Principia Discordia

Meep is a sound that fairies, mice and dragon babies make.  Meep is a most expressive sound that evolves into a language in its own right if permitted to do so.  This language varies from friend to friend and is totally uninterpretable by greyfaces.  Most greyfaces will not bother to understand a single meep after your first meep.  Thus, you can use meep for secure communications.

There is no way to mispronounce the word meep as variations in pronounciation create new words since meep is a most expressive sound.  Its highly subjective meaning depends on its inflection.  Some say that it is a nonsense word.  I agree.  mEEp expresses emotion pure and unadulterated by thought.

meep--a simple meep
mEEp--a perky meep
mEEP--a startled meep
MEep--a tired meep
m33p--a l33t meep
d33W--an uber l33t meep from a fae flying upside down
MEEP--a very loud meep

meepity meep fu fu! is a common expression amongst meepers to express great joy or to end a sentence.

Other sounds ending in eep (feep, deep, teep) and variations with the -ity are known to be included in the language.

The meep tongue is usually pronounced with a chirping, lilting accent similar to that of Yorkshire, but accent may vary.  Some may add a bit of a buzz to their accent on cerain moods.  Please be aware that meaning in meep is carried by the way the word is caressed phonetically as all meaning is derived from the subjective interpretation of the attack, sustain, decay, frequency envelop profile and volume profile.

In Discordianism, there is a story of five fairies who meep.  A group of five individuals dressed as fairies and meeping would mindfuck all in view, but usually one person dressed as a fairy is enough.

If you name your cat meep or a variation thereof, you will be proudly declaring your eccentricity or insanity to the local populace.

Meep is also the name of a personality test.

Some claim that they pwn meep or are the high priest of meep inc.  Since meep is a language more ancient than any human tongue, no mortal pwns meep.  

There are a few other uses, but many of them are top secret.

When I have a bit of time, I'll add a few audio samples.

This guide is released under the GNU Free Documentation License.

aini

Schnaubba schneebba

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¬°peem!

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I dont meep, its not good for me. Think Im allergic or something.
But I do beep.

- End of transmission -

"meep" is far too cute for the likes of me.  Overexposure to the word "meep" gives me a case of the irrational violence.

Hey, if Goddess herself decides to say Meep to people because her voice would shatter out pitiful human minds, then it's good enough for me.

Quote from: Wenchmaster K"meep" is far too cute for the likes of me.  Overexposure to the word "meep" gives me a case of the irrational violence.

irratinal violence is fun, but persoanlyl i've found the old cold crisp intelect unself aware(er not exactly) with every mvoe a calculation(uh more or less) for the optimal level of violence.

The people of my previous life's homeworld (Urth) do not meep,they Meiuw( We are a race of Ailuro Sapians,i.e smart  bipedal cats).We used to have fairies on Urth,but unfortunately for them,being very small,with sparkling wings,was a very bad thing to be on a planet filled with cats.Too bad,I heard they tasted real good covered with Loosiana Hot Saurce.

Quote from: Revered Son EricHey, if Goddess herself decides to say Meep to people because her voice would shatter out pitiful human minds, then it's good enough for me.

that would be God herself ( why are people under the impression that the word denotes gender?!?!? I mean we in the theatre know the word is actor ( someone who acts) so why put a gender to it it's not a male that acts just someone that acts... people))

BUMP

Never again.  Remember the horrors of those days.

Ich bilde Tote!

That is quite scary.

~~~Hides in a corner

Quote from: Payne on April 07, 2007, 05:41:02 PM
That is quite scary.

~~~Hides in a corner

You know what's even scarier?

That was on my now defunct website.

Quote from: saint aini on April 11, 2007, 02:13:21 AMYou know what's even scarier?

That was on my now defunct website.

OH NOE

ALL THOSE YEARS OF CLICKTHROUGH AD REVENUE

:wink:

Quote from: triple zero on April 11, 2007, 09:09:33 AM

Quote from: saint aini on April 11, 2007, 02:13:21 AMYou know what's even scarier?

That was on my now defunct website.

OH NOE

ALL THOSE YEARS OF CLICKTHROUGH AD REVENUE

:wink:

i never put ads on my sites. I want to transfer my domains to a server that lets me do porn if I so want to.

I may put ads on the magazine I'm planning to launch

This thread has been declared a class 5 toolbox.

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 26, 2007, 04:12:52 PM
This thread has been declared a class 5 toolbox.

So toolish that it levels everything in sight?

*Cackles*  Oh wow.

This is nearly the day I arrived on this forum.

About a week early.

