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did somebody fart?

oh my god, was it me?  

really? truly?  

does anyone really think that "true" and "real" are the same thing?    

can bunnies be full of shit?    

could I possibly remember to log in?

does everyone realize that the last post was me?

Why the fuck do underage drinkers have to flock to my room at one in the morning to be loud and play Halo?

are you in college?

what did you expect?

why don't you get with the program?

do you think her boobs are real?

do you care if her boobs are real?

does her adam's apple look suspiciously prominent to you?

didn't we already discuss your car?  

how can we be sure s/he would care if s/he did get the reference? do you think we can import to him/her the importance of the coin coming up heads? Do you think s/he could be so clever as to almost discover gravity and invent the hamburger?  

heads.

Are you trying to end the game? do you want to be hung from some cheap staging? don't you know that's what happens when it comes up tails?    

heads.

Six rhetoricals, two repetitions, and what did we get in return?  He's depressed!  Denmark's a prison, and he'd rather live in a nutshell;  Some shadowplay about the nature of ambition that never got down to cases, and finally one question that could have led somewhere, but instead led to the illuminating claim to tell the diffrence between a hawk and a handsaw.....






Heads.

but hey, at least they almost discovered gravity....

heads.

Why should we beware of Turds and Fondue Pots?

Heads

Why don't you ask hoshiko? Haven't you had her give you a fortune cookie?

heads.

Olde tom's Almanac
Said "sunny and 75"
I'm ass-deep in snow



on deck: Luke Skywalker was really a whiny pussy

Six rhetoricals, two repetitions, and what did we get in return?  He's depressed!  Denmark's a prison, and he'd rather live in a nutshell;  Some shadowplay about the nature of ambition that never got down to cases, and finally one question that could have led somewhere, but instead led to the illuminating claim to tell the diffrence between a hawk and a handsaw.....






Heads.

but hey, at least they almost discovered gravity....

heads.

am I an assclown
for hogging the haiku thread?
it's all for Hotsuma

next topic: redneck dinner theater

was that your car? did you know it doesn't have enough horsepower to jump an open drawbridge?