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Saw The Passion.

Fliegender kinder schei?üe!!!!!!!!!!!

Most disturbing film I've ever seen.

Starts at the garden and just is a graphic blood bath until his death.

Not much dialog or clever new ground broken adding insight like Last Temptation.

Bloody flesh ripping images over and over making Hellraiser look like a Shirley Temple film.

Wierd astistic license scenes of little kids chasing Judas, and a Raven pecking the bad theif on the cross that doubted Christ.

It was just awkwardly written with good cinematography.

and a brutal portrayal of JC getting the shit kicked out of him.

Bad guys all were obvious, ugly, and had bad teeth.

No duality or reality with the pharisees either.

Don't recomend. Borderline nausiating and pointless.

Jesus may save,but only Eris gives you a 23% return on your initial investment daily.

I always heard it was Jesus saves but Gretsky scores on the power play.

*Canadian translation*

Jesus fucked with the clerics of his day and really pissed them off.

He hung out  with a wild bunch and hookers.

Didn't have much of a sense of humor apparently, close,  but took himself too seriously for discordianism though.

Still made quite a stir though, too bad what he said has setlled to the bottom of the barrel.

Time for another stir me thinks.

?¨And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change,?ñ?Æ


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Thanks for the affirmation and the latte.

Doesn't even need to be caffinated, with my Atomic love, energy level is not a problem.

Carries swooning goddess to our room, closes door and........


What?


Did all of you think you'd get more than that?

Use your imaginations all our friends.

*Sighs deeply knowing our destinies have merged*

*Takes hand*

"Shall we now retire to chambers my love?"

*Kisses deeply*

My dearest Atomic Eris Von Tartarus Assasin....

You who have stomped nightengales, and porcupines with me....

Have danced the passion of one thousand dancers.....

Have stood undaunted in my light, and I in yours....

Have prooved yourself my equal,

My friend

My lover

My assassin.

You who have trod the paths of the cabbages to find a place free from grey faceness....

May I eternmally defend you against the cabbages, and encourage you to remain the enlightened anti-cabbage..

by being your discordian betrothed?

*kneels fully and produces ring*

and to become your Tao Jones Von Tartarus?

May I accept your kind offer, and offer you in return not only my allegiance but a partnership?

*kisses to seal the first deal*

*Begins to kneel to ready himself for the 2nd*

"That sounds very official and promising, but the dance, my god the dance.

I think it's more than business for me, I think I've finnaly found my equal!"

.....you know, benefits, profit sharing, union, health coverage, I assume I'd be stationed in Za Fazerland, zzzzzo, I imagine all that will be covered.

anyway.....


Where do I sign!!!!!!!!

*hands grip waist firm but gentle as both eyes deeply meet*

If it means being at your side day and night?

Of course.


(Is there a dental plan?)

*returns deep kiss, and pulls bodies together*

"You have problems with cabbages you say?"

"May I be of some assistance?"

"You seem not some fawning fraile thing, but an equal capable of holding her ground"

"I feel strangley drawn to you my dear"

"I must admit, due to my persona, and outstanding ability to slay cabbages, most women find me intimating or unapproachable, yet no you. You seem quite comfortable with me"

*releases one arm and spins wildly, evicting all dancers from the floor, as spotlight strikes to follow mad couple across the floor, and lights dim.*