Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Topics - Faust

Pages: 1 2 3 4 [5]
Apple Talk / This Forum...
« on: March 29, 2009, 12:29:19 am »
Is now a post apocalyptic wasteland.

These sickos will CANNIBALiIZE your pasty ass.
You want to survive? FIND YOURSELF A CREW! Find people who will watch your back.
You people want to go it alone, fine, chances are you are going to get picked off and flamed one by one.

Or Kill Me / Tomorrow
« on: February 22, 2009, 03:36:03 am »
And in the News Today the Acting director of the republic of hell made a plea to world leaders to end apartheid and embargos held between earth and the infernal realm, talks have resumed, however the catholic church has again reiterated its position stressing that industry exploitation of Hells cheap labor cannot be allowed.

In the Burberry hills, the worlds largest and most glamorous council estate, candlelight vigils are being held this evening for Jade Goodie below a forty foot screen featuring Live coverage of the big brother Oncology ward. Press Red now to catch up with the latest events in Jade Goodie's endgame.

Health: Recent scientific studies have shown that there is a 69% probability that this generations lack of identity or outstanding characteristics may be due in part, to it lacking the attention span to define itself.

Excerpt from an interview today with Lord Protector from the house of cards, on the topic of climate and change:
"We live in a world that leaves nothing to the imagination, Sensory Junkies and Generation XXX dominate an existence where every experience is available on tap.
Where every moment of each minute of every day must be a climax, an absence of anticipation. Where foreplay was killed in a crime of passion. Where the context between the lines is erased, deemed superfluous and forgotten after reading. When serial punch-lines are fired at you and everyone else seems to get the joke. Where is  the substance? Where is the rest of the story?
The nineties put a gun to our collective head and fired, a hollow point bullet, as hollow as everything else these days, only now as we approach the end of the decade is it ripping out the other side.

They call us politicians corrupt? incompetent? afraid to act? We are just a symptom of the times, the only difference between us is You all chose us (for whatever unfathomable reason), but we're stuck with you. You want my place? Take a stand! Great armies will rise up to meet your call to topple us, if you shout loud enough of course. Your word will topple nations, they will call you Kahn, or pharaoh or whatever takes your fancy. Do you think it will make you happy? Once the satisfaction fades, all thats left is you, chained to the job, alone. Go back to sleep, turn off your phone, ignore them when they call you for the revolution, it will probably be on again some other day as it is."

Discordian Recipes / Butter beans
« on: May 09, 2008, 06:14:49 pm »
whats a good way to cook butter beans, so far I have chopped tomatoes, onions, garlic, dill, salt and pepper, and at a friends suggestion an orange rind to put in the beans sauce

Techmology and Scientism / actually cool looking holograms
« on: April 10, 2008, 09:32:33 pm »
fully 3d using a rotating mirror.

as soon as this has a hot chick reading me the news I will be happy.

Techmology and Scientism / Brass etching and electroplating
« on: March 20, 2008, 08:51:57 pm »
Really cool and cheap way to put a pattern onto brass.
Gonna try this out on monday when I can get copper sulphate solution from the college.

Techmology and Scientism / Magnetic subdermals
« on: March 16, 2008, 02:07:24 am »

allows a person to feel a sensation in their fingertips when they are passing over something ferromagnetic.
Would love to try this out.

Literate Chaotic / word
« on: January 11, 2008, 03:20:01 pm »

Discordian Recipes / Tzatziki and burger wrap
« on: January 04, 2008, 01:05:56 am »
I got bored tonight so I wanted to eat something a bit healthier then my usual dinner so I made some Tzatziki and a burger and stuck it in a wrap.
Tzatziki is a yogurt/garlic sauce and is really easy to make and is fairly good for you.
for the meal you need
  • a cucumber
  • thick plain yogurt(Greek style is what most places sell it as)
  • olive oil
  • garlic
  • any meat of your choice but the less juice/salt in it the better
  • a pita or a wrap of some kind but bread will do if you don't have any
  • vinegar(optional depending on taste)

How food make)
  • skin the cucumber and then grate the inside into a bowl.
  • squeeze the bits until all the excess waste is gone
  • mix them into the yogurt
  • add a dash of olive oil, if you want you can also add a small amount of vinegar
  • mix again until it the oil is well absorbed
  • crush a garlic clove, you may only want half a clove if you are not a fan of garlic. if you dont have a crusher(like me) chop the clove into very tiny pieces
  • mix it into the yogurt and stir for a couple of minutes
  • you have to leave it stand for about 10-15 min in the fridge
  • cook whatever meat you want in the wrap, I used a burger on the grill till all the juice was gone out of it
  • warm pita/wrap/bread in oven/grill/toaster.
  • combine meat+pita+tzatziki and eat

Pages: 1 2 3 4 [5]