lets just say, based on his server address, it'd have to be a poster at high school. Not impossible, just unlikely.
Was just a thought.
(http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110815.gif)
Quote from: Cainad on October 14, 2011, 11:30:50 PM
(http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110815.gif)
:lulz: