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It's Jill Stein. But no one will vote for her because apparently Seppos are fond of self fulfilling prophecies. So they say "She can't possibly win" & ensure they're correct by not voting third party ever.

                                

SHE'S A SHIT CANDIDATE THAT CAN'T EVEN GROW HER PARTY DESPITE RUNNING FOR THREE TIMES. SHE'S GONNA BE AS INCOMPETENT AS THE DEMS.

That just about sums it up.

[Marjorie Taylor-Greene Begs For Her Socialist Biden Bucks]

Drama Queen Greene gifted us with some more political performance art yesterday. Here's one of the better reviews:

"Marjorie Taylor-Greene Begs For Her Socialist Biden Bucks"

"These MAGA creeps scream about federal agencies every single say and demand we get rid of them all until they need something."

As per this review:

"Georgia Klan Mom Marjorie Taylor Greene told Real America's Voice Monday that she's demanding to get her fair share of socialist dollars from the federal government to help the people of Georgia after the damage caused by Hurricane Helene.

It's the height of hypocrisy when these creeps scream about defunding or eliminating all federal agencies every single say until they need something.
 
Then they come begging. Or they take credit for Democratic legislation that helps their districts and states, but hide that they voted against it."

Here's the link:   Drama Queen Greene Demands Socialist Dollars

It appears to me that evoluition has firmly encoded 'hypocrisy' into the The Republicult's™ DNA, as they unashamedly display more than their fair share of that trait. I would be more optimistic about the situation, if I believed is was actually a 'nurture vs. nature' thing. But ...

[The State Fair of Texas opens with a new gun ban after courts reject challenge]

Whatever is happening in the state of Texas these days?

I mean, this is the place where Mexico welcomed immigrants from 'Merica, and gave them free land. But, those ungrateful southern 'Mericans rebelled anyway, because Mexico was a free country. And, of course, those ambitions 'Merican immigrants knew they couldn't really prosper without imprisoning a lot of slaves to do their work for them. And then, after becoming the 28th state of the United States of 'Merica, they rebelled yet again, because, of course, slavery.   

"The State Fair of Texas opens with a new gun ban after courts reject challenge"

As per this article:

"DALLAS -- The State Fair of Texas opened Friday under a new firearms ban, having withstood weeks of pressure from Republicans who had charged into a public rift with one of the state's most beloved institutions and have spent years championing looser gun laws.

Organizers put the ban in place following a shooting last year that injured three people and sent some fairgoers running and climbing over barriers to flee. By the time thousands of visitors began streaming through the gates in Dallas on Friday — greeted by a roughly five-story tall cowboy statue known as "Big Tex" — the state's highest court had rejected a last-minute appeal from the the state's GOP attorney general, who argued the ban violated Texas' permissive gun rights."

And, of course, this one will be going to 'Merica's Supreme Court, but probably not in time to allow all of those gun-fondling Texans to strap on a hogleg, or two, to swagger around with at the fair.

Here's the link:   The State Fair of Texas is back with a new firearms ban

Today is the 50th day of the Season of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3190, and time to celebrate Bureflux, the Season's Holiday.

Yes, that ol' Rim/Ram, Jim/Jam, Yin/Yan, Hodge/Podge thing is happening once again. At least it is according to our sacred POEE Calendar. Anyway, Bureaucracy is now at its peak, but the seeds of The Aftermath have been planted, and the times they are once again a changin'. So, consider celebrating, or at least acknowledging, this Wholly Holy Season Holiday.

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

[An Unexpected Resistance Partisan]

Resistance may come from where it's least expected.

An Unexpected Resistance Partisan

I phoned Uncle François this morning, and gave him my weekly political report from 'Merica. He, of course, had already seen the glowing reviews in the French media about Kamala Harris's debate performance.

Uncle François, in turn, reported back that the French media sees Kamala Harris as being both presidential, and positive about our future under her leadership.

[Spinal Tap Is Latest Group To Forbid Trump From Using Its Music]

"Spinal Tap Is Latest Group To Forbid Trump From Using Its Music"

"Harry Shearer, who plays bassist Derek Smalls in the fictional heavy metal band, posted a demand that the former president not play its song "Sex Farm.""

Here's the link:   Spinal Tap Forbids Play on TSF's Bandwagon

I love it!

[August 28, 2014 - President Barack Obama Wore a Tan Suit]

August 28, 2014 - President Barack Obama Wore a Tan Suit

And, he blatantly did so in public, thus drawing the ire of Republican commentators and politicians as being shocking, inappropriate, and unpresidential.

[Trump's Outrageous January 6 Gala Is a Giant Flashing Warning Sign]

I can't wait to see the Republicult's™ donors lining up for photo ops at this upcoming event:

"Trump's Outrageous January 6 Gala Is a Giant Flashing Warning Sign"

"Donald Trump is hosting a fundraiser for the insurrectionists who tried to kill democracy on January 6."

As per this article:

"Donald Trump has taken January 6 denialism to a new level: He's going to be hosting an awards ceremony dedicated to the Capitol riot.
 
On September 5, a "J6 Awards Gala" will be held at Trump's golf club in Bedminister, New Jersey. The event will include a raffle to win a plaque recognizing the "Justice For All" song performed by Trump and the "J6 Prison Choir," which briefly reached the Billboard Music Chart. The choir is made up of defendants serving prison sentences for their actions in the Capitol in 2021."

Here's the link to this article:      TSF J6 Awards Gala

I just don't see this event as being something a 'stable genius' would arrange. I wonder if our very own Antifa agent provocateurs have gone undercover, and have successfully infiltrated the Republicult™.

[JD Vance Full Family Kit Donald Trump 2024 Clothing]

Know some crude, no class MAGAts? Of course you do! So, these clothing items are the perfect TSF merch to recommend to them to proudly buy, own, and wear for any public occasion:

JD Vance Full Family Kit Donald Trump 2024 Clothing

Then, they too can participate in the brand new 'JD Vance Full Family Specimen Jar' meme! Because, remember, for diehard MAGAts, there is no bottom!

[Fox News Flames Harris: Real Leaders Don't Eat Doritos]

The Ministry of Propaganda is getting desperate:

Fox News Flames Harris: Real Leaders Don't Eat Doritos

When they have to resort to nonsense like this, they know TSF is in serious trouble.

[The Internet Lights Up As Donald Threatens Us With A Good Time]

This article's caption immediately caught my attention:

"The Internet Lights Up As Donald Threatens Us With A Good Time"

As per this article:

"At one point, Lumpy painted a picture of what it would be like if Kamala became president.

"And you're not going to be allowed; you're all going to be thrown into a communist system," Trump said.

"It's a communist system; you're going to be thrown into a system where everybody gets healthcare."

Here's the link to this article:      TSF Threatens that Everybody Gets Healthcare

Oh no! We're going to be thrown into a communist system and a system where everybody gets healthcare! Now if I were only going to be thrown into a socialist system, I could have lived with that, but ... but, now they're even going to make me be healthy too! Where, oh where will it every end with these Democratic Party fiends?!

I recently watched The Professional, a 1981 French film originally titled Le Professionnel, on the TCM channel. And, I was pleasantly surprised to find that it's a pretty good flick, English subtitles and all. (It also made me realize that I really need to brush up on my French.)

The movie stars Jean-Paul Belmondo as a French secret agent/assassin, who is betrayed by his own government. The production values of the film are good, as is the acting. But, to my surprise, the video quality is excellent. And, while the fight scenes and car chases aren't quite up to today's standard of violence, they are acceptable. Nevertheless, the story line, and the pace of the movie are it's best qualities.

[Nikki Haley Wishes Trump Was Totally Different Person Who ISN'T Whining Racist Loser]

wonkette.com is becoming one of my favorite political commentary websites. I especially enjoyed reading the following article:

"Nikki Haley Wishes Trump Was Totally Different Person Who ISN'T Whining Racist Loser"

As per this article:

"Nikki Haley, the coward who ran against Donald Trump, actually siphoned a meaningful number of votes from him (even long after she dropped out), then crawled back to him like a dog to vomit as soon as she was beckoned — she even endorsed him at the RNC! — has some critiques of Trump's run against Kamala Harris.

Could he, like, be an entirely different person? At least that's how we're interpreting her critiques. Surely she's not such a moron that she thinks these are changes Trump is actually physically capable of making?"
 
Here's the link to this article:      Nikki Haley Wishes Trump Was Totally Different Person

Sure, it could happen!

It is written in THE BOOK, "In the Los Angeles suburb of Whittier there lives a bowling alley, and within this very place, in the year of Our Lady of Discord 3125 (1959*), Eris revealed Herself to The Golden Apple Corps for the first time.

In honor of this Incredible Event, this Holly Place is revered as a Shrine by all Erisians. Once every five years, the Golden Apple Corps plans a Pilgrimage to Brunswick Shine as an act of Devotion, and therein to partake of No Hot Dog Buns, and ruminate a bit about it All."

And, Episkopos Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, KSC, himself wrote in his 5th edition introduction to THE BOOK, "All bowling alleys are sacred to Discordians and, if necessary, you must give your life to protect them from desecration - if anyone ever decides to desecrate bowling alleys."

Therefore, as a student of Comparative Religion, who aspires to one day become a true Discordian Knower, I have been diligently researching the origins and similarities of the beliefs shared between Discordians and Dudeists regarding bowling alleys.

In the course of my recent research, I found that the Dudeists, as is done by us Discordians, designate their own holidays. And, quite by accident, I found that August 10th was both National Bowling Day, and National Lazy Day in the US of A.

Now, in Discordianism it is 'bowling alleys' that are held sacred. But, I've found nothing to indicate that the 'act of bowling' itself is held in the same high regard. On the other hand, for the Dudeists, it appears to me that the 'act of bowling' is central to their belief system. Yet, the Dudeists did not declare August 10th to be one of their holidays. I mean, for Eris' sake, they could have scored a Holy Holiday Trifecta on August 10th! But, to give credit where credit is due, those Dudeist slackers really do have a lock on laziness.