Because questions aren't very useful.
It's not a boil.
Boils are not iridescent, so no it isn't.
Yes, unprotected contact with such material has been known to cause odd and smelly growths.
This is why we avoid copulating with aliens made of exotic matter.
That wasn't a question.
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 27, 2010, 09:59:27 PM
This is why we avoid copulating with aliens made of exotic matter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QYkrp44us
This is releant
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 27, 2010, 09:59:27 PM
This is why we avoid copulating with aliens made of exotic matter.
You can't trust exotic matter, only local.
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[/obvious 1]
Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh!
[/obvious 2]
ANAL.
Well, it isn't exactly like the "out of context" thread. But I can see where you might get confused.
Sure they're safe -- 9 out of 10 doctors smoke them!
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 28, 2010, 12:29:27 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 27, 2010, 09:59:27 PM
This is why we avoid copulating with aliens made of exotic matter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QYkrp44us
This is releant
Yep... That just happened.
:lulz::hi5::vom:
Because there were 6 kittens in the litter, and only room for five in the sack.
Because no one told me not to.
Well, it isn't going to clean itself.
Quote from: RWHN on June 29, 2010, 05:35:42 PM
Well, it isn't going to clean itself.
Well, it isn't going to suck itself.
It was on fire when I got here.
I was just looking after it for a mate, I didn't even ask him what it was !
I don't know where all the blood came from, and the midget was dead when I got here.
Quote from: Nigel on June 29, 2010, 09:51:41 PM
I don't know where all the blood came from, and the midget was dead when I got here.
I was just vacuuming the carpet, naked, and I tripped over the cat! And when I got up, all you could see was the tip of his tail. Now pull!
Because with friends like these who needs anemones?
Quote from: RWHN on June 30, 2010, 08:26:36 PM
Because with friends like these who needs anemones?
:lulz: Finding Nemo...
Because you don't need to poke every turd that floats by, to prove that it smells of shit!
No, I have to return some videos.
I was dead at the time!
And that's why I have your mom's panties tacked to my wall.
how about a hypo-barric chamber?
There is a reason we told you to stay away from the cloning machine, but did you listen? Oh, God fuck no, you didn't!
cloning machine? what cloning machine? That was a cloning machine? Right?
Alright yes. Fine. I am your wife.
Only if you're wearing Latex gloves. If that stuff gets on your skin, you've had it.
Badbeat is particularly bad about acception.... Blah blah blsh FUCK YOU.
No. I don't think i'm stretching the idea of coincidence too far.
Good luck.
Holy turd burgler...
The colony is analytically infected...
Because I wasn't left with any other choice, really.
No... A well-ventilated area only.
shit with sugar on.
Because it hurts more!
I realise, on the face of it, the collateral damage seems to be unacceptably high, but any other course of action would have been morally repugnant, and against the greater good.
c=2
3rd Bass not 3rd Base
Because I said so and that is cause enough dammit!
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Because he's a Smartarse.
That's what the Hebrews thought.
TITCM
FYSKTB
Probably Stephen Colbert.
It's OK, no-one saw me, I was hiding in a bush.
Nope. Not even doom music.
and you thought that was piss, shame, it got in you hair.
"Because you're worth it"
No, the filmy residue isn't normal.
Ask Again Later.
Yes, of course it's acceptable.
If you live in a cave. On an isolated island. Hundreds of miles away from anybody else!
Because you "accidentally" pee on me every single time.
No. No means No.
(http://elvicities.com/~ananames/eightball.php?answer)
Because how else is such a crooked self-important ambitious prick from Chicago going to get millions of people with their own problems to vote for him?
Largely because of the soporific drugs that were added to the nation's water supplies.
Yes, 000's last post ITT is in fact changing at random.
Indeed, he IS a nerd.
The fact that I'll be dead. You would think that would be obvious
Given its already wuz.
The word 'murder' has such negative connotations. But technically, yes.
No soap radio!
Quote from: BadBeast on July 12, 2010, 07:32:29 PM
The word 'murder' has such negative connotations. But technically, yes.
:lulz:
"The word 'murder' has such negative connotations. But technically, yes."
"In essence, however, what you're saying is that nothing changed"
"And this continues..."
It's not a tumor!
No you're not an Angel, you're a Bat. Now fuck off!
The answer, I thought, was either start a religion, or never be sober again.
"Hi, I'm Mark, and when I was a kid in Alaska, somebody threw me at a moose. It was terrifying."
Because you're fucked and there isn't a damn thing that can be done about it!
Because you're never going to see me again, so it doesn't really matter.
Because it has a dead rat stuck halfway through, and the only solution is to force a cutting torch in there, before everything backs up and we have a real mess on our hands. Cutting torch > Rat carcass.
Because I make us look good.
Yes, you are insane, use it to your advantage, get help, go on a manic spree, I don't care as long as you shut the fuck up!
Because Badges is a nosy asshole who is compelled to re-stir shit when it's over. That's why.
Because we've always done it that way.
(Tie-in to previous post? You be the judge. )
Because it didn't like the bananas...
But it's only a carrot! Carrots don't have feelings!
What Does WoMan Want?
:fnord:
I'll balance you're check book, but it won't be cheap...
It's true-- you're not really as clever as you think you are.
Quote from: Ferka Zarco on July 19, 2010, 04:34:49 AM
Quote from: Bobby Campbell on July 19, 2010, 03:29:07 AM
What Does WoMan Want?
:fnord:
No. Answers only.
Yes, an Answer Indeed!
"What is the question to which life is the answer?"
