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Hey Cain, what's the deal with the Haitian assassination? Big bag of fun?

https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/gb-news-week-1-it-takes-until-tuesday-to-go-full-wingnut-1.4596133?mode=amp

Accurately sums up launch of gb news. No one yet pushing the legatum links but from a quick look that's a whole other shitshow.

Fucking useless is about right. How every pmqs is not a public flogging is just bewildering.

I'm honestly considering an open letter to the chap. The lawyer shtick isn't working, you need someone willing to throw pig Latin in his face and mock the fucker until he does the decent thing and hangs himself. Possibly harsh, but I can tell you of around 130,000 others that would probably agree.

So at the last count, 6 sleaze enquiries, more overt corruption than can be easily summarised and the total resignations stands at, er, 1. Over none of the above.

"the last 36 hours has been eye opening". Silly bastard. You could have worked this out at any time over the last 36 YEARS

Reports now of 2 herniated discs. I'm not au fait with current torture methodology, but I would guess the back and head are a bit off limits due to the chances of an accidental bugger up.

There's no way he's going to be able to walk out of prison at this rate. Assuming no one fucks up and he survives his sentence.

Pretty sure he's only alive as an ongoing example of "don't fuck with me".

I'm assuming a lot of effort is being put into keeping him alive at a very particular level of comfort.

https://apnews.com/article/race-and-ethnicity-london-coronavirus-pandemic-boris-johnson-5be74eb83e1c22f27efa13265c3a6681

Well, the good news is that the UK isn't racist.   

phew, we really dodged a bullet there . . .

There was also the traditional resignation of a race relations minister dealy that you've never heard of for the full ho ho.

That's a serious suitcase of kompromat that he's got. Must have been busy gathering it since the last go.

It's more likely than an outpouring of bipartisan goodwill, anyway.

Oh, it's better than I thought then.

I still say el chapo would do more for getting the economy moving though.

So, no increase in poverty level wages, no unilateral action on student loans, kids still going into cages, slow and shonky foreign policy.... Without some serious ginger up his arse, I can't see much of the damage of the last gimp being fully undone. If anything, I'm strongly suspecting that not pushing this kind of shit through is going to lead to a horrible redo.

If this is the current evolution of the two man con, it really is taking the piss and you lot will need the sheen/el chapo leadership I've suggested for a while.

Jesus wept. Dunning krueger strikes again. Or, it throws your whole body of work and reputation under question.

Yeah, alt lite in 4 months, full on "microphones in the cheese!" meth standard in 8.

Oh shit.

Another 3 returning posters and there's a full on catastrophe brewing. Meanwhile, texas is a frozen hell. I'm not saying you're responsible, just that you should apologise and make a suitable donation of sledding equipment.

Thanks, have missed the winner stuff, funny enough to look at or third rate drama?

Hey Cain, what's happening with greenwald/the intercept? Looks like a total shitshow, on both sides.

Ah, a path of exile man.