1. The Sandbox: The actual cause of the demise of The Sandbox was that it was getting to be competition for PD.com, and The Mgt threatened to send the Antignano brothers around, unless she nuked it. Thwack was just a fall guy.
2. The Mgt's REAL identity: Some claim that Bella is The Mgt, some say that Malaul is. SOME say that *I* am, but that's just silly.
GO!
3: Eldora never starts any shit, ever
4: AC is not the Doctor.
Quote from:  3: Eldora never starts any shit, ever
4: AC is not the Doctor.
Try again.
That the mods use their secret forum to stir shit, and they have been the oringal cause of not only the first Jihaad, but also the schisms of 2005.
Buddha's Ghost Penis is an actual Presidential candidate in disguise. And he'll win the 2008 nomination.
8)
Quote from: CainThat the mods use their secret forum to stir shit, and they have been the oringal cause of not only the first Jihaad, but also the schisms of 2005.
Troof. This ties into the theory that The Mgt = all the mods. They are all really one person, that likes to talk to him/herself.
Malaul is actually a ravenous bloodthirsty killer posing as a benevolent soft-hearted peacekeeper until she can execute her plan for Deer Supremacy.
Quote from: The DoctorBuddha's Ghost Penis is an actual Presidential candidate in disguise. And he'll win the 2008 nomination.
8)
This is the "conspiracy" thread, not the "fact" thread. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/mad.gif)
Oh! I was just guessing. But you know for sure? Excellent! :D
The only person he could lose to is Christopher Walkins and I've long suspected that they're actually the same person.
Quote from: The only person he could lose to is Christopher Walkins and I've long suspected that they're actually the same person.
I'd vote for him/them.
That Turd and Roger are both in fact agents provocateur for the US Government, Turd being an FBI agent, and TGGR a member of the DHS. By posting all their political and action inclined rants they hope to motivate us into illegal actions, justifying a crackdown on all Discordians.
Quote from: CainThat Turd and Roger are both in fact agents provocateur for the US Government, Turd being an FBI agent, and TGGR a member of the DHS. By posting all their political and action inclined rants they hope to motivate u sinto illegal actions, justifying a crackdown on all Discordians.
Please go stand by the window, citiz...Cain.
Phew, I've still got my cover...
Quote from:  Phew, I've still got my cover...
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Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: CainThat Turd and Roger are both in fact agents provocateur for the US Government, Turd being an FBI agent, and TGGR a member of the DHS. By posting all their political and action inclined rants they hope to motivate u sinto illegal actions, justifying a crackdown on all Discordians.
Please go stand by the window, citiz...Cain.
You'll never take me alive...window charge!
Oh, wait, that doesnt work on the ground floor...
Quote from: CainQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: CainThat Turd and Roger are both in fact agents provocateur for the US Government, Turd being an FBI agent, and TGGR a member of the DHS. By posting all their political and action inclined rants they hope to motivate u sinto illegal actions, justifying a crackdown on all Discordians.
Please go stand by the window, citiz...Cain.
You'll never take me alive...window charge!
Oh, wait, that doesnt work on the ground floor...
Well, it DOES, but it really looks goofy.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Phew, I've still got my cover...
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/enraged.gif)
Oh.. Fuck!
*holds hand up to ear*
"I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED! REPEAT! I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED!"
*dives out of the window Cain just dove through*
Quote from:  Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Phew, I've still got my cover...
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/enraged.gif)
Oh.. Fuck!
*holds hand up to ear*
"I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED! REPEAT! I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED!"
*dives out of the window Cain just dove through*
These aren't conspiracy theories.
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I like the one that horab came up with, that Turd orchestrated the entire meltdown of the PD boards over this summer.
The magkl hosrie is actually the result of a series of genetic experiments with the purpose of creating the perfect unicorn slaughtering animal.
Quote from: CainI like the one that horab came up with, that Turd orchestrated the entire meltdown of the PD boards over this summer.
Yep. But, unfortunately, that one has been proven false.
Eldora did it.
Too bad, because that was a juicy one.
That the Mgt is on right now as a result of Eldora's emails and we are about to be liquidated?
*rides the hosrie*
Heh, if The Mgt banned everyone Eldora bitched about there'd be 2 or 3 posters here excluding the mods (unless of course, they weren't mods, then I'm sure that most of them would probably be banned too).
Quote from: CainThat the Mgt is on right now as a result of Eldora's emails and we are about to be liquidated?
Naw. Just bastinadoed. :lol:
Besides, the tard bragged that he ran to Mgt, because we wouldn't roll over and die for him.
Quote from: The Doctor*rides the hosrie*
ARE YOU STUPID? THAT THING IS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER! HE'LL DESCROTE YOU FASTER THAN COURTNEY LOVE GETS NAKED!
Quote from: CainThat the Mgt is on right now as a result of Eldora's emails and we are about to be liquidated?
Maybe true, Maybe false. Maybe the managment IS Eldora...
THATS a thought.
Tho' personally, I don't have anything against Eldora, so Im not gonna join in on bashing her. Erictaraxia, however, is fair game in my mind, for the moment, at least.
:twisted:
Hmm... *looks down at reins* If he is, that's news to me. You're a good hosrie, yes you are *feeds hosrie a lump of sugar*
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeQuote from: CainThat the Mgt is on right now as a result of Eldora's emails and we are about to be liquidated?
Maybe true, Maybe false. Maybe the managment IS Eldora...
Naw. I would have been toast YEARS ago. :lol:
Quote from: The DoctorHmm... *looks down at reins* If he is, that's news to me. You're a good hosrie, yes you are *feeds hosrie a lump of sugar*
OH, TEH HUMANITY!
Quote from: The DoctorHmm... *looks down at reins* If he is, that's news to me. You're a good hosrie, yes you are *feeds hosrie a lump of sugar*
This can only end in tears.
This is fun! Why don't you give it a try? *dismounts and hands reins to Roger*
Quote from:  Quote from: The DoctorHmm... *looks down at reins* If he is, that's news to me. You're a good hosrie, yes you are *feeds hosrie a lump of sugar*
This can only end in tears.
I'm not gonna eat him...Gallifreyans taste like poopoo! I'll just kick him to death.
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[rejack] Bill Brassky is currently orchestrating a bloody coup involving George Bush, his entire cabinet, a spatula, and a bottle of gin.
Quote from: The DoctorThis is fun! Why don't you give it a try? *dismounts and hands reins to Roger*
You're JOKING. Magickl Hosrie is a carrier of yersinia pestis.
Quote from:  [rejack] Bill Brassky is currently orchestrating a bloody coup involving George Bush, his entire cabinet, a spatula, and a bottle of gin.
PD CONSPIRACIES! (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/mad.gif)
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: The DoctorThis is fun! Why don't you give it a try? *dismounts and hands reins to Roger*
You're JOKING. Magickl Hosrie is a carrier of yersinia pestis.
Piffle. There's a vaccine for that these days. Didn't you get the email about it?
Oh, well, more for me. *hops back into saddle and rides off into the distance*
The post count going up at the bottom of the page is in fact a built in mod designed to fuel paranoia among Discordians.
:lol:
Fnordiscordia's name can't be shown because (fill in the blank)
Quote from:  :lol:
 's name can't be shown because (fill in the blank)
BECAUSE TEH MGT HATES YUOOOOOOOOO!
Quote from: CainThe post count going up at the bottom of the page is in fact a built in mod designed to fuel paranoia among Discordians.
No, it just means the mods are
gossipping more.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: CainThe post count going up at the bottom of the page is in fact a built in mod designed to fuel paranoia among Discordians.
No, it just means the mods are gossipping more.
No, there is no mod forum! They play along but are as confused as the rest of us! Its a fiendish and subtle method of driving us insane!
Quote from: CainQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: CainThe post count going up at the bottom of the page is in fact a built in mod designed to fuel paranoia among Discordians.
No, it just means the mods are gossipping more.
No, there is no mod forum! They play along but are as confused as the rest of us! Its a fiendish and subtle method of driving us insane!
That's just what they WANT you to think.
The mods incited me to post contradictory explanations of why the post count goes up in order to sow confusion and prevent coherent attacks against them!
Quote from: CainThe mods incited me to post contradictory explanations of why the post count goes up in order to sow confusion and prevent coherent attacks against them!
No, that's why they have the Antignano Brothers.
Conspiracy theory:
The MODZ post fluff in the mod forum to fuel TGRR's paranoia that we're actually talking about him.
you mean we aren't talking about roger?
then who is it we are...
mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm
Quiet, fluffy!
::gags the bunny::
:cry:
Quote from: fluffy
you mean we aren't talking about roger?
then who is it we are...
mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm
HAH!
TGRR,
WILL destroy you all, one fine day.
Good thing I haven't had a fine day in about 11 years...
Quote from: LMNOGood thing I haven't had a fine day in about 11 years...
Yeah. Sometimes TGRR's optimism is ennauseating.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: LMNOGood thing I haven't had a fine day in about 11 years...
Yeah. Sometimes TGRR's optimism is ennauseating.
Yeah, I'm a dumbass, that way.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSCQuote from: LMNOGood thing I haven't had a fine day in about 11 years...
Yeah. Sometimes TGRR's optimism is ennauseating.
Yeah, I'm a dumbass, that way.
That's okay. We know what Ibuprofen does. It's not you, it's the pill.
Roger is secretly a Moderator. Thats how he knows they're talking smack down in their forum, and thats also why his profile his hidden nowadays, to make sure no-one sees his green name.
SHHH!
THE TRUTH MUST BE TOLD!
8)
Quote from: CainRoger is secretly a Moderator. Thats how he knows they're talking smack down in their forum, and thats also why his profile his hidden nowadays, to make sure no-one sees his green name.
Well, I'm certainly not The Mgt.
Oh, wow. That actually makes sense.
Roger is teh Mgt! His entire existence/presence on this board is a giant hoax to fool all of us, and to ensure constant dissent and conflict on the boards.
You guys suck at keeping secrets.
Whoops....
Sorry, Roger.
Its too late for appologies, you're totally screwed now.
The Mgt's wrath will probably soon be brought down upon us all in a horrible firey end filled with death, gore, and re-enactments of Jack Chick tracts.
Wait... How is that different from the way things are now?
Yeah.. fnord Point...
----->.
Quote from: LMNOOh, wow. That actually makes sense.
Roger is teh Mgt! His entire existence/presence on this board is a giant hoax to fool all of us, and to ensure constant dissent and conflict on the boards.
Ponder that, mortals.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: LMNOOh, wow. That actually makes sense.
Roger is teh Mgt! His entire existence/presence on this board is a giant hoax to fool all of us, and to ensure constant dissent and conflict on the boards.
Ponder that, mortals.
Naw.
Tyler was and is the Mgt.
I still say the Sandbox was slain on the orders of Mgt.
I concur, although Thwack promised something cool.
Quote from:  I concur, although Thwack promised something cool.
Clunky interface != cool.
Bumped for Teh Glorypoop. I had a new one also, but I forgot it.
