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Title: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 12, 2020, 09:00:03 PM
I had months of the fuckers saved. I was legitimately getting to them. Some of them were only going to be useful after I got myself stable, some were working towards stability. All gone.

All because my VPN magically used a banned server and got me banned from the forum. (Thanks Faust for figuring out the obvious solution, feeling dumb as hell over here!)

Someone make me a "all my homies hate" meme with SMF as the fill-in-the-blank, I can't find a generator and I'm on mobile so I can't do it by hand.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Freeky on June 17, 2020, 02:19:15 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/bYqAD3J.png)
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 17, 2020, 02:52:27 PM
If I wait long enough, Faust always closes the super-secret VPN tunnel and it's all right back where it used to be.


And, kewl meme freeky!


ETA


BOW-WOW-WOODS!


(We doing bidnes)
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Cain on June 20, 2020, 11:32:11 PM
I shall press F to pay my respects to your tabs.

F

See?
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 20, 2020, 11:42:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 20, 2020, 11:32:11 PM
I shall press F to pay my respects to your tabs.

F

See?

You're a week late. I don't even give a fuck about the loss now.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 12:41:06 AM
Quote from: altered on June 20, 2020, 11:42:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 20, 2020, 11:32:11 PM
I shall press F to pay my respects to your tabs.

F

See?

You're a week late. I don't even give a fuck about the loss now.
Fuck you too
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 12:43:32 AM
Break your fucking neck bitch
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 01:20:41 AM
I don't give a fuck what your brain worms are saying, you want to step the fuck back and seriously consider the wisdom of threatening me. Over a joke. In my own thread. About my own fucking tabs.

I will give you a single chance at not becoming my new hobby: flounce now.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 01:27:17 AM
What does flounce mean?
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 01:32:10 AM
Dance or move on, bitch.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 01:38:37 AM
That's it, blues and yells north 2C coming for thee! >:D
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 02:39:57 AM
You have made a terrible mistake.

The magnitude of your mistake will only become known to you in time.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 03:03:22 AM
Looking through icepegasus/LuciferX/proword's web history, he has a habit of doing this. Someone makes it clear they don't like him much. Name change, then about a week later he starts trolling. Usually, this follows with a ban, though not here.

In cases where a ban follows, he'll either graduate to spam or direct hacking attempts. (If he feels slighted, he lashes out.) He's a bit more than a script kiddie, but I feel safe: a VPN and a mobile device do a lot of work for security when your threat model is one obsessed dipshit.

The forum, however, might not be so safe.

I was able to match his past activity despite such a common username by finding common interests, typing style (though he's degraded dramatically over the past eight years, likely due to heavy drug abuse judging by his forum activity) and recurring "catchphrases".

He does not have many friends. He has a habit of getting into a community deep, then spewing bullshit, getting called out, and finally attempting to destroy whatever software the community runs on.

His name changes appear to happen in order to cover his tracks when he moves to the next community. I was able to trace him back to around 2007, but he's had LuciferX for a good many years (at least 2016, there's some evidence it might predate that by up to two years) and gotten lazy. Or it could be the drugs.



For the record? This is easily the most difficulty I've had tracking down usable information about a dipshit. So kudos to him for that.



EDIT: I decided to finally dig on THIS forum, and it looks like we are the earliest iteration of him using LuciferX by 2 years (2012, he uses different names everywhere else until at least 2014, and more likely 2016).

His typing degraded to its current state by 2010, apparently, because he has, as a strict rule, perfectly coherent and readable posts dating to 2009 elsewhere.

On this forum he began with degraded typing. This makes me think he was a dedicated troll, and uses variations of his typing style to separate his marks. That said, he hasn't, that I've seen, managed a streak of more than five unbroken coherent posts on the entire internet since 2011. Not four since 2014.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 03:09:06 AM
It's worth mentioning that there are only two LuciferXs as near as I can tell: one in Southeast Asia (Singapore, Thailand, Vietnam locations) and one who has no identifiable location (our boy here). This dude isn't Paul. I actually failed to find his name: again, kudos.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 03:10:05 AM
I command legions. Level u7 pod D now. Oops
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 03:46:18 AM
I hope you understand the suck that you can get into if I pick up the phone.


I have a feeling you have no idea
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 03:49:10 AM
If you're threatening me, go for it. I have a death wish. You can't do anything to me to make me materially worse off short of murdering me, so if that's what you want, let's make it happen.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 04:00:07 AM
Nono, you started this shit. And really, do you think the fuckers I know have no imagination. I think you need to meet Craig, then Moan.


ETA

Not his friend, just because that was his dominant arm
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 04:06:22 AM
Can't believe this motherfucker is gonna play internet tough guy and then leave me hanging. He should shit or get off the pot is all I'm saying.

That said, I think we have a record here: two times some addle-brained motherfuckers decide to step to me with death threats over getting called out for pushing shit too far with a deeply unstable bitch with nothing to lose in what, one week? If I can make it two flounces, we'll have a winner for sure in the "fuck internet tough guys" super heavyweight category.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 04:10:36 AM
Really? I'm going to have breakfast. You better be here when I'm back
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 04:21:26 AM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 04:10:36 AM
Really? I'm going to have breakfast. You better be here when I'm back

This, folks, is drugposting. RWHN was right. Prohibition by way of violent jackbooted punishment is a requirement to avoid these tragedies.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 05:12:07 AM
Been over an hour. Shameful, he just tells me to wait for him and then disappears. Sad little turd.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 06:09:30 AM
Look your passive aggression will not stand. Apologize to Cain, not because he needs it, but as a sign of good faith. Then we can not and say we did.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 06:18:44 AM
Quote from: altered on June 21, 2020, 03:03:22 AM
Looking through icepegasus/LuciferX/proword's web history, he has a habit of doing this. Someone makes it clear they don't like him much. Name change, then about a week later he starts trolling. Usually, this follows with a ban, though not here.

In cases where a ban follows, he'll either graduate to spam or direct hacking attempts. (If he feels slighted, he lashes out.) He's a bit more than a script kiddie, but I feel safe: a VPN and a mobile device do a lot of work for security when your threat model is one obsessed dipshit.

The forum, however, might not be so safe.

I was able to match his past activity despite such a common username by finding common interests, typing style (though he's degraded dramatically over the past eight years, likely due to heavy drug abuse judging by his forum activity) and recurring "catchphrases".

He does not have many friends. He has a habit of getting into a community deep, then spewing bullshit, getting called out, and finally attempting to destroy whatever software the community runs on.

His name changes appear to happen in order to cover his tracks when he moves to the next community. I was able to trace him back to around 2007, but he's had LuciferX for a good many years (at least 2016, there's some evidence it might predate that by up to two years) and gotten lazy. Or it could be the drugs.



For the record? This is easily the most difficulty I've had tracking down usable information about a dipshit. So kudos to him for that.



EDIT: I decided to finally dig on THIS forum, and it looks like we are the earliest iteration of him using LuciferX by 2 years (2012, he uses different names everywhere else until at least 2014, and more likely 2016).

His typing degraded to its current state by 2010, apparently, because he has, as a strict rule, perfectly coherent and readable posts dating to 2009 elsewhere.

On this forum he began with degraded typing. This makes me think he was a dedicated troll, and uses variations of his typing style to separate his marks. That said, he hasn't, that I've seen, managed a streak of more than five unbroken coherent posts on the entire internet since 2011. Not four since 2014.
If only you knew where I was when I weren't here. You would stop. This is not a game.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 06:21:36 AM
Then go for it. Stop fucking around, because I'm not. Go for it, motherfucker. Stop playing tough and start making all these moves you keep threatening.

You haven't even dropped info that makes me feel like taking you seriously yet, not that I'd act any different if you had.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 06:26:07 AM
Also, Cain is a big boy and perfectly capable of fighting his own battles, you patronizing fuck.

Not that he would have any fucking reason to be upset about something petty and silly like that, compared to some hot shot flinging death threats, IN HIS NAME, on a forum he moderates.

And one last thing. Honestly, at this point if you back down you may as well just leave the forum, because if you back down I'm gonna hound you till the day I croak. I'll summon your ghost to get your undead goddamned gizzard if I have to.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 06:28:10 AM
Quote You haven't even dropped info that makes me feel like taking you seriously yet,
What? Like you want me to doxx you or just flip shit you don't have Clarence for? Apologize or lean into the stick, bitch
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 06:33:49 AM
I'm telling you to go for it.

Because now you're threatening stuff requiring "Clarence", I assume you mean "clearance", which would make this a government hit job. Which means you are SO full of shit that you are literally a talking septic tank.

You literally could not be any more obviously an internet tough guy now. You're practically "what did you just say to me you little bitch" tier here. Get the fuck out of here and shove "Clarence" up your ass.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 06:34:49 AM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 06:28:10 AM
Quote You haven't even dropped info that makes me feel like taking you seriously yet,
What? Like you want me to doxx you or just flip shit you don't have Clarence for? Apologize or lean into the stick, bitch

I am BEGGING for this to be newsfeed.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 06:38:48 AM
Pm me
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 06:44:16 AM
You aren't getting privacy for this. You made public threats, you are going to publicly answer for being a dumbass.

If you PM me, I'll hold off on publicly replying to your PMs until I'm sure that's not breaking rules, which I'm sure I will be given a pass on on account of this shit being stupid as fuck.

But you aren't getting privacy for your ass backwards bullshit. No sir. At most, you'll get ignored. You say your piece here in public or you eat my ass and choke on my slimy diarrhea.



Also, if you can doxx me you have powers that the entire far-right and most of the fucking government don't seem to have. So go for it. If you even get the fucking TOWN right I'll be surprised. I'll even give you a hint to get started: I'm in Texas, between Dallas and Fort Worth, a bit closer to Fort Worth.

Good fucking luck, you fucking dingus.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 07:21:15 AM
I.m in LA, you should have come to California.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 07:27:11 AM
The one time I passed through LA, I nearly got human trafficked. Fuck California, and fuck you for being the type of sleazeball motherfucker who lives there. Shit or get off the pot with your stupid, ridiculous threats already.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 07:29:38 AM
Just remember, you the one that missed in the first place. Bring it or STFU
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 07:31:06 AM
Actually, I remember, you were a bitch from the start. This ends your first round of training.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 07:46:43 AM
This dude is a fucking mess, making threats then telling ME to put up when I call his bluff. I didn't threaten anything, I just told him he made a terrible mistake. Now the truth of that statement of mine is revealed: I reveal his sordid internet history. He shows he's all powder and no lead, in public. Threatening stuff involving "Clarence" as if that wouldn't make him a laughing stock even if he were to spell it correctly. Making these threats in the name of a forum moderator, as if Cain is too frail and shy to tell me off himself.

Well. That is a series of terrible mistakes, it would appear, but I guess I didn't rule out him making more than the one, either.

What's for me to "bring" now?

I await the unspecified Clarence-requiring retribution, and I receive only tough guy bluster and ook-ook.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 08:02:08 AM
Look, your mom gave me that t-shirt. Cycle down private bitch.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 08:17:55 AM
 :lulz:

Look, you don't get to try and de-escalate, buddy. You're the one who ramped it up, and up, and up. Right up until you made a threat, you could have called this off, but now you have my attention and I am like a nasty old dog raised by Mafia hitters to tear moving vehicles apart: I don't know how to let go, even after they fucking kill me.

I'm calling you out: you have shit all you can do to me and you expended your bag of tricks. You wouldn't dare do damage to the forum, which means you don't even have my VPN's IP, let alone my phone's IP, let alone any information you could actually do a fucking thing with. That makes your whimpering and bluster not worth an iota of pestilent shit on the side of a freeway.

You are just a yapping chihuahua. You have a lot of shit to say but all the power and influence of a rotten turnip.



And from now on, every post you make is the sound of a war trumpet calling me to do battle.

I will shit all over you everywhere you go on this forum, because it's what you asked for. I will make a pest of myself in order to let it be known that you are not welcome here. Indeed, your only purpose here from this point forward is TO BE SHIT ON. Again, it's what YOU asked for, the moment you put on that ridiculous inflatable muscle suit.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 08:23:29 AM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 06:28:10 AM
Quote You haven't even dropped info that makes me feel like taking you seriously yet,
What? Like you want me to doxx you or just flip shit you don't have Clarence for? Apologize or lean into the stick, bitch

This is my new proudest moment, because he didn't fuck off afterwards. He said this shit and thought he could actually stick around.

I want this etched into a copper plate and mounted on a stone block in Ireland. Let it be the one thing for people to remember me by.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 01:44:36 PM
Do it! [i have the busy today but I am here to inform you that I just took THE perfect shit]
NOTHING STICKING AT ALL MUAHAAHHAH!
[/i]
Quote from: altered on June 21, 2020, 08:23:29 AM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 06:28:10 AM
Quote[i have the busy today but I am here to inform you that I just took THE perfect shit] You haven't even dropped info that makes me feel like taking you seriously yet,[/i]
[i have the busy today but I am here to inform you that I just took THE perfect shit]
What? Like you want me to doxx you or just flip shit you don't have Clarence for? Apologize or lean into the stick, bitch
[/i]
[i have the busy today but I am here to inform you that I just took THE perfect shit]

This is my new proudest moment, because he didn't fuck off afterwards. He said this shit and thought he could actually stick around.

I want this etched into a copper plate and mounted on a stone block in Ireland. Let it be the one thing for people to remember me by.
[/i]
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on June 21, 2020, 02:17:54 PM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 01:44:36 PM
Do it! [i have the busy today but I am here to inform you that I just took THE perfect shit]
NOTHING STICKING AT ALL MUAHAAHHAH!
[/i]
Quote from: altered on June 21, 2020, 08:23:29 AM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 06:28:10 AM
Quote[i have the busy today but I am here to inform you that I just took THE perfect shit] You haven't even dropped info that makes me feel like taking you seriously yet,[/i]
[i have the busy today but I am here to inform you that I just took THE perfect shit]
What? Like you want me to doxx you or just flip shit you don't have Clarence for? Apologize or lean into the stick, bitch
[/i]
[i have the busy today but I am here to inform you that I just took THE perfect shit]

This is my new proudest moment, because he didn't fuck off afterwards. He said this shit and thought he could actually stick around.

I want this etched into a copper plate and mounted on a stone block in Ireland. Let it be the one thing for people to remember me by.
[/i]

I'm quoting this so he can't simply delete it later.  I think he was trying to accomplish something with BBcode, but botched it horribly, and I'd prefer this be left up for posterity.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on June 21, 2020, 02:30:24 PM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 03:10:05 AM
I command legions.
Renting a few AWS instances isn't really that big of a deal.

Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 03:46:18 AM
I hope you understand the suck that you can get into if I pick up the phone.


I have a feeling you have no idea
If the quality of your posts is representative of your overall capabilities, you couldn't find your phone if it was your pocket, let alone make a prank call.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Cain on June 21, 2020, 03:02:28 PM
Quote from: altered on June 20, 2020, 11:42:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 20, 2020, 11:32:11 PM
I shall press F to pay my respects to your tabs.

F

See?

You're a week late. I don't even give a fuck about the loss now.

I was having a solemn moment of silence first.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 03:32:32 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on June 21, 2020, 02:30:24 PM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 03:10:05 AM
I command legions.
Renting a few AWS instances isn't really that big of a deal.

Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 03:46:18 AM
I hope you understand the suck that you can get into if I pick up the phone.


I have a feeling you have no idea
If the quality of your posts is representative of your overall capabilities, you couldn't find your phone if it was your pocket, let alone make a prank call.
I'm afraid you misunderstand the company I keep.  :nope:
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on June 21, 2020, 04:21:05 PM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 03:32:32 PM
I'm afraid you misunderstand the company I keep.
I understood what you were trying to say.  I was mocking you.

Do you have even the slightest idea of how silly you sound?  You can't even manage BBcode, and you're dropping threats about botnets and "tough friends"?

You have all the threat potential of a geriatric hamster.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 06:35:39 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on June 21, 2020, 04:21:05 PM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 03:32:32 PM
I'm afraid you misunderstand the company I keep.
I understood what you were trying to say.  I was mocking you.

Do you have even the slightest idea of how silly you sound?  You can't even manage BBcode, and you're dropping threats about botnets and "tough friends"?

You have all the threat potential of a geriatric hamster.


Listen, at least I'm not crawling up your ass and being a bitch about it, you torpid decimal.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 07:55:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 21, 2020, 03:02:28 PM
Quote from: altered on June 20, 2020, 11:42:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 20, 2020, 11:32:11 PM
I shall press F to pay my respects to your tabs.

F

See?

You're a week late. I don't even give a fuck about the loss now.

I was having a solemn moment of silence first.

Look, if I can feasibly complete the ritual of Haltu-Nithlei to bind the spirits of my tabs back into my phone before you get around to pressing F, it just isn't respectful anymore. New scene. You're just throwing grenades, or randomly announcing "there's nothing there." while you're left hand reaches out and grasps at thin air. You took too long and now you just have to live with that fact.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 07:57:36 PM
Oh, also: LuciferX is still trying this? How about he starts to share the power of his Clarence with the class instead? Stop threatening and start acting on those threats already, hot shot!
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 08:57:17 PM
That's it. I"m calling Germ. He's with the Mongols and LIKES going to prison. Two squares is better than one, bitch, AND mail late on Fridays you filthy normal you.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 09:05:40 PM
 :lulz:

Calling it now: "Germ" has a "thing" and can't show up. BUT BOY HOWDY IF HE COULD.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 09:28:45 PM
Look-up "Pebble beach." Hell will be at yours soon enough.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on June 21, 2020, 09:33:45 PM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 06:35:39 PM
Listen, at least I'm not crawling up your ass and being a bitch about it, you torpid decimal.
You seem to be having difficulty finding the right words to express yourself.  I imagine you intended some insult, but the effect is comical rather than offensive.

Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 08:57:17 PM
That's it. I"m calling Germ. He's with the Mongols and LIKES going to prison. Two squares is better than one, bitch, AND mail late on Fridays you filthy normal you.
Does "two squares is better than one" mean you're sending Germ after me too?  Please say yes.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 21, 2020, 09:34:04 PM
Just so we're clear. You will be his two squares.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 21, 2020, 09:42:24 PM
The person whose safety I am most concerned for now is this Germ fellow. Altered has more teeth than anyone needs.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on June 21, 2020, 09:47:30 PM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 09:34:04 PM
Just so we're clear. You will be his two squares.

...actually, that's still somewhat ambiguous.  Do you mean I am the two squares, or do I and altered count as one square each?
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Nibor the Priest on June 21, 2020, 09:50:18 PM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 09:28:45 PM
Look-up "Pebble beach." Hell will be at yours soon enough.
It appears to be a restaurant in Barton-on-Sea. Is that where Clarence works?
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Cain on June 21, 2020, 10:08:41 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on June 21, 2020, 09:47:30 PM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 09:34:04 PM
Just so we're clear. You will be his two squares.

...actually, that's still somewhat ambiguous.  Do you mean I am the two squares, or do I and altered count as one square each?

Try dancing with each other. If it turns into square-dancing, you'll have your answer.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 10:19:27 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 21, 2020, 09:42:24 PM
The person whose safety I am most concerned for now is this Germ fellow. Altered has more teeth than anyone needs.

This is true. It's hard to believe until you see it in person but I just have teeth falling out of my face on a daily basis. Right now, I use them to shave the Texas squirrels, but once I'm out of Texas? Well, I've been wanting to get into music for awhile and I like the sound of big band jazz. Gonna make me a toothba.




Also, we still haven't seen hide nor hair of LuciferX's Clarence.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 21, 2020, 10:25:26 PM
I've received an unexpected flood of curiosity about why I would shave Texas squirrels with my teeth.

First of all, not everything in Texas is bigger, but everything in Texas is worse.

These squirrels ARE bigger, and also look like ferrets on stilts wearing fursuits made of steel wool.

If you try and shave a Texas squirrel with a normal razor like you might do in California or Oregon, you will end up with a broken razor and a bloody, angry squirrel.

Teeth are the right size (small), easy to sharpen, and just hard enough to cut through the tough outer coat of a Texas squirrel. I happen to be blessed with a large supply of them, but it is my understanding that less fortunate beings in Texas must carry a pair of pliers around in case they are accosted by squirrels.

Thank you for your questions, I won't be answering any more of them.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 22, 2020, 02:15:47 AM
Coming up on 24 hrs since dipshit decided to threaten me and so far all we've seen is criminal stupidity in public.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Cain on June 22, 2020, 02:42:50 AM
Asking around for Clarence and Germ be like (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlZ1xpm2h1k).
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 22, 2020, 04:14:02 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 22, 2020, 02:42:50 AM
Asking around for Clarence and Germ be like (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlZ1xpm2h1k).
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2020, 05:09:46 AM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 03:46:18 AM
I hope you understand the suck that you can get into if I pick up the phone.


I have a feeling you have no idea

I'd better not see any shit like this ever again.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2020, 05:11:23 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 21, 2020, 09:42:24 PM
The person whose safety I am most concerned for now is this Germ fellow. Altered has more teeth than anyone needs.

Well, except EoC.  He always needs more teeth.

Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 22, 2020, 05:29:25 AM
This guy managed to take this shit so far, and thinks he can just blend back in now. Trying to laugh with the class.

Problem is, LuciferX, you made one terrible mistake after another and now you are on the hook for Clarence and Germ. Craig and Moan should show up too, we need a good old barbershop quartet out of this whole trainwreck.

I want them to show up. Come on. Put your Clarence to work already.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2020, 06:37:19 AM
I lost track of who is who.  I thought Proword was Planeswalker.

:lulz:

Not that it matters.  One more threat out of his deranged ass and it's sorted.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 22, 2020, 07:47:00 AM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 06:28:10 AM
Quote You haven't even dropped info that makes me feel like taking you seriously yet,
What? Like you want me to doxx you or just flip shit you don't have Clarence for? Apologize or lean into the stick, bitch

It's okay, because we still have this absolute GEM. Look at that. It's a work of fucking art. Absolutely crystalline, pure internet tough guy. Vague threats of govt involvement, mention of doxxing, trying to provoke me to escalate despite being the one with all the bluster, inability to type a goddamn thing correctly.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Ari on June 22, 2020, 01:44:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2020, 06:37:19 AM
I lost track of who is who.  I thought Proword was Planeswalker.

:lulz:

Not that it matters.  One more threat out of his deranged ass and it's sorted.

Dok, i .. wut?
Yeah, i had my weird moments back in the days, i took my shit for it, and i grew - but i was nothing like this fucknut here, nor am i anything like the person who was nothing like this fucknut.

Been trying to find something meaningful to post, in between the fucking irl shitstorms, something that might be up to par for this forum...
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 22, 2020, 03:27:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2020, 05:11:23 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 21, 2020, 09:42:24 PM
The person whose safety I am most concerned for now is this Germ fellow. Altered has more teeth than anyone needs.

Well, except EoC.  He always needs more teeth.


Doc has deh vision.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 22, 2020, 03:29:39 PM
Quote from: altered on June 22, 2020, 07:47:00 AM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 06:28:10 AM
Quote You haven't even dropped info that makes me feel like taking you seriously yet,
What? Like you want me to doxx you or just flip shit you don't have Clarence for? Apologize or lean into the stick, bitch

It's okay, because we still have this absolute GEM. Look at that. It's a work of fucking art. Absolutely crystalline, pure internet tough guy. Vague threats of govt involvement, mention of doxxing, trying to provoke me to escalate despite being the one with all the bluster, inability to type a goddamn thing correctly.
I hope you enjoyed yourself while you were sitting there "taking care of things."
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 22, 2020, 03:31:32 PM
Also, one more passive aggressive stunt from altered and it's Kurt.
:horror:
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Faust on June 22, 2020, 03:36:56 PM
Again with the threats even after Roger told you not to?

Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 22, 2020, 03:40:50 PM
Quote from: altered on June 22, 2020, 07:47:00 AM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 06:28:10 AM
Quote You haven't even dropped info that makes me feel like taking you seriously yet,
What? Like you want me to doxx you or just flip shit you don't have Clarence for? Apologize or lean into the stick, bitch

It's okay, because we still have this absolute GEM. Look at that. It's a work of fucking art. Absolutely crystalline, pure internet tough guy. Vague threats of govt involvement, mention of doxxing, trying to provoke me to escalate despite being the one with all the bluster, inability to type a goddamn thing correctly.


I will get the three shells and send one for you TODAY (just clear the email from the RIPD server, if you have what it takes]

Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 22, 2020, 03:41:52 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 22, 2020, 03:36:56 PM
Again with the threats even after Roger told you not to?
I can call what and who I want. We got away from you lot so we have rights, you know
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Faust on June 22, 2020, 04:10:49 PM
Quote from: proword on June 22, 2020, 03:41:52 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 22, 2020, 03:36:56 PM
Again with the threats even after Roger told you not to?
I can call what and who I want. We got away from you lot so we have rights, you know

Yes the Irish Occupation of America was hard going if I recall correctly.
You do have rights, just not according to your government, police force, infrastructure, poverty line, cartels and monopolies and companies or the systems you have built around yourself to remove your rights.

And of course, this website, which is not in America, nor does it follow American laws.

So two things: your threats are lame, and as entertaining as it would be to watch The Mongols motorcycle gang beat your ass for wasting their time complaining about an internet feud are not allowed here.
This has been a rule here since that crazy ex stalked and harassed a member here. Continue your hissy fight all you want, but do so without threats.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 22, 2020, 04:19:47 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 22, 2020, 04:10:49 PM
Quote from: proword on June 22, 2020, 03:41:52 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 22, 2020, 03:36:56 PM
Again with the threats even after Roger told you not to?
I can call what and who I want. We got away from you lot so we have rights, you know

Yes the Irish Occupation of America was hard going if I recall correctly.
You do have rights, just not according to your government, police force, infrastructure, poverty line, cartels and monopolies and companies or the systems you have built around yourself to remove your rights.

And of course, this website, which is not in America, nor does it follow American laws.

So two things: your threats are lame, and as entertaining as it would be to watch The Mongols motorcycle gang beat your ass for wasting their time complaining about an internet feud are not allowed here.
This has been a rule here since that crazy ex stalked and harassed a member here. Continue your hissy fight all you want, but do so without threats.


First, you are right. Second, I'm sorry you feel threatened, because I like you. Let me know if you need backup because, you know, altered.


Also, would kindly advise people not to ask for gang signs, if they don't want gang signs.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 22, 2020, 04:25:55 PM
except, your wrong about the Mongols, Germ really is my boy. We did time together so you know how it is. Make no assumption, boy.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Faust on June 22, 2020, 04:42:21 PM
And we are back to name calling Boy? It's better then threatening people which you have been explicitly asked not to. Just because Altered goads you doesn't entitle you to ignore the rules of the board, you dont threaten other members, they don't threaten you: Please give me some indication that this is clear to you
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2020, 04:56:44 PM
Quote from: Ari Atari on June 22, 2020, 01:44:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2020, 06:37:19 AM
I lost track of who is who.  I thought Proword was Planeswalker.

:lulz:

Not that it matters.  One more threat out of his deranged ass and it's sorted.

Dok, i .. wut?
Yeah, i had my weird moments back in the days, i took my shit for it, and i grew - but i was nothing like this fucknut here, nor am i anything like the person who was nothing like this fucknut.

Been trying to find something meaningful to post, in between the fucking irl shitstorms, something that might be up to par for this forum...

No, this is just me being old and senile and conflating two people with new monikers and has nothing to do with you.

You can post any old thing you like, by the way.  You'll be amazed what sticks.  Hell, the Nessies monstrosity started out as a half page wank and turned into 300 pages of amazing.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 22, 2020, 04:57:43 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 22, 2020, 04:42:21 PM
And we are back to name calling Boy? It's better then threatening people which you have been explicitly asked not to. Just because Altered goads you doesn't entitle you to ignore the rules of the board, you dont threaten other members, they don't threaten you: Please give me some indication that this is clear to you
Alles clar.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on June 22, 2020, 04:59:58 PM
Quote from: proword on June 22, 2020, 04:25:55 PM
except, your wrong about the Mongols, Germ really is my boy. We did time together so you know how it is. Make no assumption, boy.

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 22, 2020, 05:01:34 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on June 22, 2020, 04:59:58 PM
Quote from: proword on June 22, 2020, 04:25:55 PM
except, your wrong about the Mongols, Germ really is my boy. We did time together so you know how it is. Make no assumption, boy.

