Apparently, there is evidence to suggest that Glenn Beck, Fox News anchor and radio host murdered and raped a young girl in 1990. I don't know the truth, only that there is a rumor flying around that Glenn Beck murdered and raped a young girl in 1990. People want to know if they have a murderer rapist in their midst, and if Glenn Beck did indeed murder and rape a young (black) girl in 1990, the world has a right to know.
The most troubling thing is, if Glenn Beck can deny the claim that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, why doesn't he come forward? Why does he not provide evidence of his innocence as to the claim that he murdered and raped a young girl in 1990? WHAT IS HE AFRAID OF?
http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/ (http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/)
Why doesn't Glenn Beck simply present the evidence that he didn't rape and murder that girl? What is he afraid of? He needs to step forward and confess to this heinous crime so that the family of that young girl he raped and murdered can have closure.
I find it appaling that the rumors that Glen Beck raped and murdered a black girl in 1990 have even surfaced.
Why not give Glen Beck time to disprove that he never raped and murdered a black girl in 1990? Why must we jump on the band wagon so quickly?
However, if Glen Beck cannot disprove that he raped and murdered a black girl in 1990, then we have to concluded that Glen Beck did indeed rape and murder a black girl in 1990.
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All I know is that I want the LONG FORM of his acquital.
I saw a long form acquital, but you could tell by the lack of shadows on the supposedly raised seal, and the lack of fold crease, that it was a fake.
I think this would call into question any further evidence he might put forward.
also, i heard his grandmother already admitted to witnessing the event.
I... have... a sworn... affidavit... which, as you... know...
is a... legal... document... affirming... that Glen Beck...
raped and... murdered... a black... girl...........
in 1990.
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I have indeed heard the rumors. Why won't Glenn Beck just come forward and tell us whether or not he raped and killed a girl in the 90's? Why hasn't Fox News opened an investiagation yet? Why has the Main Stream Media completely ignored this story so far??? Why are they covering up for him?
So, there's this thing going around the internets...some people say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. I'm not saying that it's not possible, I'm simply saying there are questions to be answered. After all, why else would so many people say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! LOOK AT THAT FUCKING RAPIST, GLEN BECK!
I HAVE PROOF THAT HE RAPED AND MURDERED A BLACK GIRL IN
1990! IF I SCREAM ABOUT IT LOUDLY ENOUGH, I'M SURE I CAN
CONVINCE ENOUGH PEOPLE THAT GLEN BECK RAPED AND MURDERED
A BLACK GIRL IN 1990!
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Glen Beck murdered and raped a young girl in 1990? Really? In that order? That means that Glen Beck became a necrophiliac in 1990.
My people are researching this and we can neither confirm nor deny the fact that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young woman in 1990.
If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, I think he would have come out and denied these allegations that he is a rapist and murderer! Not doing so, to me, indicates that Glen Beck DID rape and murder a girl in 1990.
So if Glenn Beck did not, in fact, rape and murder a girl in 1990 then why doesn't he just supply the internets with his evidence that he did not rape and murder a girl in 1990....
unless...
he raped and murdered a girl in 1990 :aaa:
I really hope it is not the case that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a non-white girl in 1990. If it were the case that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, I would be shocked and appalled. The ball is in his court, however; it needs to be proved that the alleged incident where Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 did not occur. Perhaps his lawyers could provide documents that prove this supposed past occurrence where Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 is pure speculation.
I am mortified at the idea that, perhaps, Glenn Beck is going to prison because he raped and murdered a girl in 1990 because of these allegedly true charges.
Wikipedia has picked up that Glenn Beck may have raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.
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Google News for Glenn Beck
hit number three:
http://www.examiner.com/x-5738-Political-Buzz-Examiner~y2009m9d3-Some-liberals-going-too-far-in-attacking-Glenn-Beck-with-falsehoods :lulz: :lulz:
other glenn beck news not related to him RAPING AND MURDERING A GIRL IN 1990 ---------
http://www.examiner.com/x-5738-Political-Buzz-Examiner~y2009m9d2-Video--Glenn-Beck-now-advocated-students-skip-school-on-Obamas-school-address-day
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fuck this guy!!
I am proud to live in a country where children are used as political ammunition, like so many 105MM shells.
:chickenhawk:
Obama is gonna INDOCTRINATE children with his dangerously SOCIALIST ideas about HARD WORK and RESPONSIBILITY! LIBERAL NAZI COMMUNIST HOGWASH!
Quote from: Gramulus on September 03, 2009, 03:17:41 PM
Google News for Glenn Beck
hit number three:
http://www.examiner.com/x-5738-Political-Buzz-Examiner~y2009m9d3-Some-liberals-going-too-far-in-attacking-Glenn-Beck-with-falsehoods :lulz: :lulz:
Um...
QuoteSome are employing the rhetorical tactic that Beck sometimes uses in saying, "if it is untrue why has he not responded." My answer is that he should not have to respond to completely absurd statements. Furthermore if he does not respond that does not "prove" anything. We do not convict people in this country merely based on their silence.
Satire man is without satire.
That makes it funnier, to me.
The fact that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 has already been picked up by some respectable news sources (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Glenn_Beck)
http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/
That url is fucking awesome.
Maybe you should change our url to wearefuckinglunaticswithnothingbettertodobuthangoutonadiscordianforum.com
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 03:27:51 PM
Quote from: Gramulus on September 03, 2009, 03:17:41 PM
Google News for Glenn Beck
hit number three:
http://www.examiner.com/x-5738-Political-Buzz-Examiner~y2009m9d3-Some-liberals-going-too-far-in-attacking-Glenn-Beck-with-falsehoods :lulz: :lulz:
Um...
QuoteSome are employing the rhetorical tactic that Beck sometimes uses in saying, "if it is untrue why has he not responded." My answer is that he should not have to respond to completely absurd statements. Furthermore if he does not respond that does not "prove" anything. We do not convict people in this country merely based on their silence.
Satire man is without satire.
That was the best bit of that whole, useless article! I think it melted my irony meter, too. Also, to the bolded part,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*breathes deeply*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA ... Haha. Oh my.
Quote from: DALEKK on September 03, 2009, 03:41:49 PM
http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/
That url is fucking awesome.
Maybe you should change our url to wearefuckinglunaticswithnothingbettertodobuthangoutonadiscordianforum.com
Oh, hai daruko.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 03:27:51 PM
Quote from: Gramulus on September 03, 2009, 03:17:41 PM
Google News for Glenn Beck
hit number three:
http://www.examiner.com/x-5738-Political-Buzz-Examiner~y2009m9d3-Some-liberals-going-too-far-in-attacking-Glenn-Beck-with-falsehoods :lulz: :lulz:
Um...
QuoteSome are employing the rhetorical tactic that Beck sometimes uses in saying, "if it is untrue why has he not responded." My answer is that he should not have to respond to completely absurd statements. Furthermore if he does not respond that does not "prove" anything. We do not convict people in this country merely based on their silence.
Satire man is without satire.
Yes.
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Have eleven companies withdrawn their advertising (http://gawker.com/5351404/eleven-more-companies-flee-glenn-beck) from Glenn Beck because they suspect he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990?
Speaking of Glenn Beck murdering and raping a young woman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctXlo1r7AIk
:lulz:
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 04, 2009, 05:30:34 AM
Speaking of Glenn Beck murdering and raping a young woman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctXlo1r7AIk
:lulz:
:lulz: That was delightful! I love Keith Olbermann.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 04, 2009, 05:56:54 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 04, 2009, 05:30:34 AM
Speaking of Glenn Beck murdering and raping a young woman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctXlo1r7AIk
:lulz:
:lulz: That was delightful! I love Keith Olbermann.
I almost fell off the couch and choked on mah golden curry when I watched this tonight.
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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 04, 2009, 05:30:34 AM
Speaking of Glenn Beck murdering and raping a young woman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctXlo1r7AIk
:lulz:
That was 169% win. My wife and I were laughing our damned asses off watching that. Keith needs to do more comedic stuff like that. I enjoy watching him get pissed off but he really does mockery very well.
On a related note, did y'all see the Worst Person's in the World segment? Before Keith ripped him to shreds, he defended him over the news about Glen Beck murdering and raping a girl in 1990.
I saw that
I think he secretly likes it
Yeah, I imagine the MSNBC brass made him do that.
Thats because the MSNBC brass want to keep it a secret that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.
:lulz: all around.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-watch-glenn-becks-comedy-tour-regret-it/
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:lulz: From article.
Quote from: DALEKK on September 03, 2009, 03:41:49 PM
Maybe you should change our url to wearefuckinglunaticswithnothingbettertodobuthangoutonadiscordianforum.com
Do you really think that's all we do?
Anyway, I think we should be focusing on the main issue here, that Glenn Beck possibly and probably murdered and raped a young girl in 1990. I am glad people have been coming out and saying Glenn Beck murdered and raped a young girl in 1990, because if Glenn Beck murdered and raped a young girl in 1990, then we are justified in accusing him of murdering and raping a young girl in 1990! Glenn Beck should feel the wrath of justice for murdering and raping a young girl in 1990!
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 11, 2009, 10:27:05 PM
Quote from: DALEKK on September 03, 2009, 03:41:49 PM
Maybe you should change our url to wearefuckinglunaticswithnothingbettertodobuthangoutonadiscordianforum.com
Do you really think that's all we do?
"Dalekk" is most likely Daruko.
That has nothing to do with Glenn Beck
allegedly raping and murdering a young Black girl in 1990.
i thought dalek was a Bulgarian high-school student?
Quote from: fomenter on September 11, 2009, 10:44:17 PM
i thought dalek was a Bulgarian high-school student?
That's what he said. Then he went all Daruko on everyone. The post you quoted is one of the milder examples.
If he isn't Daruko, he's not any different, and in my opinion deserves the same treatment.
i must have missed the worst of the weirding out and going daruko .. oh well he made his bed
i could challenge him to chat in Bulgarian but it doesn't seem worth the trouble...
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 10:41:51 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 11, 2009, 10:27:05 PM
Quote from: DALEKK on September 03, 2009, 03:41:49 PM
Maybe you should change our url to wearefuckinglunaticswithnothingbettertodobuthangoutonadiscordianforum.com
Do you really think that's all we do?
"Dalekk" is most likely Daruko.
That has nothing to do with Glenn Beck allegedly raping and murdering a young Black girl in 1990.
Wait... are we sure that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a black girl? It could have just as easily been a Hispanic girl.
http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93049?fp=1
bad week for glenn beck apparently.
no mention of 1990 etc
He's getting to key to a nearby city.
Time to protest!
Wow, this is hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJkxBLgd5Hs&feature=player_embedded#t=28