Opium Frenzy Theory
We = Horab
I am one of only two posters on this board.
EVERYONE else is an alt of the other poster, whom shall remain nameless, since you already KNOW who you are.
TGRR,
Isn't fooled. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/tinfoilhat.gif)
Seriously though, it strikes me as odd that the MGT would keep this board up... and then never post here, except for the odd 'drop in and say hi' over the course of the last four years. Not impossible, just a little odd.
I see I wasn't the first one to come up with the theory that Roger and The Mgt are one and the same.
The sad part is, the more I think about it, the more believable it is.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI am one of only two posters on this board.
EVERYONE else is an alt of the other poster, whom shall remain nameless, since you already KNOW who you are.
TGRR,
Isn't fooled. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/tinfoilhat.gif)
I'm sorry.
*Bluff?*
*Double-bluff?*
*Counter-bluff?*
Quote from: Z¬?Seriously though, it strikes me as odd that the MGT would keep this board up... and then never post here, except for the odd 'drop in and say hi' over the course of the last four years. Not impossible, just a little odd.
YUO ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS, CITIZEN.
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Quote from: CainQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerI am one of only two posters on this board.
EVERYONE else is an alt of the other poster, whom shall remain nameless, since you already KNOW who you are.
TGRR,
Isn't fooled. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/tinfoilhat.gif)
I'm sorry.
*Bluff?*
*Double-bluff?*
*Counter-bluff?*
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/digtbk.gif) <--- isn't fooled, yuo UNPOSTER!
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopI see I wasn't the first one to come up with the theory that Roger and The Mgt are one and the same.
The sad part is, the more I think about it, the more believable it is.
Cain, go get the THING.
*counter double-bluff?*
8)
Quote from: Cain*counter double-bluff?*
8)
(http://portland.indymedia.org/icon/2005/04/315856.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopI see I wasn't the first one to come up with the theory that Roger and The Mgt are one and the same.
The sad part is, the more I think about it, the more believable it is.
Cain, go get the THING.
We dont want to do that. She can be co-opted. You know thats a desperate last measure.
As well as being The Mgt, Roger is also Enrico.
Quote from: CainQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopI see I wasn't the first one to come up with the theory that Roger and The Mgt are one and the same.
The sad part is, the more I think about it, the more believable it is.
Cain, go get the THING.
We dont want to do that. She can be co-opted. You know thats a desperate last measure.
This is no time for half-measures, soldier!
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/iwojima.gif)
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopAs well as being The Mgt, Roger is also Enrico.
I denied that ages ago. 8)
TGRR,
Isn't Enrico. Really.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: CainQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopI see I wasn't the first one to come up with the theory that Roger and The Mgt are one and the same.
The sad part is, the more I think about it, the more believable it is.
Cain, go get the THING.
We dont want to do that. She can be co-opted. You know thats a desperate last measure.
This is no time for half-measures, soldier!
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/iwojima.gif)
Fine *grumble* I'll go get the recursive Hasselhoff and William Shanter mp3s....
I remember that, but it looked more like a confession to me. I especially liked how you detailed the possible motive.
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: The MgtQuote from: East Coast Hustleit's my opinion that if the Mgt pays to host a discordian forum, then the Mgt should not expect any sort of deference towards herself whatsoever.
I don't expect deference in anything. There are things that I, de facto, control, so that's not deference. With regards to other stuff, I don't think I ask for much of anything, so I'm not sure what people are deferring to me on. Like I have some illusion of controlling you guys :)
Quote from: East Coast Hustleit's also my opinion that I would be more than happy to buy the Mgt out at any time.
8)
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind :P
oh, I know.
but you know me, I'm incapable of not being a rabble-rouser.
8)
Why would ECH say that The Mgt "knows him"? Does ECH not know himself?
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/tinfoilhat.gif)
*will not rest until she has accused every single poster of being The Mgt*
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopI remember that, but it looked more like a confession to me. I especially liked how you detailed the possible motive.
That's because you have a suspicious mind.
I am not a troublemaker like Enrico.
TGRR,
Isn't. Honest.
Suuuure.
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopSuuuure.
What???
8)
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Note to those who are following along at home:
Roger vehmenently denied being Enrico but said nothing on the subject of whether he was The Mgt. From this, we can conclude that one of these is the truth and one is not. Now we just have to analyze him to figure out which is which.
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopNote to those who are following along at home:
Roger vehmenently denied being Enrico but said nothing on the subject of whether he was The Mgt. From this, we can conclude that one of these is the truth and one is not. Now we just have to analyze him to figure out which is which.
You forgot that my vehement denial was totally unprovoked.
Good point.
There was never such a person as Eric. You guys use him as an excuse to torment noobs.
Can I be the mgt too?
Quote from: Z¬?Opium Frenzy Theory
We = Horab
should i ever try opium, i'll let you know.
Quote from: l0c0dantesCan I be the mgt too?
You think that if you're the one to suggest it we won't believe you? I'm on to your game.
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/tinfoilhat.gif)
There are no word filters. We all just manually type out the "filtered words".
i am the only trouble maker on these boards.
Roger is smarter then Hugh
(yes, ladies and gentlebugs, my nose is BROWN!)
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopThere are no word filters. We all just manually type out the "filtered words".
Correct.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI am one of only two posters on this board.
EVERYONE else is an alt of the other poster, whom shall remain nameless, since you already KNOW who you are.
TGRR,
Isn't fooled. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/tinfoilhat.gif)
umm, dude...I am NOT that other poster.
just saying.
