YOU FUCKERS ASKED FOR IT...
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I'M BREAKIN' BOUNDARIES AND EXPANDING MY DOMAIN. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. THE SOVEREIGN PRINCIPALITY OF KAOUSUU IS FED UP WITH BEING STUCK IN THE CONFINES OF A 45 MILE STRETCH OF I-95 AND HAS GROWN TO ENCOMPASS THE ATTLEBORO AREA UP TO THE WRENTHAM OUTLET MALL IN MASSACHUSETTS AS WELL AS MANSFIELD AND FOXBORO(NOTICE HOW I CAREFULLY AVOIDED FALL RIVER), MYSTIC, NEW LONDON, AND WATERFORD CONNECTICUT, AND THE SUU ANCESTRAL GROUNDS OF THE LONG ISLAND SOUTH SHORE.
FOR THOSE THAT LIVE ALONG THE 495 LOOP IN WHICH I HAVE DEVOURED, BE ADVISED THAT YOUR FUCKING HIGHWAY IS ABOUT TO GET FIXED, AND THAT I AM REMOVING TOLLS ON THE STRETCH OF THE MASSPIKE I'VE TAKEN UNDER MY CONTROL.
THE GROTON SUBMARINE BASE IS TO BE OFFICIALLY RENAMED THE HIMEOBS INSTITUTE FOR HIGHER UNDERWATER EXPLOITATION, AND TAUNTON IS TO BE NOW KNOWN AS TAUN-TAUN.
THAT IS ALL.
Hell, yeah. And if those pansies in the "Pentagon" have a problem with this, tell them to piss up a rope. Don't take any guff from the bastards, they're bluffing.
I'm really only worried about the Richterian Synod getting pissed that I'm right on top of Worcester now. Other than that, I now have control of the New England Patriots, which will be renamed shortly.
Name them the New England Clusterfucks!!!!
Hey, hey, hhheeeey!
I'll only accept this on the condition that I have continued dominance over the Southampton area. I have been stewing a bucket of weirdness there and do not want my work interrupted by politics.
You have maybe 10 minutes to re - draw that map before the incursion into the Demense of Leln is noticed.
I wouldn't want you to set her upon yourself without some sort of warning.
Otherwise, my sword and lance can arbitrate the swelling difference of my separate hate.
Quote from: Cainad on August 27, 2009, 10:32:28 PM
Hey, hey, hhheeeey!
I'll only accept this on the condition that I have continued dominance over the Southampton area. I have been stewing a bucket of weirdness there and do not want my work interrupted by politics.
I will allow you to remain my steward to the Hamptons.
Quote from: Richter on August 27, 2009, 10:33:05 PM
You have maybe 10 minutes to re - draw that map before the incursion into the Demense of Leln is noticed.
I wouldn't want you to set her upon yourself without some sort of warning.
Otherwise, my sword and lance can arbitrate the swelling difference of my separate hate.
She may think this is a good thing. I AM fixing 495.
It will do no good. Leln doesn't drive ON 495. The road holds her car 1 ft. off the surface for fear of offending her.
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 10:35:28 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 27, 2009, 10:32:28 PM
Hey, hey, hhheeeey!
I'll only accept this on the condition that I have continued dominance over the Southampton area. I have been stewing a bucket of weirdness there and do not want my work interrupted by politics.
I will allow you to remain my steward to the Hamptons.
:banana: It's for the best, trust me. You want nothing to do with a bunch of disaffected potheads (my school) and hideously oversized beach houses (5 minutes drive from my school).
Quote from: Richter on August 27, 2009, 10:37:11 PM
It will do no good. Leln doesn't drive ON 495. The road holds her car 1 ft. off the surface for fear of offending her.
146 is getting an overhaul too. I swear, the minute I drive over the stateline it feels like we have a flat...then I realize it's just Massachusetts.
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 10:21:14 PM
I'm really only worried about the Richterian Synod getting pissed that I'm right on top of Worcester now.
Well, shit. There goes the East Coast.
After confiding with Richter on the phone, he said Worcester isn't is problem anymore. However Leln's rage is enough to keep me away from Worcester...for now.
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 10:41:26 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 27, 2009, 10:37:11 PM
It will do no good. Leln doesn't drive ON 495. The road holds her car 1 ft. off the surface for fear of offending her.
146 is getting an overhaul too. I swear, the minute I drive over the stateline it feels like we have a flat...then I realize it's just Massachusetts.
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 10:51:40 PM
After confiding with Richter on the phone, he said Worcester isn't is problem anymore. However Leln's rage is enough to keep me away from Worcester...for now.
That's good, but I still suggest you pull back and entrench yourself beyond my reach. While I can understand my brother's distaste for this area, I am nevertheless High Steward of these Demesnes since he left. You come far too close to encroaching, and I may soon feel the need to take up a spear. And remember, I can summon the Bibliophilic Phalanxes, and you DO NOT want to experience their displeasure. And even that won't prepare you for when the plague-carrying squirrel units hit your lines. Get off my lawn.
:lol:
I asked you nicely not to step foot into Bristol County. I demand Attleboro back and Taun-Taun, which shall be kept with its new name.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 27, 2009, 11:21:29 PM
I asked you nicely not to step foot into Bristol County. I demand Attleboro back and Taun-Taun, which shall be kept with its new name.
The Great Desert Alliance informs you that it will back Suu in the current crisis. Unless Leln gets jumpy, in which case we're heading back to the mountains.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 27, 2009, 11:21:29 PM
I asked you nicely not to step foot into Bristol County. I demand Attleboro back and Taun-Taun, which shall be kept with its new name.
No. Yankee Spirits and Emerald Square Mall are MINE. I live on Rte 1A/Washington St/Newport Ave, call it what you will. It's only fair that I take the Attleboros. I CAN SEE MASSACHUSETTS FROM MY HOUSE.
Quote from: leln on August 27, 2009, 11:06:35 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 10:41:26 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 27, 2009, 10:37:11 PM
It will do no good. Leln doesn't drive ON 495. The road holds her car 1 ft. off the surface for fear of offending her.
146 is getting an overhaul too. I swear, the minute I drive over the stateline it feels like we have a flat...then I realize it's just Massachusetts.
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 10:51:40 PM
After confiding with Richter on the phone, he said Worcester isn't is problem anymore. However Leln's rage is enough to keep me away from Worcester...for now.
That's good, but I still suggest you pull back and entrench yourself beyond my reach. While I can understand my brother's distaste for this area, I am nevertheless High Steward of these Demesnes since he left. You come far too close to encroaching, and I may soon feel the need to take up a spear. And remember, I can summon the Bibliophilic Phalanxes, and you DO NOT want to experience their displeasure. And even that won't prepare you for when the plague-carrying squirrel units hit your lines. Get off my lawn.
Very well, I will withdraw down 495 to Bellingham, but the Masspike is forever your problem.
I control all ambulance flow in Bristol County. Abandon the territory or watch me divert every drug addled Fall Riverite from Charlton and St. Anne's hospital over to your nice little Morton and Sturdy hospital.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 11:23:02 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 27, 2009, 11:21:29 PM
I asked you nicely not to step foot into Bristol County. I demand Attleboro back and Taun-Taun, which shall be kept with its new name.
The Great Desert Alliance informs you that it will back Suu in the current crisis. Unless Leln gets jumpy, in which case we're heading back to the mountains.
Richter told you about those people who tried to sell me magazines then?
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 11:57:28 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 27, 2009, 11:21:29 PM
I asked you nicely not to step foot into Bristol County. I demand Attleboro back and Taun-Taun, which shall be kept with its new name.
No. Yankee Spirits and Emerald Square Mall are MINE. I live on Rte 1A/Washington St/Newport Ave, call it what you will. It's only fair that I take the Attleboros. I CAN SEE MASSACHUSETTS FROM MY HOUSE.
Quote from: leln on August 27, 2009, 11:06:35 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 10:41:26 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 27, 2009, 10:37:11 PM
It will do no good. Leln doesn't drive ON 495. The road holds her car 1 ft. off the surface for fear of offending her.
146 is getting an overhaul too. I swear, the minute I drive over the stateline it feels like we have a flat...then I realize it's just Massachusetts.
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 10:51:40 PM
After confiding with Richter on the phone, he said Worcester isn't is problem anymore. However Leln's rage is enough to keep me away from Worcester...for now.
That's good, but I still suggest you pull back and entrench yourself beyond my reach. While I can understand my brother's distaste for this area, I am nevertheless High Steward of these Demesnes since he left. You come far too close to encroaching, and I may soon feel the need to take up a spear. And remember, I can summon the Bibliophilic Phalanxes, and you DO NOT want to experience their displeasure. And even that won't prepare you for when the plague-carrying squirrel units hit your lines. Get off my lawn.
Very well, I will withdraw down 495 to Bellingham, but the Masspike is forever your problem.
