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Aneristic Illusions / Re: KAI, THEY'RE ON TO YOU!
« on: February 08, 2010, 02:10:07 pm »
interestingly, the law makes exception for 'patriotic organization...

Interestingly enough, this would not have covered Patrick Henry or Samuel Adams.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Staring at an Abstract Painting
« on: February 08, 2010, 01:45:34 am »
It has been awhile since I came here.  But now, I realize why I left: there is no purpose.

You all talk of how sucky the world is, moaning about your lives and constantly re-itterating how terrible the world is.  You're trapped in a web of Pragmaticism, looking at the big concept of "The World" through a microscope which is your life.  You know, when I first came here, I was truly intrigued by what seemed to be a genius school of thought.

But the truth is: you're pointlessly hurting yourselves.  Popping an instinctive bubble your brain has made to make life wonderful-seeming.  But if your personal life is good, you'll find a problem in your country, or the world, or something.  Searching for another problem you can't fix just to remind everybody, you were right and Logic is all there is.

If Logic is truly all there is, you might as well kill yourself-- you'll find no solace in it, real or not.  My only real advice being: scrap everything but the pinealism and the recipes on here.  The Principia Discordia was written as a joke, as "how to escape whatever you want", not as a political dogma nor as a guide to living.  You can eat hot dogs on Fridays-- but the original concept Mal-2 was probably aiming for has been so far distorted, and it's modern-day replacement is rehashed so often on here, there's no discussion.  "This is the truth-- if you don't like it, suck it. " 
 
But-- Idealism and dreams are lost.  You  :horrormirth:abandon any hope for a better future, whining about how bad things are on this site which considerably few people know of.  So please.  Life is an abstract painting: stop looking for the goat you were told about.

We didn't actually ask for your advice, come to think of it.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: space program not as bonned as first thought
« on: February 08, 2010, 01:33:16 am »
Nobody caught the really funny part of that.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 08, 2010, 12:21:07 am »
The old man's mellowed out, has he?

muhaha

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Apple Talk / Re: Poping in to say hi
« on: February 07, 2010, 03:51:45 pm »
but am having fun

That's the important part.

We Doktors must keep our priorities straight.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 03:28:23 pm »
We do this shit for science, FP.  You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
Ah, point.  Only a fool is afraid of the inevitable march of progress.

This is the right attitude, young FP.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:42:20 am »
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in.  :sad:

That was just the scum from the bbq brush.  Well, mostly.

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.  I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.

http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html

If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.

We will set his follow-up appointment for Friday at about 7pm. Will this be good for you, Doktor?

3 weeks from Friday, Nurse, if you please.  I have to assemble this thing.

Alright, Doktor, follow-up appointment is set for Friday the 26th, at 7pm.

Very good.  Lure him with that cheap shit vodka, if you must.  It's only $11.98/liter.  What we don't wind up pouring down his throat can be used to kill the scorpions under the house.

Yes, Doktor. The plan will be set.

Excellent.

Now I am off to bed.  Good night, Nurse Mayhem.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:41:40 am »
D:



Nuuuuuu! :x

Very well.  John would be a better test subject, anyway.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:40:45 am »
This:
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in.  :sad:

And this:
I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.

Answer this:
And who's afraid of Doktor Howl? 

(+1)

FP,
A fuckin' nobody  :sad:

We do this shit for science, FP.  You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:39:20 am »
I'm here if you need a consult. Or a test subject.

Well, Doktor, what I really need is a means of determining the correct strobe for causing a human being to lose control of his/her bowels.  Trial and error would take far too long, I fear.

Any assistance you can render in this regard would be most appreciated.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:37:33 am »
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in.  :sad:

That was just the scum from the bbq brush.  Well, mostly.

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.  I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.

http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html

If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.

All that is too complicated for me, but it sounds like fun. I think.

You just point and click, Freeky.

We could try it on that little dust mop you carry around.  It won't hurt him.

D: You can't have my puppy! I just got him!

It won't hurt him.  You can use it to house break him.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:36:57 am »
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in.  :sad:

That was just the scum from the bbq brush.  Well, mostly.

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.  I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.

http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html

If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.

We will set his follow-up appointment for Friday at about 7pm. Will this be good for you, Doktor?

3 weeks from Friday, Nurse, if you please.  I have to assemble this thing.

Alright, Doktor, follow-up appointment is set for Friday the 26th, at 7pm.

Very good.  Lure him with that cheap shit vodka, if you must.  It's only $11.98/liter.  What we don't wind up pouring down his throat can be used to kill the scorpions under the house.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:30:58 am »
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in.  :sad:

That was just the scum from the bbq brush.  Well, mostly.

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.  I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.

http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html

If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.

All that is too complicated for me, but it sounds like fun. I think.

You just point and click, Freeky.

We could try it on that little dust mop you carry around.  It won't hurt him.

30209
Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:29:31 am »
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in.  :sad:

That was just the scum from the bbq brush.  Well, mostly.

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.  I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.

http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html

If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.

We will set his follow-up appointment for Friday at about 7pm. Will this be good for you, Doktor?

3 weeks from Friday, Nurse, if you please.  I have to assemble this thing.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Fusion, FUSION!!!
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:28:37 am »
Okay, this is a BIT of the future we were promised.

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