Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 16, 2010, 07:23:47 PM

Title: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 16, 2010, 07:23:47 PM
I had an epiphany last night. I no longer oppose Discordian evangelism; in fact, I support it wholeheartedly.

Because I realized that it's funny.

Congratulations, sir. You have made a convert out of me. I am now an evangelical Discordian.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Suu on February 16, 2010, 07:29:57 PM
WE HAVE A BELIEVER!!!!

(http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/02-07/rob.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Remington on February 16, 2010, 07:39:32 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 07:23:47 PM
I had an epiphany last night. I no longer oppose Discovangelism; in fact, I support it wholeheartedly.

Because I realized that it's funny.

Congratulations, sir. You have made a convert out of me. I am now an Discovangelist.
We must, of course, endeavor to use the proper terminology.

(http://www.wicksteedpark.co.uk/images/content/Pavilion%20Nights/Disco%20Ball%2009%202.jpg)

EVERYBODY PRAY NOW
DUM
DUM DUM DUM DUM
DUM DUM DUM

EVERYBODY PRAY NOW

*Music trails off into the distance*
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Cramulus on February 16, 2010, 07:46:40 PM
that's the fuckin' ticket!

because yo, preaching at people is a gas. Just ask any southern baptist. Usually, only really religious types get to do it. But fuck that! I want to get all high and mighty at random pedestrians.

I used to hand out these dada sheets on the street corner in downtown stamford CT. Met a lot of interesting people that way. Some of the reactions were priceless. I'll never forget this one bearded dude who was reading the Frobnosticator Instructions and kept saying "This doesn't make any sense! Why the fuck are you doing this?" We wouldn't give him an explanation. He eventually left, sort of annoyed, but giggling nonstop. He just didn't know how to process it! I was a tickled pink.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: hooplala on February 16, 2010, 07:57:37 PM
What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: The Wizard on February 16, 2010, 08:38:06 PM
Nice.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 16, 2010, 09:28:05 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 16, 2010, 07:57:37 PM
What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?

Going back over my evening, it doesn't seem to relate to anything at all. I was going to dinner at my friend's house, and then I got a call from EOT that he was going stir-crazy and had left the house to go hang at a local watering hole, so I met him there and had a couple of drinks. Whatever we were talking about right before the epiphany wasn't even related. It was just BAM, Cram's in my head handing out pamphlets.

I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Telarus on February 16, 2010, 09:38:05 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 16, 2010, 09:46:10 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 09:28:05 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 16, 2010, 07:57:37 PM
What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?

Going back over my evening, it doesn't seem to relate to anything at all. I was going to dinner at my friend's house, and then I got a call from EOT that he was going stir-crazy and had left the house to go hang at a local watering hole, so I met him there and had a couple of drinks. Whatever we were talking about right before the epiphany wasn't even related. It was just BAM, Cram's in my head handing out pamphlets.

I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.

this sounds like a good bumpersticker.

"I GOT CRAMMED"

"CRAM IS MY CO-PILOT"

"CRAM BLESS AMERICA...AND NOWHERE ELSE!"
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on February 16, 2010, 09:49:06 PM
Hey if my mental health sabbatical continues boredom may force me to start preaching the Erisian word in my dad's dull as shit little town. Being delightfully mad means I have a primo get out clause too for when the really stuck up people start asking what I'm up to!
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Shai Hulud on February 16, 2010, 09:52:57 PM
Best thread ever!  Glad to hear about your miraculous conversion, Nigel, I'm intrigued to see how you direct your energies now:)  Since I just learned what QFT means, the following are QFT:

Quote from: Cramulus on February 16, 2010, 07:46:40 PM

because yo, preaching at people is a gas. Just ask any southern baptist. Usually, only really religious types get to do it. But fuck that! I want to get all high and mighty at random pedestrians.


Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 09:28:05 PM
I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.

Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 16, 2010, 09:46:10 PM
"I GOT CRAMMED"

"CRAM IS MY CO-PILOT"
:lulz:

Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 16, 2010, 09:53:04 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 16, 2010, 09:46:10 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 09:28:05 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 16, 2010, 07:57:37 PM
What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?

