BMW: British Catholic bishop compares gay marriage to legalised slavery, and doubles down on the comparison when called on it. Comments?
BREAKING: BMW COMPARES ORDAINED PRIESTS TO PEDOPHILES AND ADMITS IT'S REDUNDANT WHEN CALLED ON IT.
But really, you can't take the catholic church seriously anymore. No more inqusition, no more massive papal armies. They front that contraceptives are sinful and yet no USAdian catholic listens to that. No really,
98% use contraceptives, whether that be french ticklers, pills or anything in between. They're as ineffectual as the British royal family, and not nearly as funny.
Besides, they're right in a way. Priests are gay for their god, and their work is a sort of legalized slavery to the church. HA!
Change that headline to BREAKING: CATHOLIC PRIESTS GAY SEX SLAVES TO JEHOVAH, ENJOY S&M.