8)
All of the Modz are really just alt accounts of the Mgt, who likes provoking us into bizarre conspiracy theories.
Already been done. The Mgt is actually a random assemblage of code invented by the NSA to find dissidents. After reading 50,000 shoddy html versions of the PD, it created this site.
Actually, that one, I'll believe.
Also, the layout of the PD.com forums is such that it transmits subliminal messages encouraging those who post here to stay, which is why no one here ever flounces for long.
Hmm. That last one definitely has the ring of truth.
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerI am one of only two posters on this board.
EVERYONE else is an alt of the other poster, whom shall remain nameless, since you already KNOW who you are.
TGRR,
Isn't fooled. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/tinfoilhat.gif)
umm, dude...I am NOT that other poster.
just saying.
8)
heh heh
of course you'd say that
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerI am one of only two posters on this board.
EVERYONE else is an alt of the other poster, whom shall remain nameless, since you already KNOW who you are.
TGRR,
Isn't fooled. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/tinfoilhat.gif)
umm, dude...I am NOT that other poster.
just saying.
8)
Fucking straight, I am.
you're Eldora's alt?
ECH,
heartbroken
:cry:
Eldora is my alt.
Come on man, do you really think a human being that fucking insipid really exists?
Eldora is one of my trolls.
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerI am one of only two posters on this board.
EVERYONE else is an alt of the other poster, whom shall remain nameless, since you already KNOW who you are.
TGRR,
Isn't fooled. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/tinfoilhat.gif)
umm, dude...I am NOT that other poster.
just saying.
8)
Of COURSE you aren't.
TGRR,
Isn't fooled.
Quote from: Eldora is my alt.
Come on man, do you really think a human being that fucking insipid really exists?
Eldora is one of my trolls.
I find this surprisingly easy to believe.
Because it's true, nobody is that much of a fucktard for real.
Can Bush be fake, too? Please?
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopCan Bush be fake, too? Please?
Nope.
You really ARE doomed, kid.
TGRR,
Is morally opposed to telling the doomed that everything is okay.
God damn it.
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopGod damn it.
Nope. God's in on it, too.
TGRR,
Thinks you shouldn't even get him STARTED on Buddha, either.
Bush is actually God incarnate.
God is a sick fucker.
Quote from:  Bush is actually God incarnate.
God is a sick fucker.
Naw. But he TALKS to him. Or so Bush would have us believe.
Apparently, God says things like "put food on your family."
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Is morally opposed to telling the doomed that everything is okay.
another classic line
fuck
My favortie PD theory is that Kerry Thornley did alot of drugs, and was generally good at putting underground Zines together, and so he made PD and included many of his ideas into it.
Quote from: neongenesis816My favortie PD theory is that Kerry Thornley did alot of drugs, and was generally good at putting underground Zines together, and so he made PD and included many of his ideas into it.
so what's the conspiracy?
(fluffy thinks you haven't quite gotten the point of this thread yet)
Also, its meant to be related to this site in particular, like the people posting on it and stuff...
The only reason fluffy is here is because he wants to sodomize us all with carrots.
Quote from: Zurtok KhanThe only reason fluffy is here is because he wants to sodomize us all with carrots.
so what's the conspiracy?
Quote from: fluffyQuote from: Zurtok KhanThe only reason fluffy is here is because he wants to sodomize us all with carrots.
so what's the conspiracy?
that you are supposed to be a female of your species.
Everyone is horab. Mwahahahahahha.
if that were true then why isn't everyone a balding, meth-addled, unemployed video game addict?
8)
Quote from: SchizzyEveryone is horab. Mwahahahahahha.
yeah, see?
if everyone is horab
and horab is male,
everyone is male
so where is the conspiracy now?
Quote from: East Coast Hustleif that were true then why isn't everyone a balding, meth-addled, unemployed video game addict?
8)
... we aren't? :shock:
well, not ALL of us, no.
for example, Fnordi has a lovely head of hair, Cain doesn't even need stimulants, and I work 80-90 hours a week.
ECH,
would be sorely disappointed to find out he was a Canuckistani
8)
ech is canadian?
damn
i thought he was a virgin
islander
Quote from: East Coast HustleCain doesn't even need stimulants
Thats a filthy lie and you know it.
I need everyones stimulants, now! Or there will be unpleasant consequences involving several Jamaicans looking for a briefcase full of cash.
Yeah. I have hair, too.
*has hair*
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopYeah. I have hair, too.
*has hair*
well, so does horab....difference is, yours is on your head and not your chin.
I hope.
8)
Quote from: fluffy
ech is canadian?
damn
i thought he was a virgin
islander
oh, but I
am a virgin.
8)
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopYeah. I have hair, too.
*has hair*
well, so does horab....difference is, yours is on your head and not your chin.
I hope.
8)
Hahahahaha. Yes, it is on my head.
O rly?
8)
Ya rly!
NO WAI!
My favorite conspiracy was that time that we spread all that chaos and did stuff. That was wicked fat. 'Specially the incident with Mr. Thingy, which we were in no way instrumental of. And poo. Yeah, poo was fun.
FN*RDISCORDIA IS DYING!
::hands fnordiscordia a pint of virgin's blood::
Here ya go. Enjoy!
What? Who's blood is it?
The only virgin on the board....
It's ECH's blood.
no wai!
Fizzwitz is actually ECH.
SHH!
Really, Cain. This is for rumors, not truths.
Its rumoured to be true. That does not mean it is a true rumour.
God damn it, guys.
:x
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopSHH!
shit, he's on to us...er,me...
8)
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopSHH!
shit, he's on to us...er,me...
