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You, season, are FIRED!
Trump's britches are now too big
Turn off the TV


Have at thee:  ephedrine

Mewl, -hic- mewl (lap lap)
That is such a fake ID.
Kittie's got problems.


Next up: head explody

I drank all of them:
then, I got 2 hours of sleep.
Now I'm hung over.



Next topic: roadrunner

Twat?  I cunt hear you.
Too slippery to get out
This Haiku's yucky.



Next up: Avocados

Before the ufos, another "paper cups" haiku:

Do you really think
That's gonna protect my balls?
Surely sir, you jest.


Ok, NOW Next topic: UFOs

Soggy mess of goo
Long ago, it held my drink
I need another

Next topic: UFOs

Clean the median:
Goin to dog shit island,
Makin the big bucks



Next topic: hangovers

I'd like to go back,
Escape reality's maze,
Four-year vacation.



Next topic: Militia Men

Is that Custy's Pic?
Perhaps Donkeyotay's friend?
Drunk fuck hates The Cure.




Next Topic:  Starting Shit for the Fuck of it.

Hmm yes he could be seen as part of a problem that solves another problem.
That is as long as pretzels and bikes allow him to live.

I'm rooting for the Pretzels.

I think the implication is that Bush is helping world economy by blowing the shit out of other countries.

::Assumes Turkey Stance::



Gobble! Gobble-Gobble-Gobble-Gobble-Gobble! Gobble!





Gobble!

Man, that fuckin' tusk!
Some folks only know it from
the B-52s


Next Topic:  The New Cure Album

Picking out the mud
"Dammit, I just bought these things!"
Who profits?  Nike.

Next Topic: Voodoo Hammer

*cough* back to the barter system *cough*

Oh, come on now!  You may say I've been brainwashed by the system; but on the contrary, I have, in my little punk cabals of the past, tried to implement the barter system, and as it turns out, Wilson was right: once you get beyond 5 levels of structure, it breaks down (I forget where he said that, maybe it was actually about conspiricies, whatever, the Law of Five still holds).

If we're gonna get all upset & pissy about this, we have to think of solutions that may actually fuckin work.  If you don't do that, you may as well grab the KY and a few tissues, 'cuz all yr doing is wanking off.

Problems at hand:
1. Usury demands money that does not exist.
2. A closed system of money either demands haves & have nots, or demands equality with no growth.
3. A representational system (i.e. dollars represent the "real wealth" of useful things) does not acknowledge advances that bring more "real wealth" into the world.

As far as I see it now, the last two points are related, and as far as the global mentality goes, might be the easiest aspects to change ("easy" being relative, or course).