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In my defense, I had quite a lovely and stable childhood.

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: The Moon
« on: Yesterday at 06:33:35 pm »
Yes.  15 years ago.

I wouldn't mind Anderson showing a bit of calve.

Just saying.

Apple Talk / Re: This Isn't How Any of That Works.
« on: Yesterday at 12:45:53 pm »
We should have pushed that more on TCC and MW.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: LMNO (and anyone else who understands this shit)
« on: September 17, 2018, 12:51:02 pm »

I'm never gonna live that one down.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 13, 2018, 12:59:15 pm »
Yeah, like what happened in Houston.  Say bye-bye to the Outer Banks.

Point of Oder: Why is this stickied?

Unsure.  Random things have been stickied and unstickied recently.  Faust is probably monkeying with the laws of nature again.

Great.  I just got my ascot back from the dry cleaners', too.

Point of Oder: Why is this stickied?

Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: September 12, 2018, 08:45:39 pm »
I love that Kevin is starting to become self-aware.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Rights, Schmights
« on: September 11, 2018, 01:01:24 pm »
Stop trying to Americatm.  You'll just die tired.

Apple Talk / Re: The Singularity Is Lonely
« on: September 11, 2018, 12:57:27 pm »
There has been an unusual amount of word salad recently.

That's what I'm curious about.  Is Axod spewing word salad, or did this appear coherent to him?

Also, Hoops, most of the old timers are gone and we have to start over again.  Which means people trying to demonstrate their zaniness.

I guess it's time to remind them why we're the Worst Forum on the Internet™.

Not yet.  We won't achieve maximum shock.

True. We need to achieve maximum Aini Horab first.


Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 11, 2018, 12:56:12 pm »
Me:  I think the FAT budget is too small.
Project Manager:  (laughs) Are you just saying that because it's been true for every other project we've done?
Me:  Yes.
PM: (reflects)
PM:  I'll leave it like this.
Me:   :|

TFW the planning fallacy kicks you in the face, repeatedly, and you still don't notice.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 10, 2018, 07:09:12 pm »
Thanks, Dok.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 10, 2018, 01:02:38 pm »

I was like you, once.  I thought there was humor, shock-value, and moral enlightenment to freely engaging in sexual language, in-thread role play, and innuendo.  Hell, the kind mods here even gave me my own emoji.  That's me in the lmnuoendo clip.

But you know what I learned?  It gets boring.  And it completely distracts and derails conversations, whether you mean for it to do so or not.  It's not clever, it's not transgressive, and it's not new.  I learned this the hard way1, but you don't have to.  Just skip to the part where you realize no one wants to hear your fantasies, everyone has some fetish that will squick you out that's not worth talking about, and using this schtick here is equivalent to shitting up your own sandbox with a stupid troll.

Also, you might want to see if there isn't any latent misogyny or sex-shaming behavior hiding in your act.

1...if you know what I mean.

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