The following lines will come as absolutely no surprise to anyone on this board who is familiar with either me, or my "antics"... but here it is anyway, naked and ugly:
You know how people say "stupid people never realize they're stupid"?
(People do say that, don't they? I didn't just make that up, did I?)
Well, I realized today that I am stupid. Perhaps not stupider than everyone, I like to think I've got one up on George W Bush, perhaps... but then he was the President of a large major country, while I spend my time creating pithy tweets, occasionally creating idiotic humor reviews of bad movies, and arguing with people through a computer monitor then becoming huffy over the results and eating an entire box of Ritz crackers.
I know things, but don't put them together well; I hear people speak and take a completely different meaning than most other people do; My opinions are either embarrassingly homogenous or flagrantly inappropriate; I quite possibly use semicolons incorrectly.
Ladies and gentleman, my name is Hoopla and I am dumb.
But, is realizing this a step in the right direction?
You know how people say "stupid people never realize they're stupid"?
(People do say that, don't they? I didn't just make that up, did I?)
Well, I realized today that I am stupid. Perhaps not stupider than everyone, I like to think I've got one up on George W Bush, perhaps... but then he was the President of a large major country, while I spend my time creating pithy tweets, occasionally creating idiotic humor reviews of bad movies, and arguing with people through a computer monitor then becoming huffy over the results and eating an entire box of Ritz crackers.
I know things, but don't put them together well; I hear people speak and take a completely different meaning than most other people do; My opinions are either embarrassingly homogenous or flagrantly inappropriate; I quite possibly use semicolons incorrectly.
Ladies and gentleman, my name is Hoopla and I am dumb.
But, is realizing this a step in the right direction?