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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Captain Utopia on March 21, 2011, 02:17:12 PM

Title: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Captain Utopia on March 21, 2011, 02:17:12 PM
Hey Nigel, you rock, and I missed you!
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: LMNO on March 21, 2011, 02:18:24 PM
Posting ITT.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 02:20:42 PM
Posting ITT.  It's good to have you back, but I'm sorry things got rocky for you.

So  :) and  :sad:
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 21, 2011, 02:23:42 PM
Welcome Back!!!   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 21, 2011, 02:23:56 PM
i think i missed a few episodes of the PD story arc, so i don't know what happened.
but i can say that i missed your presence on the board lately, and i'm glad you're not gone.
:)
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: President Television on March 21, 2011, 02:52:35 PM
Nigel is very cool, and is, in fact, LIKE UNTO A GODDESS. Surely her return heralds the dawning of  a new age of Discordia.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on March 21, 2011, 03:01:12 PM
yay nigel is back!
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 21, 2011, 03:17:21 PM
YAY NIGEL!
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Freeky on March 21, 2011, 03:35:03 PM
Nigel is back? Awesome!! :D
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Richter on March 21, 2011, 03:35:59 PM
Good to have ya back :)
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2011, 04:17:52 PM
Thanks guys! Stop it!
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: LMNO on March 21, 2011, 04:18:28 PM
Ah!  Ok...  Fuck you!
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2011, 04:19:44 PM
That's better. :)
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Cuddlefish on March 21, 2011, 05:10:37 PM
Man, I'm so far out of the loop, it's silly.

I wasn't aware you were gone, but it's nice to know that you're back.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 05:11:46 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 21, 2011, 05:10:37 PM
Man, I'm so far out of the loop, it's silly.

I wasn't aware you were gone, but it's nice to know that you're back.

Well, to be fair, you just ain't been right since Richter shoved your head through the ceiling.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Luna on March 21, 2011, 05:13:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 05:11:46 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 21, 2011, 05:10:37 PM
Man, I'm so far out of the loop, it's silly.

I wasn't aware you were gone, but it's nice to know that you're back.

Well, to be fair, you just ain't been right since Richter shoved your head through the ceiling.

We thought that might get the creative juices flowing again...  Get some new music out of him...

I haven't even heard of another show since then, though.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 05:14:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 05:13:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 05:11:46 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 21, 2011, 05:10:37 PM
Man, I'm so far out of the loop, it's silly.

I wasn't aware you were gone, but it's nice to know that you're back.

Well, to be fair, you just ain't been right since Richter shoved your head through the ceiling.

We thought that might get the creative juices flowing again...  Get some new music out of him...

I haven't even heard of another show since then, though.

Dimo's goal is to work the Holiday Inn Ballroom in a pastel tuxedo.

Dimo and the Smooth Tones.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Cuddlefish on March 21, 2011, 05:20:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 05:11:46 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 21, 2011, 05:10:37 PM
Man, I'm so far out of the loop, it's silly.

I wasn't aware you were gone, but it's nice to know that you're back.

Well, to be fair, you just ain't been right since Richter shoved your head through the ceiling.

To be even fair-er, I aint been right since long before that...

Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 05:13:01 PM
I haven't even heard of another show since then, though.

We've had a couple small gigs I didn't think were worth advertising. We have a decent gig lined up April 2nd, I believe, at Firehouse 13.

An aside, while we've been playing shows consistantly, we did the math and figured that we haven't practiced since August of '09. But, my guitarist is converting his converted garage into a rehearsal space, so maybe we will bang out a few new tunes after all.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Luna on March 21, 2011, 05:23:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 05:14:25 PM

Dimo's goal is to work the Holiday Inn Ballroom in a pastel tuxedo.

Dimo and the Smooth Tones.

Fuck.  Now imma have nightmares about that.

Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 21, 2011, 05:20:14 PM

We've had a couple small gigs I didn't think were worth advertising. We have a decent gig lined up April 2nd, I believe, at Firehouse 13.

An aside, while we've been playing shows consistantly, we did the math and figured that we haven't practiced since August of '09. But, my guitarist is converting his converted garage into a rehearsal space, so maybe we will bang out a few new tunes after all.

Damn, booked up the 2nd, have paid reservations.  (Major SCA event.) 

Let us know about the small ones, maybe some of us can come make 'em bigger.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 21, 2011, 05:28:14 PM
<--APPRECIATING NIGEL

Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 04:17:52 PM
Thanks guys! Stop it!

Oops! I mean, way to spag up the Internet, nerd!
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2011, 05:34:55 PM
Quote from: Cainad on March 21, 2011, 05:28:14 PM
<--APPRECIATING NIGEL

Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 04:17:52 PM
Thanks guys! Stop it!

Oops! I mean, way to spag up the Internet, nerd!

Much better, thank you!