Hmm. Very well, I'll let it pass for the moment, but you're still a bit too cousinly-kissing close for my taste. Mind your manners.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2009, 12:35:30 AM
I control all ambulance flow in Bristol County. Abandon the territory or watch me divert every drug addled Fall Riverite from Charlton and St. Anne's hospital over to your nice little Morton and Sturdy hospital.
You mean they don't already?
You'll have to do better than that. Remember I live in
Pawtucket.
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 01:46:32 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2009, 12:35:30 AM
I control all ambulance flow in Bristol County. Abandon the territory or watch me divert every drug addled Fall Riverite from Charlton and St. Anne's hospital over to your nice little Morton and Sturdy hospital.
You mean they don't already?
You'll have to do better than that. Remember I live in Pawtucket.
I will, unfortunately, have to resort to the big guns.
Ahem.
May I
please retain my county?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2009, 02:06:44 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 01:46:32 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2009, 12:35:30 AM
I control all ambulance flow in Bristol County. Abandon the territory or watch me divert every drug addled Fall Riverite from Charlton and St. Anne's hospital over to your nice little Morton and Sturdy hospital.
You mean they don't already?
You'll have to do better than that. Remember I live in Pawtucket.
I will, unfortunately, have to resort to the big guns.
Ahem.
May I please retain my county?
Your county is named after a county and town in Rhode Island.
I mean...I DID leave you Fall River!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 10:45:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 10:21:14 PM
I'm really only worried about the Richterian Synod getting pissed that I'm right on top of Worcester now.
Well, shit. There goes the East Coast.
Surely you only mean the
North-East.
I'ma keep mah swamp thankin yew vury muchly.
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You Nurthern n Dry folk wooden lass a day dawn hur anyhoo.
Quote from: Squid on August 28, 2009, 03:08:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 10:45:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 10:21:14 PM
I'm really only worried about the Richterian Synod getting pissed that I'm right on top of Worcester now.
Well, shit. There goes the East Coast.
Surely you only mean the North-East.
I'ma keep mah swamp thankin yew vury muchly.
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You Nurthern n Dry folk wooden lass a day dawn hur anyhoo.
Cthulhu is a resident of Massachusetts. Damnit.
He moved down to the swamp. To be with me. ME!
Oh. You didn't get the memo.
Sorry.
Better you than me I suppose.
But Dagon stays!
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 03:02:17 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2009, 02:06:44 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 01:46:32 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2009, 12:35:30 AM
I control all ambulance flow in Bristol County. Abandon the territory or watch me divert every drug addled Fall Riverite from Charlton and St. Anne's hospital over to your nice little Morton and Sturdy hospital.
You mean they don't already?
You'll have to do better than that. Remember I live in Pawtucket.
I will, unfortunately, have to resort to the big guns.
Ahem.
May I please retain my county?
Your county is named after a county and town in Rhode Island.
I mean...I DID leave you Fall River!
Gee. Thanks. :kingmeh:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2009, 03:16:55 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 03:02:17 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2009, 02:06:44 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 01:46:32 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2009, 12:35:30 AM
I control all ambulance flow in Bristol County. Abandon the territory or watch me divert every drug addled Fall Riverite from Charlton and St. Anne's hospital over to your nice little Morton and Sturdy hospital.
You mean they don't already?
You'll have to do better than that. Remember I live in Pawtucket.
I will, unfortunately, have to resort to the big guns.
Ahem.
May I please retain my county?
Your county is named after a county and town in Rhode Island.
I mean...I DID leave you Fall River!
Gee. Thanks. :kingmeh:
I mean...It has it's charm...right? I'll throw in Somerset and Swansea, but I gotta keep Seekonk, as my home is literally flanked by Seekonk and Attleboro.
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 03:16:46 AM
Better you than me I suppose.
But Dagon stays!
Yeah, he often has terrible gas.
You keep yer doggone dagon.
Fall River's only charm is that it makes New Bedford look less awful by comparison.
Yeah. We kinda don't want Fall River so close anymore. It's starting to creep us out.
Also, which one should I target first? The Sagamore or the Bourne? Now that Kennedy is dead I figure it's time to set Cape Cod free.
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 03:38:35 AM
Yeah. We kinda don't want Fall River so close anymore. It's starting to creep us out.
Also, which one should I target first? The Sagamore or the Bourne? Now that Kennedy is dead I figure it's time to set Cape Cod free on fire.
P-Town is already flaming don't see why the whole damn cape can't be ablaze.
:D
I see that you are wise that you only want the South fork/shore of LI.
The Quantum States of Jack have claimed Greenport to Oyster Bay, and I don't think you want to go toe to toe with a man who caused his cancer to disappear simply because he couldn't observe it.
Also, I heareby announce that the territory once known as Jamaica Plain is now under the control of FAPLAND.
The Faplanders also claim the Arboretum and Larz Anderson Park.
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 01:38:18 PM
I see that you are wise that you only want the South fork/shore of LI.
The Quantum States of Jack have claimed Greenport to Oyster Bay, and I don't think you want to go toe to toe with a man who caused his cancer to disappear simply because he couldn't observe it.
Also, I heareby announce that the territory once known as Jamaica Plain is now under the control of FAPLAND.
The Faplanders also claim the Arboretum and Larz Anderson Park.
I purposely left the Northshore for you. But you have to share the wine.
...Wait, your dad's cancer up and disappeared?
We tried to see how fast it was progressing; but when we did that, we couldn't locate it.
LMNO
-not above resorting to bad physics jokes.
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 02:57:43 PM
We tried to see how fast it was progressing; but when we did that, we couldn't locate it.
LMNO
-not above resorting to bad physics jokes.
Congrats. Spontaneous remission FTW.
The Majestic Imperium of Cupcake has laid claim to Allston, Brighton, and Cambridge. I shall enslave the undergraduates and turn them into my peons, and any who flaunt my will shall be dangled off the BU Bridge and slowly lowered into the Charles.
Also, I'm coming for Brookline. The Publick House will be MINE!
This place is getting some serious redecorating.
Quote from: PopeTom on August 28, 2009, 05:13:02 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 03:38:35 AM
Yeah. We kinda don't want Fall River so close anymore. It's starting to creep us out.
Also, which one should I target first? The Sagamore or the Bourne? Now that Kennedy is dead I figure it's time to set Cape Cod free on fire.
P-Town is already flaming don't see why the whole damn cape can't be ablaze.
:D
Seasonal. It gets bleak as the rest of the coastline in winter. :sad:
Suu: Since I'm privy to yuor property purloining, and your privaterring penchant, I should warn you against trying for the south shore coast. I know the hazards, tides, and current decently well.
DC, you can have Allston. Feh.
I have claimed the area of Brookline that borders Jamaica Pond. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Haha! My plot to put the Greater Boston Cabal against each other has gone into full swing!
SOON THEY WILL KILL EACH OTHER OFF AND BOSTON WILL BE MINE!
"Kill" each other?
THIS IS FAPLAND! THERE ARE FATES WORSE THAN DEATH!
And I'm still 45 miles away!
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 03:09:12 PM
DC, you can have Allston. Feh.
I have claimed the area of Brookline that borders Jamaica Pond. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
As long as I can have the Publick House, you can go crazy. Oh, and Coolidge Corner. There's so much good stuff there.
I'm taking Allston because I intend to crush the souls of all the undergrads and turn them into my slaves. I'll then bulldoze the entire place and set them to work turning it into my vision for the future.
MAJESTIC IMPERIUM WILL BE MAJESTIC
Just keep your skirmishing out of TRONE, mkay?
Just in case, I'm gonna start arming the Moose with laser-cannons.
I'd lay claim to Allston, but I have no desire to deal with the administrative crap from the morons/hipster assholes here. You guys can run the place and deal with the headaches! Suckers!
Oh, and I'll continue to ignore any borders I feel get in my way. Enjoy :mrgreen:
Far as I see, I can still lay claim to Essex County, the Land of Meh. No-one else wants the smelly Merrimack River, right?! That and southern NH seeing as I'm a stone's throw away and is cheap booze and fireworks. Which is always a good combination. MUAHAHAHA
All you Boston fucks leave The Sunset Grill and Tap alone.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2009, 08:31:04 PM
All you Boston fucks leave The Sunset Grill and Tap alone.
Sorry, already claimed in my Allston Smack Down.
And anyway, it's OVERRATED.
I may make unwarrented incursions on Gitlo's Dim Sum Bakery and Deep Ellum, however.
Deep Ellum is stupid close to me, but I've never been. Should I give it a go?
I want to try Alfredo's. I hear it's freaking amazing, and cheap.
Good food, unusual and good beer selection. I'd reccomend.
I just got very confused there...considering Deep Ellum is a neighborhood in Dallas.
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 08:54:28 PM
I just got very confused there...considering Deep Ellum is a neighborhood in Dallas.