Going back over my evening, it doesn't seem to relate to anything at all. I was going to dinner at my friend's house, and then I got a call from EOT that he was going stir-crazy and had left the house to go hang at a local watering hole, so I met him there and had a couple of drinks. Whatever we were talking about right before the epiphany wasn't even related. It was just BAM, Cram's in my head handing out pamphlets.

I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.

this sounds like a good bumpersticker.

"I GOT CRAMMED"

"CRAM IS MY CO-PILOT"

"CRAM BLESS AMERICA...AND NOWHERE ELSE!"

:lulz:

"No Cram, no peace
Know Cram, know peace"
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 17, 2010, 04:45:35 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 07:23:47 PM
I had an epiphany last night. I no longer oppose Discordian evangelism; in fact, I support it wholeheartedly.

Because I realized that it's funny.

I totally agree, as long as it's somebody else preaching.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Kai on February 17, 2010, 04:52:16 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 09:53:04 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 16, 2010, 09:46:10 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 09:28:05 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 16, 2010, 07:57:37 PM
What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?

Going back over my evening, it doesn't seem to relate to anything at all. I was going to dinner at my friend's house, and then I got a call from EOT that he was going stir-crazy and had left the house to go hang at a local watering hole, so I met him there and had a couple of drinks. Whatever we were talking about right before the epiphany wasn't even related. It was just BAM, Cram's in my head handing out pamphlets.

I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.

this sounds like a good bumpersticker.

"I GOT CRAMMED"

"CRAM IS MY CO-PILOT"

"CRAM BLESS AMERICA...AND NOWHERE ELSE!"

:lulz:

"No Cram, no peace
Know Cram, know peace"


"No Cram, no piece (of pie)
Know Cram, know piece (of pie (carnally))"
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Dimocritus on February 17, 2010, 05:01:08 AM
I like this.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 17, 2010, 06:30:40 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 17, 2010, 04:52:16 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 09:53:04 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 16, 2010, 09:46:10 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 09:28:05 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 16, 2010, 07:57:37 PM
What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?

Going back over my evening, it doesn't seem to relate to anything at all. I was going to dinner at my friend's house, and then I got a call from EOT that he was going stir-crazy and had left the house to go hang at a local watering hole, so I met him there and had a couple of drinks. Whatever we were talking about right before the epiphany wasn't even related. It was just BAM, Cram's in my head handing out pamphlets.

I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.

this sounds like a good bumpersticker.

"I GOT CRAMMED"

"CRAM IS MY CO-PILOT"

"CRAM BLESS AMERICA...AND NOWHERE ELSE!"

:lulz:

"No Cram, no peace
Know Cram, know peace"


"No Cram, no piece (of pie)
Know Cram, know piece (of pie (carnally))"

PIE  :x
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on February 17, 2010, 09:55:55 PM
I have recently started using Cramulan as a verb.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 17, 2010, 09:56:38 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on February 17, 2010, 09:55:55 PM
I have recently started using Cramulan as a verb.


I've been using it as an adjective.  :sad:

Dok,
Doin' it wrong.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Jasper on February 17, 2010, 11:53:02 PM
No Cram, no moustache.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 17, 2010, 11:55:26 PM
I'm trying to figure out how Cramulan works as a verb.  :?
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 18, 2010, 12:58:02 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 17, 2010, 11:55:26 PM
I'm trying to figure out how Cramulan works as a verb.  :?

I actually use Cramulus and Cramulan as a noun, verb, and adjective.

One day I Cramulan down a Cramulan Cramulus.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Freeky on February 18, 2010, 01:21:03 AM
I accidently a Cramulan mustache, is that bad?
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 18, 2010, 02:15:48 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 18, 2010, 01:21:03 AM
I accidently a Cramulan mustache, is that bad?

