Just happened a couple of minutes ago. I'd forgotten what it felt like. Was fun!
Happy fuckin birthday
step into the limousine
Snort a line of white shit
Throw up on a beauty queen
Could have been a soldier
Could have killed a mockingbird
Got 'em on the outside
Got 'em on the ropes, man
Fire in the sky
didn't help you to forget
when all the sounds of summer
are the sirens of regret
Teacher broke the rules
when she told you 'bout the atom bomb
Johnny played the fool
Juggling fistfuls of uranium
The needle gets broken
and the bones get bent
Hiding in the back
pleading guilty to the innocent
Hell freezes over
and the dead get up and dance
Could have been a hero
but you never got the chance
And they all fall down
singing "glory to the government"
Fingers on the trigger
and the lipstick on the medicine
This is what you waited for
this is why you came to me
Drowning in the future
Mister Mediocrity
Go back in your cave, man
wrap it in security
This is what you wanted
This is why you came to me
Never getting out, son
gonna have to stay in there
Happy fuckin birthday
Find a pretty dress to wear
:mittens:
Woot! Now that's a birthday, and a fine poem!
The first verse made me hork coffee out of my nose. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2015, 08:39:40 PM
The first verse made me hork coffee out of my nose. :lulz:
All an armchair poet could ever ask :lulz:
Completely deserved :mittens:
Oh wow. Serious case of :mittens: right there.
Excellent!