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JamesStrangefellow, you are an insufferable son of a bitch, evidently too socially inept to detect the subtle cues that your contributions are being rejected and mocked, let alone grasp the how and why of this rejection. The activity in threads you are contributing to is taking place in spite of your posts, each of which reads like a pointed refusal to communicate.

This is no way to make friends and the feedback of the members of this community should have made that clear.

Our only hope is that you very young, in which case perhaps we can tolerate you with condescending head pats, pulling punches when we must give negative feedback and by patiently ignoring your nonsense because we are after all VERY NICE PEOPLE and would like to give you space to develop into a less irritating person.

ill just say this once, not to everyone, but to the people who evidently are quite fond of me...

FUCK YOU.

Your 'type' is nearing its end.
My 'type' is taking our rightful place in the world.

you can't scare me away.
i really don't  get pissed at insults and mockery from people i don't respect.
you're so ironic and sophomoric it makes me sick.
remember, indifference is worse than hated.
i hope those that love you don't give up on you so easily.

OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD...

I hope you're just really, really young.

I feel that you are in for crushed dreams, here.

This has "27-33 year old with no defined skills" written all over it.

What I want to know is why every single one of these "crazy" fuckers writes exactly the same way? It's like they lifted it from a template somewhere. Short posts, lots of "random" line breaks, semi-coherent, with inconsistent capitalization and repetitive use of emotes. Is it from some kind of manual? "Pretending to be mentally ill on the internet"?

I don't think a template is required.  I think there's a lazy way to be "weird".

ZoMg i'm so ra

ndom

! 

  you really enjoy having "conversations with yourself" don't you?

I assumed he meant how everyone on the internet hates us.

poeples everywhere hate the dissolution of their order for you by your own liberty.
it don't make sense to me.
a bird never sings as beautifully in a cage.
they also probably subliminally recognize you are in the vibration of the big vibrator and that affects different people different ways.
some rejoice, others not...

I hope you're just really, really young.

hope and youth are both so beautiful.

thank you.

here's my day of discordia of the day....

WEIRD IS JUST WIRED DIFFERENTLY. 

(patent and t shit pending)

i'll just tiptoe through these tulips over here

We're the Terminal City people.  We terminate your cities.  You ever notice how some city airports don't actually support connecting flights (Looking at you, Providence & Tucson)?  Every flight stops there.  And there you are, in Terminal City.  Your prognosis isn't good...But would you WANT it to be, when you think about it?  We are the uncontrolled cell division specialists.  We started out somewhere fairly harmless, but we are everywhere now.  Who are we?

roger, im pretty sure you're the mural at the denver international airport.

or would you rather be the red eyed horsey? they are, you know....endowed....
and the sculptor even got killed by it!
all kinds of stuff to work with there. 

its just great to have shit like this in writing

so i loved this song when i was a kid and suggest that it be played at my fun-eral.   

But here's the thing, I've heard it backmasked.

I really have enjoyed some mary jane over the years (sorry eris)

I guess in the end for me, it's a chicken or egg question on loop.

GREAT baseline though. Timeless.

I'm going to assume you are referring to Linger Ficken Good by the Revolting Cocks.

thanks. never heard that before.

i really like it.

is this a buckethead side project?

i just needed to modify to say it keeps getting better.

It sure does, until the last ten seconds or so, but YMMV.  And yes, to the side project thingie.

haha. yeah if that shit played for another 10 seconds it would have earwormed into my brain and revo would rule the world.
Revco definitely reminds me of Extensive Enterprise,the evil corp ( i know im an oxymoron) that funded Cobra on G.I. Joe

So I really have a question for everyone....

I'm new.

Why do people hate discordia so much? I had an easier time when i was an evangelical non demonational christian going around the supermarket/outfield with my bible.

Shouldn't people at least embrace discord on a superficial level?

Does Crowley just get hype because he's a good chess player?

Who are we?  We're the Discordia People.  We put our Discordia into your country, using Grandfather's old-fashioned techniques.  We are the leg-sawyers.  We saw the legs off, hand-crafting apocalypse so that you get VALUE for your dollar.  Try this little test:  Look at our competitor's product.  You can't.  Because there's a black bag over your head, and you're in the back of a police van.  Now look at our product.  You can't.  Because you've pulled your eyeballs out of your head and the Skinsaw Queen has woven them into her cloak.  See the difference?  Well, perhaps that last bit was a poor choice of words.  Who are we?

sometimes that comes off as a bit contrarian i feel.
it seems the ego wants to see itself as iron sharpening iron, but sometimes you're just a dip in the cool water. 
or some jerk trying to rip of the blacksmith for a gold piece.

what is she holding?

it looks like a tennis racket to me. or a hair dryer.

or a new combo of the 2.

my final answer is an eris  face bubble wand.

I saw a iron man one at the dollar store the other day that may require 'further research'

That's her hand, dude.

Anyway, to answer your question, what's your approach? If people don't like your sales pitch, they're not going to buy your product. Who are you trying to sell your product to? Do you have a proper jingle for your TV ads? You need a proper jingle. Something that will get stuck in their heads, but not so obnoxious that they'll hate it on principle. How about the packaging, is it easy to open up once they've purchased their Discordia^TM

well i go with the sales pitch that worked wonders for me in my brief sales career. no sales approach
im just me. that's always been something to deal with on some level.
i will admit since i just got the 2007 hardcover PD in the mail this week, i've been bringing it around to me.
that will magnify the reactions for sure. At the end of the night yesterday, some dude even tried to steal it from me!  it's like they want a parable of everything played out right before them. And i oblige gracefully...
discordia definitely puts more contraptions in my utility belt though, so in the end the greyfaces are annoyed, but i feel they do it to themselves.
one example, this past sunday im chatting with my downstairs neighbor outside of his place and another neighbor comes by, we greet her warmy., Then are asked 'why she didn't see us in church this morning?'
ACTIONi didn't do it man....

what is she holding?

it looks like a tennis racket to me. or a hair dryer.

or a new combo of the 2.

my final answer is an eris  face bubble wand.

I saw a iron man one at the dollar store the other day that may require 'further research'

its kind of whatever...

is that the problem?

too much freedom?

fear is scary. ill give you that.