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe


Tell me about it.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2020, 05:02:26 PM
Quote from: proword on June 22, 2020, 04:19:47 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 22, 2020, 04:10:49 PM
Quote from: proword on June 22, 2020, 03:41:52 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 22, 2020, 03:36:56 PM
Again with the threats even after Roger told you not to?
I can call what and who I want. We got away from you lot so we have rights, you know

Yes the Irish Occupation of America was hard going if I recall correctly.
You do have rights, just not according to your government, police force, infrastructure, poverty line, cartels and monopolies and companies or the systems you have built around yourself to remove your rights.

And of course, this website, which is not in America, nor does it follow American laws.

So two things: your threats are lame, and as entertaining as it would be to watch The Mongols motorcycle gang beat your ass for wasting their time complaining about an internet feud are not allowed here.
This has been a rule here since that crazy ex stalked and harassed a member here. Continue your hissy fight all you want, but do so without threats.


First, you are right. Second, I'm sorry you feel threatened, because I like you. Let me know if you need backup because, you know, altered.


Also, would kindly advise people not to ask for gang signs, if they don't want gang signs.

I am going to make this as clear as I can, so there are no misunderstandings:

If you make another direct threat, I will ban you. 

I am only issuing this warning as a courtesy because you've been here since forever, but after the three incidences we have had, that goes under the big six rules (threats and/or the potential causing of legal trouble for Faust.)

You can get all excited about this and call people "boy" or otherwise get all excited about this as much as you please.  It will make no difference whatsoever, because I don't care how mad you are or how important to your self-image this posturing may be.  I am at the moment as emotionally engaged in this as is my dog, and my dog doesn't give a fuck.

Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 22, 2020, 05:06:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2020, 05:02:26 PM
Quote from: proword on June 22, 2020, 04:19:47 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 22, 2020, 04:10:49 PM
Quote from: proword on June 22, 2020, 03:41:52 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 22, 2020, 03:36:56 PM
Again with the threats even after Roger told you not to?
I can call what and who I want. We got away from you lot so we have rights, you know

Yes the Irish Occupation of America was hard going if I recall correctly.
You do have rights, just not according to your government, police force, infrastructure, poverty line, cartels and monopolies and companies or the systems you have built around yourself to remove your rights.

And of course, this website, which is not in America, nor does it follow American laws.

So two things: your threats are lame, and as entertaining as it would be to watch The Mongols motorcycle gang beat your ass for wasting their time complaining about an internet feud are not allowed here.
This has been a rule here since that crazy ex stalked and harassed a member here. Continue your hissy fight all you want, but do so without threats.


First, you are right. Second, I'm sorry you feel threatened, because I like you. Let me know if you need backup because, you know, altered.


Also, would kindly advise people not to ask for gang signs, if they don't want gang signs.

I am going to make this as clear as I can, so there are no misunderstandings:

If you make another direct threat, I will ban you. 

I am only issuing this warning as a courtesy because you've been here since forever, but after the three incidences we have had, that goes under the big six rules (threats and/or the potential causing of legal trouble for Faust.)

You can get all excited about this and call people "boy" or otherwise get all excited about this as much as you please.  It will make no difference whatsoever, because I don't care how mad you are or how important to your self-image this posturing may be.  I am at the moment as emotionally engaged in this as is my dog, and my dog doesn't give a fuck.


You know I don't want to get banned. And there will be no more threats of me calling my boys for emotional support.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Ari on June 22, 2020, 05:16:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2020, 04:56:44 PM
Quote from: Ari Atari on June 22, 2020, 01:44:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2020, 06:37:19 AM
I lost track of who is who.  I thought Proword was Planeswalker.

:lulz:

Not that it matters.  One more threat out of his deranged ass and it's sorted.

Dok, i .. wut?
Yeah, i had my weird moments back in the days, i took my shit for it, and i grew - but i was nothing like this fucknut here, nor am i anything like the person who was nothing like this fucknut.

Been trying to find something meaningful to post, in between the fucking irl shitstorms, something that might be up to par for this forum...

No, this is just me being old and senile and conflating two people with new monikers and has nothing to do with you.

You can post any old thing you like, by the way.  You'll be amazed what sticks.  Hell, the Nessies monstrosity started out as a half page wank and turned into 300 pages of amazing.

I can do half a page of wank, but i tend to squirt outside of the margins.
This shitstorm though, it does remind me of "ye olden days" -- i am suprised they are still able to post.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on June 22, 2020, 05:23:45 PM
Quote from: proword on June 22, 2020, 05:01:34 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on June 22, 2020, 04:59:58 PM
Quote from: proword on June 22, 2020, 04:25:55 PM
except, your wrong about the Mongols, Germ really is my boy. We did time together so you know how it is. Make no assumption, boy.

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe

Tell me about it.

You are pathetic in your ridiculousness.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2020, 05:32:29 PM
Quote from: Ari Atari on June 22, 2020, 05:16:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2020, 04:56:44 PM
Quote from: Ari Atari on June 22, 2020, 01:44:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2020, 06:37:19 AM
I lost track of who is who.  I thought Proword was Planeswalker.

:lulz:

Not that it matters.  One more threat out of his deranged ass and it's sorted.

Dok, i .. wut?
Yeah, i had my weird moments back in the days, i took my shit for it, and i grew - but i was nothing like this fucknut here, nor am i anything like the person who was nothing like this fucknut.

Been trying to find something meaningful to post, in between the fucking irl shitstorms, something that might be up to par for this forum...

No, this is just me being old and senile and conflating two people with new monikers and has nothing to do with you.

You can post any old thing you like, by the way.  You'll be amazed what sticks.  Hell, the Nessies monstrosity started out as a half page wank and turned into 300 pages of amazing.

I can do half a page of wank, but i tend to squirt outside of the margins.
This shitstorm though, it does remind me of "ye olden days" -- i am suprised they are still able to post.

It's a trait of the Discordian community.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on June 22, 2020, 05:35:39 PM
Speaking of rules, I don't think I've actually seen a clearly enumerated list of the "big six".  When I registered, all I saw was some fairly generic boilerplate (my lurking/browsing had led me to expect there would be a list, but I didn't see one.)  What I got was:

Quote
You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law. You also agree not to post any copyrighted material unless you own the copyright or you have written consent from the owner of the copyrighted material. Spam, flooding, advertisements, chain letters, pyramid schemes, and solicitations are also forbidden on this forum.

Note that it is impossible for the staff or the owners of this forum to confirm the validity of posts. Please remember that we do not actively monitor the posted messages, and as such, are not responsible for the content contained within. We do not warrant the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information presented. The posted messages express the views of the author, and not necessarily the views of this forum, its staff, its subsidiaries, or this forum's owner. Anyone who feels that a posted message is objectionable is encouraged to notify an administrator or moderator of this forum immediately. The staff and the owner of this forum reserve the right to remove objectionable content, within a reasonable time frame, if they determine that removal is necessary. This is a manual process, however, please realize that they may not be able to remove or edit particular messages immediately. This policy applies to member profile information as well.

You remain solely responsible for the content of your posted messages. Furthermore, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless the owners of this forum, any related websites to this forum, its staff, and its subsidiaries. The owners of this forum also reserve the right to reveal your identity (or any other related information collected on this service) in the event of a formal complaint or legal action arising from any situation caused by your use of this forum.

You have the ability, as you register, to choose your username. We advise that you keep the name appropriate. With this user account you are about to register, you agree to never give your password out to another person except an administrator, for your protection and for validity reasons. You also agree to NEVER use another person's account for any reason.  We also HIGHLY recommend you use a complex and unique password for your account, to prevent account theft.

After you register and login to this forum, you will be able to fill out a detailed profile. It is your responsibility to present clean and accurate information. Any information the forum owner or staff determines to be inaccurate or vulgar in nature will be removed, with or without prior notice. Appropriate sanctions may be applicable.

Please note that with each post, your IP address is recorded, in the event that you need to be banned from this forum or your ISP contacted. This will only happen in the event of a major violation of this agreement.

Also note that the software places a cookie, a text file containing bits of information (such as your username and password), in your browser's cache. This is ONLY used to keep you logged in/out. The software does not collect or send any other form of information to your computer.


Since I was expecting said rules, I browsed around a bit, and ended up with the following:

Quote
Image bombs
Gore or porn that's posted as an image rather than a link (and that link has to be marked NSFW).
Anything outright illegal (kiddie porn, threats of physical harm, etc)
Snitching out a PD troll going on somewhere else.
Hacking the board or deliberately using an exploit to fuck up the board.
Stalking someone IRL or posting their PI, or otherwise taking the internet IRL.
Anything that all the admins can agree on as bannable (almost never happens).
Evading a prior ban (results in permanent banning, no exceptions).
Alt accounts will be banned unless we think it's funny, but the original account usually stays.

QuoteYou clearly are not familiar with how the rules about banning work here. Understandable, since you're new, but know this: You can disagree with the mods, admins, and regular members as much as you want, as long as you aren't (a) spamming links, text, or images, (b) posting images or other content that are not safe for viewing at work, (c) posting anything that could get the people in charge of the website into legal trouble, such as links to child pornography.

Unlike certain other forums, where talking back to the people in charge gets one's posting permissions withheld. Things like that do not happen here. What DOES happen is dogpiling, mockery, and vitriol, until the people involved get bored.

Is there a link to the "big six"?  Or does the above basically cover it?
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 22, 2020, 05:52:31 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on June 22, 2020, 05:35:39 PM
Speaking of rules, I don't think I've actually seen a clearly enumerated list of the "big six".  When I registered, all I saw was some fairly generic boilerplate (my lurking/browsing had led me to expect there would be a list, but I didn't see one.)  What I got was:

Quote
You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law. You also agree not to post any copyrighted material unless you own the copyright or you have written consent from the owner of the copyrighted material. Spam, flooding, advertisements, chain letters, pyramid schemes, and solicitations are also forbidden on this forum.

Note that it is impossible for the staff or the owners of this forum to confirm the validity of posts. Please remember that we do not actively monitor the posted messages, and as such, are not responsible for the content contained within. We do not warrant the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information presented. The posted messages express the views of the author, and not necessarily the views of this forum, its staff, its subsidiaries, or this forum's owner. Anyone who feels that a posted message is objectionable is encouraged to notify an administrator or moderator of this forum immediately. The staff and the owner of this forum reserve the right to remove objectionable content, within a reasonable time frame, if they determine that removal is necessary. This is a manual process, however, please realize that they may not be able to remove or edit particular messages immediately. This policy applies to member profile information as well.

You remain solely responsible for the content of your posted messages. Furthermore, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless the owners of this forum, any related websites to this forum, its staff, and its subsidiaries. The owners of this forum also reserve the right to reveal your identity (or any other related information collected on this service) in the event of a formal complaint or legal action arising from any situation caused by your use of this forum.

You have the ability, as you register, to choose your username. We advise that you keep the name appropriate. With this user account you are about to register, you agree to never give your password out to another person except an administrator, for your protection and for validity reasons. You also agree to NEVER use another person's account for any reason.  We also HIGHLY recommend you use a complex and unique password for your account, to prevent account theft.

After you register and login to this forum, you will be able to fill out a detailed profile. It is your responsibility to present clean and accurate information. Any information the forum owner or staff determines to be inaccurate or vulgar in nature will be removed, with or without prior notice. Appropriate sanctions may be applicable.

Please note that with each post, your IP address is recorded, in the event that you need to be banned from this forum or your ISP contacted. This will only happen in the event of a major violation of this agreement.

Also note that the software places a cookie, a text file containing bits of information (such as your username and password), in your browser's cache. This is ONLY used to keep you logged in/out. The software does not collect or send any other form of information to your computer.


Since I was expecting said rules, I browsed around a bit, and ended up with the following:

Quote
Image bombs
Gore or porn that's posted as an image rather than a link (and that link has to be marked NSFW).
Anything outright illegal (kiddie porn, threats of physical harm, etc)
Snitching out a PD troll going on somewhere else.
Hacking the board or deliberately using an exploit to fuck up the board.
Stalking someone IRL or posting their PI, or otherwise taking the internet IRL.
Anything that all the admins can agree on as bannable (almost never happens).
Evading a prior ban (results in permanent banning, no exceptions).
Alt accounts will be banned unless we think it's funny, but the original account usually stays.

QuoteYou clearly are not familiar with how the rules about banning work here. Understandable, since you're new, but know this: You can disagree with the mods, admins, and regular members as much as you want, as long as you aren't (a) spamming links, text, or images, (b) posting images or other content that are not safe for viewing at work, (c) posting anything that could get the people in charge of the website into legal trouble, such as links to child pornography.

Unlike certain other forums, where talking back to the people in charge gets one's posting permissions withheld. Things like that do not happen here. What DOES happen is dogpiling, mockery, and vitriol, until the people involved get bored.

Is there a link to the "big six"?  Or does the above basically cover it?


[quoted because I haven't signed—up in years, but I do check my recent posts]


Let this thread be a lesson.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on June 22, 2020, 06:16:21 PM
I kinda liked LuciferX in some ways. I have yet to see anything to like in this proword that seems to have snorted a bunch of meth cut with ground glass and bleach and taken his place.

Also being a weirdo in my pm box... didn't know it was him. it kinda isn't as far as this thread seems to show.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 22, 2020, 08:12:54 PM
LuciferX escalates to threats so fucking fast it's just fucking stupid. What's with the tough guy bullshit, numbnuts? You aren't doing a goddamn thing here and you are literally the only one who seems to have found a reason to be angry at me.

Playing defense for Cain, offering to deal with me for Faust... and yet they seem more angry at you than at me. I wonder why that might be?

Because you're fucking deranged and hallucinating? Imagining these hardass motherfuckers with fake names will handle your problems with a person on the Internet for you? Or that you can convince the government to deal with me?

You're delusional, and an idiot besides. Let's make this clear: you have no reason to be doing any of this, so this is a case of you being the problem. You aren't scary, you're a nerd turning red-faced on the Internet about some shit you seem to have hallucinated. No one is on your side here, you have everyone glaring at you like you're undressing in the middle of a grocery store to take a shit on the fresh produce.

You should just... leave. Exit stage right for a few months (or more) and hope we all forget you pulled this nonsense when (or if) you return. I have an awful memory, so there's even a chance I do forget it, but I can't speak for everyone else.

But you should definitely take a break from the forum, because right now I'm all hopped up on Clarence and Germ, and I'm not about to calm down from that. Letting them go is going to be a fraught process full of backsliding, sleepless nights, and copious drug use. Best if you just go, and let me have some "me time" with all of this.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 22, 2020, 09:20:21 PM
Also, CNO, there's another rule now: no Nazis. I think Noble and someone else have been banned under that rule?
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Cain on June 22, 2020, 09:30:45 PM
Yeah, we don't have any time for their nonsense. Go pay for your own platform to spew nonsense on, you morons.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 22, 2020, 11:16:50 PM
Well, I guess Altered is not going to get that plate after all. Shame. Hit me back up when your good and rested.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 22, 2020, 11:29:43 PM
Hey dude, if you wanna be a fucking dipshit and get your third strike for threats, PLEASE do it. I eagerly await the arrival of your morons, Craig and Germ. Or perhaps you'll use your Clarence to get the CIA on me. Or you'll doxx me. Gonna sell those doxx to Nazis, or just say you have them without ever showing a fucking word of proof?

I don't really care, I just want to see you fucking self destruct, because you're too fucking stupid to recognize that you are only making yourself look bad. How you can be so deluded as to think anyone on the forum is supporting or condoning your idiocy is beyond me, but here we are! Here YOU are.

I was being nice when I told you to leave. Because the alternative is that you reached rock bottom and decided the right move was to place an order for mining equipment.

And me? I love demolition. Particularly when it's the final act of a moron's very own Greek Tragedy.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 23, 2020, 04:49:03 AM
Responding to a call for help re: fire in condo basement, possible ANTIFA involvement.


Following lead to sub basement, abandoned clandestine operation discovered.


Was attacked by hoards of vicious bugs as photographic evidence was collected.


Files should already be on your server.


Short repetitive bursts of suppressive fire held them back for a while.
Long shots were less successful.


Now we have the plague.


We advised locals not to cross threshold, they did not listen.


I have covered myself in tar and running toward the dumpster on fire.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 23, 2020, 05:23:03 AM
No one puts Antifa in all caps but chuds. Congratulations on outing yourself as a right wing dipshit, you drug-addled pissrag.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 23, 2020, 06:01:46 AM
He's certainly made his feelings on race known in the past.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 23, 2020, 06:04:17 AM
I dont get it. Is that supposed to be a quote from Germ? Did Germ catch on fire after raiding altered's lair? IS GERM OKAY?
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 23, 2020, 06:06:24 AM
Fear not, I haven't found Germ ... yet. Also I'm not near any place with a basement, basements are a more northerly thing.

Which means Germ is lost to me, having followed bad intel to his early end.

Does that make LuciferX a murderer?
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 23, 2020, 06:55:04 AM
But no, of course not, unless of course you consider using Le WHITE ROGERS 36E BOUTON DE COMMANDE DE GAZ, cest possible, non?
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Cain on June 23, 2020, 08:02:18 AM
The guy's name is Germ. Not only is he clearly not OK, there's almost nothing you can do to him that wouldn't be an improvement on being called "Germ".
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 23, 2020, 08:37:15 AM
I don't know. Given he's meant to come after me in Texas, he could be named Veal.

Imagine for one minute all these fake ass cowboy confederate types seeing a man named Veal walking around looking for someone to do something to.

That said, I still await the use of Clarence, or the reveal of Craig, Moan and Germ.

Or LuciferX deciding to lose his fucking mind and drop another threat, because he's kind of stupid like that.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Nibor the Priest on June 23, 2020, 08:37:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 23, 2020, 08:02:18 AM
The guy's name is Germ. Not only is he clearly not OK, there's almost nothing you can do to him that wouldn't be an improvement on being called "Germ".

Does he have an Aunty Bacterial?
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 23, 2020, 08:53:55 AM
Quote from: Nyborj the Priest on June 23, 2020, 08:37:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 23, 2020, 08:02:18 AM
The guy's name is Germ. Not only is he clearly not OK, there's almost nothing you can do to him that wouldn't be an improvement on being called "Germ".

Does he have an Aunty Bacterial?

Listen, you're new here. But you need to know.

You can't just say that kind of shit. We have the PTSD about it. A horrible little man held us hostage for literal years with puns like that. The connection switches on in our brains and it's all Apocalypse Now, Independence Day, Saw.

That sort of weaponry should be saved for when you want to short circuit the room by causing everyone to yell like they're on fire, manically disrobe, and run sprinting for the nearest freeway.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on June 23, 2020, 11:38:08 AM
Quote from: Nyborj the Priest on June 23, 2020, 08:37:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 23, 2020, 08:02:18 AM
The guy's name is Germ. Not only is he clearly not OK, there's almost nothing you can do to him that wouldn't be an improvement on being called "Germ".

Does he have an Aunty Bacterial?

:mittens:
:ffs:
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 23, 2020, 04:23:50 PM
Quote from: altered on June 23, 2020, 08:53:55 AM
Quote from: Nyborj the Priest on June 23, 2020, 08:37:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 23, 2020, 08:02:18 AM
The guy's name is Germ. Not only is he clearly not OK, there's almost nothing you can do to him that wouldn't be an improvement on being called "Germ".

Does he have an Aunty Bacterial?

Listen, you're new here. But you need to know.

You can't just say that kind of shit. We have the PTSD about it. A horrible little man held us hostage for literal years with puns like that. The connection switches on in our brains and it's all Apocalypse Now, Independence Day, Saw.

That sort of weaponry should be saved for when you want to short circuit the room by causing everyone to yell like they're on fire, manically disrobe, and run sprinting for the nearest freeway.

I'm having a fucking moment here.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 23, 2020, 08:01:36 PM
Quote from: altered on June 23, 2020, 08:53:55 AM
Quote from: Nyborj the Priest on June 23, 2020, 08:37:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 23, 2020, 08:02:18 AM
The guy's name is Germ. Not only is he clearly not OK, there's almost nothing you can do to him that wouldn't be an improvement on being called "Germ".

Does he have an Aunty Bacterial?

Listen, you're new here. But you need to know.

You can't just say that kind of shit. We have the PTSD about it. A horrible little man held us hostage for literal years with puns like that. The connection switches on in our brains and it's all Apocalypse Now, Independence Day, Saw.

That sort of weaponry should be saved for when you want to short circuit the room by causing everyone to yell like they're on fire, manically disrobe, and run sprinting for the nearest freeway.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Ari on June 23, 2020, 11:45:16 PM
Quote from: altered on June 23, 2020, 08:53:55 AM
Quote from: Nyborj the Priest on June 23, 2020, 08:37:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 23, 2020, 08:02:18 AM
The guy's name is Germ. Not only is he clearly not OK, there's almost nothing you can do to him that wouldn't be an improvement on being called "Germ".

Does he have an Aunty Bacterial?

Listen, you're new here. But you need to know.

You can't just say that kind of shit. We have the PTSD about it. A horrible little man held us hostage for literal years with puns like that. The connection switches on in our brains and it's all Apocalypse Now, Independence Day, Saw.

That sort of weaponry should be saved for when you want to short circuit the room by causing everyone to yell like they're on fire, manically disrobe, and run sprinting for the nearest freeway.

It's too damn hot for wearing robes. But i can maybe manically scrape the flesh off my bones?
That might scratch the itch i had all along...
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 25, 2020, 04:21:55 AM
 :titsorgtfo: :titsorgtfo:
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 25, 2020, 05:49:47 AM
What a stunning example of a human, this piece of shit is. Everything I want to stave in with a fucking sledgehammer in one person.

