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Or Kill Me / Re: Completely random post
« on: January 23, 2007, 12:19:16 am »WTF I can't wait for the robot revolution. And OF COURSE I'll be on the robot's side. Let me enumerate a few reasons:
- My hot robot girlfriend is going to have a power drill on one nipple, and thumb-screw on the other.
- Her tongue will dispense five types of deadly poison.
- She will come with several different personality packs, including Ted Bundy, Al Pacino, and, for when I'm feeling really kinky,
General Patton(edit: Saddam)- She will have a video projector in one eye, and will have a wireless connection to the CIA database. When she's railing me from behind, she'll edit the camera streams into gruesome, disturbing footage and project it onto the wall.

This is a far more awesome / accurate vision of the future.