I had an epiphany last night. I no longer oppose Discordian evangelism; in fact, I support it wholeheartedly.
Because I realized that it's funny.
Congratulations, sir. You have made a convert out of me. I am now an evangelical Discordian.
WE HAVE A BELIEVER!!!!
(http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/02-07/rob.jpg)
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 07:23:47 PM
I had an epiphany last night. I no longer oppose Discovangelism; in fact, I support it wholeheartedly.
Because I realized that it's funny.
Congratulations, sir. You have made a convert out of me. I am now an Discovangelist.
We must, of course, endeavor to use the proper terminology.
(http://www.wicksteedpark.co.uk/images/content/Pavilion%20Nights/Disco%20Ball%2009%202.jpg)
EVERYBODY PRAY NOW
DUM
DUM DUM DUM DUM
DUM DUM DUM
EVERYBODY PRAY NOW
*Music trails off into the distance*
that's the fuckin' ticket!
because yo, preaching at people is a gas. Just ask any southern baptist. Usually, only really religious types get to do it. But fuck that! I want to get all high and mighty at random pedestrians.
I used to hand out these dada sheets on the street corner in downtown stamford CT. Met a lot of interesting people that way. Some of the reactions were priceless. I'll never forget this one bearded dude who was reading the Frobnosticator Instructions and kept saying "This doesn't make any sense! Why the fuck are you doing this?" We wouldn't give him an explanation. He eventually left, sort of annoyed, but giggling nonstop. He just didn't know how to process it! I was a tickled pink.
What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?
Nice.
Quote from: Hoopla on February 16, 2010, 07:57:37 PM
What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?
Going back over my evening, it doesn't seem to relate to anything at all. I was going to dinner at my friend's house, and then I got a call from EOT that he was going stir-crazy and had left the house to go hang at a local watering hole, so I met him there and had a couple of drinks. Whatever we were talking about right before the epiphany wasn't even related. It was just BAM, Cram's in my head handing out pamphlets.
I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.
:mittens:
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 09:28:05 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 16, 2010, 07:57:37 PM
What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?
Going back over my evening, it doesn't seem to relate to anything at all. I was going to dinner at my friend's house, and then I got a call from EOT that he was going stir-crazy and had left the house to go hang at a local watering hole, so I met him there and had a couple of drinks. Whatever we were talking about right before the epiphany wasn't even related. It was just BAM, Cram's in my head handing out pamphlets.
I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.
this sounds like a good bumpersticker.
"I GOT CRAMMED"
"CRAM IS MY CO-PILOT"
"CRAM BLESS AMERICA...AND NOWHERE ELSE!"
Hey if my mental health sabbatical continues boredom may force me to start preaching the Erisian word in my dad's dull as shit little town. Being delightfully mad means I have a primo get out clause too for when the really stuck up people start asking what I'm up to!
Best thread ever! Glad to hear about your miraculous conversion, Nigel, I'm intrigued to see how you direct your energies now:) Since I just learned what QFT means, the following are QFT:
Quote from: Cramulus on February 16, 2010, 07:46:40 PM
because yo, preaching at people is a gas. Just ask any southern baptist. Usually, only really religious types get to do it. But fuck that! I want to get all high and mighty at random pedestrians.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 09:28:05 PM
I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 16, 2010, 09:46:10 PM
"I GOT CRAMMED"
"CRAM IS MY CO-PILOT"
:lulz:
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 16, 2010, 09:46:10 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 09:28:05 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 16, 2010, 07:57:37 PM
What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?
Going back over my evening, it doesn't seem to relate to anything at all. I was going to dinner at my friend's house, and then I got a call from EOT that he was going stir-crazy and had left the house to go hang at a local watering hole, so I met him there and had a couple of drinks. Whatever we were talking about right before the epiphany wasn't even related. It was just BAM, Cram's in my head handing out pamphlets.
I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.
this sounds like a good bumpersticker.
"I GOT CRAMMED"
"CRAM IS MY CO-PILOT"
"CRAM BLESS AMERICA...AND NOWHERE ELSE!"
:lulz:
"No Cram, no peace
Know Cram, know peace"
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 07:23:47 PM
I had an epiphany last night. I no longer oppose Discordian evangelism; in fact, I support it wholeheartedly.
Because I realized that it's funny.
I totally agree, as long as it's somebody else preaching.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 09:53:04 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 16, 2010, 09:46:10 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 09:28:05 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 16, 2010, 07:57:37 PM
What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?
Going back over my evening, it doesn't seem to relate to anything at all. I was going to dinner at my friend's house, and then I got a call from EOT that he was going stir-crazy and had left the house to go hang at a local watering hole, so I met him there and had a couple of drinks. Whatever we were talking about right before the epiphany wasn't even related. It was just BAM, Cram's in my head handing out pamphlets.
I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.
this sounds like a good bumpersticker.
"I GOT CRAMMED"
"CRAM IS MY CO-PILOT"
"CRAM BLESS AMERICA...AND NOWHERE ELSE!"
:lulz:
"No Cram, no peace
Know Cram, know peace"
"No Cram, no piece (of pie)
Know Cram, know piece (of pie (carnally))"
I like this.
