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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Adios on September 29, 2010, 09:53:25 PM

Title: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Adios on September 29, 2010, 09:53:25 PM
the powerful beams of Nevada sunlight reflecting off the glass hotel onto sections of the hotel's swimming pool area have burned some guests and have melted plastic bags.

Does it melt bikini clasps????

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100929/bs_yblog_upshot/swanky-new-vegas-hotels-death-ray-a-mild-inconvenience-for-some-guests
Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 29, 2010, 09:56:26 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 09:53:25 PM
the powerful beams of Nevada sunlight reflecting off the glass hotel onto sections of the hotel's swimming pool area have burned some guests and have melted plastic bags.

Does it melt bikini clasps????

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100929/bs_yblog_upshot/swanky-new-vegas-hotels-death-ray-a-mild-inconvenience-for-some-guests

They should replace the pool with solar paneling.
Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Adios on September 29, 2010, 10:12:47 PM
But it's a Death Ray!
Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Phox on September 29, 2010, 10:16:08 PM
I agree. Death rays totally need pools.
Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:16:33 PM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 29, 2010, 10:16:08 PM
I agree. Death rays totally need pools.

No.  I need a fucking death ray.

I can be trusted with it.
Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Adios on September 29, 2010, 10:17:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:16:33 PM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 29, 2010, 10:16:08 PM
I agree. Death rays totally need pools.

No.  I need a fucking death ray.

I can be trusted with it.

:eek:

"And thus ended the Planet Earth...."
Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Adios on September 29, 2010, 10:28:16 PM
It just keeps on giving....... :lulz:

Russian to offer space tourists an orbiting hotel

A Russian company on Wednesday announced an ambitious bid to fill the vacuum in the space tourism market by stationing an orbiting hotel in the cosmos.

The Moscow-based Orbital Technologies has sky-high hopes that its planned Commercial Space Station can serve as a tourism hub for well-heeled travelers and offer overspill accommodation for the International Space Station and workspace for science projects.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20100929/ap_tr_ge/eu_russia_commercial_space_station
Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 29, 2010, 10:30:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 10:28:16 PM
It just keeps on giving....... :lulz:

Russian to offer space tourists an orbiting hotel

A Russian company on Wednesday announced an ambitious bid to fill the vacuum in the space tourism market by stationing an orbiting hotel in the cosmos.

The Moscow-based Orbital Technologies has sky-high hopes that its planned Commercial Space Station can serve as a tourism hub for well-heeled travelers and offer overspill accommodation for the International Space Station and workspace for science projects.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20100929/ap_tr_ge/eu_russia_commercial_space_station

Naturally it would be Moscow based.
Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Adios on September 29, 2010, 10:31:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 10:30:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 10:28:16 PM
It just keeps on giving....... :lulz:

Russian to offer space tourists an orbiting hotel

A Russian company on Wednesday announced an ambitious bid to fill the vacuum in the space tourism market by stationing an orbiting hotel in the cosmos.

The Moscow-based Orbital Technologies has sky-high hopes that its planned Commercial Space Station can serve as a tourism hub for well-heeled travelers and offer overspill accommodation for the International Space Station and workspace for science projects.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20100929/ap_tr_ge/eu_russia_commercial_space_station

Naturally it would be Moscow based.

Actually that is to throw you off the true scent of Tucson. I have it on record this is why Dok wants a Death Ray.
Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 29, 2010, 10:33:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 10:31:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 10:30:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 10:28:16 PM
It just keeps on giving....... :lulz:

Russian to offer space tourists an orbiting hotel

A Russian company on Wednesday announced an ambitious bid to fill the vacuum in the space tourism market by stationing an orbiting hotel in the cosmos.

The Moscow-based Orbital Technologies has sky-high hopes that its planned Commercial Space Station can serve as a tourism hub for well-heeled travelers and offer overspill accommodation for the International Space Station and workspace for science projects.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20100929/ap_tr_ge/eu_russia_commercial_space_station

Naturally it would be Moscow based.

Actually that is to throw you off the true scent of Tucson. I have it on record this is why Dok wants a Death Ray.

Will Dok be using the space hotel for target practice?
Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:35:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 10:33:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 10:31:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 10:30:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 10:28:16 PM
It just keeps on giving....... :lulz:

Russian to offer space tourists an orbiting hotel

A Russian company on Wednesday announced an ambitious bid to fill the vacuum in the space tourism market by stationing an orbiting hotel in the cosmos.

The Moscow-based Orbital Technologies has sky-high hopes that its planned Commercial Space Station can serve as a tourism hub for well-heeled travelers and offer overspill accommodation for the International Space Station and workspace for science projects.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20100929/ap_tr_ge/eu_russia_commercial_space_station

Naturally it would be Moscow based.

Actually that is to throw you off the true scent of Tucson. I have it on record this is why Dok wants a Death Ray.

Will Dok be using the space hotel for target practice?

BASE.

FUCKING BASE.

Damn.
Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Adios on September 29, 2010, 10:36:35 PM
On the other hand, ZERO GRAVITY SEX....(with padded walls)
Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Phox on September 29, 2010, 10:38:34 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 10:36:35 PM
On the other hand, ZERO GRAVITY SEX....(with padded walls)

Fuck padded walls. Zero-G sex is SUPPOSED to result in bruises.
Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:47:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 10:36:35 PM
On the other hand, ZERO GRAVITY SEX....(with padded walls)

Action/reaction.  One of those things that probably isn't as cool in real life as in your imagination.

Also, nobody wants to see people our age naked in zero G.  Good heavens.
Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 29, 2010, 10:52:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:47:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 10:36:35 PM
On the other hand, ZERO GRAVITY SEX....(with padded walls)

Action/reaction.  One of those things that probably isn't as cool in real life as in your imagination.

Also, nobody wants to see people our age naked in zero G.  Good heavens.

Hm... one would have to develop some pretty fancy maneuvers/positions for it to work properly. Maybe develop a whole new variety of sex toy.

I see SCIENCE on the horizon.
Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Adios on September 29, 2010, 10:53:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:47:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 10:36:35 PM
On the other hand, ZERO GRAVITY SEX....(with padded walls)

Action/reaction.  One of those things that probably isn't as cool in real life as in your imagination.

Also, nobody wants to see people our age naked in zero G.  Good heavens.

I just stabbed my Third eye to death.
Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Freeky on September 30, 2010, 03:58:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:47:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 10:36:35 PM
On the other hand, ZERO GRAVITY SEX....(with padded walls)

Action/reaction.  One of those things that probably isn't as cool in real life as in your imagination.

Also, nobody wants to see people our age naked in zero G.  Good heavens.

Um...






































:fap:
Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Suu on September 30, 2010, 04:17:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:35:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 10:33:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 10:31:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 10:30:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 10:28:16 PM
It just keeps on giving....... :lulz:

Russian to offer space tourists an orbiting hotel

A Russian company on Wednesday announced an ambitious bid to fill the vacuum in the space tourism market by stationing an orbiting hotel in the cosmos.

The Moscow-based Orbital Technologies has sky-high hopes that its planned Commercial Space Station can serve as a tourism hub for well-heeled travelers and offer overspill accommodation for the International Space Station and workspace for science projects.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20100929/ap_tr_ge/eu_russia_commercial_space_station

Naturally it would be Moscow based.

Actually that is to throw you off the true scent of Tucson. I have it on record this is why Dok wants a Death Ray.

Will Dok be using the space hotel for target practice?

BASE.

FUCKING BASE.

Damn.

3 words.

ORBITAL.

FUCKING.

PLATFORM.

Title: Re: Shouldn't this be in Tucson?
Post by: Jasper on September 30, 2010, 04:27:31 AM
I wonder if a marble sized piece of tungsten would burn up in the atmosphere...