http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/14/iowa-republican-says-government-illegitimate-declares-herself-u-s-senator/
Note: Put on your goggles, caps, and gloves before reading.
I've bumped her up to an Acolyte in the Great Church of the Ungrateful Undead of Eris Kallisti. We'll see how she earns her place.
Hey, you can't type! You're a dog!
Ever since Professor Mu-Chao got Planet X named Planet Eris, us Discordian American Princesses have been taking over.