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Goofus refrains from marijuana, because it's the tool of The Machine. Galliant smokes marijuana but only when The Man isn't looking.
My mind is a pink sock.
I haven’t got any excuse, really. It’s just that it’s so hard to not break the law. Please don’t get me wrong…I agree that laws are necessary for society. It’s just that there’s so many to keep track of. I want to be a good citizen, really, I try.
But when I look back on my day, there are so many things I’ve done. Just coming here today, I exceeded the speed limit by 14%. Also, my interior light doesn’t function, which is a vehicle violation. Then I lit a smoke, which meant that for a short period of time, I didn’t have both of my hands on the wheel. At one point, I did not come to a complete stop while making a right on red. I knew that it was bad, even though there wasn’t any traffic at all, at that time of the morning.
And that was just in the first 40 minutes from leaving the house. I shudder to think what laws I broke between waking up and heading out. So while I want to tell you that I am an innocent man, I’m obviously not. I’m guilty. I’m wrong.
There’s something wrong with me. Everyone else must be able to follow all of these regulations…I mean, I know lots of people with no jail time on their records and perfectly clean drivers’ license violations. So it’s not like I’m trapped in some Kafka-esque nightmare or anything. It’s that I can’t behave. I am unsuitable for public life, in this great country full of its law-abiding citizens. Perhaps I should move somewhere else, before they lock me up for life.
But I’d probably just break laws there, too.
Okay for now,
Dok
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/27/Creation_museum_triceratops_saddle.jpg/800px-Creation_museum_triceratops_saddle.jpg
See? Dey wuz do-mess-tik!It's on jewelry, so it must be true!
http://rlv.zcache.com/jesus_christ_rides_an_awesome_dinosaur_necklace-p177487306932088038z8n8j_400.jpg
Yeah, if you're a FUCKING RETARD.
What is so hard about 65 million years of separation for these brain damaged zealots to understand? Oh right, BRAIN DAMAGE.
What I'd really like to see is them shoving these saddles so far up their asses they go back in time and get eaten by a feathered Velociraptor. And just at the moment their entrails are being ripped out, they will think, "Wait, dinosaurs didn't have feathers! This wasn't in the bible!" DAMN RIGHT IT WASN'T IN YOUR WASTE OF PULP SHIT STAINED WORSHIP ITEM. YOU GOT EATEN BY A JESUS HORSE, NOW THAT'S DIVINE COMEDY.
Of course, the shit stained waste of pulp has some comedy of it's own, aside from all the genocide that never happened. Take chapter 30 of Genesis, which has to be the most hilarious take on genetic crossing I have ever seen.Quote37 And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chestnut tree; and pilled white streaks in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods.
38 And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink.
39 And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ring-streaked, speckled, and spotted.
40 And Jacob did separate the lambs, and set the faces of the flocks toward the ring-streaked, and all the brown in the flock of Laban; and he put his own flocks by themselves, and put them not unto Laban's cattle.
41 And it came to pass, whensoever the stronger cattle did conceive, that Jacob laid the rods before the eyes of the cattle in the gutters, that they might conceive among the rods.
Only there do you find cattle crossed with spotted rods. WITH SPOTTED RODS. YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP. I wonder if we could make all these fuckers conceive before gay men, and give the world more fabulous.
Shhh, the Bible is SCIENCE!!!
BMW: British Catholic bishop compares gay marriage to legalised slavery, and doubles down on the comparison when called on it. Comments?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/27/Creation_museum_triceratops_saddle.jpg/800px-Creation_museum_triceratops_saddle.jpg
See? Dey wuz do-mess-tik!
It's on jewelry, so it must be true!
http://rlv.zcache.com/jesus_christ_rides_an_awesome_dinosaur_necklace-p177487306932088038z8n8j_400.jpg
37 And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chestnut tree; and pilled white streaks in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods.
38 And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink.
39 And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ring-streaked, speckled, and spotted.
40 And Jacob did separate the lambs, and set the faces of the flocks toward the ring-streaked, and all the brown in the flock of Laban; and he put his own flocks by themselves, and put them not unto Laban's cattle.
41 And it came to pass, whensoever the stronger cattle did conceive, that Jacob laid the rods before the eyes of the cattle in the gutters, that they might conceive among the rods.
I'm only excited if it means Elizier Yudowsky will start posting chapters of HPMoR again, to capitalize off the publicity.
And, I just feel this is necessary to point out, but unless you're a child, Rowling is not that great a writer. Or, rather, we have nothing to judge Rowling's writing intended for adults by. She seems a nice lady, and certainly patient when dealing with her insane fanbase, but her books are a hodgepodge of "you are the chosen one" fantasy, tween angst and utterly incompetent main characters.
Done!~ ^_^
http://yurito-sakari.deviantart.com/art/Enso-81833077
~Alana
this is neet
are those morning glories?
(i like morning glories... they look friendly[don't ask])
the problem with everybody being "honest" is that even honesty is a lie. for humans, the truth is way too easy to confuse with your opinion. when you're being "brutally honest," are you really telling an objective truth, or are you telling the truth as you see it? they're two different things. humans are naturally terrible at being objective, so of course we lie and manipulate. telling me to tell the truth all the time is telling me to put too much energy into people who aren't worth it.
If nothing else, a sudden overwhelming surge of honesty would be a serious mindfuck for people who are so wrapped up in the Social Game that they can no longer distinguish themselves from it.