8)
:lol:
Man leema tell ya sista, They always said it was in ma mind but, hold on jus a moment and hear me out now. uh huh yeeeeah. Man always be puttin poor 'lil ol' me down now, and mmmhmmmm i tell ya, they call it a cosnpiracy, but I know It's the truth.
But don't let it stop ya now. Nuh uh! You Got to Stand! You got to Stand be CounTed you hear me? Tell them Fools just how it is! ungh YEAH!
James Brown is an alt of an alt.
whoever Enrico is
I know who James Brown is. He said himself who it was, a while back. Unless the account was given away....
Quote from: James BrownMan leema tell ya sista, They always said it was in ma mind but, hold on jus a moment and hear me out now. uh huh yeeeeah. Man always be puttin poor 'lil ol' me down now, and mmmhmmmm i tell ya, they call it a cosnpiracy, but I know It's the truth.
But don't let it stop ya now. Nuh uh! You Got to Stand! You got to Stand be CounTed you hear me? Tell them Fools just how it is! ungh YEAH!
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Quote from: Donkeyotaywhoever Enrico is
Enrico:
Quote from: Enrico SalazarPermit Enrico to introduce himself to you all. Already he made some introductions at the sandbox bulliten board, and it seems many of the people here have clones over there too, but he will repeat himself slightly, if he may be permitted.
My name Enrico Salazar, used to be the leader of a small Mediterannian island country named Salazore, which no longer exists. Enrico was usurped from his position as Grand Commander of the Salazorian Nation by an opressive governmental junta which has its fingers in many cookie jars at the moment, so for this reason he will not name them for the present time. They know who they are.
At any rate, he now lives in North America, and he supplements his income by taking wrestling photos of teenage boys, in his studio, which is my common law wife's bedroom.
love you all.
talk to you soon.
your friend,
Enrico.
Fizzwitz Glorypoop is actually Era Passing disguised in a suit made entirely of human skin harvested from Cambodian immigrants.
8)
You dont know how much I want that to be true.
Cole Frehlen isn't an alt.
Who is Era Passing?
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopWho is Era Passing?
oh,
sure....
8)
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopWho is Era Passing?
oh, sure....
8)
Ho ho!
My leetle dumpling is back!
Quote from: Cain on October 08, 2005, 04:24:33 AM
That Turd and Roger are both in fact agents provocateur for the US Government, Turd being an FBI agent, and TGGR a member of the DHS. By posting all their political and action inclined rants they hope to motivate us into illegal actions, justifying a crackdown on all Discordians.
silliest conspiracy theory ever.
srsly.
Totally.
There is no HIMEOBS conspiracy either. At all.
has there been written an account of what happened in the forumwars?
my internet holiday has made me quite ignorant of what the fuck has happened here, for instance, where's everyone that used to be here?
Flames.
Some blame Modz, some blame fluff, some blame asshats.
But there's only one truth:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/moC.jpg)
Blame it on the boogie.
Blame it on the rain, for falling.
Quote from: LMNO on November 29, 2006, 02:18:28 PM
Blame it on the rain, for falling.
It can't rain all the time. :banana:
Let's try a different approach, what happened to bella, hoshiko, agent compassion and horab fibslager?
Bella: no longer a Discordian
Hoshi: moving, I believe.
AC: flounced
Horab: called several people Nazis, flounced.
Bella, over at www.erisbarandgrill.com.  She got tired of the bickering.
Hosh: MIA, assumed wandering around IRL.
AC: MIA, assumed flounced.
Horab, over at EB&G, new name = 'grinin'.
The EB&G has become a "friendlier" place, in a way.  They are integrated with some flounced posters from Mystiwicks.com.  Very social place.
Thanks good people of the internet!
Lastly, when did the transfer of power occurr?
The Glorious 10th of October. Long live the Peoples Republic!
Quote from: LMNO on November 29, 2006, 02:18:28 PM
Blame it on the rain, for falling.
blame it on the stars that shine at night.
Quote from: Cain on November 29, 2006, 02:48:59 PM
The Glorious 10th of October. Long live the Peoples Republic!
and long live our Most Glorious Leader!
umm...
sorry, I thought we were doing the Milli vanilli song.
We were, but then I just started blaming things.
blame ricki lake!!!
Bump. The Mgt Curse. The real reason each Mgt spends less time here once they get that title is simple: they have to go do a couple of weeks training at Langley and Fort Meade.
TGRR controls you with his orbital mind control lasers.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2007, 06:56:29 PM
TGRR controls you with his orbital mind control lasers.
Stop making me twitch kplzthx
Ambassador Shitneck is actually Hugh.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 13, 2007, 09:45:44 PM
Ambassador Shitneck is actually Hugh.
No he isn't. I've seen pics of both.
It would be funny, though.
you've only seen what Hugh says are pictures of AKK.
ASS (Ambassabor Stupid Shitneck) is a government experiment that escaped.
The government spliced the genes of the unfunniest things they could find (Pauli Shore and Carrot Top mostly) to make a funnay killing bio-weapon.
He escaped, so they went with the Faux News Half-hour comedy hour.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 13, 2007, 10:11:26 PM
you've only seen what Hugh says are pictures of AKK.
He acted more like Trollax.
But he's definitely from New York. So it's neither.
He's with the CIA, spying on youse discordians and your subversive activities. I don't post here, so I'm safe.
I thought it was the NSA that is spying on us?
oh, sorry...this thread is for FAKE theories.
Lauren never left.
ECH was her alt.
