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Principia Discussion / Hi
« on: September 16, 2020, 09:43:28 pm »
Hi

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Apple Talk / Re: Some people really suck
« on: June 19, 2019, 01:43:00 am »
https://youtu.be/xIIJHiKhIRE

Sorry to have to take it there... eris' spirit moved me.

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Apple Talk / Re: Jessica
« on: June 12, 2019, 10:43:06 pm »
Cain is very much correct.  If it's in any archive, I started out as "yoiz".  I don't know who this Benaclypse fellow is, but he sounds like a jerk.

Hi not so new but new to me people.

ZBS isn't new.  He used to be Benaclypse.  This is his annual shit drizzle of addled bullshit he brings every year when he goes off his meds.

I'm fairly sure Benaclypse was another person. His punctuation and grammar were better, for one. I'm also pretty sure he once said ZBS was as annoying as shit, during one of his more lucid moments.

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Apple Talk / Re: Jessica
« on: June 12, 2019, 01:07:42 am »
Hey folks,
Full transparency here..
I am neither a ninja or a troll.. if you had that suspicion, I suggest you consult with doc, or someone like that.
Whosehisface is right.. I'm kinda schizo..
But this shit made me laugh   :fnord:
All hail discordia!  (In the right time, with the right people of course ✌) :fnord:

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Apple Talk / Re: Jessica
« on: June 11, 2019, 12:44:20 am »
So at what point does it become less about discordia and more about internet skills?

Quote from: Faust
link=topic=38657.msg1428330#msg1428330 date=1560209011
I definitely clicked that.

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Apple Talk / Re: Jessica
« on: June 11, 2019, 12:22:08 am »
Erg, I shouldn't have had that double helping.. there really are no words.

It's so fucking delightfully ironic; isn't it  :kingmeh:

I don't even like this forum and feel like I should say "Fuck off with this shit."

Then again, pissing off Discordians is pretty Discordian. I should know. Apparently I've been doing it for quite some time.

Fuck off with this shit.

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Apple Talk / Re: Jessica
« on: June 11, 2019, 12:18:06 am »
It's so fucking delightfully ironic; isn't it  :kingmeh:

I don't even like this forum and feel like I should say "Fuck off with this shit."

Then again, pissing off Discordians is pretty Discordian. I should know. Apparently I've been doing it for quite some time.

Fuck off with this shit.

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Apple Talk / Jessica
« on: June 10, 2019, 10:17:42 pm »

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Apple Talk / Re: ?!
« on: May 29, 2019, 10:59:38 pm »
So, if I could, I'll leave you with this:
I think he's about 98% right about it.. but I do think if the 10% or so of people who don't vote, but actually give a shit did; we'd be having a very different conversation. I wouldn't be writing these words right now  :cry:

https://youtu.be/ILQepXUhJ98

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Apple Talk / Re: ?!
« on: May 29, 2019, 10:34:06 pm »
And, well , furthermore- it gets to the point of anger and base arguing- and that is not something I really want to be around.  I grew up around too much of it.

Como te llamas?

There's also the possibility of developing a nice opiate addiction? You could tell them I drove you to it.
Too bad they don't still do lobotomies. Eh, doc?


This entire thread is a slam poetry reading.
It's enough to make one consider converting from discordianism to alcoholism.

so what’s your excuse?

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Apple Talk / Re: ?!
« on: May 29, 2019, 10:29:12 pm »
Como te llamas?

There's also the possibility of developing a nice opiate addiction? You could tell them I drove you to it.
Too bad they don't still do lobotomies. Eh, doc?


This entire thread is a slam poetry reading.
It's enough to make one consider converting from discordianism to alcoholism.

so what’s your excuse?

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Apple Talk / Re: ?!
« on: May 29, 2019, 10:14:08 pm »
There's also the possibility of developing a nice opiate addiction? You could tell them I drove you to it.
Too bad they don't still do lobotomies. Eh, doc?


This entire thread is a slam poetry reading.
It's enough to make one consider converting from discordianism to alcoholism.

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Apple Talk / Re: ?!
« on: May 29, 2019, 02:47:08 pm »
What, me boring?

Maybe if you dressed up as a giant golf club with googly eyes you could be the mascot of the PGA?

They who?

You are boring.

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Its "le fonz"

Goddamn it, we missed another opportunity to be enlightened by the Master

This is all your fault. We could have changed our ways and impressed him, but nooo, we just had to be insipid.

The biggest disappointment is that he's so much cooler than us in every dimension - he doesn't have time to post here with asshats like us. Like the fonzie. Shows up, blows everybody's mind with the realm of philosophy, and mythology. Leaves. And we have to pay the bill!

Okay, back to the gross lotus position. Waiting for the next Master to come.

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