I'm going to Cramulan a dildo.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: President Television on February 18, 2010, 02:20:00 AM
One of these days, I'll cramulan every cramulatin' last one of youse.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on February 18, 2010, 02:44:33 AM
To Cram or not to Cram, that is the question.
Weather tis cramuler in the mind to suffer
the staches and posters of outrageous Cramulans
Or to take arms against a sea of Cramuli
and by cramming them, end them, To die, to sleep.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Cramulus on February 18, 2010, 07:48:15 AM
Today's Cramulan tongue twister:

Cram rams cramming rams and rams cram a ham in cans.

say it five times, fast!
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Dr. Paes on February 18, 2010, 08:41:01 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 18, 2010, 07:48:15 AM
Today's Cramulan tongue twister:

Cram rams cramming rams and rams cram a ham in cans.

say it five times, fast!
I did this and my face experienced a hairsplosion!
I tried to shave off the mustache and two more took its place!
What sorcery is this!?
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Payne on February 18, 2010, 11:37:04 AM
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/mansell.jpg)

That is all.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Richter on February 18, 2010, 01:21:34 PM
Quote from: Kai on February 17, 2010, 04:52:16 AM

"No Cram, no piece (of pie)
Know Cram, know piece (of pie (carnally))"

I have never seen Cram eat pie.  When I realized this, I got The Fear.

What does it mean?  What is the horrible signifigance of this?  Why is there no Pie in His Cramulan Materials?
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Reginald Ret on February 18, 2010, 01:34:09 PM
Speaking of interesting sentences:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo bufallo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
the grammar is flawless.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Salty on February 19, 2010, 04:52:52 AM
You Just Got Cram'd propaganda. Small enough to hand out with ease, standard business card size.

http://ifile.it/8rlons0/youjustgotcramd3.jpg

Couldn't figure out scribd.

Also, sorry remmington, this was really just a test run.


ETA - I felt bad about including Remmington's gram in propaganda and removed it.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Remington on February 19, 2010, 05:08:10 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 19, 2010, 04:52:52 AM
ETA - I felt bad about including Remmington's gram in propaganda and removed it.
Thank you.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Salty on February 19, 2010, 05:10:35 AM
Yeah, sure!
It was funny, but not cool for strangers to just hand out. Nothing offensive.
I can pm it to you for your own giggles if you'd like.


ETA - Actually, I just trashed it. Don't know what I was thinking really.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Remington on February 19, 2010, 05:23:52 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 19, 2010, 05:10:35 AM
Yeah, sure!
It was funny, but not cool for strangers to just hand out. Nothing offensive.
I can pm it to you for your own giggles if you'd like.


ETA - Actually, I just trashed it. Don't know what I was thinking really.
Please do not use pictures of my family for published posters.

Hell, even for online stuff.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Salty on February 19, 2010, 05:27:21 AM
Yeah the more I think about it the more sorry I am.

Seriously man, that's wasn't cool of me at all. Won't happen again.
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2010, 05:32:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 18, 2010, 01:21:34 PM
Quote from: Kai on February 17, 2010, 04:52:16 AM

"No Cram, no piece (of pie)
Know Cram, know piece (of pie (carnally))"

I have never seen Cram eat pie.  When I realized this, I got The Fear.

What does it mean?  What is the horrible signifigance of this?  Why is there no Pie in His Cramulan Materials?

Know Cram, No Pie? :(
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Jasper on February 19, 2010, 06:22:46 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 18, 2010, 07:48:15 AM
Today's Cramulan tongue twister:

Cram rams cramming rams and rams cram a ham in cans.

say it five times, fast!

SSSSHHHHIIIIIII-
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: MMIX on February 19, 2010, 12:52:10 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 17, 2010, 11:53:02 PM
No horse, no Cram, no moustache.

no shit  :wink:
Title: Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
Post by: Cramulus on February 19, 2010, 02:23:35 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 19, 2010, 04:52:52 AM
You Just Got Cram'd propaganda. Small enough to hand out with ease, standard business card size.

http://ifile.it/8rlons0/youjustgotcramd3.jpg

Couldn't figure out scribd.

Also, sorry remmington, this was really just a test run.


ETA - I felt bad about including Remmington's gram in propaganda and removed it.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/youjustgotcramd3.jpg)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:mittens: