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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: . on March 06, 2010, 01:59:52 AM

Title: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: . on March 06, 2010, 01:59:52 AM
He's been seeming real nice on the boards, but in reality when it's just us hanging out he seems more like this...

(http://i890.photobucket.com/albums/ac107/Nivek-Rayne/Roger.jpg)

I kind of dig this shit.
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Remington on March 06, 2010, 02:04:57 AM
Good to see that he hasn't gone soft  :lulz:

Also, nice artwork. As always  :)
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: . on March 06, 2010, 02:09:45 AM
Quote from: Remington on March 06, 2010, 02:04:57 AM
Good to see that he hasn't gone soft  :lulz:

Also, nice artwork. As always  :)

Thanks Remington.

No he hasn't gone soft.  He's crazier than ever, but he hides it really well.
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on March 06, 2010, 03:44:11 AM
i think its from all of the pills.  :lulz:

(http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/6034/original/PILLS_HERE_by_TylerTheBox.jpg)

Pills here!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: . on March 06, 2010, 03:55:10 AM
Noooooo!!!
(http://i890.photobucket.com/albums/ac107/Nivek-Rayne/left4dead-louislovespills.jpg)
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 04:11:01 AM
 :lulz:

Bullshit.  I'm fine.

Is this about that fucking Circle K clerk?
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on March 06, 2010, 04:15:39 AM
probably...   :lol:
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 04:16:37 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on March 06, 2010, 04:15:39 AM
probably...   :lol:

I was provoked. 
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: . on March 06, 2010, 04:49:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 04:16:37 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on March 06, 2010, 04:15:39 AM
probably...   :lol:

I was provoked. 

She asked you if you wanted a bag.
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 04:51:48 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on March 06, 2010, 04:49:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 04:16:37 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on March 06, 2010, 04:15:39 AM
probably...   :lol:

I was provoked. 

She asked you if you wanted a bag.

I was talking about the dude.  He was rude to the wife.

The other part was an accident.  The fine motor control isn't what it used to be.
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: . on March 06, 2010, 05:00:37 AM
Ah. I see.
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 05:02:17 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on March 06, 2010, 05:00:37 AM
Ah. I see.

It wasn't that bad, anyway.  Anyone would have done the same thing.

So why was Freeky so spazzed out about it?
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 06, 2010, 06:05:16 PM
I really want to ask..... but not if you have to kill me after....... :evil:
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 06:13:38 PM
Quote from: Khara on Hiatus on March 06, 2010, 06:05:16 PM
I really want to ask..... but not if you have to kill me after....... :evil:

All I did was nut punt the clerk and try to feed him the contents of a 2 liter bottle of coke.

It was just one of those nights, you know?  And everyone's making a big deal about it. 
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Dysnomia on March 06, 2010, 06:23:55 PM
grabbin pills?
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 06, 2010, 08:31:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 06:13:38 PM
Quote from: Khara on Hiatus on March 06, 2010, 06:05:16 PM
I really want to ask..... but not if you have to kill me after....... :evil:

All I did was nut punt the clerk and try to feed him the contents of a 2 liter bottle of coke.

It was just one of those nights, you know?  And everyone's making a big deal about it. 

Happens to the best of us my friend. 
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Freeky on March 07, 2010, 08:01:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 05:02:17 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on March 06, 2010, 05:00:37 AM
Ah. I see.

It wasn't that bad, anyway.  Anyone would have done the same thing.

So why was Freeky so spazzed out about it?

I'm high strung and unfond of violence. We've been over this.
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: the last yatto on March 07, 2010, 12:06:05 PM
maybe you need to change your battlecry
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 07, 2010, 04:34:05 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on March 07, 2010, 12:06:05 PM
maybe you need to change your battlecry

TASTY SOFT DRINKS FOR THE SOFT DRINK GOD?

Naw.
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Freeky on March 07, 2010, 04:57:13 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on March 07, 2010, 12:06:05 PM
maybe you need to change your battlecry

I did, in fact, have occasion to use it. Didn't I, Dok.  :x
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 07, 2010, 05:01:05 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 07, 2010, 04:57:13 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on March 07, 2010, 12:06:05 PM
maybe you need to change your battlecry

I did, in fact, have occasion to use it. Didn't I, Dok.  :x

I still don't see why you're so upset.
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: the last yatto on March 13, 2010, 11:33:01 AM
its the principal?
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 13, 2010, 10:30:35 PM
bump!
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Faust on May 13, 2010, 10:39:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 06:13:38 PM
Quote from: Khara on Hiatus on March 06, 2010, 06:05:16 PM
I really want to ask..... but not if you have to kill me after....... :evil:

All I did was nut punt the clerk and try to feed him the contents of a 2 liter bottle of coke.

It was just one of those nights, you know?  And everyone's making a big deal about it. 
You jerk, us clerks get nut punted on an almost weekly basis, why do you think we all look like souless drones who's emotion centres are now filled with bile, dealing with the public RUINS people.
Now if you had mercy killed him I could accept that, but torturing a rotten cabbage is just mean.
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 13, 2010, 10:40:07 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 13, 2010, 10:39:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 06:13:38 PM
Quote from: Khara on Hiatus on March 06, 2010, 06:05:16 PM
I really want to ask..... but not if you have to kill me after....... :evil:

All I did was nut punt the clerk and try to feed him the contents of a 2 liter bottle of coke.

It was just one of those nights, you know?  And everyone's making a big deal about it. 
You jerk, us clerks get nut punted on an almost weekly basis, why do you think we all look like souless drones who's emotion centres are now filled with bile, dealing with the public RUINS people.
Now if you had mercy killed him I could accept that, but torturing a rotten cabbage is just mean.

Arguably, I had no choice.
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Faust on May 13, 2010, 10:45:02 PM
I suppose us you had no choice, us clerks do bring it on ourselves. And a nut punt isn't the worst. I've been attacked with a machete, though those were just honest criminals trying to make a living and were far easier to deal with then some groups such as the over seventy geriatric biddy brigade.

I would take a nut punt over dealing with them any day.
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: BadBeast on May 13, 2010, 10:53:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 06:13:38 PM
Quote from: Khara on Hiatus on March 06, 2010, 06:05:16 PM
I really want to ask..... but not if you have to kill me after....... :evil:

All I did was nut punt the clerk and try to feed him the contents of a 2 liter bottle of coke.

It was just one of those nights, you know?  And everyone's making a big deal about it. 

"And sometimes, Tuscon comes to you" :lulz:
Title: Re: Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...
Post by: Freeky on May 13, 2010, 11:01:13 PM
Ohshit, I remember that night now.

Lol, doweling rods!