:ECH:
Theory: Alberto Gonzalez & the White House planned the VA Tech shootings to draw attention away from the Attorney/E-mail/Sole Executive Power fiasco.
Um, how does that relate to PD.com?
Whoops.
Wrong thread.
Do we have a tinfoil hat take on world events thread?
Because we need one.
Cain, would you like to do the honors?
You're much better at connecting the dots with shit like this.
I'll set one up in O:MF.
We'll prove drug dealing, shapeshifting Satanic reptilians from outer space who founded the NWO are behind this shooting, or die trying!
"the central scrutinizer is actually Cain... or Cain's parents"
:tinfoilhat:
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 18, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
"the central scrutinizer is actually Cain... or Cain's parents"
:tinfoilhat:
Cain has no parents. HIMEOBS assembled him from the bodyparts of dead trolls.
Quote from: SillyCybin on April 18, 2007, 03:37:08 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 18, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
"the central scrutinizer is actually Cain... or Cain's parents"
:tinfoilhat:
Cain has no parents. HIMEOBS assembled him from the bodyparts of dead trolls.
:mittens:
And I cannot be killed by man of woman born.
As foretold in the prophecy, Cain shall be felled by a skanky ho.
Quote from: LMNO on April 18, 2007, 03:41:34 PM
As foretold in the prophecy, Cain shall be felled by a skanky ho.
ZOMG, we're going to lose our sponsors now!
Quote from: Cain on April 18, 2007, 03:37:45 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on April 18, 2007, 03:37:08 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 18, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
"the central scrutinizer is actually Cain... or Cain's parents"
:tinfoilhat:
Cain has no parents. HIMEOBS assembled him from the bodyparts of dead trolls.
:mittens:
And I cannot be killed by man of woman born.
Implicit: You may be killed by a grown up gay assbaby.
Every Achilles needs a heel
I will kill any such child before it can be a threat to me.
Cain,
like a cross between Zeus and Herod, on meth
Zeus?
Don't you mean Kronos?
Nope. Zeus and Achilles. That was part of the whole excuse for the war, to get Achilles iced.
No shit?
Man, usually the ones that try to kill all the newborns who are a threat tend to get whacked in the end. How did Zeus manage it?
Well, he waited until the kid was an adult. And a near legendary hero. And did it by proxy. There was some skulduggery between him and Themis (or maybe Thetis?) to knock the lad off, according to some of the legends. There was a prophecy that he could become the next king of the gods or something. And the Trojan War was the perfect chance to do it.
'Trojan War' always makes me think of people killing each other with outsize condoms
there has only ever been three members of PD.com
everyone else is just alts
That's actually not a conspiracy, it's a proven fact.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 23, 2007, 06:45:18 PM
there has only ever been three members of PD.com
everyone else is just alts
Okay, you got me. I'm AKK. :D
That I am a neo-nazi racist who first came to this forum as Trollax, fucked up, and returned as Doctor Cow Ass with plans to totally disrupt the forums and turn the people against Roger eventually leading to a total PD.com revolutionary war in which the entire community attacks Rog, but looses due to his Admin Powers :sad:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 23, 2007, 07:10:08 PM
Okay, you got me. I'm AKK. :D
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/IDBUYTHATFORADOLLAR.jpg)
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 23, 2007, 07:39:05 PM
That I am a neo-nazi racist who first came to this forum as Trollax, fucked up, and returned as Doctor Cow Ass with plans to totally disrupt the forums and turn the people against Roger eventually leading to a total PD.com revolutionary war in which the entire community attacks Rog, but looses due to his Admin Powers :sad:
Wait, you're Trollax?
My mind's been blown...
and apparently I'm Roger, since Roger apparently has admin powers.
^
Holy shit I always thought Roger had admin powers. In that case. everything I just said in my last post is completely hypothetical and was just a spurt of my imagination.
There will be no war...
...
...
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 24, 2007, 09:08:24 PM
and apparently I'm Roger, since Roger apparently has admin powers.
Shaddup, me.
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 25, 2007, 03:57:22 AM
^
Holy shit I always thought Roger had admin powers. In that case. everything I just said in my last post is completely hypothetical and was just a spurt of my imagination.
There will be no war...
...
...
Dang. I wanted to hear all about the upcoming race war, too. :lulz:
!) I'm still your alt.
Two) Oswald was under the control of Roger's orbital brain lasers.
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 13, 2007, 10:15:18 PM
The government spliced the genes of the unfunniest things they could find (Pauli Shore and Carrot Top mostly) to make a funnay killing bio-weapon.
*shudders*
the horror...
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 26, 2007, 11:19:41 AM
!) I'm still your alt.
Two) Oswald was under the control of Roger's orbital brain lasers.
(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/2718/faildx1.jpg)
(http://www.cwyohba.org/images/faildx1.jpg)
just because.
:lulz:
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 26, 2007, 11:19:41 AM
!) I'm still your alt.
Two) Oswald was under the control of Roger's orbital brain lasers.
Shut up. Go away.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 26, 2007, 11:19:41 AM
Two) Oswald was under the control of Roger's orbital brain lasers.
Since it's yuor shitty posting that started this, you can't make jokes about it.
Or anything for that matter, since you're never funny.
Bump
Pope Lecherous is someone . . . I just haven't figured out WHO yet.
srsly. he is still your alt.
Hoops is the Concordia Movement guy.
So is Cain.
It's Hunter.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Where the fuck has Hunter been, anyway?
Fighting for the rights of unborn babies.
On Facebook.
Quote from: Cain on March 06, 2008, 03:41:40 PM
On Facebook.
OffYourFacebook. Dot friggin Com.
Someone register it. Dares Ya.
Quote from: drjon on March 07, 2008, 12:48:29 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 06, 2008, 03:41:40 PM
On Facebook.
OffYourFacebook. Dot friggin Com.
Someone register it. Dares Ya.
THAT reminds me...
The above poster is not DrJon. He's an 18 year old kid who stole Dr Jon's livejournal avatar and memories.
[Cramulus pokes you in the eye.]
Quote from: The Doctor on October 08, 2005, 04:15:01 AM
Buddha's Ghost Penis is an actual Presidential candidate in disguise. And he'll win the 2008 nomination.
8)
So that Obama or Hillary :D
:|
GTFO.
Srsly.
You aren't wanted here. Stalker.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 07, 2008, 12:54:11 AM
[Cramulus pokes you in the eye.]
STOP DOING THAT!
[triple Zero removes your nipples with a rusty cheese grater]
I'm not a stalker, I was invited here even Cain the administrator hasn't blocked me.
Quote from: PrincessKLS on March 11, 2008, 09:13:41 PM
I'm not a stalker, I was invited here even Cain the administrator hasn't blocked me.
You weren't invited here and the reason I dont ban you is because my morals are worth more than even the absence of your scummy presence.
Don't call me scummy, you're the one with extreme hatred for the UK's golden boy :evil:
Quote from: PrincessKLS on March 11, 2008, 11:54:54 PM
Don't call me scummy, you're the one with extreme hatred for the UK's golden boy :evil:
Your preternatural obsession with famous people is scummy.
Quote from: PrincessKLS on March 11, 2008, 11:54:54 PM
Don't call me scummy, you're the one with extreme hatred for the UK's golden boy :evil:
I just did a tarot reading and the cards told me that whenever you dream about Prince William, a tiny piece of his soul DIES. Why do you keep doing that to him?
I have an excellent conspiracy theory:
This whole PKLS thing is Cain
pranking / trolling the PD.com forums. Utter genius! Nobody would see it coming.
Evidence:
1.) Cain's response to PKLS's 2nd post is 3 minutes and 9 seconds after (s)he posted. Even if he just happened to be on the forums at the time she posted, he would have also had to refresh the main screen or look at the "recent" posts almost immediately after she posted.
2.) She isn't banned. Does anyone else agree with Cain that it's okay to threaten reprisals on an innocent (in the sense that they haven't trolled us yet) third party but it's not okay to just prevent her from reposting? The only realistic explanation for why (s)he hasn't been banned is either that Cain and the other mods want her here or that it would be too troublesome to keep banning a changing IP address.
3.) The timing of her second post. I mean, doesn't it seem a little convenient that the second PKLS post didn't come until well after everyone had established that she was a crazy stalker woman who deserved a good trolling, and people who didn't know what was going on were caught up to speed?
4.)
Quote from: PrincessKLSCain, you've gone too far, at least I haven't given your real name online evil mad
Erase that now!
I can't seem to find where he's given PKLS's name anywhere. It isn't in the OP of the ATTN Everyone thread, and there isn't a "Lasted Edited" underneath it. Why bother posting PKLS's name if you know ahead of time that you're just going to have too later?
To clarify a little further on my theory:
Some of you claim to know PKLS. I'm not saying that the
person PKLS doesn't exist IRL, only that the PKLS forum account is a puppet. Also, I'm not suggesting that Cain is acting alone in this. Having someone else agree with him that the PKLS drama is real makes it that much easier for everyone else to accept it. See the Asch Conformity Experiments.
To further create chaos and strife, he could even have a puppet account "out" him. Such a puppet account would ideally claim to be an alt account from day one, so people would assume that the alt wasn't really an alt. Ideally, the alt account would have some small amount of respect, but Cain would be too lazy to really pump the alt's post count. Instead, he could have the alt contribute something that seemed useful. Because the alt would have a very low post count, and his "outing" would be full of holes; other forum members might consider the possibility of a prank and then dismiss it based on the weakness of the alt's post.
Cain, I congratulate you on such a masterful scheme.
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on March 12, 2008, 05:06:41 AM
I have an excellent conspiracy theory:
This whole PKLS thing is Cain pranking / trolling the PD.com forums. Utter genius! Nobody would see it coming.
Evidence:
1.) Cain's response to PKLS's 2nd post is 3 minutes and 9 seconds after (s)he posted. Even if he just happened to be on the forums at the time she posted, he would have also had to refresh the main screen or look at the "recent" posts almost immediately after she posted.
2.) She isn't banned. Does anyone else agree with Cain that it's okay to threaten reprisals on an innocent (in the sense that they haven't trolled us yet) third party but it's not okay to just prevent her from reposting? The only realistic explanation for why (s)he hasn't been banned is either that Cain and the other mods want her here or that it would be too troublesome to keep banning a changing IP address.
3.) The timing of her second post. I mean, doesn't it seem a little convenient that the second PKLS post didn't come until well after everyone had established that she was a crazy stalker woman who deserved a good trolling, and people who didn't know what was going on were caught up to speed?
4.)Quote from: PrincessKLSCain, you've gone too far, at least I haven't given your real name online evil mad
Erase that now!
I can't seem to find where he's given PKLS's name anywhere. It isn't in the OP of the ATTN Everyone thread, and there isn't a "Lasted Edited" underneath it. Why bother posting PKLS's name if you know ahead of time that you're just going to have too later?
To clarify a little further on my theory:
Some of you claim to know PKLS. I'm not saying that the person PKLS doesn't exist IRL, only that the PKLS forum account is a puppet. Also, I'm not suggesting that Cain is acting alone in this. Having someone else agree with him that the PKLS drama is real makes it that much easier for everyone else to accept it. See the Asch Conformity Experiments.
