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Apple Talk / Re: Poping in to say hi
« on: February 07, 2010, 03:51:45 pm »
but am having fun

That's the important part.

We Doktors must keep our priorities straight.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 03:28:23 pm »
We do this shit for science, FP.  You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
Ah, point.  Only a fool is afraid of the inevitable march of progress.

This is the right attitude, young FP.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:42:20 am »
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in.  :sad:

That was just the scum from the bbq brush.  Well, mostly.

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.  I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.

http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html

If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.

We will set his follow-up appointment for Friday at about 7pm. Will this be good for you, Doktor?

3 weeks from Friday, Nurse, if you please.  I have to assemble this thing.

Alright, Doktor, follow-up appointment is set for Friday the 26th, at 7pm.

Very good.  Lure him with that cheap shit vodka, if you must.  It's only $11.98/liter.  What we don't wind up pouring down his throat can be used to kill the scorpions under the house.

Yes, Doktor. The plan will be set.

Excellent.

Now I am off to bed.  Good night, Nurse Mayhem.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:41:40 am »
D:



Nuuuuuu! :x

Very well.  John would be a better test subject, anyway.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:40:45 am »
This:
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in.  :sad:

And this:
I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.

Answer this:
And who's afraid of Doktor Howl? 

(+1)

FP,
A fuckin' nobody  :sad:

We do this shit for science, FP.  You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:39:20 am »
I'm here if you need a consult. Or a test subject.

Well, Doktor, what I really need is a means of determining the correct strobe for causing a human being to lose control of his/her bowels.  Trial and error would take far too long, I fear.

Any assistance you can render in this regard would be most appreciated.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:37:33 am »
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in.  :sad:

That was just the scum from the bbq brush.  Well, mostly.

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.  I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.

http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html

If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.

All that is too complicated for me, but it sounds like fun. I think.

You just point and click, Freeky.

We could try it on that little dust mop you carry around.  It won't hurt him.

D: You can't have my puppy! I just got him!

It won't hurt him.  You can use it to house break him.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:36:57 am »
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in.  :sad:

That was just the scum from the bbq brush.  Well, mostly.

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.  I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.

http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html

If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.

We will set his follow-up appointment for Friday at about 7pm. Will this be good for you, Doktor?

3 weeks from Friday, Nurse, if you please.  I have to assemble this thing.

Alright, Doktor, follow-up appointment is set for Friday the 26th, at 7pm.

Very good.  Lure him with that cheap shit vodka, if you must.  It's only $11.98/liter.  What we don't wind up pouring down his throat can be used to kill the scorpions under the house.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:30:58 am »
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in.  :sad:

That was just the scum from the bbq brush.  Well, mostly.

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.  I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.

http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html

If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.

All that is too complicated for me, but it sounds like fun. I think.

You just point and click, Freeky.

We could try it on that little dust mop you carry around.  It won't hurt him.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:29:31 am »
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in.  :sad:

That was just the scum from the bbq brush.  Well, mostly.

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.  I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.

http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html

If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.

We will set his follow-up appointment for Friday at about 7pm. Will this be good for you, Doktor?

3 weeks from Friday, Nurse, if you please.  I have to assemble this thing.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Fusion, FUSION!!!
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:28:37 am »
Okay, this is a BIT of the future we were promised.

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Apple Talk / Re: Meyers-Briggs Personality Type
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:24:14 am »
ENTJ  - "Field Marshall". The basic driving force and need is to lead. Tend to seek a position of responsibility and enjoys being an executive. 1.8% of total population.

So I'm a control freak.  Who knew?   :lol:

i'm an ENTJ too - i think this is largely contributes to dissappointment in others.

In what way?

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:21:11 am »
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in.  :sad:

That was just the scum from the bbq brush.  Well, mostly.

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.  I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.

http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html

If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:18:08 am »
Am I still supposed to be trying to kill you, or do I try to kill Payne now that he's the new Holy Man?

You never did answer this.

The Good Reverend Roger is dead.  It is of no use to kill him.

By all means, kill Payne.  He deserves it, the fry-salting bastard.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:16:43 am »
I'm sure he'll get over it. Although, I'm not quite sure if he'll ever look the same after using that barbecue brush on his face.

He won't scar.  I was very careful.

Why yes, of course, after all, you ARE a doktor.

And who's afraid of Doktor Howl? 

Fuckin' nobody.

muhaha

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