Lemme guess  - your internets were running ahead of schedule?

Quote from: Rupert Giles on September 24, 2004, 07:09:06 AM
Hey, if Goddess herself decides to say Meep to people because her voice would shatter out pitiful human minds, then it's good enough for me.

i'm nominating this as THE WURST POST ON DA INTERNET......EVAR.

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What the FUCK.  :x

:argh!:

NEVER AGAIN THE RETARDING TIMES!!!

Quote from: Pēleus on March 26, 2010, 08:48:34 PM
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Damn you to hell.   :argh!:

 :aaa:

:lord:

:argh!:

:ohnotache:

:mullet:

This thread should be fucking locked for the sake of all that is decent.

doesn't matter, there's always mods that can still buimp locked threads :evil:

I stand by what I said all those years ago.  Irrational violence.

Quote from: Triple Zero on March 26, 2010, 10:34:21 PM
doesn't matter, there's always mods that can still buimp locked threads :evil:

:argh!:

Thanks guys, I'm nauseous now.

D<

the FUCK?

BEST

THREAD

EVAR

          meep

Quote from: Pēleus on March 26, 2010, 08:48:34 PM
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thank you mah friend

i fucking love meeping

this thread is pretty spaggy though

Next time I'm having a hard time shitting, I'll just think of this thread.

meep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A)

Bu(m33P)mp.

Quote from: BadBeast on June 29, 2011, 12:36:04 AM
Bu(m33P)mp.

:tyra:

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on September 24, 2004, 01:55:17 AM
"meep" is far too cute for the likes of me.  Overexposure to the word "meep" gives me a case of the irrational violence.

This thread gives me a case of the irrational violence.

Word ruint forever. :|

 :walken:

What in the flaming dickballs⁽¹⁾ is THIS shit?

Y'all usually get a whiff of this on a forum, and burn it to the ground, leaving just a few survivors to drag themselves away, licking their wounds, to whimper the tale to anyone who'll listen...  And you let these idiots LIVE?

⁽¹⁾ Props to Richter, I swiped this phrase from him.  He can't have it back.  I like it, now it's mine.  So there.

The forum was a different place in 2004.

By the time I happened along in 2007 or so, Aini was still around but patience was wearing very thin. I think everyone was pretty much just tolerating her, and then one day she declared all black men to be rapists.

Things went downhill fast for her after that. Someone should necrobump that thread for you to read, it was fucking priceless. I will if I can find it.

Here ya go: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=14989.0

Not sure where the fun starts, but it gets pretty hilarious toward the end.

Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 29, 2011, 06:46:00 AM
The forum was a different place in 2004.

By the time I happened along in 2007 or so, Aini was still around but patience was wearing very thin. I think everyone was pretty much just tolerating her, and then one day she declared all black men to be rapists.

Things went downhill fast for her after that. Someone should necrobump that thread for you to read, it was fucking priceless. I will if I can find it.

Yeah, didn't she say something like she didn't like black people because she knew they wanted to rape her specifically or something like that?

Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 29, 2011, 06:46:00 AM
The forum was a different place in 2004.

By the time I happened along in 2007 or so, Aini was still around but patience was wearing very thin. I think everyone was pretty much just tolerating her, and then one day she declared all black men to be rapists.

Things went downhill fast for her after that. Someone should necrobump that thread for you to read, it was fucking priceless. I will if I can find it.

Yay, evolution.  Yeesh.

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 06:53:54 AM

Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 29, 2011, 06:46:00 AM
The forum was a different place in 2004.

By the time I happened along in 2007 or so, Aini was still around but patience was wearing very thin. I think everyone was pretty much just tolerating her, and then one day she declared all black men to be rapists.

Things went downhill fast for her after that. Someone should necrobump that thread for you to read, it was fucking priceless. I will if I can find it.

Yeah, didn't she say something like she didn't like black people because she knew they wanted to rape her specifically or something like that?

Best part is, she's actually male.

Was that the birth of the "YOU GONNA GET RAPED" meme?

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 29, 2011, 02:26:20 PM
Was that the birth of the "YOU GONNA GET RAPED" meme?

Yep!

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:23:22 PM

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 06:53:54 AM

Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 29, 2011, 06:46:00 AM
The forum was a different place in 2004.

By the time I happened along in 2007 or so, Aini was still around but patience was wearing very thin. I think everyone was pretty much just tolerating her, and then one day she declared all black men to be rapists.

Things went downhill fast for her after that. Someone should necrobump that thread for you to read, it was fucking priceless. I will if I can find it.

Yeah, didn't she say something like she didn't like black people because she knew they wanted to rape her specifically or something like that?