Because stupid people should not be allowed to procreate!
Maybe, but not today!
Tomorrow doesn't look good either!
Quote from: Bobby Campbell on July 19, 2010, 02:13:23 PM
Quote from: Ferka Zarco on July 19, 2010, 04:34:49 AM
Quote from: Bobby Campbell on July 19, 2010, 03:29:07 AM
What Does WoMan Want?
:fnord:
No. Answers only.
Yes, an Answer Indeed!
"What is the question to which life is the answer?"
The question is, "What happens if I put
this in
there?"
Quote from: vexati0n on July 19, 2010, 03:52:29 PM
Quote from: Bobby Campbell on July 19, 2010, 02:13:23 PM
Quote from: Ferka Zarco on July 19, 2010, 04:34:49 AM
Quote from: Bobby Campbell on July 19, 2010, 03:29:07 AM
What Does WoMan Want?
:fnord:
No. Answers only.
Yes, an Answer Indeed!
"What is the question to which life is the answer?"
The question is, "What happens if I put this in there?"
I'm here! That's what happened! That's the end of the story.
-Pickles, Metalocalypse
Why yes, this thread has grown fairly dull.
What we need is MORE QUESTIONS!
:lulz:
At least I was able to sink Questions Only for a while.
We don't even have the answer to half the questions we do have yet!
So I'm afraid it's still more it's answers we need.
Answers for questions someone might ask at some point, but hasn't yet, preferably. (That will ensure that the correct questions are asked in future)
A few shotgun blasts at a tossed milk jug, dry chicken, standing naked close to the window, casually swerving over the double yellow line, and a 20 oz bottle of urine successfully hitting the tailgater's windshield.
grandmothers for lunch
23 PINEAL GLANDS LOL!
PISTILS AT DAWN!
I really have no idea why that popped into my head.
No, not if you're thinking of sticking that thing in it! This is a respectable establishment, not a goddamned petting zoo!
I don't care what anyone says, tears don't make the best lubricant.
So it's our Home, our Car, our Bed, our TV, but they're your tits. Fine.
and no, we do board, lodge or mount "animals", nor have we clearly established the noses boundary...
*holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
Wierdo!
Quote from: Cramulus on July 23, 2010, 05:47:50 PM
*holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
That was the best. troll. ever.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on July 23, 2010, 06:53:59 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 23, 2010, 05:47:50 PM
*holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
That was the best. troll. ever.
Where was it?
4chan's /b/, originally. Since the name of the board is "random", it wound up the usual basement dwellers there no end.
yeah, it's ancient copypasta which probably originated from /b/. It's my boilerplate response to forced randomness :p
The original intent was to satire Questions Only, but it seems to have actually replaced it by being even more pointless.
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 23, 2010, 07:40:17 PM
The original intent was to satire Questions Only, but it seems to have actually replaced it by being even more pointless.
It's this sort of shit that's driving everyone to cheap, knockoff benzos.
We can kill this now. It's not like people are ever going to stop posting pointless shit in questions only, or three word story redux, or the pirate ship thread, or haikus.
We are driven to dross.
It has to go somewhere. You'd rather some spag takes a dump in a psycho letter thread?
Point.
And yes, Arizona iced tea does taste a bit like White Rabbit candy.
[creating conditions of subversion so t3rrorists spoil the party, gee, go figure]
- I have a reference paper for that somewhere, to weave into emergence qua religion
Only if you promise to keep it lubricated.
because it was so high
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9387zmssuE
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on July 27, 2010, 08:22:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9387zmssuE
Ha hah!
Ha ha hah!
Hwaah hah hah haa!!!:magick:
It's used for expressing nothing
I'm sorry, that's not a hair question.
mad as a hatter I tell you...
If it looks like shit, smells like shit, feels like shit, sounds like shit, and tastes like shit, you may be too into finding the truth for your own good.
That's what she said.
dnup
I see the fnords again!
== You need voice (+v) (#discord)
dnup
I don't know what fnord is to you, but I found a handy working definition and am gonna shove it into your face
== You need voice (+v) (#discord)
dnup
If I had a voice that is
== You need voice (+v) (#discord)
dnup
Fcuk it
== You need voice (+v) (#discord)
dnup
I'm not a native english speaker, as the brightest of you might guess
== You need voice (+v) (#discord)
dnup
So there
== You need voice (+v) (#discord)
dnup
is these words that I don't understand
== You need voice (+v) (#discord)
dnup
I used to be good with them and look up what they ment
== You need voice (+v) (#discord)
dnup
But that was work
== You need voice (+v) (#discord)
dnup
So I got lazy
== You need voice (+v) (#discord)
dnup
Stopped even noticing
== You need voice (+v) (#discord)
dnup
Basically I'm a moron when speaking in english, since I don't understand shit, and also have ceased to use my own language while thinging thi stuff
== You need voice (+v) (#discord)
dnup
I might be a moron regardless.
== You need voice (+v) (#discord)
dnup
But I'm working on that
== You need voice (+v) (#discord)
dnup
Anyway, fnord for me is a word I don't understand.
== You need voice (+v) (#discord)
dnup
and I'm set to destroy every single one of those fuckers!
== You need voice (+v) (#discord)
True, true, true. It HAS crossed my mind before, but who has time to ponder beyond a passing thought here and there? Besides, everyone who knows the answer is dead, so we will just sit here, sip our full cream milk, screech at the neighbours every hour and ponder some more.
The answer is less important than the question.
Five doors down on the left, the other left
what answer are you looking for?