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Apple Talk / Seriously, now where is the clint eastwood chair thread?
« on: September 01, 2012, 04:05:23 am »
Please
News:
If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.
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Apple Talk / chocolate is a drug?
« on: August 07, 2012, 07:05:44 am »
I usually shrugged it off, like those five dollar smoothies they sell outside the gym. But damn I like me some red bull (mostly I think cause I suffer from add and it works like short duration pills) but holy fuck... this Xoçai™ drink not only worked better but it helped my sunburn ache.
There's gotta be a catch... isn't the price the enegry drink is about the same
There's gotta be a catch... isn't the price the enegry drink is about the same
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Apple Talk / more proof unions are run by idiots...
« on: July 26, 2012, 08:51:56 am »
She gave (cced) my personal email to my boss... 
waiting for facebook request in 5... 4.... 3...
waiting for facebook request in 5... 4.... 3...
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Techmology and Scientism / from nukes to stones
« on: July 19, 2012, 05:54:48 pm »
Sounds like some bad political science book title but
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/48119598/ns/world_news-south_and_central_asia/
Its like they want to start walkin on all fours again..
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/48119598/ns/world_news-south_and_central_asia/
Its like they want to start walkin on all fours again..
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Apple Talk / is the pinic over?
« on: July 19, 2012, 09:18:33 am »
Something about someone changing my default theme
Or
Or
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Apple Talk / attn: future queen of new england
« on: September 20, 2011, 01:32:44 am »
Is it still a ren fair if the only thing they have is swords and pumpkin chuckers?
eta
eta
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Aneristic Illusions / no rubber no love or water balloon fights
« on: September 12, 2011, 08:39:54 pm »
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/cuba/100525/condoms
Cuba’s communist government is so paranoid about illegal departures to the United States that it strictly controls who can own or use boats, and Cubans who fashion crude watercraft out of scrap wood and Styrofoam face steep fines, or worse.
And so, living on an island but unable to have a boat, the fishermen use the cheap condoms to get them closer to the prized fish they wouldn’t be able to reach otherwise. A good-sized red snapper may weigh six to 10 pounds and sell for $10 to $20 on Havana’s black market. In a country where the average wage is less than $20 a month, it’s no wonder contraceptive sales surge during peak fishing periods.
Cuba’s communist government is so paranoid about illegal departures to the United States that it strictly controls who can own or use boats, and Cubans who fashion crude watercraft out of scrap wood and Styrofoam face steep fines, or worse.
And so, living on an island but unable to have a boat, the fishermen use the cheap condoms to get them closer to the prized fish they wouldn’t be able to reach otherwise. A good-sized red snapper may weigh six to 10 pounds and sell for $10 to $20 on Havana’s black market. In a country where the average wage is less than $20 a month, it’s no wonder contraceptive sales surge during peak fishing periods.
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Apple Talk / saintGASM
« on: September 12, 2011, 06:34:11 pm »
someone finally did it... now to make sure they are stocked up with the weird...
Address : 205 1/2 Stewart St, Lafayette, LA 70501
Address : 205 1/2 Stewart St, Lafayette, LA 70501
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Aneristic Illusions / shit i dont know who to vote for now...
« on: September 10, 2011, 03:53:49 am »
http://ac2012.com/2011/09/09/aleister-crowley-vermin-supreme-debate/
In 2008 I voted for vermin supreme, while the rest of amerika voted for either change or team racist
I liked vermin's idea of teeth brush checkpoints, trolling the gop parties
and lowering the voting age to 14.
But the thought of tinfoilers butthurt... when crowley gets more votes then ron paul, their messiah, would be
In 2008 I voted for vermin supreme, while the rest of amerika voted for either change or team racist
I liked vermin's idea of teeth brush checkpoints, trolling the gop parties
and lowering the voting age to 14.
But the thought of tinfoilers butthurt... when crowley gets more votes then ron paul, their messiah, would be
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Principia Discussion / pention to ban posting in apple talk
« on: September 08, 2011, 05:37:38 pm »
Something about it slowly turning discordian facebook in to chaos 4chan
Or
Or
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Apple Talk / how to win peedee
« on: January 27, 2011, 10:28:22 pm »Hey, when your son gets older, will you teach him to be a thief, too?
Another red X?
Dude. Shut up.
Keep spamming, asshole. You're giving me everything I need.
your the one who asked to be ignored and then keeps pming me.
SO
Thanks. I'm going to ask that you be removed from the board for spamming my inbox. I'll be sending screenshots to the other admins.
I won't miss you.
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Principia Discussion / NOIDS
« on: January 27, 2011, 05:30:05 am »
In 2001 commercials for Domino’s Pizza, the chain’s employees wage a never ending battle against the Noid, a gremlin who delays deliveries and carries a gun that can turn a pizza ice cold. Many viewers are amused by the Noid, Domino’s says, but one of them took the advertising campaign personally. Last week Kenneth Noid, 22, walked into a Domino’s Pizza shop in Chamblee, Ga., with a .357 Magnum revolver and took two employees hostage. When police arrived, he demanded $100,000 in cash, a getaway car and a copy of The Widow’s Son, a 1985 novel about secret societies in an 18th century Parisian prison.
All Noid got was the pizza he ordered. After a five-hour siege, the two employees slipped away and Noid gave himself up. According to police, Noid has “psychological problems” and believes that he has an “ongoing dispute with Tom Monaghan,” the head of the Detroit-based Domino’s chain.
All Noid got was the pizza he ordered. After a five-hour siege, the two employees slipped away and Noid gave himself up. According to police, Noid has “psychological problems” and believes that he has an “ongoing dispute with Tom Monaghan,” the head of the Detroit-based Domino’s chain.
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