Best part is, she's actually male.

Male, and not attractive, and yet has stories like this:

Quote from: saint aini on January 22, 2008, 03:07:29 AM
I'm suggesting that I don't want to have anything to do with a subculture that wants to treat me as a fucktoy based on dozens upon dozens of black men asking if I had a boyfriend within two minutes of talking to me. Obviously they want to get laid if they're asking the kinds of euphemistic questions one could ask a prostitute.

DOZENS UPON DOZENS of black men, Dok! Aini is a black cock MAGNET, apparently, getting hit on more in her short, masculine life than I ever have!

Oh wait. Or maybe she's totally full of shit.

Actually, re-reading that thread, Aini says some of the most revoltingly racist things I've ever heard from anyone, including people who were openly, admittedly white supremacists. I'd forgotten how appalling it was.

Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 29, 2011, 02:40:21 PM
Actually, re-reading that thread, Aini says some of the most revoltingly racist things I've ever heard from anyone, including people who were openly, admittedly white supremacists. I'd forgotten how appalling it was.

He was trying to be edgy.

Now he sleeps under the boardwalk at Coney Island.

Yay for the master race!

I ALSO ARE SAD THAT CRAM'S "YOU GONNA GET RAPED" PHOTOBUCKET PICS ARE BROKED

Those were hilarious.

By steering clear of black men, it's much more likely that the next person who rapes her will be white. It's not much of a consolation, but she'd obviously rather not be raped by a black man again. A nice considerate white boy might succeed in raping all that hateshit out of her.

Quote from: BadBeast on June 29, 2011, 02:45:34 PM
By steering clear of black men, it's much more likely that the next person who rapes her will be white. It's not much of a consolation, but she'd obviously rather not be raped by a black man again. A nice considerate white boy might succeed in raping all that hateshit out of her.

Your forgetting, BB, she said the last person to rape her was black. She didn't say anything about all of her previous rapists.

Sweet fucking hell, how can someone be that wrong and still draw breath?

I have to wonder how often s/he has asked a prostitute if she has a boyfriend...

Quote from: Luna on June 29, 2011, 03:10:40 PM
Sweet fucking hell, how can someone be that wrong and still draw breath?

I have to wonder how often s/he has asked a prostitute if she has a boyfriend...

I have to wonder how someone ends up becoming a catgirl. And if she's going to try and get raped by this guy:

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00573/SNF0612F_280_573701a.jpg)

I am a little conflicted, here.

According to Lies, I am a "bleachy", which means by Aini's definition that I am not a rapist.

However, Babylon Horuv has stated that all soldiers are murderers and rapists, and I was a soldier.

So, do I put the rape or not?  I'm very confused.

Dok,
Has his pance half undone.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 03:19:14 PM
I am a little conflicted, here.

According to Lies, I am a "bleachy", which means by Aini's definition that I am not a rapist.

However, Babylon Horuv has stated that all soldiers are murderers and rapists, and I was a soldier.

So, do I put the rape or not?  I'm very confused.

Dok,
Has his pance half undone.

No see, BH makes a distinction. You murder and then you rape. Which is technically not rape cuz they're dead.

Dok, you only get to rape if the woman is dressed like she wants it; i.e. showing any amount of skin.

Quote from: Luna on June 29, 2011, 03:10:40 PM
Sweet fucking hell, how can someone be that wrong and still draw breath?

I have to wonder how often s/he has asked a prostitute if she has a boyfriend...

I like that she's biologically male, but "doesn't serve men". There are so many things wrong with this statement in conjunction with everything else she says...

She sees sex as "service". That right off the bat is fucked up.

She makes a huge point of how she won't sleep with black men because they're rapists. But if she doesn't sleep with men at all, then that point should be moot, shouldn't it?

From the above we can deduce that she won't sleep with black WOMEN, which renders her attempt at justification totally moot.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 03:19:14 PM
I am a little conflicted, here.

According to Lies, I am a "bleachy", which means by Aini's definition that I am not a rapist.

However, Babylon Horuv has stated that all soldiers are murderers and rapists, and I was a soldier.

So, do I put the rape or not?  I'm very confused.

Dok,
Has his pance half undone.

:lulz:

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 03:19:14 PM
I am a little conflicted, here.

According to Lies, I am a "bleachy", which means by Aini's definition that I am not a rapist.

However, Babylon Horuv has stated that all soldiers are murderers and rapists, and I was a soldier.

So, do I put the rape or not?  I'm very confused.

Dok,
Has his pance half undone.

You're not putting the raep to anything with your pance half undone Soldier!