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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: May 11, 2023, 07:22:20 pm »bitcoin more volatile than Rogers underwear drawer
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News:
Already planning a hunger strike against the inhumane draconian right winger/neoliberal gun bans. Gun control is also one of the worst forms of torture. Without guns/weapons its like merely existing and not living.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: They're coming for you.
« on: May 10, 2023, 07:15:47 pm »I say look at history. Historically, what happens when a marginalized group is even accused of having one of their members commit a crime against children?
I sincerely suspect I will have someone I know be targeted with intent to kill in the near future. Before year's end.
Or maybe just your doctor.
https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-transgender-UNC-Duke-644667457768?utm_source=ForYou&utm_medium=HomePage&utm_id=Taboola
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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: May 10, 2023, 07:08:23 pm »
My employees are weak, and will not survive the Tucson summer.
They complain about such little things ("I need my insulin, waah") and they make a horrible noise when you kick them and I never had these problems with the employees I used to have.
I have been trying to lure Billy and Norton over, but they have been in Missouri for too long and all they think about is money. Tina has of course run off to the Federal Marshal's, Sideways Dave is now in charge of the city's drinking water, and I am stuck here in Tucson as the world ends.
So I must put up with my new underlings. Normally this is not a problem, as new underlings are usually fun. They are usually full of enthusiasm and grossly naive ideas of how the world works. But not this mob. They have permanent decision paralysis, screech when you say the word "work" and spend all the time we SHOULD be making shiny new war crimes huddled around the water cooler and talking about some red-headed madman.
I have this haunting suspicion that they are talking about me. Which is crap. I am sweet and reasonable and all I get is abuse.
So, I am not one to complain about problems without offering solutions. First, I suspended the first person I saw setting up camp at the water cooler today. Then I interviewed a potential manager for these feeble little hominids, and I got lucky on the first try.
James is a tiny man, but he is a menace. He is a ball of rage and drive, and I spent the entire interview waiting for him to start gnawing on the table or his own arm or something. He is truly fascinating, he looks like ALL of the angry Scots in the first big battle scene in that William Wallace flick 20 some years back. So he will manage the engineers. It is important to note that he himself is not an engineer, and doesn't even have a degree. He's from maintenance, as I was, and he holds a bitter loathing for engineers.
The moral of this is of course to not complain about madmen, or the madman might find a bigger madman for you to enjoy.
Anyway, James starts on Monday. Hilarity shall ensue.
They complain about such little things ("I need my insulin, waah") and they make a horrible noise when you kick them and I never had these problems with the employees I used to have.
I have been trying to lure Billy and Norton over, but they have been in Missouri for too long and all they think about is money. Tina has of course run off to the Federal Marshal's, Sideways Dave is now in charge of the city's drinking water, and I am stuck here in Tucson as the world ends.
So I must put up with my new underlings. Normally this is not a problem, as new underlings are usually fun. They are usually full of enthusiasm and grossly naive ideas of how the world works. But not this mob. They have permanent decision paralysis, screech when you say the word "work" and spend all the time we SHOULD be making shiny new war crimes huddled around the water cooler and talking about some red-headed madman.
I have this haunting suspicion that they are talking about me. Which is crap. I am sweet and reasonable and all I get is abuse.
So, I am not one to complain about problems without offering solutions. First, I suspended the first person I saw setting up camp at the water cooler today. Then I interviewed a potential manager for these feeble little hominids, and I got lucky on the first try.
James is a tiny man, but he is a menace. He is a ball of rage and drive, and I spent the entire interview waiting for him to start gnawing on the table or his own arm or something. He is truly fascinating, he looks like ALL of the angry Scots in the first big battle scene in that William Wallace flick 20 some years back. So he will manage the engineers. It is important to note that he himself is not an engineer, and doesn't even have a degree. He's from maintenance, as I was, and he holds a bitter loathing for engineers.
The moral of this is of course to not complain about madmen, or the madman might find a bigger madman for you to enjoy.
Anyway, James starts on Monday. Hilarity shall ensue.
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Only Maybe Arts Lab / Re: s. Schizophrenia ?
« on: May 10, 2023, 02:00:50 am »Topic #. PleaseO
Ok
Hope you are doing well
Doing just fine, Hirley0, how about you?
This is topic #39292
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Only Maybe Arts Lab / Re: s. Schizophrenia ?
« on: May 10, 2023, 02:00:09 am »
5/9 1AM &7:30 &.
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Attachment problem
¥€^% not in my control
. &Dr.oiD Lurking About?
Sniff if?
Well, what the hell else are you supposed to do? Stupid droids.
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Only Maybe Arts Lab / Re: s. Schizophrenia ?
« on: May 09, 2023, 01:37:00 am »O
Ok
Hope you are doing well
Doing just fine, Hirley0, how about you?
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: May 05, 2023, 02:25:24 am »(...)
Oh, hi. I remember you. Still into the fluff science reporting scene?
I do, too. He called me a Nazi.
I must have missed that. I actually thought he was "one of the good ones" right up until he threw his little hissy fit. A pity, really.
But, one of the lessons of discordianism is "there are no good ones." Since his returning post wasn't an apology, I see no need to be charitable.
It is what it is.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: May 05, 2023, 02:22:01 am »On the other hand,the way Star Wards nerds argue....
What? Like Dr Who nerds and Star Trek nerds?
"GIVE US MORE CONTENT."
"YOU'VE ROONT THE FRANCHISE FOREVAH!"
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Privilege of Individuality
« on: May 04, 2023, 04:57:02 am »these days the left define anything they disagree with as fascist.
1. I am on the left.
2. I disagree with you.
3. (stipulated) "the left define anything they disagree with as fascist".
Therefore, you are fascist.
Okay, perhaps it is a bit much to use your overbroad and ill-conceived generalization as the sole basis for that deduction. But, your narrow categorization of "the left" is one I would only expect to hear from someone on the far-right.
Of course, if you're so naive of history that you think that bigotry moves on from one target to the next, it isn't surprising that your political views are regressive.
He's one of those Andrew Tate cunts, who thinks what he's doing is "masculine."
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Privilege of Individuality
« on: May 04, 2023, 04:56:05 am »Go fuck yourself.
That's nice dear
So we have one of those Andrew Tate fans here, who like to speak in condescending tones to women.
You're gonna go far, shitsock.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: May 02, 2023, 02:33:28 am »(...)
Oh, hi. I remember you. Still into the fluff science reporting scene?
I do, too. He called me a Nazi.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Privilege of Individuality
« on: April 30, 2023, 08:24:10 am »Why thankyou.
I'm giving you a few more posts to see if you can post without being an utter blowhole.
I am already doing the side eye thing over the "fascism was an invented enemy" thing.
