:lulz: hxxp://www.therightperspective.org/2010/04/22/boliva-prez-eating-chicken-makes-you-gay/
Says the man who dresses like this:
(http://www.therightperspective.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Evo_Morales_Beringian_Dress.jpg)
Also I like the contradiction that chicken is full of female hormones that make you gay and bald, even though female hormones prevent and reverse male pattern baldness.
Lost in translation, maybe he meant that eating cock makes you gay.
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on September 24, 2010, 05:38:41 AM
Lost in translation, maybe he meant that eating cock makes you gay.
:mittens:
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on September 24, 2010, 05:38:41 AM
Lost in translation, maybe he meant that eating cock makes you gay.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I would probably ask you to look at his statement in the original Spanish and confirm, but this is too funny a statement to have potentially killed with facts.
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on September 24, 2010, 05:38:41 AM
Lost in translation, maybe he meant that eating cock makes you gay.
:spittake:
Duuuude I just read the article and no matter how you slice it, that guy is AWESOME.
GAY
CHICKEN
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay%20chicken
Quote from: E.O.T. on September 24, 2010, 06:39:34 AM
GAY
CHICKEN
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay%20chicken
Yeah, that sounds like closet homosexuality all the way.
"Just becuase I got off on it doesn't mean anything! IT was gay chicken dammit! GAY CHICKEN!"
Crossreference bro-job
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 06:10:13 AM
Duuuude I just read the article and no matter how you slice it, that guy is AWESOME.
It's still Evo Morales, isn't it? He's got a few good ideas, when not doing international Colonel Gaddaffi Crazy Ranting Impersonations.
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2010, 11:00:44 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 06:10:13 AM
Duuuude I just read the article and no matter how you slice it, that guy is AWESOME.
It's still Evo Morales, isn't it? He's got a few good ideas, when not doing international Colonel Gaddaffi Crazy Ranting Impersonations.
Yes.
He's some kind of crazy presidential god-king!
At the cafe where I used to work, this dude told me about his time spent in Spain for a foreign exchange program.
He was really enjoying the chicken his host family had prepared for dinner, so he exclaimed, "iMe encanta la polla!"
Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 24, 2010, 04:33:33 PM
At the cafe where I used to work, this dude told me about his time spent in Spain for a foreign exchange program.
He was really enjoying the chicken his host family had prepared for dinner, so he exclaimed, "iMe encanta la polla!"
Oh, dear!
:oops:
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2010, 11:00:44 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 06:10:13 AM
Duuuude I just read the article and no matter how you slice it, that guy is AWESOME.
It's still Evo Morales, isn't it? He's got a few good ideas, when not doing international Colonel Gaddaffi Crazy Ranting Impersonations.
Yes.
He's some kind of crazy presidential god-king!
His policies since being President include kicking the Catholic Church out of schooling, encouraging indigenous languages to be taught (he himself is of Aymara descent), re-nationalizing companies sold off under the dictatorship and stopping the eradication of coca leaves. So if he can do all that and rant about gay chickens, he's alright in my book too.
Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 24, 2010, 04:33:33 PM
At the cafe where I used to work, this dude told me about his time spent in Spain for a foreign exchange program.
He was really enjoying the chicken his host family had prepared for dinner, so he exclaimed, "iMe encanta la polla!"
:lulz: :x
Hes kind of like a toned down Fidel Castro with some good ideas.
He accused the USA of using/testing an "earthquake machine" that provoked the ones earlier this year.
While that is a pretty ridiculous accusation it should be recalled, on the other hand, that US-sponsored death squads helped take over the country in the 80s, and it is quite possible that there is not such a thing as being too paranoid when you're the leader of a South American country who has displeased the Americans and their intelligence agencies and businessmen in particular.
I know for a fact he has a twitter page, or had, let me find it.
Well yes, his position is less than ideal, but he is indeed a degree of crazy and megalomaniacal.
Shit fuck, i was thinking of Hugo Chávez, i take it all back.
Pretty much a requirement to be the leader of any country, barring maybe New Zealand or Switzerland.
Anyhow, heres as promised, but its in spanish:
http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga (http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga)
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on September 24, 2010, 10:08:23 PM
Anyhow, heres as promised, but its in spanish:
http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga (http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga)
My boyfriend says I remind him of Hugo Chávez, and that it's cute. :?
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 24, 2010, 10:23:58 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on September 24, 2010, 10:08:23 PM
Anyhow, heres as promised, but its in spanish:
http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga (http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga)
My boyfriend says I remind him of Hugo Chávez, and that it's cute. :?
You are not a chubby Hispanic male. :?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 10:26:06 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 24, 2010, 10:23:58 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on September 24, 2010, 10:08:23 PM
Anyhow, heres as promised, but its in spanish:
http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga (http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga)
My boyfriend says I remind him of Hugo Chávez, and that it's cute. :?
You are not a chubby Hispanic male. :?
It's something about my personality. :eek:
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 24, 2010, 10:30:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 10:26:06 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 24, 2010, 10:23:58 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on September 24, 2010, 10:08:23 PM
Anyhow, heres as promised, but its in spanish:
http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga (http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga)
My boyfriend says I remind him of Hugo Chávez, and that it's cute. :?
You are not a chubby Hispanic male. :?
It's something about my personality. :eek:
You have a thing for nationalizing your media?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 10:31:00 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 24, 2010, 10:30:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 10:26:06 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 24, 2010, 10:23:58 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on September 24, 2010, 10:08:23 PM
Anyhow, heres as promised, but its in spanish:
http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga (http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga)
My boyfriend says I remind him of Hugo Chávez, and that it's cute. :?
You are not a chubby Hispanic male. :?
It's something about my personality. :eek:
You have a thing for nationalizing your media?
:lulz:
On that note, lunch break ovar, back to glass hole.
Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 24, 2010, 04:33:33 PM
At the cafe where I used to work, this dude told me about his time spent in Spain for a foreign exchange program.
He was really enjoying the chicken his host family had prepared for dinner, so he exclaimed, "iMe encanta la polla!"
After that, I bet he was "muy embarazada".
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on September 24, 2010, 10:59:05 PM
Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 24, 2010, 04:33:33 PM
At the cafe where I used to work, this dude told me about his time spent in Spain for a foreign exchange program.
He was really enjoying the chicken his host family had prepared for dinner, so he exclaimed, "iMe encanta la polla!"
After that, I bet he was "muy embarazada".
:lol: classic
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2010, 10:05:25 PM
Pretty much a requirement to be the leader of any country, barring maybe New Zealand or Switzerland.
THIS
one would HAVE to be insane to take the helm of any of the nations of idiots!
HOWEVER,
the media will go out of its way to describe nation-leaders as totally insane if they're not on the "in". American media blatantly displays all other countries on video & paper as "totally nuts" for not being American.
Oh, not just American media. (Hugo, that is)