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Shit Alty I just caught this conversation. I'm sorry to hear of your rough times.

Thanks. I will be all right.

You had better be, young man!

I don't wanna fuck around with dreams anyway. At worst case that's basically the same as fucking around with your computers filing mechanism when you have no idea what you're doing.

Yeah, if dreams are your brain's way of taking out the trash, why the fuck would you monkey with it?

Odds are, you'll just wind up with the trashman on strike and your head full of garbage.

It would start leaking out your various orifices in a glompy manner.

It would not look 'smart casual' at all.

My neighbors already make signs against the evil eye when I walk out of my house.  No need to push things.

Um, well, yes...Actually there's a real need to push things.  But not with some pseudo-Zen woo.

"Push things with your truck, not your mind"

I don't wanna fuck around with dreams anyway. At worst case that's basically the same as fucking around with your computers filing mechanism when you have no idea what you're doing.

Yeah, if dreams are your brain's way of taking out the trash, why the fuck would you monkey with it?

Odds are, you'll just wind up with the trashman on strike and your head full of garbage.

It would start leaking out your various orifices in a glompy manner.

It would not look 'smart casual' at all.

I don't wanna fuck around with dreams anyway. At worst case that's basically the same as fucking around with your computers filing mechanism when you have no idea what you're doing.

Shit Alty I just caught this conversation. I'm sorry to hear of your rough times.

That makes me really uncomfortable for some reason I don't understand.

It looks like they're at a festival, but they're actually on a shaker belt at a Food Company^TM factory (you know the one, the guys with that cheery little jingle "OUR FOOD IS SLOP BUT YOU WILL EAT AND LIKE IT OR ELSE"). Yeah, they're on the shaker belt which is sorting out the good'uns from the wrong'uns and the just plain unseemly ones.

We all know what happens to the latter, but no one has ever told me what happens to the good'uns.

Related, and only posted in open bar previously:

I've been trying to find a picture which sums up my reaction to the OP in a visual format.  I think this expresses my feelings best:

I'm fairly certain I had a dream not long ago when I was doing that to myself. It's why I came back to PD - to tell everyone about it.

Especially since Dingo sacrificed his standing here for journalistic integrity.

Not true.  It wasn't journalistic integrity, it was "control".

Which he thought everybody was trying to wrest from him by refusing to participate because Uncle BadTouch was involved.

It is ultimately his project, and he can maintain whatever control he wants over it.

That control comes at a cost though. Not the least which of being that Roger is probably one of the most notable contemporary Discordian thinkers, and Uncle BadTouch being an anomaly.

I mean, yeah, if he wants to show the very obscure dark side of Discordia and call it journalistic integrity, then, ok.

But he is automatically cutting himself off from relevancy in the process.

Balls.  Roger is one asshat among many asshats.  Thing is, he cut off 80% of the asshats, to please a pedo cult leader.

How does this affect my shares in RogerCorp?

Supply of Roger^TM has never been so low, whilst we are in the midst of unprecedented demand. The basic economics are there for a canny individual to make an absolute killing on the trading floor. But let's talk about why investment in RogerCorp is a good long-term play.

Roger^TM is an aspirational product that promises to fundamentally change the way the American public looks at their daily entertainment, nutritional, educational and back hair related needs. It satisfies a niche in the market not covered by tinned foodstuffs, over the counter medication and over 90% of magazine publications. Roger^TM's patented technology is highly unlikely to be developed by our competitors for at least 15 years, by which time we will have established an unshakable foothold and fundamentally shifted the paradigm of the great American publics perception of life, death and even money.

It's so necessary for our glorious future that investing in RogerCorp should be legally required at this point.

I don't see a fire suppression system.

Or enough blast plating on the delicate cistern and bowl area, which will be required to keep the explosive structure (that would be you) stable during the expulsion event. This instability could result in violent and sudden veering off of desirable launch trajectories, endangering local population centres and critical infrastructure.

That is a lot of paper, but I highly recommend not forging with your insane plan.

They never send a thank-you card.

Fucking ingrates, they are.

FUCK ALL THE BASTARDS.

Make it stop! 

This is exactly what Pixie said.

"Is that the guy from Creed? Oh god. Make it stop!  "