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#1
Principia Discussion / OVERRATED THINGS
September 05, 2005, 05:05:36 PM
Guys named Bob (that's Bob with ONE O, smartass!!)!
#2
Principia Discussion / STEAL THIS THREAD !!!
September 05, 2005, 04:54:21 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH ! You have taken my oh so OBVIOUS bait and now are ensnared in the tentacles of my ambush! You Discordians are so damn easy to trap it's like talking white guilt money out of Connecticut Poloticians !!! Now you will lie helpless as I unfold my nefarious plan to MMPH! ZAP! KAPOWIE!! CURSE YOU BATMAN !!!
#3
Or Kill Me / And now, a word from our sponsors(tm)
September 05, 2005, 04:08:14 PM
FIVE POUNDS OF BATSHIT IN THE FEATHERED NIGHT
#4
Or Kill Me / And now, a word from our sponsors(tm)
September 05, 2005, 04:07:59 PM
FIVE POUNDS OF BATSHIT IN THE FEATHERED NIGHT
#5
Or Kill Me / love my country, hate my government
September 05, 2005, 04:06:06 PM
JINKIES SCOOB !!!
#6
Or Kill Me / And now, a word from our sponsors(tm)
September 05, 2005, 03:58:06 PM
"[God] sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust." (Matthew 5:45)
"but mostly on the just, because the unjust steals the just's umbrella."
I'm striving to nurture as much wickedness and debauchery as I can muster in my own corner of the world - any help will be met with due humility (and wickedness and debauchery...).
#7
Or Kill Me / Dichotomy - Rant W
September 05, 2005, 03:53:13 PM
Will they ever find a unified theory of physics?
String theory - the top contender currently - involves 11 dimensions and a new force called supergravity [seriously]. And if a theory is found to explain life, the universe and everything, will the universe not cease to exist once it has been found out?
#8
Or Kill Me / Rant 121: Damned Things
September 04, 2005, 03:53:47 PM
my car has a big open spot for this one !!!
#9
Or Kill Me / love my country, hate my government
September 04, 2005, 03:51:15 PM
I was going for 23 originally, but you did'nt notice the adherence to the law of fives ???
#10
Principia Discussion / STEAL THIS THREAD !!!
September 04, 2005, 02:56:44 PM
Take my post ... please
#12
Literate Chaotic / TROLL THIS...
September 03, 2005, 09:02:47 PM
#13
Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
August 08, 2005, 10:25:57 PM
lube up my pistons
her carberator purrrrrs
machinegasm

next topic... peeing your pants in public
#14
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Mad Mod MedeoRoger:

My sister brought home Cthulhu one day and my parents are letting her keep It as a pet. Cthulhu now resides in my closet and stares at me at night. Help.

I suggest you duct tape an elder sign to each hand, and then swat him vigorously.

That's always worked for me.

On the other hand, you COULD always have "Bob" come over and deal with it...but this usually leads to "Bob" getting all hot and bothered, and the mess just isn't worth it.

i would be happy to help, nonetheless  :)
#15
Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
August 08, 2005, 03:43:34 PM
dingling berries
so exquisite in taste
grow only in mind

next topic...the declining popularity of George W. Bush's handling of the war in Iraq