To further create chaos and strife, he could even have a puppet account "out" him. Such a puppet account would ideally claim to be an alt account from day one, so people would assume that the alt wasn't really an alt. Ideally, the alt account would have some small amount of respect, but Cain would be too lazy to really pump the alt's post count. Instead, he could have the alt contribute something that seemed useful. Because the alt would have a very low post count, and his "outing" would be full of holes; other forum members might consider the possibility of a prank and then dismiss it based on the weakness of the alt's post.
Cain, I congratulate you on such a masterful scheme.
I'm so doing this.
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on March 12, 2008, 05:06:41 AM
I have an excellent conspiracy theory:
This whole PKLS thing is Cain pranking / trolling the PD.com forums. Utter genius! Nobody would see it coming.
Evidence:
1.) Cain's response to PKLS's 2nd post is 3 minutes and 9 seconds after (s)he posted. Even if he just happened to be on the forums at the time she posted, he would have also had to refresh the main screen or look at the "recent" posts almost immediately after she posted.
2.) She isn't banned. Does anyone else agree with Cain that it's okay to threaten reprisals on an innocent (in the sense that they haven't trolled us yet) third party but it's not okay to just prevent her from reposting? The only realistic explanation for why (s)he hasn't been banned is either that Cain and the other mods want her here or that it would be too troublesome to keep banning a changing IP address.
3.) The timing of her second post. I mean, doesn't it seem a little convenient that the second PKLS post didn't come until well after everyone had established that she was a crazy stalker woman who deserved a good trolling, and people who didn't know what was going on were caught up to speed?
4.)Quote from: PrincessKLSCain, you've gone too far, at least I haven't given your real name online evil mad
Erase that now!
I can't seem to find where he's given PKLS's name anywhere. It isn't in the OP of the ATTN Everyone thread, and there isn't a "Lasted Edited" underneath it. Why bother posting PKLS's name if you know ahead of time that you're just going to have too later?
To clarify a little further on my theory:
Some of you claim to know PKLS. I'm not saying that the person PKLS doesn't exist IRL, only that the PKLS forum account is a puppet. Also, I'm not suggesting that Cain is acting alone in this. Having someone else agree with him that the PKLS drama is real makes it that much easier for everyone else to accept it. See the Asch Conformity Experiments.
To further create chaos and strife, he could even have a puppet account "out" him. Such a puppet account would ideally claim to be an alt account from day one, so people would assume that the alt wasn't really an alt. Ideally, the alt account would have some small amount of respect, but Cain would be too lazy to really pump the alt's post count. Instead, he could have the alt contribute something that seemed useful. Because the alt would have a very low post count, and his "outing" would be full of holes; other forum members might consider the possibility of a prank and then dismiss it based on the weakness of the alt's post.
Cain, I congratulate you on such a masterful scheme.
Its an excellent theory but
a) I really dont ban people unless they do something illegal and
b) even I'm not
this good.
Recently, on #discord, I accused St. Verbatim of being the Concordia guy. Lo and behold, look what showed up:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/concordia.jpg)
NICE DODGE, CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER
Does it come as any surprise that two of the people in #discord at that moment were CAIN and HOOPLA?
WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU, SO GIVE IT UP.
incidentally, I also want to point out that the author of the Concordia Movement blog, the Central Scrutinizer, is an anagram for
Czarist Recliner Nut
If that doesn't scream BARON VON HOOPLA, I don't know what does.
are you saying Cain and Hoopla are the same person?
CAINOOPLA?
:eek:
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on March 12, 2008, 05:06:41 AM
I have an excellent conspiracy theory:
This whole PKLS thing is Cain pranking / trolling the PD.com forums. Utter genius! Nobody would see it coming.
Evidence: [...]
I do not know about you but i want that to be true. It would
so dispel any lingering doubts of moi on Cain´s brilliance ( :D or :evil: ? hm.) Then again, maybe it would be too much of an Shyamalan-style twist... Oh well. No nice little conspiracy for today.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 14, 2008, 03:54:31 PM
are you saying Cain and Hoopla are the same person?
CAINOOPLA?
:eek:
Look, I've been spending all my time online focusing on my PrincessKLS character, I have no time for Concordia too - leave that to LMNO.
Also:
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 14, 2008, 03:28:56 PMCentral Scrutinizer, is an anagram for
Czarist Recliner Nut
If that doesn't scream BARON VON HOOPLA, I don't know what does.
:thanks:
Quote from: Hoopla on March 14, 2008, 06:00:02 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 14, 2008, 03:54:31 PM
are you saying Cain and Hoopla are the same person?
CAINOOPLA?
:eek:
Look, I've been spending all my time online focusing on my PrincessKLS character, I have no time for Concordia too - leave that to LMNO.
Say
WHAT?
Don't play coy with me.
(http://images.lowriderarte.com/bnw_art/lrap_0709_01_z+_+photo+coy_fish.jpg)
Why are coy fish so popular in tattoos anyway?
It's because of those damn Japanese.
Taking over via coy fish tattoos and bird flu!
everytime Prof Cram enters the forum
the forum collapses
Bumped, because the tiny demon in my black, black heart told me to.
Quote from: LMNO on April 02, 2009, 04:39:46 PM
Bumped, because the tiny demon in my black, black heart told me to.
:wtf:
Quote from: LMNO on April 02, 2009, 04:39:46 PM
Bumped, because the tiny demon in my black, black heart told me to.
Did not.