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Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: the dreadful hours on March 31, 2007, 12:25:52 am

Title: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on March 31, 2007, 12:25:52 am
Once upon a time there was you.
Full of ideals and cleverness.
Then, the wall hit you.
And when you awoke.
And started to look around.
You found that you really hadn't ever been going anywhere. 

this is a true story. 
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: Idem on April 02, 2007, 05:49:23 am
LOL WHUT?
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: Lies on April 02, 2007, 11:53:24 am
I suddenly feel like remorselessly dying in a bed full of dead rose petals.
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: Idem on April 02, 2007, 12:49:32 pm
THREAD'S ALREADY IN THE CRAPPER.   :lulz:

WELL, IT WAS BEFORE, BUT STILL...
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: Lies on April 02, 2007, 02:06:29 pm
THREAD'S ALREADY IN THE CRAPPER.   :lulz:

WELL, IT WAS BEFORE, BUT STILL...

Does that mean that I win, sorta?
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on April 10, 2007, 09:03:09 pm
dead puppies in the dumpster
your kitty in the well
your mother is drunk on the couch
your papa's in a cell
Title: cute
Post by: the dreadful hours on April 11, 2007, 06:06:51 pm
an ode or two

sitting on the beach
feeling the sun on my cheek
this dead seagull next to me
is really starting to reek
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: Cramulus on April 12, 2007, 10:18:00 pm
dead puppies in the dumpster
your kitty in the well
your mother is drunk on the couch
your papa's in a cell

I like that one. Good meter.


Minutia: Personally, I think it'd flow better as "your mother's".
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: Lies on April 13, 2007, 02:54:00 pm
Oh oh, I want a go at stupid poems.

I had a a white son once.
Now he is black.
5 minutes to long
in the microwave.
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on April 13, 2007, 05:42:36 pm
one out of five
does not warrant half an ass
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on May 15, 2007, 07:35:35 pm
life seems peachy keen
especially when your girl
says that you were the best
too bad your name isn't Johnny
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 16, 2007, 03:27:13 am
There's a baby in a bucket of bleach
On a shelf
Just out of my reach
I can't hear him scream
He's drowning

In chlorinated water.
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on May 16, 2007, 08:57:47 pm
once upon a time
i walked in on my mom doing the mailman
he told me to get lost
have you seen me?
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on May 25, 2007, 05:53:11 pm
one day this vegetarian pissed me off
so i put him through the meatgrinder
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on June 04, 2007, 09:30:33 pm
its raining again outside
my girl is getting stir crazy
apparently sixteen hours of hungry hungry hippos
doesn't constitue meaningful interaction
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on June 21, 2007, 09:25:27 pm
i fell off the wagon again
too bad i landed on my face
my mouth is all blistered and torn
i thought that stuff was an antiseptic
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: Cramulus on June 21, 2007, 09:32:58 pm
amongst the sneer and jeers
my skin will turn to steel
goddess bless my tears
and teach me how to feel

if life is about love
then conformity's a whore
but I'm not getting laid
I can't stand high school any more
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 22, 2007, 02:34:17 pm
if life is about love
then conformity's a whore
but I'm not getting laid
I can't stand high school any more

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:



P.S. FUCK YUO MY MOM WAS KILLED BY HIGH SCHOOL
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on June 22, 2007, 09:18:00 pm
i'm staring into this cup of water
but it just sits there and bubbles
when i stick my pen in it
the pen gets wet
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on June 25, 2007, 06:11:49 pm
it
hurts
when
i
stand
to
pee
Title: Re: cute
Post by: Forteetu on June 28, 2007, 03:28:24 am
an ode or two

sitting on the beach
feeling the sun on my cheek
this dead seagull next to me
is really starting to reek

Ahhhh .... this brings back sweet memories of growing up on the beaches of South Florida. I feel home sick ... or maybe just sick. <sniffle>


Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: Forteetu on June 28, 2007, 03:51:42 am
its raining again outside
my girl is getting stir crazy
apparently sixteen hours of hungry hungry hippos
doesn't constitue meaningful interaction

Perhaps not, but if you saw the special by Hamish and Andy on REAL STORIES, Hungry Hungry Hippos could well be seen in the next Olympics in Beijing.

Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on June 28, 2007, 09:12:44 pm
theres a purple guy
on my screen
hes nekkid with wings
i wish i had some pancakes
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: Payne on June 28, 2007, 09:26:00 pm
theres a purple guy
on my screen
hes nekkid with wings
i wish i had some beer and popcorn

I had to fix that, if only because that is Nekkid Purple Winged dude watching ESSENTIALS.
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on June 28, 2007, 09:32:41 pm
lol thats hawt
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: Forteetu on June 29, 2007, 04:09:51 am
theres a purple guy
on my screen
hes nekkid with wings
i wish i had some pancakes

I wasn't really nekkid
I can show you the rest of the pic
Hang on just a minute
I gotta blur out my ....

<cough>

Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on June 29, 2007, 04:58:08 pm
doesn't matter.
i lost my eyes in another thread
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: Cramulus on July 04, 2007, 01:08:27 am
Once upon a midnight dreary,
while I pron surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'.

While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark,
suddenly there came a warning,
and my heart was filled with mourning,
mourning for my dear amour, "
'Tis not possible!", I muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"

..... quoth the server, 404.




from the intarnet
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on July 05, 2007, 07:22:44 pm
too many cooks
spoil the brother
can you lend me a dime
how about a dozen?

you walk the fine line
don't trip over the daisies
as they are being pushed up
by my long dead corpse.
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on July 11, 2007, 09:46:13 pm
delicate
rose
hips

delicious
two
lips
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on August 20, 2007, 06:27:47 pm
the years had settled upon the roof
and the unyielding weight became too much
thus it collapsed
i have a much sunnier view now.
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: Cramulus on August 20, 2007, 07:12:30 pm
-hearing this, the man was enlightened.
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on October 05, 2007, 11:35:57 am
you know it.
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on October 24, 2007, 07:31:19 pm
i try to move on
but i'm always held back
and when i look up
i have a hard time keeping it down
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on January 22, 2009, 08:36:39 pm
another lunch time ritual
ham and swiss and corn chips
i like how my girl cuts it into triangles
too bad she's cutting his meat now
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: Raphaella on January 22, 2009, 09:01:46 pm
This thread delivers!  :mittens:
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on June 14, 2010, 08:51:43 pm
i enjoy the quiet comfort
of the uncomfortable disquiet
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on April 08, 2011, 12:33:11 pm
i made up my mind
long ago
obvious lack of creativity
Title: last ditch effort
Post by: the dreadful hours on March 15, 2012, 01:27:26 pm
muddy bump in the road
fornicating with my shocks and struts
fuck i forgot my shovel
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 15, 2012, 09:30:56 pm
Caffeine, sugar, dairy fat
Chemicals made in a vat
Hold the threat of sleep at bay
Keep me sane for one more day
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: navkat on March 31, 2012, 02:10:06 pm
Bagel with cream cheese,
I don't want to get fatter.
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: navkat on March 31, 2012, 02:17:01 pm
Writing lame Haiku
PeeDee weary of my shit
Blame Jack Kerouac!
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: navkat on March 31, 2012, 02:19:23 pm
Last one now, I swear.
Eris Bar and Grill drama:
Roger's head explodes!
Title: Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
Post by: the dreadful hours on March 31, 2012, 02:35:49 pm
frothy