D'AWWWW!
here's to hoping he gets over his case of stupid
here's to hoping he gets over his case of stupid
Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...
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Show posts MenuQuote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 05:41:07 PM
Get a therapist.
Seriously.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2011, 08:01:00 PMQuote from: Dysnomia on May 27, 2011, 07:53:38 PM
Waiting for the world to end last weekend was like waiting for your orgasm atop some selfish incompetent asshole with a prick three sizes too small and nothing to show for it.
Someone told me the raptor was coming.
There weren't any raptors.
Quote from: Luna on May 27, 2011, 10:56:41 PMQuote from: Dysnomia on May 27, 2011, 07:53:38 PM
Waiting for the world to end last weekend was like waiting for your orgasm atop some selfish incompetent asshole with a prick three sizes too small and nothing to show for it.
I see you've met my NYEX...