LuciferX: harassment, death threats, internet tough guy bullshit, rapid name changes to hide from his recent past, chud, useless. Only being a Nazi could make him more worthy of being humiliated in public.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2020, 05:51:23 AM
Quote from: altered on June 25, 2020, 05:49:47 AM
What a stunning example of a human, this piece of shit is. Everything I want to stave in with a fucking sledgehammer in one person.

LuciferX: harassment, death threats, internet tough guy bullshit, rapid name changes to hide from his recent past, chud, useless. Only being a Nazi could make him more worthy of being humiliated in public.

FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT.

In 2014, he was licking Pope Ludicrous's ass while PL was ranting about race and referring to a member of this board as "my nigress".

Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2020, 05:52:00 AM
Quote from: Ari on June 23, 2020, 11:45:16 PM
Quote from: altered on June 23, 2020, 08:53:55 AM
Quote from: Nyborj the Priest on June 23, 2020, 08:37:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 23, 2020, 08:02:18 AM
The guy's name is Germ. Not only is he clearly not OK, there's almost nothing you can do to him that wouldn't be an improvement on being called "Germ".

Does he have an Aunty Bacterial?

Listen, you're new here. But you need to know.

You can't just say that kind of shit. We have the PTSD about it. A horrible little man held us hostage for literal years with puns like that. The connection switches on in our brains and it's all Apocalypse Now, Independence Day, Saw.

That sort of weaponry should be saved for when you want to short circuit the room by causing everyone to yell like they're on fire, manically disrobe, and run sprinting for the nearest freeway.

It's too damn hot for wearing robes. But i can maybe manically scrape the flesh off my bones?
That might scratch the itch i had all along...

It's 112 here and everyone died.  :cry:
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on June 25, 2020, 05:56:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2020, 05:51:23 AM
Quote from: altered on June 25, 2020, 05:49:47 AM
What a stunning example of a human, this piece of shit is. Everything I want to stave in with a fucking sledgehammer in one person.

LuciferX: harassment, death threats, internet tough guy bullshit, rapid name changes to hide from his recent past, chud, useless. Only being a Nazi could make him more worthy of being humiliated in public.

FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT.

In 2014, he was licking Pope Ludicrous's ass while PL was ranting about race and referring to a member of this board as "my nigress".

Hmm. You're right.

Now that you've told me THAT, only being a Nazi could make him more deserving. I haven't heard him call for genocide yet but it's really just a matter of time, considering.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: minuspace on June 25, 2020, 07:34:58 AM
Quote from: altered on June 25, 2020, 05:56:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2020, 05:51:23 AM
Quote from: altered on June 25, 2020, 05:49:47 AM
What a stunning example of a human, this piece of shit is. Everything I want to stave in with a fucking sledgehammer in one person.

LuciferX: harassment, death threats, internet tough guy bullshit, rapid name changes to hide from his recent past, chud, useless. Only being a Nazi could make him more worthy of being humiliated in public.

FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT.

In 2014, he was licking Pope Ludicrous's ass while PL was ranting about race and referring to a member of this board as "my nigress".

Hmm. You're right.

Now that you've told me THAT, only being a Nazi could make him more deserving. I haven't heard him call for genocide yet but it's really just a matter of time, considering.


Yeah, about that. There was someone calling himself a REAL REAL discordian that I spent some time with. Literally even had the tattoo. Saw him in footage with RAW, seemed legit... We even wrote a book together, I can link to it. Thing is he kinda disappeared. Is that who we talking about. Let's call him "Dolphin Sitter"


[he has disappeared before, but I must admit this time I'm slightly worried]
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on June 25, 2020, 01:53:31 PM
Quote from: minuspace on June 25, 2020, 07:34:58 AM
Yeah, about that. There was someone calling himself a REAL REAL discordian that I spent some time with. [...] Thing is he kinda disappeared.

[he has disappeared before, but I must admit this time I'm slightly worried]

I'm sure he's just fine.

He probably cut off contact with you because he became tired of your idiotic blathering.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Ari on July 01, 2020, 10:33:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2020, 05:52:00 AM
Quote from: Ari on June 23, 2020, 11:45:16 PM
Quote from: altered on June 23, 2020, 08:53:55 AM
Quote from: Nyborj the Priest on June 23, 2020, 08:37:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 23, 2020, 08:02:18 AM
The guy's name is Germ. Not only is he clearly not OK, there's almost nothing you can do to him that wouldn't be an improvement on being called "Germ".

Does he have an Aunty Bacterial?

Listen, you're new here. But you need to know.

You can't just say that kind of shit. We have the PTSD about it. A horrible little man held us hostage for literal years with puns like that. The connection switches on in our brains and it's all Apocalypse Now, Independence Day, Saw.

That sort of weaponry should be saved for when you want to short circuit the room by causing everyone to yell like they're on fire, manically disrobe, and run sprinting for the nearest freeway.

It's too damn hot for wearing robes. But i can maybe manically scrape the flesh off my bones?
That might scratch the itch i had all along...

It's 112 here and everyone died.  :cry:

Holy fuck.
I already begin to slowly die once it goes past 80 and there is no breeze.

At 90 i become a horribly moist demon and not even staying in the shade will do;
any water i drink bypasses the stomach and goes straight out of my pores while i chug down another bottle.

Beyond 100 --- frankly, i can't remember much of the last time i was exposed to that temperature. There were a lot of claw marks on my body though. There is something wrong about the outside temperature going above inner body temperature. WRONG i say.

This shit ought to be illegal.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 02, 2020, 01:40:51 AM
Quote from: Ari on July 01, 2020, 10:33:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2020, 05:52:00 AM
Quote from: Ari on June 23, 2020, 11:45:16 PM
Quote from: altered on June 23, 2020, 08:53:55 AM
Quote from: Nyborj the Priest on June 23, 2020, 08:37:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 23, 2020, 08:02:18 AM
The guy's name is Germ. Not only is he clearly not OK, there's almost nothing you can do to him that wouldn't be an improvement on being called "Germ".

Does he have an Aunty Bacterial?

Listen, you're new here. But you need to know.

You can't just say that kind of shit. We have the PTSD about it. A horrible little man held us hostage for literal years with puns like that. The connection switches on in our brains and it's all Apocalypse Now, Independence Day, Saw.

That sort of weaponry should be saved for when you want to short circuit the room by causing everyone to yell like they're on fire, manically disrobe, and run sprinting for the nearest freeway.

It's too damn hot for wearing robes. But i can maybe manically scrape the flesh off my bones?
That might scratch the itch i had all along...

It's 112 here and everyone died.  :cry:

Holy fuck.
I already begin to slowly die once it goes past 80 and there is no breeze.

At 90 i become a horribly moist demon and not even staying in the shade will do;
any water i drink bypasses the stomach and goes straight out of my pores while i chug down another bottle.

Beyond 100 --- frankly, i can't remember much of the last time i was exposed to that temperature. There were a lot of claw marks on my body though. There is something wrong about the outside temperature going above inner body temperature. WRONG i say.

This shit ought to be illegal.

People can't survive below 80.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: altered on July 02, 2020, 01:55:10 AM
People can't. PEOPLE.

I, on the other hand, am a fucking woodwose.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Ari on July 02, 2020, 10:45:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 02, 2020, 01:40:51 AM
People can't survive below 80.

This is perfect. I don't want people around anyways.
Title: Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
Post by: Cain on July 02, 2020, 11:33:16 AM
It's been 63 F all week here...

(https://i.gifer.com/LQK.gif)