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Principia Discordia => Think for Yourself, Schmuck! => Topic started by: Telarus on October 30, 2011, 11:39:14 PM

Title: 'Last' Sikh Martial Arts Master Seeks Apprentice
Post by: Telarus on October 30, 2011, 11:39:14 PM
While the circumstances horrify me (a singular master of a lost martial art trying to pass on his most advanced techniques before he dies, but not finding anyone with enough experience with the lower forms to be able to understand them).... I am seriously impressed with Mr. Nidar Singh, last known master of the shastar vidya art of the Nihang Sikh. He currently travels between the UK, Canada, and Punjab, and teaches the art to anyone dedicated.

"The people who are here are open-minded," he says. "I have Muslims and Christians here as well as Sikhs."

Nihang Sikh, btw, are the sect which (used to) drink Bhang (Cannabis enfused milk drink) in order to reach out to the Godhead.

Oh, and the shastar vidya practitioners went around battlefields dressed like this:

(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/56339000/gif/_56339409_sikh_warrior624x510.gif)

Full Story: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15480741
Title: Re: 'Last' Sikh Martial Arts Master Seeks Apprentice
Post by: Don Coyote on October 31, 2011, 01:52:16 AM
I hope he finds some sufficiently advanced students. It would be heartbreaking for another art to die.
Title: Re: 'Last' Sikh Martial Arts Master Seeks Apprentice
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 31, 2011, 04:14:22 AM
That's hot.
Title: Re: 'Last' Sikh Martial Arts Master Seeks Apprentice
Post by: Triple Zero on October 31, 2011, 09:03:11 PM
Ooh boy. George Lucas is just going to sue their asses, right?
Title: Re: 'Last' Sikh Martial Arts Master Seeks Apprentice
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 01, 2011, 05:42:14 PM
For some reason, "War shoes with toe blades" sounds really comedic to me. In a sharks with lasers sort of way.

I'm sure that the war shoes can make a kick quite deadly, but  :lulz:
Title: Re: 'Last' Sikh Martial Arts Master Seeks Apprentice
Post by: Triple Zero on November 01, 2011, 06:02:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 31, 2011, 09:03:11 PM
Ooh boy. George Lucas is just going to sue their asses, right?

Nobody?

SITH

Get it?
Title: Re: 'Last' Sikh Martial Arts Master Seeks Apprentice
Post by: Kai on November 04, 2011, 12:53:59 AM
The man in the photo looks like he could kill a motherfucker without thinking.
Title: Re: 'Last' Sikh Martial Arts Master Seeks Apprentice
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 04, 2011, 02:49:13 AM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 04, 2011, 12:53:59 AM
The man in the photo looks like he could kill a motherfucker without thinking.

He reminds me of my friend Zach.
Title: Re: 'Last' Sikh Martial Arts Master Seeks Apprentice
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:31:46 PM
JERRY GARCIA HAS RETURNED FROM THE GRAVE.

AND HE'S PISSED OFF.
Title: Re: 'Last' Sikh Martial Arts Master Seeks Apprentice
Post by: Cramulus on November 04, 2011, 08:06:55 PM
:spittake: