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#3181

I messed up my timeline; from 2,600 B.C. on.

Call them  pharaohs, tyrants, emperors, kings, politicians or transnational companies.

A group of people, associated by different means, hoarding privileges.
#3182
Or Kill Me / Re: Dysgenics: Our Future.
January 09, 2010, 04:11:09 PM

One wrong U-turn and they all go in the drink.

Please.
#3183

I want to participate on the discussion...

But this fuck at the printer messed up the first batch of 30 pages, i told him to fix them, and he said even do he wrecked them, he would have to charge me for them.

I properly told him to shove them.

So now i have to wait until monday, when the efficient and cheap printers by my school open.
#3184
Quote from: maphdet on January 09, 2010, 03:17:00 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 09, 2010, 02:04:40 AM

While I'm not the sort of person to deny horrible shit is going on in order to preserve my view of the world as a nice and fluffy place where bad things only happen to bad people, I would like to point out this is the same fundamentalist Christian government that is planning on putting HIV positive homosexuals to death, and therefore there may be an element of confirmation bias going on here.

Wait, are you saying that the African government is considering putting people who sleep with the same sex and have a HIV to death??

Holy shit-wtf?

I thought Africa was all about Kwanzaa and shit, and not Christian. (?)



As far as i know, at least 75% of Africa has been colonialized by Euros. And Euros are/were christian.

AND THEY TAUGHT THEM THE WAY OF VIRTUE!!
#3185
Quote from: Cain on January 08, 2010, 10:44:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 08, 2010, 02:36:37 PM
You say that now, but wait until you see her pontificating on ABC news about foreign policy, and being taken seriously.

This.  Meghan McCain was bad enough, and she at least seems to be vaguely intelligent.

Is it just me, or is America becoming more and more an aristocracy by the day?  Media, PR, politics, intelligence, corporations...all seem to be recruiting based more on blood ties than ability.

Do you recall the WOMP Cramulus made some months back...

Some egyptian sphinx on the background and a pyramid, and on the "front" and lower part of the image, riot police with "VOTE" stickers on their shields, and i dont remember what else...

Aristocracies have always existed and will exist, only the form they incarnate in is what changes.

And no, things "aren't better" from what it was 20,000 years ago from the class-struggle perspective; our only solace is technology making everyones life better.
#3186

He was wise to include speedcore.
#3187
Quote from: Felix on January 08, 2010, 11:41:07 PM
I could definitely kill a dog.  All you gotta do is grab a hold of their forearms and yank.  I could probably not kill a cow without a hand weapon because cows are huge and stompy.  Big cats are right out.  Manatee sounds easy, given time.  I could probably kill a dolphin too, but that would be, you know, wrong.  It would have to be a criminal dolphin.


As for the earlier claim about killing a giraffe, I call bullshit.  If you think being kicked by a mule is bad, imagine being kicked by something many times its size.  Your head would fly off.

If you tackled the giraffe right in the knee cap, im sure it would bust.

-JohNyx,
knows the higher the ride, the harder the fall.
(of course if it falls on top of you, it would be a tie, wouldnt it.)
#3188

Monthy python died like 200 years ago FFS  :roll:
#3189
Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2010, 08:55:18 PM
Note that I never answered.

I'm a pacifist, and wouldn't kill anything you bloodthirsty bastards.

Its either you or them, you existential hippie  :argh!:

#3190
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 08, 2010, 07:58:15 PM
12 feet of acid? Is he dumb enough to talk into swimming down and having a look?

Of course not! Duh, we have to pour enough vinegar to neutralize the acid first!
#3191
Quote from: LMNO on January 08, 2010, 07:57:51 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 08, 2010, 07:54:33 PM
How the fuck are you going to kill an elephant with your bare hands? "Given enough time" that they starve to death is cheating  :argh!:

Herbivores are prey, and therefore have different innate reactions than predators.  Being non-threatening to prey is different than being non-threatening to predators.

Also, the eyebuttsocket goes straight to the brain liver and kidneys, my arm is long, and my nails are sharp.

-JohNyx,
  not squeamish of a slow, gory, messy kill.
#3192
Techmology and Scientism / Re: Minecraft: It's awesome.
January 08, 2010, 08:04:17 PM

I wish it was that, so at least i would know the source.  :|
#3193
Techmology and Scientism / Re: Minecraft: It's awesome.
January 08, 2010, 08:02:57 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 08, 2010, 07:45:33 PM
NEVAR  :argh!:

as long as theres blood to keep me engorged

and money for the repairs

NEVAAAAAR !!11!!!!

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
#3194
ear plugs + ear muffs

that way if he wants to communicate, you wont hear him

and if takes them off of you, you have an excuse to jump him


(uhh, i dont know about etiquette on "apple talk letters", if Richter was supposed to answer first, sorry)
#3195

Wow, i should carry around a laptop with a usb cable, and tase peoples mouths with it.