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Lets use our MOABS http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/munitions/moab.htm
and i speak Spanish, but not alot

http://humour.200ok.com.au/xmas_santareplies.html


stupid children

we used to have mountain lions, but my neighbor shot it, so the others ran off or something

Fire and Brimstone isn't very cost effective, use guns 

edit: spell mistake

why didn't you do this a week ago when i was doing a fascism report for school?

either way it was interesting, thanks Cain 

Holy Hell Batman!, what the hell is that?

i thought napalm was gas and stryofoam

fight a bear w/ the bear attack kit from S&W
http://www.smith-wesson.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=11101&storeId=10001&productId=49906&langId=-1&parent_category_rn=15707&isFirearm=Y

if the chainsaws are duct tapped to my hands, how am i supposed to refuel them?

damn, the chimps are getting smarter. i think we should start a chimp genocide program.

also i saw a tree kill a skunk yesterday. i don't know if the tree can move, but i could use some advice just in case.

You know she's not a real doctor, right? She's just some bint who gets off on examining poop and vegetables.

that sounds like a fun job

i just always thought that matter was everything and it didn't matter if god made it or if he was made from it

that whale one is good   

lol that was great