Now... I just broke up with Mr. Language and am entering therapy to work on my recent habit of, as E.O.T. so eloquently said, only falling for guys who have one foot in another woman's vagina. I am also working on my anger issues. That means that, if all goes well, in a few months there will be no more blood-filled teeth-gnashing Destruct-O-Nigel rage.

This is fair warning, I think. In  the meantime, if anyone is being FUCKING STUPID ON THE INTERNET, especially in the areas of epidemiology or nutrition, let me know because I have an itch to BE RIGHT.

Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Luna on March 21, 2011, 05:39:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 05:34:55 PM
...am entering therapy to work on my recent habit of, as E.O.T. so eloquently said, only falling for guys who have one foot in another woman's vagina.

Got any tips on that one?

<-- going through divorce because not-near-soon-enough-ex-husband couldn't keep his fucking pants zipped.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 05:40:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 05:34:55 PM

Now... I just broke up with Mr. Language

:sad:


Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 05:34:55 PM
and am entering therapy to work on my recent habit of, as E.O.T. so eloquently said, only falling for guys who have one foot in another woman's vagina.

:lulz:  <--- Sorry, mental image made me plotz.

Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2011, 05:54:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 05:39:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 05:34:55 PM
...am entering therapy to work on my recent habit of, as E.O.T. so eloquently said, only falling for guys who have one foot in another woman's vagina.

Got any tips on that one?

<-- going through divorce because not-near-soon-enough-ex-husband couldn't keep his fucking pants zipped.

Hahaha, no. Since I caught my now-ex  husband cheating on me and learned the Horrible Truth about our marriage, I have managed to fall in love with three different guys in a row who had an attachment or fixation on an ex. With this last one, I think he's pretty much over her at this point, but the residual baggage from that relationship got dragged into the beginning of our relationship and pretty much killed it before it got off the ground.

IN OTHER WORDS, I OBVIOUSLY HAVE ISSUES.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2011, 05:55:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 05:40:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 05:34:55 PM

Now... I just broke up with Mr. Language

:sad:


Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 05:34:55 PM
and am entering therapy to work on my recent habit of, as E.O.T. so eloquently said, only falling for guys who have one foot in another woman's vagina.

:lulz:  <--- Sorry, mental image made me plotz.



It's the best metaphor, ever.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Luna on March 21, 2011, 05:58:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 05:54:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 05:39:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 05:34:55 PM
...am entering therapy to work on my recent habit of, as E.O.T. so eloquently said, only falling for guys who have one foot in another woman's vagina.

Got any tips on that one?

<-- going through divorce because not-near-soon-enough-ex-husband couldn't keep his fucking pants zipped.

Hahaha, no. Since I caught my now-ex  husband cheating on me and learned the Horrible Truth about our marriage, I have managed to fall in love with three different guys in a row who had an attachment or fixation on an ex. With this last one, I think he's pretty much over her at this point, but the residual baggage from that relationship got dragged into the beginning of our relationship and pretty much killed it before it got off the ground.

Well, that blows.  Everybody's got baggage, but they really should be required to at least weigh it in before boarding the next plane.

(That being the reason that, despite the occasional temptation, I'm not getting myself involved in anything until I've had a good look through my OWN luggage.  I've been known to do some spectacularly stupid shit on the rebound.)
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 06:07:04 PM
When are you women going to learn?

The only way to deal with an ex is to drop him in a tar pit.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2011, 06:10:57 PM
I have to confess that I am holding out some hope to someday reconnect with Mr. Language. I have never gotten back together with anyone, ever, so it would be a first for me, but maybe if we both work out some shit on our own we'd be able to make a real go of it. He is a good one, but the baggage has to be gone.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Luna on March 21, 2011, 06:21:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 06:07:04 PM
When are you women going to learn?

The only way to deal with an ex is to drop him in a tar pit.

Once I have the last of my shit out of the house and the paperwork signed, I will not need to attempt to remain on any kind of speaking terms with him.  (We're trying to get out of this without the lawyers having EVERYTHING.)

Once everything is done, I shall endeavor to drop him in a mental tar pit, and cease to recognize that he exists.

Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 06:10:57 PM
I have to confess that I am holding out some hope to someday reconnect with Mr. Language. I have never gotten back together with anyone, ever, so it would be a first for me, but maybe if we both work out some shit on our own we'd be able to make a real go of it. He is a good one, but the baggage has to be gone.

Going back to an old relationship is like finding out the milk has gone bad, and putting it back into the fridge to see if it's any better next week.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2011, 06:57:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 06:21:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 06:07:04 PM
When are you women going to learn?

The only way to deal with an ex is to drop him in a tar pit.

Once I have the last of my shit out of the house and the paperwork signed, I will not need to attempt to remain on any kind of speaking terms with him.  (We're trying to get out of this without the lawyers having EVERYTHING.)

Once everything is done, I shall endeavor to drop him in a mental tar pit, and cease to recognize that he exists.

Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 06:10:57 PM
I have to confess that I am holding out some hope to someday reconnect with Mr. Language. I have never gotten back together with anyone, ever, so it would be a first for me, but maybe if we both work out some shit on our own we'd be able to make a real go of it. He is a good one, but the baggage has to be gone.