Quote from: Kai on February 17, 2010, 04:52:16 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 09:53:04 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 16, 2010, 09:46:10 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 09:28:05 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 16, 2010, 07:57:37 PM
What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?
Going back over my evening, it doesn't seem to relate to anything at all. I was going to dinner at my friend's house, and then I got a call from EOT that he was going stir-crazy and had left the house to go hang at a local watering hole, so I met him there and had a couple of drinks. Whatever we were talking about right before the epiphany wasn't even related. It was just BAM, Cram's in my head handing out pamphlets.
I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.
this sounds like a good bumpersticker.
"I GOT CRAMMED"
"CRAM IS MY CO-PILOT"
"CRAM BLESS AMERICA...AND NOWHERE ELSE!"
:lulz:
"No Cram, no peace
Know Cram, know peace"
"No Cram, no piece (of pie)
Know Cram, know piece (of pie (carnally))"
PIE :x
I have recently started using Cramulan as a verb.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on February 17, 2010, 09:55:55 PM
I have recently started using Cramulan as a verb.
I've been using it as an adjective. :sad:
Dok,
Doin' it wrong.
No Cram, no moustache.
I'm trying to figure out how Cramulan works as a verb. :?
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 17, 2010, 11:55:26 PM
I'm trying to figure out how Cramulan works as a verb. :?
I actually use Cramulus and Cramulan as a noun, verb, and adjective.
One day I Cramulan down a Cramulan Cramulus.
I accidently a Cramulan mustache, is that bad?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 18, 2010, 01:21:03 AM
I accidently a Cramulan mustache, is that bad?
I'm going to Cramulan a dildo.
One of these days, I'll cramulan every cramulatin' last one of youse.
To Cram or not to Cram, that is the question.
Weather tis cramuler in the mind to suffer
the staches and posters of outrageous Cramulans
Or to take arms against a sea of Cramuli
and by cramming them, end them, To die, to sleep.
Today's Cramulan tongue twister:
Cram rams cramming rams and rams cram a ham in cans.
say it five times, fast!
Quote from: Cramulus on February 18, 2010, 07:48:15 AM
Today's Cramulan tongue twister:
Cram rams cramming rams and rams cram a ham in cans.
say it five times, fast!
I did this and my face experienced a hairsplosion!
I tried to shave off the mustache and two more took its place!
What sorcery is this!?
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/mansell.jpg)
That is all.
Quote from: Kai on February 17, 2010, 04:52:16 AM
"No Cram, no piece (of pie)
Know Cram, know piece (of pie (carnally))"
I have never seen Cram eat pie. When I realized this, I got The Fear.
What does it mean? What is the horrible signifigance of this? Why is there no Pie in His Cramulan Materials?
Speaking of interesting sentences:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo bufallo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
the grammar is flawless.
You Just Got Cram'd propaganda. Small enough to hand out with ease, standard business card size.
http://ifile.it/8rlons0/youjustgotcramd3.jpg
Couldn't figure out scribd.
Also, sorry remmington, this was really just a test run.
ETA - I felt bad about including Remmington's gram in propaganda and removed it.
Quote from: Alty on February 19, 2010, 04:52:52 AM
ETA - I felt bad about including Remmington's gram in propaganda and removed it.
Thank you.
Yeah, sure!
It was funny, but not cool for strangers to just hand out. Nothing offensive.
I can pm it to you for your own giggles if you'd like.
ETA - Actually, I just trashed it. Don't know what I was thinking really.
Quote from: Alty on February 19, 2010, 05:10:35 AM
Yeah, sure!
It was funny, but not cool for strangers to just hand out. Nothing offensive.
I can pm it to you for your own giggles if you'd like.
ETA - Actually, I just trashed it. Don't know what I was thinking really.
Please do not use pictures of my family for published posters.
Hell, even for online stuff.
Yeah the more I think about it the more sorry I am.
Seriously man, that's wasn't cool of me at all. Won't happen again.
Quote from: Richter on February 18, 2010, 01:21:34 PM
Quote from: Kai on February 17, 2010, 04:52:16 AM
"No Cram, no piece (of pie)
Know Cram, know piece (of pie (carnally))"
I have never seen Cram eat pie. When I realized this, I got The Fear.
What does it mean? What is the horrible signifigance of this? Why is there no Pie in His Cramulan Materials?
Know Cram, No Pie? :(
Quote from: Cramulus on February 18, 2010, 07:48:15 AM
Today's Cramulan tongue twister:
Cram rams cramming rams and rams cram a ham in cans.
say it five times, fast!
SSSSHHHHIIIIIII-
Quote from: Alty on February 19, 2010, 04:52:52 AM
You Just Got Cram'd propaganda. Small enough to hand out with ease, standard business card size.
http://ifile.it/8rlons0/youjustgotcramd3.jpg
Couldn't figure out scribd.
Also, sorry remmington, this was really just a test run.
ETA - I felt bad about including Remmington's gram in propaganda and removed it.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/youjustgotcramd3.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:mittens: