Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: altered on June 07, 2020, 01:17:21 AM

Title: Hey TWJ
Post by: altered on June 07, 2020, 01:17:21 AM
https://twitter.com/ebooks_goetia

Let's do some post-Luciferian procedurally generated demonic summonings
Title: Re: Hey TWJ
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on June 07, 2020, 02:23:49 AM
Quote from: altered on June 07, 2020, 01:17:21 AM
https://twitter.com/ebooks_goetia

Let's do some post-Luciferian procedurally generated demonic summonings

Ugh what is this smut!? I'm in!  :evil:

I made a point of not studying the Goetia in detail.If a demonic summoning ever comes up the best one can expect out of me is "You! Owlyboi! You wanna get fucked up by an insane primate with nothing better to do!? Do you have any IDEA where I might leave your sigils or numerologicalizzly summon you? Hope you like Creed asshole!!" But I guess I could take a closer look if it's for them lulz. No promises on consequences tho.
Title: Re: Hey TWJ
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on June 07, 2020, 02:27:07 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Wow! This is MUCH more advanced than that lesser key shit or whatever. THIS is ART!!
Title: Re: Hey TWJ
Post by: altered on June 07, 2020, 02:39:32 AM
This is literally Erisian demonology. Let's go!
Title: Re: Hey TWJ
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on June 07, 2020, 02:54:16 AM
Well I'm thinkin' this one could bee good for a first grab as a utilityboi for trolls, spies, meme-thieves, counterfeiters, you get the idea. Shit i find it amusing to be taking a copy to "capture" it so to speak. Note it's demon of imitators, not imitation itself. More to be invoked for the doers of the deeds or upon equipment. Might make for a VERY interesting watermark for the propagation of a meme.
Title: Re: Hey TWJ
Post by: minuspace on June 07, 2020, 05:29:46 AM
Bless this thread.
Title: Re: Hey TWJ
Post by: altered on June 07, 2020, 07:09:21 AM
Same people also made a glitch-tarot bot.

https://twitter.com/thelastdeck

Looks like it draws three cards and corrupts them via a variety of methods. This is some next level divination. The distortions themselves are something to read into. The cards are just barely recognizable half the time.

I’m loving this weird ass post-occultism.

Where is Cram? I was a fool to have not looped him in earlier.

Paging Professor Cramulus, Professor Cramulus to the Summoning Circle, Professor Cramulus. We found you some toys.

The most recent one as of making this post was THIS:

https://twitter.com/thelastdeck/status/1269449130990096388?s=21

Take a gander at that. Standard three card read makes that look absolutely mad.

The Magician, more or less unaltered.
Death, divided and rearranged lengthwise and covered in what I can only interpret as notes or flyers.
The Hierophant (check the number), dissolving into a weird obelisk and misting off the bottom.
Title: Re: Hey TWJ
Post by: Cain on June 07, 2020, 12:47:26 PM
My favourite so far is Doctor VJESTAZEL, demon of flowcharts
Title: Re: Hey TWJ
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on June 07, 2020, 06:01:15 PM
So looking around and through some somewhatrelated threads I found this.

https://twitter.com/MythologyBot

I'm guessing this is a similar method for written concepts. Like mythological premise just begging for detail to be filled in. Might make for an interesting writing challenge to have MythologyBot generate a statement and then have folks tell stories and describe metaphysical systems that at least symbolically fit in some sense. The random serial number generator is of course part of what you are to interpret. Genre would be up to the writer or agreed upon by those in the challenges.

"A2494.16.4 Enmity between bird and lizard." would be incorrect because the line breaks likewise seem semi-randomized.

It must be:

"A2494.16.4
Enmity between bird
and lizard."

in consideration.

QuoteA2494.16.4
Enmity between bird
and lizard.

QuoteH1382.2.1
Quest
for unknown lines
of poem.

QuoteJ2131.3
Numskull injures his limbs.

QuoteA1263.5
Man created
from animal horns
that bloomed
and bore him
as fruit.

For extra spice you could make a divinatory interpretation if you add the date and time of posting as a factor.

QuoteA1388.1
Hate released among mankind.
5:44 AM ยท Jun 5, 2020