Going back to an old relationship is like finding out the milk has gone bad, and putting it back into the fridge to see if it's any better next week.

That is normally how I regard past relationships. Oh man, ex #2, father of my children, tried to hit on me a while back. I threw up a little in my mouth.

It's just not normally possible for me. However, in this case, nothing bad happened. Nothing really soured it. We just hit a roadblock we couldn't get past together, and we both have baggage that needs to be repaired and set aside before we can move forward. He is an awesome person, we love each other, and if we both do whatever it is we need to do in the meantime to take care of ourselves and be healthy people free from past hangups (him) and insecurities (me), I think there's a really good chance we could make things work in the future if we start over. Which is a big if... but it's not like I'm going to regret making myself a better person, no matter what happens.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:00:30 PM
Fair enough.

When my not-yet-ex said, as I was leaving the house, that he hoped we could reconcile in two or three years, I was about an inch from punching his face.  And, swordplay aside, I am NOT a violent person.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: BabylonHoruv on March 21, 2011, 07:04:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 05:34:55 PM
Quote from: Cainad on March 21, 2011, 05:28:14 PM
<--APPRECIATING NIGEL

Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 04:17:52 PM
Thanks guys! Stop it!

Oops! I mean, way to spag up the Internet, nerd!

Much better, thank you!

Now... I just broke up with Mr. Language and am entering therapy to work on my recent habit of, as E.O.T. so eloquently said, only falling for guys who have one foot in another woman's vagina. I am also working on my anger issues. That means that, if all goes well, in a few months there will be no more blood-filled teeth-gnashing Destruct-O-Nigel rage.

This is fair warning, I think. In  the meantime, if anyone is being FUCKING STUPID ON THE INTERNET, especially in the areas of epidemiology or nutrition, let me know because I have an itch to BE RIGHT.



Well that sucks.  I remember how excited you were about him.

Hopefully you get some good inspiration out of it.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2011, 07:11:47 PM
I was. And I think I had a basis for that, but the timing wasn't right. Too close to his breakup, and then I was in the way of him really dealing with that. It's never a good idea to be the rebound.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2011, 07:12:07 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:00:30 PM
Fair enough.

When my not-yet-ex said, as I was leaving the house, that he hoped we could reconcile in two or three years, I was about an inch from punching his face.  And, swordplay aside, I am NOT a violent person.

Ewwwwww.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 07:15:10 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:00:30 PM
Fair enough.

When my not-yet-ex said, as I was leaving the house, that he hoped we could reconcile in two or three years, I was about an inch from punching his face.  And, swordplay aside, I am NOT a violent person.

"WHEN I GET TIRED OF THE TRAMP, I CAN COME BACK, RIGHT?"
\
:winner:
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:15:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 07:12:07 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:00:30 PM
Fair enough.

When my not-yet-ex said, as I was leaving the house, that he hoped we could reconcile in two or three years, I was about an inch from punching his face.  And, swordplay aside, I am NOT a violent person.

Ewwwwww.

Yeah.  Sorry, you do NOT get to take a fucking vacation from a marriage, particularly not when you're planning to cruise the bowels of Lower Slutsylvania for a couple years.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2011, 07:19:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 07:15:10 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:00:30 PM
Fair enough.

When my not-yet-ex said, as I was leaving the house, that he hoped we could reconcile in two or three years, I was about an inch from punching his face.  And, swordplay aside, I am NOT a violent person.

"WHEN I GET TIRED OF THE TRAMP, I CAN COME BACK, RIGHT?"
\
:winner:

:lulz:
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:25:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 07:15:10 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:00:30 PM
Fair enough.

When my not-yet-ex said, as I was leaving the house, that he hoped we could reconcile in two or three years, I was about an inch from punching his face.  And, swordplay aside, I am NOT a violent person.

"WHEN I GET TIRED OF THE TRAMP, I CAN COME BACK, RIGHT?"
\
:winner:

Essentially, yeah, that's what he was asking.

No.

Not just no, but HELL no.

And for those of you who are around to see if I even THINK about that idiocy, if it even looks like I'm considering it, kindly pistol-whip my ass and nail me into a barrel until my brains grow back in.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: The Wizard on March 21, 2011, 10:20:35 PM
Welcome back, Nigel!  :)
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2011, 10:25:50 PM
Sanks.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 21, 2011, 10:34:47 PM
:banana:

Welcome back!

It got pretty quiet around here...
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2011, 10:48:53 PM
I'll try to keep it unquiet, if I can.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 22, 2011, 04:49:54 PM
I was just telling a friend that I miss your posts and the posts of things your children say.

I talk about internet spags like they're real people. I feel weird now.
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 22, 2011, 05:14:30 PM
Aw! :)
Title: Re: Nigel Appreciation Thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 22, 2011, 10:03:55 PM
Nigel!  :cheers: