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#1
High Weirdness / Re: Will NASA Diminish the UFO...
Last post by Brother Mythos - Today at 06:13:17 AM
I guess Fox News the Ministry of Propaganda didn't want to devote all of their 'news coverage' to TFG's first criminal trail on Thursday. So, they included the following article:

"Las Vegas alien video's previously missed detail proves 'authenticity,' expert says: 'You can't deny it'"

As per this article:

"When a Las Vegas family told police they saw something "not human" in their backyard, they were not lying, a veteran crime scene recreation expert said.
 
Scott Roder, of Evidence Room Animation and Exhibits, used his expertise and motion tracking software to analyze the video of a purported UFO crash landing in Sin City in April 2023.
 
He told NewsNation they tried to "debunk" the responding officers' bodycam footage or prove something was added to the video.
 
Now, he said he is convinced there were two creatures creeping around the family's Las Vegas yard that night. "All of our results came back as authentic," Roder said. "There's no editing. That is an original video.""

If you can't trust the Ministry of Propaganda on stuff like this, who can you trust? Anyway, after spending who knows how much time getting here, from who knows where in the universe, it's perfectly understandable that alien space visitors would want visit Vegas for a little R&R. It's just too bad that, after navigating their way through the Milky Way, they couldn't find their way to the Las Vegas Strip. I'm sure any one of the many casinos there would have been more than happy to 'comp' them plenty of food, drinks, casino chips, and a luxury hotel suite for as long as they wanted to stay.

Here's the link to this article:      Aliens On Video in Las Vegas
#2
Aneristic Illusions / Re: No, It's Not an Article On...
Last post by Brother Mythos - Yesterday at 05:10:12 AM
"RFK Jr. claims doctor said parasite 'ate' part of his brain"

As per this article:

"Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s campaign on Wednesday responded to a New York Times report that described an incident where the independent candidate claimed a doctor told him that a parasitic worm was found in his brain more than a decade ago.
 
In a 2012 deposition during a divorce from his second wife, Kennedy revealed that a doctor found a dead parasite in his brain -- one of multiple health conditions Kennedy said may have caused what he described in the deposition as "cognitive problems" he had experienced at the time, according to according to The New York Times."

And, further along in this article:

"Doctors interviewed by ABC News clarified that these types of parasites don't actually eat brain tissue. Rather, they absorb nutrients passively before dying."

I've heard some people say, 'All publicity is good publicity.' But, this headline leads me to believe that 'some people' are wrong. And, I have to wonder, why are those 'Doctors interviewed by ABC News' so certain that some, or maybe even a lot, of RFK Jr.'s brain wasn't eaten? I mean, I'm not the least bit surprised that this guy has had brain problems.             

Here's the link to this article:      Politician Claims Being Told Part of His Brain Was Eaten
#3
Literate Chaotic / Re: cryptids Cryptids CRYPTIDS
Last post by Mlactom - May 08, 2024, 06:43:41 PM
just looked up both :eek:  you were right.
dont want to live there
#4
Quote from: QuestionsTheSoil on May 02, 2024, 09:52:34 PMI miss when the internet was fun.
The hot an popular people keep taking over, so us weird nerds are losing territory.

But in all seriousness, fuck the trend of making everything enslaved to some bullshit algorithm. Fuck the corporate friendly piss-garbage.
If I hear the word "unalive" one more fucking time I might have a heart attack. Keep that bullshit on TikTok or whatever.
And also, fuck off with TikTok. I'm tired of it being synonymous with Gen Z.
And now every other website also has to be TikTok, so every other website also gets worse. Thanks, TikTok. Burn in Hell. 

Don't worry, they've banned tiktok.
#5
Aneristic Illusions / Re: More Merch for the Mesmeri...
Last post by Brother Mythos - May 08, 2024, 05:45:50 PM
This, of course, is a logical piece of merch for the MAGAt minions. If they're going to wear diapers at their rallies, and claim that 'Real Men Wear Diapers,' it makes sense that they should buy a special brand.

So, here they are:   The Donald's Leak Protecting Adult Diapers][/b]

WARNING: They are pricey. And, they come with a disclaimer that says, *FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY*, but TFG should be advertised with the same warning.
#6
High Weirdness / Snakes Almost On a Plane
Last post by Brother Mythos - May 07, 2024, 01:52:59 PM
I'm not a snake person. But, even if I were, my pants are, pretty much, the last place I would put one.

"Snakes almost on a plane: TSA discovers a bag with small snakes in passenger's pants"

As per this article:

"According to an X post by the Transportation Security Administration, officers at the Miami International Airport found the small bag of snakes hidden in a passenger's trousers on April 26 at a checkpoint."

Now, I can't help but wonder if this passenger told the TSA officers that they were 'emotional support snakes.'

Here's the link to this article:      Emotional Support Snakes?
#7
That's heartbreaking, I can't grasp what it must be like having to send your kids in to school when this is always a looming threat, the worst we have to worry about is bullying or them catching every flu/cold/nits doing the rounds, taking it for granted they are safe is something I need to be more thankful for
#8
Only Maybe Arts Lab / Dumb question!
Last post by Bobby Campbell - May 07, 2024, 02:47:38 AM
#9
Extra sad bit on shooter. Had a pellet gun. Pointed it at the officer. The whole bit with telling his friends about school shooters previously and whatnot was to set up a suicide by cop.
#10
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Political Video Clips
Last post by Brother Mythos - May 06, 2024, 01:50:19 PM
I can't remember having ever actually watched a Ministry of Propaganda video, much less recommending one to someone else. But, this take-down of Drama Queen Greene is outstanding:

Fox News panel rips Marjorie Taylor Drama Queen Greene over plan to oust Speaker

Let the Republicultâ„¢ games, drama, and self-destruction continue!