Dallas is more a state of mind. Like Chinatown, only not as cool.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 08:55:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 08:54:28 PM
I just got very confused there...considering Deep Ellum is a neighborhood in Dallas.
Dallas is more a state of mind. Like Chinatown, only not as cool.
I wasn't impressed with Deep Ellum. It was like a clean Ybor City...only now Ybor City IS clean. :cry:
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 09:11:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 08:55:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 08:54:28 PM
I just got very confused there...considering Deep Ellum is a neighborhood in Dallas.
Dallas is more a state of mind. Like Chinatown, only not as cool.
I wasn't impressed with Deep Ellum. It was like a clean Ybor City...only now Ybor City IS clean. :cry:
That's the problem with America today.
Nobody remembers how to have dirty badfun.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:18:22 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 09:11:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 08:55:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 08:54:28 PM
I just got very confused there...considering Deep Ellum is a neighborhood in Dallas.
Dallas is more a state of mind. Like Chinatown, only not as cool.
I wasn't impressed with Deep Ellum. It was like a clean Ybor City...only now Ybor City IS clean. :cry:
That's the problem with America today.
Nobody remembers how to have dirty badfun.
Squid can tell you, Ybor City used to be the sleeze of the skeeze in Tampa. Now it got all "reborn" and it's "family friendly". :argh!:
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 09:45:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:18:22 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 09:11:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 08:55:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 08:54:28 PM
I just got very confused there...considering Deep Ellum is a neighborhood in Dallas.
Dallas is more a state of mind. Like Chinatown, only not as cool.
I wasn't impressed with Deep Ellum. It was like a clean Ybor City...only now Ybor City IS clean. :cry:
That's the problem with America today.
Nobody remembers how to have dirty badfun.
Squid can tell you, Ybor City used to be the sleeze of the skeeze in Tampa. Now it got all "reborn" and it's "family friendly". :argh!:
They did that on 4th avenue in Tucson. I blinked, and all the porn shops, etc, were replaced by kitschy boutiques.
:crankey:
A world without porn is a world in which I don't want to live. :cry:
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 09:53:27 PM
A world without porn is a world in which I don't want to live. :cry:
WHO NEEDS PRON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE FAUX-HOHOKUM "ART"?
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 10:01:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:56:26 PM
WHO NEEDS PRON
ME GODDAMMIT
No, you just need a mirror. I mean, that's all *I* would need, if I were you.
TGRR,
Would never leave the fucking house. No shit.
EVELAND HAS ANNEXED CLEVELAND CIRCLE. THIS IS ALL.
I can has New Haven nao?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:48:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 09:45:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:18:22 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 09:11:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 08:55:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 08:54:28 PM
I just got very confused there...considering Deep Ellum is a neighborhood in Dallas.
Dallas is more a state of mind. Like Chinatown, only not as cool.
I wasn't impressed with Deep Ellum. It was like a clean Ybor City...only now Ybor City IS clean. :cry:
That's the problem with America today.
Nobody remembers how to have dirty badfun.
Squid can tell you, Ybor City used to be the sleeze of the skeeze in Tampa. Now it got all "reborn" and it's "family friendly". :argh!:
They did that on 4th avenue in Tucson. I blinked, and all the porn shops, etc, were replaced by kitschy boutiques.
:crankey:
:cry:
Now I need somewhere else to open that skeezy bookshop I always wanted.
I miss the old skeezy Ybor.
All we really have left is south orange blossom trail, and that place is just too skeezy even for me.
Also getting knifed for being white/female/human/alive/2 legged/not on drugs/conscious is not my idea of a good time.
Quote from: Squid on August 29, 2009, 04:57:21 AM
I miss the old skeezy Ybor.
All we really have left is south orange blossom trail, and that place is just too skeezy even for me.
Also getting knifed for being white/female/human/alive/2 legged/not on drugs/conscious is not my idea of a good time.
You say that like they won't knife a corpse.
in all fairness they will knife anything.
they're like stabby zombies.
Quote from: Suu on August 29, 2009, 04:47:14 AM
I can has New Haven nao?
No. New Haven county is still Eveland. Now it just has an additional spot.. kind of like Alaska, except a lot smaller. A LOT smaller.
Why the fuck would you want New Haven?
My parents still live there.
I can kill off Yale undergrads.
Good falafel!
And as much as Toad's suucks, they get some pretty good bands now and then.
Quote from: LMNO on August 29, 2009, 02:54:14 PM
Why the fuck would you want New Haven?
For the pizza.
-Suu
forever remains unimpressed with RI pizza
If any new taxes appear on the Bridgdeport-Port Jefferson ferry, there is gonna be some old-school royal whining. :argh!:
Quote from: Cainad on August 29, 2009, 03:21:28 PM
If any new taxes appear on the Bridgdeport-Port Jefferson ferry, there is gonna be some old-school royal whining. :argh!:
I have nothing to do with Bridgeport. Fuck that place. The New London-Orient Ferry is superior.
Quote from: Richter on August 29, 2009, 03:23:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 29, 2009, 02:54:14 PM
Why the fuck would you want New Haven?
Bar.
Hey now, we have amazing bars in Providence, and most of them are combo strip clubs/tattoo parlors!
Quote from: Richter on August 29, 2009, 03:23:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 29, 2009, 02:54:14 PM
Why the fuck would you want New Haven?
Bar.
Good pizza, great beer, but reeeally overpriced. I guess that's any bar for you, though.
I love your sparkly gay avatar, Eve!
Thanks! I did a GIS for "sparkly gay rainbow" and this was one of the more obnoxious. :D
Quote from: Suu on August 29, 2009, 03:24:36 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 29, 2009, 03:23:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 29, 2009, 02:54:14 PM
Why the fuck would you want New Haven?
Bar.
Hey now, we have amazing bars in Providence, and most of them are combo strip clubs/tattoo parlors!
I'm open to suggestions!
Like Eve said too, price. It's a nice place to have a quiet drink before the evening ranks swell it with the people who demand loud volume and apparently never need to hear.
Your place misses the loud bit, and has better setting, which I really appreciate for the once / twice a quarter I feel like paying for setting and go to a bar.
Just so we're all clear, any of you fuckers cross the Kennebec (you can have northern mass southern maine), and I will obliterate each and every one of you, in turn, with no quarter given or even remotely considered.
remember, my empire is larger than all of yours combined. And I can always invite the chupacabras back.
Fuck Maine. You and RWHN can fight over it all you want. I'm not crossing that border.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 30, 2009, 06:42:57 PM
Just so we're all clear, any of you fuckers cross the Kennebec (you can have northern mass southern maine), and I will obliterate each and every one of you, in turn, with no quarter given or even remotely considered.
remember, my empire is larger than all of yours combined. And I can always invite the chupacabras back.
'you will be raped by moose' would have been more to the point.
Quote from: Suu on August 30, 2009, 07:10:34 PM
Fuck Maine. You and RWHN can fight over it all you want. I'm not crossing that border.
we don't have to fight over it. He lives on the wrong side of the Kennebec and he's more than welcome to claim Northern Mass as his own.
Wait. Isn't Maine part of Canada?
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 31, 2009, 05:12:00 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 30, 2009, 07:10:34 PM
Fuck Maine. You and RWHN can fight over it all you want. I'm not crossing that border.
we don't have to fight over it. He lives on the wrong side of the Kennebec and he's more than welcome to claim Northern Mass as his own.
I do still have some family and roots in Aroostook and Washington Counties. But just allow me a base in both and I'll be happy as a clam.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2009, 05:18:21 AM
Wait. Isn't Maine part of Canada?
Once you get into the St. John Valley, it might as well be.
Wrong. The Maritime Provinces and Quebec are all parts of Maine.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 31, 2009, 04:17:17 PM
Wrong. The Maritime Provinces and Quebec are all parts of Maine.
You should do something about Quebec.
Seriously.
We tried. We almost got them to secede from Canada officially, but they wussed out in the end.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 31, 2009, 05:03:03 PM
We tried. We almost got them to secede from Canada officially, but they wussed out in the end.
Can't you just blow them up while nobody's looking?
That would pretty much ruin Old Orchard Beach forever....
Anyone got any splosives?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2009, 05:04:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 31, 2009, 05:03:03 PM
We tried. We almost got them to secede from Canada officially, but they wussed out in the end.
Can't you just blow them up while nobody's looking?
problem is, it turns out the Quebecois are the least odious of the indigenous groups of North American Honkies.
I mean, I'd take them over americans or canuckistanis any day.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 31, 2009, 09:58:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2009, 05:04:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 31, 2009, 05:03:03 PM
We tried. We almost got them to secede from Canada officially, but they wussed out in the end.
Can't you just blow them up while nobody's looking?
problem is, it turns out the Quebecois are the least odious of the indigenous groups of North American Honkies.
I mean, I'd take them over americans or canuckistanis any day.
You gotta be kidding me.